From the land of Pilgrims, Cranberries, Sachems, and Ocean Spray, it’s Middleborough, Massachusetts’ own Sean Newcomb. A true Masshole through and through, over the course of his time in the minors, he’s refused to throw strikes with any regularity. This all changed last week, as Newcomb crushed two XL Great One’s from Dunks, and a marble cruller, before crushing the souls of the Mets. I’ve long followed Newcomb’s career dating back to his high school days at Middleborough. As he’s the rare professional sports product from my corner of the world. After some ups and downs, mostly due to control, or lack there of. Newcomb made his triumphant major league debut a little over a week ago, and in the process looked phenomenal. Flashing control and command he never possessed before. So today, we dig into the second start from the young lefty, at home vs Miami, and Giancarlo. A tough task for the rookie… Oh yeah, then we rank some pitchers.Please, blog, may I have some more?
On Dancer! ¬†On Prancer! ¬†On‚ÄďOh, I didn‚Äôt hear you come in.¬† Welcome, reader! ¬†Grab some egg nog and brandy it up to the fire. ¬†You look festive.¬† I love that Rudolph tongue ring. ¬†That’s the great thing about Christmas, no matter what your interpretation is, it’s all about commercialism.¬† That’s unless you light the Munenori Kawasaki. The 2017 fantasy baseball rankings are not far away.¬† Right now, January Grey is throwing darts at a board to figure out where to rank Jay Bruce. ¬†Exciting! ¬† In the meantime, let‚Äôs look at the players who have multiple position eligibility for this upcoming 2017 fantasy baseball season. ¬†The biggest surprise from this list? ¬†Marwin Gonzalez played how many games at 1st base? ¬†Hayzeus Cristo! ¬†I did this list of multi-position eligible players because I figured it would help for your 2017 fantasy baseball drafts.¬† I‚Äôm a giver, snitches!¬† Happy Holidays!¬† I only listed players that have multiple position eligibility of ten games or more played outside of their primary position.¬† Not FIVE games at a position, not six, definitely not seven. Ten games.¬† 10, the Laurel & Hardy of numbers.¬† So this should cover Yahoo, ESPN, CBS, et al (not the Israeli airline).¬† Yes, Christmas came two¬†days early this year.¬† Players with multiple position eligibility are listed once alphabetically under their primary position. ¬†This is the only time a year I do anything alphabetically, so I might’ve confused some letters. ¬†Is G or H first? ¬†Who knows, and, better yet, who cares? ¬†Wow, someone’s got the Grinchies, must be the¬†spiked egg nog talking. ¬†Anyway, here‚Äôs all the players with multiple position eligibility for the 2017 fantasy baseball season and the positions they are eligible at:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome to the 2016 Razzball Team Previews! You‚Äôll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything, folks. We‚Äôve got line-ups, charts,¬†Slurpees, lube, a guide for beginner electricians, and even a¬†cactus! Well, that’s a lie. That’s what Jay had last year sitting in front of him. This year? Um…a little less lube? Take that as you will.¬†But hey, we’ve got teams to preview and questions to ask, so let’s hop to it. We a very special guest for this post…Max Rieper,¬†to provide his take on what the team has in store this season. Now enough rambling, let’s see what 2016 holds for the¬†Kansas City Royals!Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s been a long time coming for the Kansas City Royals, but they finally tasted the sweet fizz of championship champagne last fall, and it was all due to Jonny Gomes. I’m not sure if you know this, but he’s the kind of guy you want to go to war with. Hacksaw Jonny musings aside, the Royals built a winner the old fashioned way. And by old fashioned I mean good drafting, solid player development, and excellent trading. In the process, they’ve graduated quite a few players onto their major league squad, traded some for established vets, and let others take the time needed to fully develop. The aftermath is there isn’t a ton of sexy fantasy prospects anymore, but the farm’s not barren, and there are some really intriguing players in the low minors. Dayton Moore and his constituents stuck to their philosophy, and in the end they’re the poster children for why prospects matter. Just ask Baseball America!Please, blog, may I have some more?
All right all of you, hardcore, prematurely balding fantasy baseballers, who are battling in the trenches these final weeks. ¬†You people. ¬†And by “you people,” I mean middle-aged, middle class white men with their mothers on¬†speed dial. ¬†(What? ¬†Google Analytics can tell a lot.) ¬†Let’s do this like Brutus and Tommy Artootis. ¬†(I went to middle school with Tommy Artootis; you probably¬†didn’t know that.) ¬†Yesterday, Kendrys Morales went 4-for-4, 5 runs and¬†three¬†solo home runs (19, 20, 21). ¬†The Morales of the story? ¬†He’s stepping up to help you win because we prayed for this. ¬†Right after praying that¬†Lay’s Gyro-flavored potato chips wins the new flavor contest. ¬†Show of hands: ¬†how many of you care who becomes the¬†next president? ¬†Okay, now how many of you¬†care what flavor wins Lay’s potato chip contest? ¬†Ya’ll bunch of liars if you didn’t vote for Lay’s. ¬†Can we just make a Trump flavored potato chip to combine all my voting into one place? ¬†Morales has done well for my Tout Wars team, but I’m gonna come up a little short like Altuve. ¬†Here’s the current standings, as you can see power was my real bugaboo. ¬†If Miggy had reached 30 homers like he did seemingly every other year, it could’ve made a huge difference. ¬†For now, let’s bask in Rudy’s dominance and hope Lay’s Gyro flavor kicks ass. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Even though I’m recommending Mike Moustakas this week, I still can’t help but booooo! him. Honestly, all Royals hitters this year, except Alcides Escobar, gets the booooo! treatment from me. I’m starting to feel like I’m a Philadelphia resident with my booing of these players regardless of what they do. [Jay’s Note: Needs more Duracell.] Even Alex Gordon has turned into boresville in my book. I’m going to take a moment and shred the Royals, who regardless of their recent run in real baseball, have been a fantasy train wreck. Eric Hosmer has been unable to build on last seasons breakout and has become the Midwest’s version of James Loney. Billy Butler can’t channel those moobs for power like he did in the past and will struggle to hit 10 HR’s this year. Norichika Aoki has been a dud of a lead-off hitter after Alex Gordon created a blue print in KC, and for all of his 14 dongs, Salvador Perez has not been the .290 hitter we all wanted to see. The naysayers can state¬†that Hosmer was a line drive hitter with a very un-homerun swing, Billy Butler is a fatter version of Hosmer, Aoki was more of a pipe dream¬†than a lead-off man, and that Sal has never got over the loss of his abuelita. Well screw you Royals! I will never draft another offensive player from this team again. You are all dead to me….in fantasy! Speaking of fantasy, have you signed up for a Razzball Football RCL League yet? Get on the good foot and shimmy over to the football side and sign-up? Click here and let all your fantasy football dreams come true… which of course is winning¬†a bobble-head of yourself (and a Best Buy gift card is up for grabs if you create a league!). Buying one is just straight weird, but winning one is perfectly acceptable and very cool.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Low voice, “Wow.” Digs ditch, steps down, “Wow.” Need more emphasis. Buys a mini-excavator, consults with architects about installing a down escalator, begins construction, gets behind on schedule, fires a guy that smokes more than he digs, hires a foreman that seems like he knows what he’s doing, foreman runs off with money, tracks foreman down in Aruba hanging out with Andruw Jones, punches foreman, watches Andruw Jones make diving catch of forearm’s body, heads back to the States to oversee completion of down escalator, breaks champagne on escalator, travels down a full story and, “WOW!” Do you see what I go though to emphasize something for you? After Mike Fiers struck out 14 Cubs in 6 innings, he can have anything he wants. Sleep with my Cougs, she’s all yours! He now has a 1.29 ERA, a 10.3 K/9 and 2.1 BB/9 after 21 IP, after blowing through the minor leagues with a 11.3 K/9. I grabbed him in one 12 team league and looked to pick him up in every league, but he wasn’t there. I forgot the most important lesson, you couldn’t get Michael Fiers if you were f***ing Michael Fiers! Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy Sunday again gang – hope there weren’t too many of you that overdid it with your personal firework shows to celebrate the 4th – baseball (as always) seems to help us in that regard every year around this time, and the big Billy Beane shocker provided everyone a great finale for a lot of contenders. Of course this also helps bring more clarity for those looking to make a run at the MLB-level (obviously defining the market for ANY contender looking to shore up their rotation) just as it will ultimately lead to even more prospect machinations and opportunities as we move forward.
Given the rising level of prospect interest this time of year (both in potential trade/promotion opportunities, but in general as well), and in addition to our hopes of expanding our prospect coverage and helpful information and discussion for you guys in our Razzball community, Sundays will feature, what I’ll refer to as my¬†Sunday Twelve-Pack, as opposed to a Sunday Six-Pack. As always, pace yourselves – Monday morning still looms, and never drink and drive!!!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Organizational Talent Rankings via Baseball America
2012 (3) | 2011 (1) | 2010 (16) | 2009 (11) | 2008 (24) | 2007 (11)
2011 Affiliate Records
MLB: [71-91] AL Central
AAA: [79-63] Pacific Coast League ‚Äď Omaha
AA: [73-64] Texas League ‚Äď Northwest Arkansas
A+: [66-72] Carolina League ‚ÄďWilmington
A: [65-74] Midwest League ‚Äď Kane County
R: [33-43] Pioneer League ‚Äď Idaho Falls
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