Did you hear about the Native American who wouldn’t leave the bathroom? ¬†He said home was where the TP was. ¬†Hey, this Drunk Uncle Jokebook isn’t that bad! ¬†August has been miserable for Jose Ramirez with a .200 average, zero homers and two steals until last night. ¬†You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs. ¬†Thankfully, the eggs he broke last night were the goose eggs representing his power numbers as he went 2-for-3 with his 19th and 20th homer, and his 14th steal. ¬†Babies babble on, they lookin’ for excuses. ¬†Not here to make excuses for Jo-Ram, but this was his first terrible month in two years. ¬†Even Rhysus rested one day a week. ¬†His righty/lefty splits are both at .298, which is odd since he’s hitting .300. ¬†Did he go 0-for-1 against someone who spit the ball at him? ¬†*intern whispers in my ear* ¬†I see, the .298 righty/lefty splits were before last night. ¬†You learn something gnu every day. ¬†Spelling will be tomorrow! ¬†Assuming Jo-Ram rebounds for his standard month in September, it’s going to be hard to be too down on him in the non-sexual way. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings and welcome back to the Mike Maher end of summer backyard bash, where we talk about our beloved top 100 hitters. I will be taking a one-week hiatus after this post as I pack up my apartment and drive 1,200 miles north from Fort Lauderdale, FL up to Pennsylvania. That’s right, the true King of the North is returning home to his roots. No more tank tops in January for me for a little while. After my one-week absence, though, I will be back to tell you how good Rhys Hoskins is. You may have heard of him by now. We focused on him last week, so we don’t have to go over him again, even though he has pretty much homered in every game since we talked about him. And for once, that isn’t even an exaggeration. Check out his game log:
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For the last few days, I’ve been in New York for my grandfather’s 90th birthday. ¬†With each passing year, he gets more casually racist, and, let’s just say, he didn’t start at zero. ¬†I told him Byron Buxton hit three homers on Sunday, and he said, “Byron? ¬†What’s he, a Jew?” ¬†I told him, no, I don’t think so, but, of course, he can’t hear so well, so he continued, “I didn’t think Jews played sports. ¬†Well, I guess he’ll at least be good with the money he makes.” ¬†Then he went on a twenty-minute rant about how he’d have more money if he was Jewish (he’s Italian). ¬†If you read Who Is Grey Albright?, you’ll know that I was raised by my grandparents, so let’s hope the apple rolled far enough away from the tree. ¬†Otherwise, I’m gonna be writing roundups in 40 years like this, “Byron Buxton Jr. – He has better contact rates than his father, and prolly can find a good interest rate, ya know, because Jew.” ¬†Here’s my grandfather with the entertainment we got for the party. ¬†For those of you that grew in the tri-state area in the 1980’s, you’ll be familiar with the entertainment:
My grandfather’s 90th birthday with special guest, Uncle Floyd! pic.twitter.com/hmAUH2z0Vr
‚ÄĒ Razzball (@Razzball) August 27, 2017
Any hoo! ¬†Byron Buxton went 4-for-5, 4 runs, 5 RBIs and three homers (11, 12, 13) and his 24th steal. ¬†A triple slam and legs? ¬†What a glutton for wonderful! ¬†From the 1st half to the 2nd half, his average went from .216 to .309; his K-rate is down from 31% to 25%; his OPS went from .594 to .903; his ISO went from .090 to .245, and his OBP went from .288 to .350. ¬†Beginning to think real adjustments have been made for 2018, because everything’s been better in the 2nd half. ¬†His 2nd half has been bigger and better than the pictures I saw recently of Tiger Woods, if you catch my drift. ¬†(Okay, so the apple doesn’t roll that far from the tree after all.) ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I really wish Rhys Hoskins pronounced his name ‚ÄúRiz‚ÄĚ so that I could use a ‚ÄúNobody Beats The Rhys‚ÄĚ headline, but it is apparently pronounced ‚ÄúReese.‚ÄĚ Who do I talk to about making that change? Does anyone have the phone number for his parents or, better yet, his grandparents? This is important stuff here.
Anyway, added Rhys to our beloved 100 because chicks dig the long ball. While you probably haven‚Äôt had to search hard to find home runs in 2017, neither has anyone else, so it‚Äôs always good to have some more. Hoskins has big boy power, which he displayed in the minors the last few years (where he was stuck for way too long thanks to the Phillies). After hitting 38 home runs in 135 games in hitter-friendly confines in Double-A in 2016, he backed that up with 29 home runs in 115 games in Triple-A this season.
But his game isn‚Äôt all power. As a somewhat older prospect, Hoskins actually has a pretty nice approach at the plate. In Triple-A in 2017, he posted a 13.5 BB% against a 15.8 K% while slashing .284 / .385 / .581. Through his first two weeks in the show, his average is down, but everything else looks about the same. And a .154 BABIP helps explain the .237 average he woke up with on Monday morning.
So, the real bonus with Hoskins is that the power numbers come with some above-average peripherals. He might not hit .280+ the rest of the way in the bigs, but would it surprise anyone if he did? If you are in OBP or OPS leagues, even better, since he has shown that he is not afraid to take a walk. Plus, that power…Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hi, do you have a second to talk about Dinelson Lamet?¬†Seven innings pitched and seven strikeouts last night, what da f? He’s gangbusters when he wants to be, then he leaves us hanging with a multi earned run seizure once a month. Not cool man. Anyway, I’m from the church of quality DFS arms. You could throw a dart and pick anyone from tonight’s terrible slate of pitching, but since Lamet confirmed that there are some semi-reliable guys still around,¬†Jacob Faria¬†($8,100)¬†is your winner today. He threw 8 K’s across 6.1 innings last time he was in Toronto, and against a Blue Jays team that has hit .217 all week, hallelujah, praise Father Faria all night long. Here’s who else I like for this fine Wednesday:
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Allow me to paint a visual metaphor. ¬†A vetaphor. ¬†The entire league’s pitching is cornered on the grounds of a wildlife preserve. ¬†A tiger, we’ll call him Blister, stalks towards the league’s pitching. ¬†There’s no way out, but the league attempts to urinate on Blister to keep him away. ¬†Then, out of nowhere, Nat Gio, dressed as Lord Beasley, a world famous butterfly collector from Gilligan’s Island, rides his Eddie Bauer jeep into Blister’s den, and befriends the beast, saying, “I slay pussy,” then off everyone’s look, “…cats.” ¬†Yesterday, Gio Gonzalez had yet another great start — 6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 2.49. ¬†I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Gio hears people talking about the new baseball and how offense is up. ¬†Maybe he’s the one pitcher who likes a tightly-sewn baseball. ¬†Up until this year, he must’ve been like, “Geez, is this ball going to unravel when I throw it?” ¬†Of course, his outlook for 2018 fantasy doesn’t look anywhere near as optimistic. ¬†Besides his ERA, there’s nothing promising in his peripherals. ¬†He has left 85.7% of men on base. ¬†That’s more than a wife with a headache. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy Bryce Harper Replacement Week! :::sobs into the couch cushion I have been carrying around since watching the video of Harper tumbling over that base:::
The cruel baseball gods took Harper away from us just after we got Trout back. As of this writing, there is no timetable for his return from what they are calling a ‚Äúsignificant bone bruise.‚ÄĚ I‚Äôm no doctor (sorry to peel back the curtain), but how the heck did that non-contact injury get a bone bruise diagnosis? I thought for sure he tore every CL in his body. I wouldn‚Äôt have been surprised to hear that he tore his UCL from reaching for his knee so fast. But a bone bruise? Interesting. Let‚Äôs just hope he wasn‚Äôt evaluated by the Mets‚Äô training staff because ‚Äúbone bruise‚ÄĚ is going to very quickly become ‚ÄúOh crap, his knee actually isn‚Äôt there anymore. We can‚Äôt find it anywhere.‚ÄĚ
Now, there is no replacing Harper‚Äôs production on your fantasy team, especially in the middle of August. That much is obvious. If you‚Äôre lucky, you took Grey‚Äôs advice about selling a superstar to heart and cashed in at the deadline. I have Harper in a keeper league where I currently sit in first place, so I have to decide if I want to deal him now to make a playoff push, pray he comes back this season and helps me, or just accept the fact that he is done for the fantasy season but still keep him for next year. I am probably going with option B/C, if we‚Äôre being honest with each other here.
I‚Äôm removing him from our beloved 100 while we wait to see how he looks this week. Hopefully, the baseball gods decide to heal him from his mystery bruise quickly and we can have him back. But it seems more likely we are going to be without him for most, if not all, of the fantasy season. Now, enough crying about Harper (at least publicly). Anyway, to the notes…
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I‚Äôm starting to think there‚Äôs a conspiracy on my FanDuel Saturdays: this is the 3rd? 4th? week in a row where the pitching options are either expensive or dismal or both. But we do have an @ARI game, huzzah: the Cubs are taking on the Diamondbacks. [Sidebar: this sounds like a nature movie in which a baby bear tries gamely, vainly, to defend his wounded mother from the evil snake, while everyone in the audience cries. (Sub-sidebar: I have a friend who tells me I always take things to the dark place.)] The Brewers have a good match-up at home versus Scott Feldman, too. Thus, we DFS warriors will make do as we can on the pitching front (Hyun-Jin Ryu, $8,200: I‚Äôm looking at you) and otherwise stack like the stacking great bastards we are.
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- .301 / .353 / .455
- 11 home runs
- 16 stolen bases
- 55 runs scored
- 49 RBI
- 2nd Half: .352, two home runs, 14 runs scored, 10 RBI, three stolen bases
- PR15: 10.69 (4th in MLB)
- .273 / .353 / .471
- 13 home runs
- 12 stolen bases
- 58 runs scored
- 38 RBI
- 2nd Half: .343, five home runs, 18 runs scored, 11 RBI, four stolen bases
- PR15: 9.21 (7th in MLB)
Pretty scary how similar those numbers are, right? A is Andrelton Simmons and B is Alex Bregman. The only big difference when you dive a little deeper is that Simmons has been consistently producing for pretty much the entire season, while Bregman has been a bit more streaky and pretty much disappeared in June.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ozzies sure seem to always be MIs. ¬†Oswaldo Arcia must not have been allowed to change his name, he should’ve switched with Orlando. ¬†I’m at the waiver wire like this, “Go shopping…Go shopping…Let’s all go shopping…Go shopping…” ¬†Ya know what? ¬†I’m just gonna leave this here…
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
You have to love Biz’s way with words. ¬†Can only be described as slow and methodical. ¬†Ozzie Albies can best be described as mini-Altuve. ¬†What’s he a dwarf? ¬†You little person, Ozzie Albies Square Mall? ¬†He has a ton of speed (70 score), and makes contact, while his power has made serious gains. ¬†Or GAINZ, according to Endorphin Ralph. ¬†He’s a must grab in all leagues, and could be a top 25 fantasy player for dynasty leagues. ¬†This little guy is big-time. ¬†Unlike Ozzie Guillen and Ozzy Osbourne, this Ozzie will use his bat for something useful vs slapping and biting. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?