Doh! Â A deer, a female deer and also what the Dodgers say. Â Ray, a drop of golden filth. Â Me, a name I call myself who owns J.D. Martinez andÂ Robbie Ray. Â Fa, a long long way to run if a Bostonian is saying far. Â SO another name for strikeouts. Â LA is where the game took place. Â Ti I dribble down my face, when J.D. Martinez and Robbie Ray play. Â Yesterday, Ray went 7 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 3 hits, zero walks, 14 Ks, ERA down to 2.80. Â Robbie Ray is an ace. Â No matter how you slice that pecan pie, he’s an ace. Â No matter how you put that pancake batter on the skittle. Â No matter how you put whipped cream in my mouth. Â My God, I’m so hungry. Â Cougs has got me doing this Whole30 diet and I’m legit about to eat my hand. Â At Endorphin Ralph’s top 100 starters for this week, Ray’s ranked 6th. Â Can’t argue that, and last night he dunked all over the LA K’ers. Â Then, J.D. Martinez got my goosepimples all a-titter. Â He went 4-for-5, 6 RBIs with his 31st, 32nd, 33rd and 34th homer. Â Someone has to Just Dong, so who better than Just Dong? Â Who?! Â Sorry, I’m writing this wearing an owl costume. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
If you hail from Central New Jersey, sorry. I didn’t mean to get your hopes up. Albert Pujols does not represent the 609. If you are a Ludacris fan, sorry. Pujols may or may not have garden hoes in different area codes, but I can neither confirm nor deny it. Rather, Pujols slugged his 609th career home run Friday night. It doesn’t matter that it came off Jeremy Hellickson, who’s allowed the 14th-most home runs this season, and is already the 439th-worst of all time. I was going to go on an epic rant about how all the stories are focused on the fact that he’s tied with Sammy Sosa for the most home runs by a foreign-born player. Who gives a flying F where he was born?Â Then I started thinking, I wonder which player born in Los Angeles has hit the most home runs. Yet again, I’ve managed to stymie myself. Anyways, who cares that Pujols has a triple slash of .229/.274/.374 with an ISO of .144. Let’s just celebrate the great career he’s had and send him off into the sunset after this season. My self checks to make sure this is his last year…Please, blog, may I have some more?
On a night were aces such Corey Kluber, Chris Sale, Dallas Keuchel and even Jose Quintana in a great match-up are taking the mound ; it is key to be able to pair up one of those studs with a valuable streaming options. This way you can afford some quality bats to go with your top arm. One option that stands out to me isÂ Ariel MirandaÂ (12,900), the lefty has been inconsistent all year but has a great opportunity to produce tonight. Oakland A’s are one of the worst hitting team against south paws, carrying a .236 AVG and .683 OPS. By no means is Miranda a safe bet but he has significant value in a great match-up. Oakland ranks in the bottom ten in runs scored and are in the top three in strikeouts. That makes for a great streaming option, also allows some wiggle room to fit in one of the aces taking the mound.
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I’m a tad worried about theÂ comments this headline may generate, so maybe I should explain: this isn’t aÂ Classified ad, butÂ an ode toÂ Chris Sale. Because todayÂ The Condor, a.k.a. the Jersey Slasher, takes the mound with his stupid-low 1.92 ERA and 73 Ks in 52 IP. If this were any other pitcher, I might offer a caveat that this start versus the Rays takes place at Fenway, but Saleâ€™s been better at home (1.50 ERA in 4 starts at home versus 2.49 in 3 starts away). And Tampa has not: their road BA is .210, versus .265 at home (apparently theyâ€™re the only team that knows how to play at the bloody Trop). This is also tasty because TampaÂ does not do well against lefties.Â I expect them to go quietly against Sale. That said, on FanDuel today, weâ€™re pretty much going to have sell ourselves on a street corner to be able to afford Sale (especially ifÂ youâ€™re earning Canadian dollars!).
So if youâ€™re not into what Chris is selling, itâ€™s also a Rockies-at-home weekend, Fact Fans! If I were a lazier girl, Iâ€™d say â€śif you donâ€™t want to pay up for Sale, just stack every Colorado bat you canâ€ť and cut this post short, but that would just not be cricket (if it were cricket, Iâ€™d be watching a five-day-long game involving men wearing white trousers with red smears on their crotches, whichâ€¦ You know, I kind of miss cricket). And there are several tasty Miami-Atlanta match-ups today, too, so Iâ€™m gonna try squeezing some Dodgers, Mariners and Marlins into my lineup. Letâ€™s see how I got onâ€¦
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This 10-day DL situation has really created some nice job security for me. Jeff Zimmerman of Fangraphs has done the work to prove this for me — as of May 1st, players have spent 4,198 days on the disabled list, an 8% increase from 2016. There has also been a 30% increase in disabled list trips from 2016.
If you have any specific questions about injured players or fill in options that are specific for your league please leave a comment below and I will get back to you with my thoughts, otherwise, let’s get to it!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday,Â Anthony RendonÂ went 6-for-6, 5Â runs, 10Â RBIs and his first threeÂ homers of the year. Â *gulps* Â Sonavabench! Â That is worst sonavabench I’ve had in my life and I thought my worst sonavabench was when I benched Conforto on Saturday for his double slam and legs. Â Five homers on my bench in two days. Â I feel a little uneasy from this sonavbenching. Â Is woozy a side effect of sonavabench? Â I feel legit woozy. Â I need to sit down. Â *vomits* Â I feel worse. Â “Hello, I need a paramedic. Â The problem? Â I BENCHED RENDON FOR THE TOP OFFENSIVE GAME OF THE SEASON! Â Yes, I have insurance. Â No, it’s not an HMO.” Â *turns on oven, sticks head in oven, reads The Bell Jar lit by the pilot light* Â This book is so boring, at what point does Plath mention Rendon and bite the big one? Â So, yeah, I’m an idiot for benching Rendon, but what can do, as my Polish neighbor used to say. Â On the bright side, he appears out of his early season slump. Â That’s a consolation prize likeÂ coming in second on The Bachelor and all you get is herpes. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’m picturing Clint Eastwood in Escape from Alcatraz, coiffing his hair (gorgeous hair) chipping away with his pickaxe. Â I’m seeing Andy Dufresne also beautiful hair and a pickaxe. Â Now that I think about it, you don’t need jail cells, just take away all prisoners’ blow dryers. Â Any hoo! Â Why am I seeing these great prison movies? Â Because they are about breakouts. Â Breakouts come in different shapes and sizes. Â Some would say Cameron Diaz’s complexion is a breakout. Â For a baseballÂ breakout: Â James Paxton. Â Yesterday, Paxton went 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.39. Â His K/9 and BB/9 are now 10.7 and 1.8, respectively. Â That’s about as ace-like as you’re gonna find. Â Okay, now for one small step back from the ledge of crazy excited. Â In his last start, he did give up five earned in four innings and I don’t think he’s going to avoid all wonkiness, but there’s no one throwing as well as him right now. Â Okay, maybe Kershaw and Ervin Santana. Â Someone get these guys blow dryers. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
28.4, 12.2, 21.4, 34.1, 24.9, 43.6, 28.7, 31.4. What Power Forward game log is this? You have a 7x day where he puts up 20 points and 15 rebounds, a day where he flopped hard because he got in foul trouble, and then a lot of 4x and 5x scores. Wait, whatâ€™s that? It is the last 8 games ofÂ Eric Thames? Thatâ€™s absurd. Iâ€™m not even saying heâ€™s a great play simply because of his last 8 games, but Adam Wainwrightâ€™s a decent innings muncher, who is losing the ability to get ground balls so Thames is in play again, even at his elevated price. Are we at the point where Thames is always in play because heâ€™s a good hitter who obliterated the KBO and will spend 2017 obliterating major league pitching. I think the previous sentence answers your question. You might be asking where does Eric Thames rank in the greatest hitting seasons ever with a minimum 50 PAs? And I would tell you that itâ€™s not first, itâ€™s actually 2nd. Yes, Eric Thames 281 wRC+ ranks 2nd. Thatâ€™s because Freddie Freeman this year has a 282. It helps when you decide that outs really arenâ€™t your thing for 3 games. Iâ€™m also sure you are wondering whoâ€™s 3rd, and I will tell you that this year Bryce Harper is 3rd at 256. Weâ€™ve had some insane starts this year, but only one of them is making crotchety old pitching coaches and grumpy veteran pitchers subtly hint â€śthings.â€ť
On to the picks as soon as Freddie Freeman makes an out…wait, that may be a while…Iâ€™ll just do the picks now…Please, blog, may I have some more?
The man who used to eat donuts before and in between games, will now try to fill up the scoreboard with them. If you aren’t familiar with Kevin Gausman‘sÂ love for donuts, he had a ritual throughout college and even early on in his pro career in which he would eat donuts before each start. He even took it as far as eating 3 powdered donuts in between innings. What a great story it would have been if the ump checked the ball for banned substance and it was just a little Hostess Powdered Sugar. Well hopefully he can use the powdered sugar tonight for some extra grip on the ball as he takes on the Cincinnati Reds. Gausman and the Orioles are a decent favorites at -165, so he should be in line for a win. He is coming off his best start of the season at Toronto (6IP, 1ER, 3Ks) andÂ a trip to the national league could add to those sweet strikeout numbers. As for the rest of the slate, some good stacking opportunities are available. Lets take a look at the picks.
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Halleberryloujah! Â *does sign of the Marlins, kneels* Â Blessed be thy lord of a Technicolor unicorn statue who graced his tight baseball pants around Giancarlo’s lower half. Â I won’t take too much of your time, I know you are prolly busy. Â Should I say probably when I’m addressing you? Â You know, I’m gonna move on rather than wait for an answer. Â I want to thank you for bringing Giancarlo Stanton into the 2017 season. Â I saw him in a game last week back off a changeup like he was still scared after taking the beanball off the melon. Â Was he scared? Â If he was, I wouldn’t have blamed him. Â I get scared too. Â Like when my wife says, “Hey, Grey I made plans for us to go out with my friend and her husband.” Â That scares me too. Â But now that he hit two homers, going 2-for-3 with 4 RBIs, I’m relieved. Â It was early, he was just getting into the swing things. Â Pun! Â What? Â You don’t like puns? Â Again, I’m fine not waiting for an answer. Â Okay, now I’m going to cut this short because a sprinkler is going off into my face and I’m kneeling on my neighbor’s lawn. Â Thank you. Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?