After going over my top 10 for 2017 fantasy baseball and top 20 for 2017 fantasy baseball (clickbait!), I move onto the one post all year that make all the ladies say ‘Ooooh…’ The manner in which those ladies in question say ‘Ooooh…’ is as such, “Ooooh…So, are we going to the mall after you’re done reading that fantasy baseball nonsense or can we go now and, while I’m shopping, you sit outside¬†Orange Julius reading that shizz while I’m dropping buckets of duckets on earrings? ¬†And, no, we can’t go to Lush so you can play with the handmade soaps.” ¬†It’s better if we leave it at, this post makes all the ladies say ‘Ooooh…’ ¬†The¬†ellipsis says enough, I think. ¬†The projections noted in the post are my own, and I mention where tiers start and stop. ¬†I also mention a bunch of hullabaloo, so let’s get to it. ¬†Anyway, here’s the top 20 catchers for 2017 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Not sure how many of you saw it yesterday, but Terry Collins got heated in a press conference when the Mets’ PR guy wanted him to tell the media more about Syndergaard. ¬†Finally, Collins called him a puppy dog and stormed out. ¬†Now, in a move that will be sure to make even the best PR person¬†sweat, the Mets are in final talks to reunite with Jose Reyes. ¬†The news picked up steam when management¬†asked that the players’ wives not travel¬†with the team. ¬†Also, Wilmer Flores better not cry if Reyes joins the team. ¬†Reyes smells the slightest weakness and he becomes a slap hitter (of recent vs. of old). ¬†So, what can we expect of Reyes if he does land on the Mets, or any team, because he will sign somewhere. ¬†Last year, in 116 games, he had 7 homers, 24 steals and a .274 average. ¬†Honestly, that’s not that bad. ¬†He can’t stay healthy, but maybe starting in July will help with that. ¬†Figure he can play 80 games, which should put him in the area of a 7-10 HRs, 17-25 SBs and a .270 average. ¬†Not terrible if you’re struggling at shortstop or MI. ¬†Maybe the Mets will say eff it and also hire Doc Gooden to cut the¬†foul lines. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Wil Myers¬†went 2-for-4 and his 11th and 12th homers¬†as he hits¬†.294. ¬†How many posts does Wil Myers have with his post-hype sleeper? ¬†More than the postman at the¬†postoffice marking his post-lunch¬†post-time¬†with some extra postage licking and complaints that they have their postbaccalaureate to sort postcards without postcodes wishing they were postcoital not dealing with¬†postapocalyptic posturing about the postage for the¬†postmortem envelope they pulled out of the garbage that now looks postmodern. ¬†¬†Nah’mean?! ¬†That’s 14 posts, kid! ¬†Damn, I should be on Def Poetry Jam. ¬†I know you wish there were some sleepers you could unswallow, but Myers has been the one shining light in a sea of brown, cloaked Padres. ¬†This could be the last year that he’s even a question mark and not owned from start to finish. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Leave it up to me on a day where there’s more than enough good arms out there to make you cringe about a pitching selection. Yes, it’s true. I’m honestly suggesting CC Sabathia on this fine Sunday. You might ask yourself, ‘how did Sky find a way to make this hard on a slate featuring Arrieta, Jo-Fer, and Nola?’. And you might ask yourself, ‘why would you suggest a guy just a few fake internet ducats off from The Dark Knight, Cole, and Gausman?’. You might also ask yourself, ‘why do I feel like Sky is setting me up for a Talking Heads reference in a piece where he references Black Sabbath?’. Cuz it’s the same as it ever was, friends. Really, I’m not suggesting huge upside here nor am I suggesting CC is the best play on the board. So what am I suggesting? Well, for starters the Orioles have been low key bad against lefties so far this year, sitting 25th in wRC+ against southpaws for the year. That in and of itself gives a decent backdrop for me to be intrigued. When you also factor in CC’s pitch selection change this year to make up for the lack of giddyup in his FB – swapping mostly over to the cutter – it makes his gains so far this year not seem too much like a mirage. So in tourneys, look to have yourself some CC shares and pair him with your pick of this pitching litter on a day where he’ll go microscopically owned. But enough about this, let’s talk about that. Here’s my Electric Funeral hot taeks for this Sunday DK slate…
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So you want to be a DFS superstar… A tune that will be sung by Rich Hill owners today. Now you have to be careful pitching at the ripe old age of 36. Rich Hill pulled his groin and had to miss his ¬†last start. He’s back today and facing the Houston Astros. Minute Maid Park may be a juicy match up for homers, but that’s not something Rich Hill gives up easily. Since the start of 2013, Ol’ Rich has only given up 7 homers and hasn’t allowed more than 3 earned runs in a single game. Surprisingly, he has been better away from the pitching friendly confines of O.co Coliseum. He has been limiting hitters to a .511 OPS and owns a sub 1.00 WHIP. The Astros are slightly below average with 98 wRC+ vs LHP, but strike out at an absurd rate of 26.1% (3rd worst in the MLB).¬†Rich Hill has one of the best spin rates in the league on his curveball, which plays well with his fastball that helps him generate above average swings and misses. He has the most curveballs thrown with a RPM greater than 2500, by nearly double that of the next closest pitcher. His curveball is only allowing a .252 SLG and his fastball a .227. Meanwhile, the Astros are only managing a .170 batting average and a .267 slugging against curveballs, both 4th worst in the league.¬†Put Rich Hill in your lineup to become a DFS superstar… and¬†live large… Here are the rest of my DFS picks for Saturday June 4.
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In a world where humans are fed up with umps missing calls and players getting injured … Chappie takes the mound! Some people are preaching for robot umpires, but what about robot pitchers! Wouldn’t you love to have a robot pitcher on your team? Don’t worry about overuse and Tommy John surgery, you just need to grease the elbow joint between innings. And no more hanging sliders when you only up one run in the bottom of the ninth. Okay, the LAST thing we need is another Chappie movie. Let’s talk about the human pitcher J.A. Happ. Humans make mistakes, and many mistakes were made in Happ’s last outing. Happ only managed to throw 2 innings while giving up 8 runs. Luckily for him, he gets to face the Twins today. Nothing says bounceback match up like a lefty facing the Twinkies. Against LHP, they have only 18 runs, 2 HR, a .576 OPS, and 25% K rate. Meanwhile, the Jays get to tee off against Pat Dean, who is unlikely to make it make it into the 6th inning. The Twins bullpen has surrendered 79 runs, 23 HR, .289 batting average, and an .837 OPS. So if the Jays cant get after the 90 MPH throwing lefty Dean, they should be able to strike against the weak bullpen. Twins pitching should easily put Happ in line for the win if he can improve from his last appearance. With Twins inability to hit lefties and their far from fabulous pitching, Happ at $8,100 should be a safe play today. Introducing, Chappie 3: The DFS Guru – Let us find some deals for you today!
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Sorry I missed you guys… and girls last week. I was having computer issues, and when you couple that with all my other issues, well then, you got a lot of issues. This week I’m going to keep focusing on steals after last week’s… I mean two weeks ago post where I went over the top pitchers and teams to steal against. You can read that here. It’s really exciting stuff. Speaking of exciting stuff, did any of you get a chance to stream¬†Blake Snell? I didn’t see him getting called up this early, but as always, we get crushed when he gets sent down and now we have to wait for his next arrival. Stupid friggin’ Rays. I’m just glad he wasn’t Ian Snell out there.Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s nothing he can do that can’t be done. Gets on base, multi-hit games and¬†hits home runs. There’s nothing you can say he just knows how to play the game. It’s easy. The Cuban rookie¬†Aledmys Diaz continued his hot start going¬†2-for-5,¬†with his second home run of the season and for your sake and mine I hope you read those first few sentences in your best Paul McCartney accent. Honestly, everything sounds better in a Beatles accent. Try it! But enough about old rock and/or roll bands no one has ever heard of, Aledmys Diaz is 11-for-27 (.407 AVG) through his first eight games, 5 extra base hits, 8 RBI and 8 runs scored. Al–can I call you Al? No? Aledmys “Don’t Call Me Al” Diaz has also hit safely in all but one game he’s played in. Can I tell you if Diaz is going to be a star (ha-cha-cha!)? No, not exactly. But he’s got a quick bat with good plate discipline and the Cards have invested enough money in the Cuban rookie that he will likely get a chance to show what he can do. Grey told you to BUY and now I’m telling you. Don’t make this more complicated than it has to be, we’re only trying to help.
Here’s what else I saw Friday night in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The other day the top 10 for 2016 fantasy baseball was straight sexy like when a model on America’s Next Top Model knows how to smize and booty tooch. ¬† Then, the next day, the top 20 for 2016 fantasy baseball was all the flavors of the Skittles rainbow melted into one¬†giant Skittle that was a color that was not-black even though all colors together should’ve been. ¬†Today, the top 20 catchers for 2016 fantasy baseball is the direct opposite of those wondrous achievements. ¬†This post, here, is, um, catchers. ¬†Lowercase yay. ¬†Most of you know how I feel about catchers.¬† If you draft a catcher any time before the first 100 picks, you don‚Äôt know how I feel about catchers.¬† Let me freshen up your cocktail with a splash of insight.¬† I don‚Äôt draft top catchers in one catcher leagues.¬† I Reggie Roby them.¬† Last year, Posey was the top ranked catcher at the end of year.¬† Yet, he was only the 8th best 1st baseman, about as valuable as Albert Pujols, who hit only .244.¬† The best catcher can‚Äôt spray aerosol deodorant on the top guy for another position. ¬†The top five catchers last year were Bust Posey, Bri McCann, Eve Gattis, Russ Martin¬†and Sal Perez.¬† Only one¬†guy was¬†drafted in the top 100.¬† No one should draft a top catcher because there are no top catchers.¬† They‚Äôre all hot garbage with a side order of¬†gefilte fish, or kapelka as Q-Tip calls it.¬† Catchers are unreliable to stay healthy; the job is grueling and takes its toll on offensive stats.¬† There‚Äôs not much difference between, say, the tenth best catcher and nothingness.¬† Last year, Welington Castillo¬†was the tenth best catcher.¬† He was on waivers for at least half the¬†season.¬† He was the tenth best catcher with a line of 42/19/57/.237.¬† Yo, Q, forget kapelka, Welington Castillo¬†makes me vomit. ¬†Also, with this¬†crop of catchers ‚ÄĒ they‚Äôre actually deep in mediocrity.¬† You can draft the fifth best catcher or the 12th best and they‚Äôre tomato-tomato said with a different emphasis.¬† Because I ignore the top catchers doesn‚Äôt mean I‚Äôm starting the top 20 catcher list at number twenty-one; some of you might want to know the top catchers.¬† You can lead a horse to water, but you can‚Äôt make them draft d‚ÄôArnaud.¬† In two catcher leagues, catchers are a little more valuable, but I‚Äôd still prefer to avoid them.¬† You can see other top 20 lists for 2016 fantasy baseball under 2016 fantasy baseball rankings.¬† Listed along with these catchers are my 2016 projections for each player and where the tiers begin and end.¬† Anyway, here‚Äôs the top 20 catchers for 2016 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Chris Coghlan went full Ivan Drago on Jung-ho Kang‘s knee, taking him out in a hard slide. ¬†Kang is now done for the year, and could miss a month of next season, with a torn MCL. ¬†That’s not¬†the year 1150, if any Romans are reading this. ¬†He also has a fractured fibia. ¬†Coghlan should not¬†be allowed to wear that Iron Mike Sharpe knee pad. ¬†Things couldn’t be much worse for the Pirates, who will now rely on Jordache Mercer (full name). ¬†Kang’s agent said, “It is unfortunate that what would be considered heads up baseball would cause such a serious injury. ¬†That said, Coghlan was playing the game the way it should be played.” ¬†Doesn’t that sound backhanded? ¬†Like, “It’s a shame we allow 85-year-old people to drive, but that’s the law and thanks for crashing¬†into my car.” ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?