Well, here we are gentlemen and five¬†girl readers. Hmm, if I‚Äôm one of the five¬†girl readers and I‚Äôm writing this [Jay’s Note: You forgot my mother.], does that mean I should only be addressing 4 girl readers? Or should I just stick with 5, since I‚Äôm certainly vain enough that I‚Äôll be reading my own work once it‚Äôs published? Hold on, is ‚Äúpublished‚ÄĚ the wrong word since we‚Äôre talking about the internet, and does my use of it make me sound out of touch? Wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, here we are: week 7! Most MLB teams have played around 40 games now, so we‚Äôre about a quarter of the way through the season. Have any owners just flat-out quit in your leagues? In one of my keeper leagues (which of course are a different animal than re-drafts when it comes to punting a season), there were several¬†blockbuster trades over the past weekend‚Ä¶ those “in the hunt” have definitely distinguished themselves from those who are ‚Äúplaying for the future‚ÄĚ. Meanwhile, I have a few re-draft leagues where some owners are barely¬†setting valid lineups. Does this happen in your league? And if so, do you care?Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yasmany Tomas, Odubel Herrera, Nomar Mazara. ¬†What do those players have in common? ¬†Guys that were in last year’s top 100 outfielders post that made it out like this is Orange is the New Black and those guys were Taystee. ¬†Only then Taystee got reincarcerated¬†and brought with her that badass b*tch Vee, and Vee then started running shizz and that white ho, who¬†the show was originally about that is annoying AF, started getting institutionalized with panty-selling and lez ho’ing and–Well, anyway, you get the point. ¬†There’s not a ton of sunshine in this top 100 outfielders, but occasionally you do get glimmers of hope. ¬†All the 2017 fantasy baseball rankings are under that link-ma-whosie. ¬†As always, my projections and tiers are included. ¬†Anyway, here’s the top 100 outfielders for 2017 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’m convinced Grey doesn’t sleep during the offseason as he compiles his rankings for the 2017 season. He’s about halfway there, which makes Bon Jovi proud, but halfway will eventually become full-way as more of his rankings are being churned out as we speak. Being the selfish writer that I am, more rankings means more of Grey’s thoughts to sift through, and more opportunity to unearth a valuable point of view that¬†may be falling through the cracks.
For this first installment of ‘Under the Greydar’, a cloumn executed perfectly in the past by writers like Big Magoo, we turn to the law services of Joc & Cron, LLP for¬†some advice on targets for the coming season. On top of charging me upwards of $500 per hour merely for conversation, they fittingly advised us to¬†take a deeper look at Joc Pederson and C.J. Cron.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, I went over the top 20 catchers for 2017 fantasy baseball, and, today, you guessed it (if you didn’t read the title and just fell here from outer space), it’s the top 20 1st baseman for 2017 fantasy baseball. ¬†Something weird happened last year — okay, a lot weird happened last year, but I’m going to focus on fantasy baseball. ¬†Middle infield got deep and 1st base got shallow. ¬†I have some theories why this happened. ¬†First theory, a lot of kids who are playing now grew up watching Bret Boone and Alex Rodriguez and their frosted hair and, like a moth to a flame, or peroxide to a hairstyle, kids became middle infielders. ¬†Second theory, it happened just cuz. ¬†So, I don’t have a lot of theories on it, per se, but offense is deep this year, but not 1st basemen. ¬†My projections are included, and here’s all of our fantasy baseball rankings. ¬†Anyway, here’s the top 20 1st basemen for 2017 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
On Dancer! ¬†On Prancer! ¬†On‚ÄďOh, I didn‚Äôt hear you come in.¬† Welcome, reader! ¬†Grab some egg nog and brandy it up to the fire. ¬†You look festive.¬† I love that Rudolph tongue ring. ¬†That’s the great thing about Christmas, no matter what your interpretation is, it’s all about commercialism.¬† That’s unless you light the Munenori Kawasaki. The 2017 fantasy baseball rankings are not far away.¬† Right now, January Grey is throwing darts at a board to figure out where to rank Jay Bruce. ¬†Exciting! ¬† In the meantime, let‚Äôs look at the players who have multiple position eligibility for this upcoming 2017 fantasy baseball season. ¬†The biggest surprise from this list? ¬†Marwin Gonzalez played how many games at 1st base? ¬†Hayzeus Cristo! ¬†I did this list of multi-position eligible players because I figured it would help for your 2017 fantasy baseball drafts.¬† I‚Äôm a giver, snitches!¬† Happy Holidays!¬† I only listed players that have multiple position eligibility of ten games or more played outside of their primary position.¬† Not FIVE games at a position, not six, definitely not seven. Ten games.¬† 10, the Laurel & Hardy of numbers.¬† So this should cover Yahoo, ESPN, CBS, et al (not the Israeli airline).¬† Yes, Christmas came two¬†days early this year.¬† Players with multiple position eligibility are listed once alphabetically under their primary position. ¬†This is the only time a year I do anything alphabetically, so I might’ve confused some letters. ¬†Is G or H first? ¬†Who knows, and, better yet, who cares? ¬†Wow, someone’s got the Grinchies, must be the¬†spiked egg nog talking. ¬†Anyway, here‚Äôs all the players with multiple position eligibility for the 2017 fantasy baseball season and the positions they are eligible at:Please, blog, may I have some more?
A lot has been said about Jose Fernandez in these last few days, ever since our slow entries into a relaxing Sunday morning were abruptly jarred with the news of his passing. I cannot sit here typing from Syracuse, New York, never having been anywhere near Jose Fernandez, and attempt to do him justice. I think the one thing we can all do in memory of this great young man that has been lost is to smile. Each and every day, we can attempt to smile even half of the smile that Jose seemed to flash in his every waking moment. If everyone smiled like Jose Fernandez, imagine how pleasant a world we would live in. And so I ask you, on this day and every day, to smile. Smile even if your DraftKings lineup is an utter, complete failure. Smile even after your boss yells at you. Smile even when your grade on that test isn’t what you were hoping for. Remember what Jose went through to get to this country, and smile in the blessings we have. We’ve been blessed enough to have the time to read this article; we’ve been blessed enough to know the beautiful world that is baseball; we’ve been blessed enough to revel in the smile of Jose Fernandez. Bring joy to others the way Jose brought joy to all of us, by smiling and appreciating each and every moment of each and every day. If we can do that, I know Jose will look down in between innings of the Heavenly ballgame he is pitching in, and he will smile right along with us.
New to DraftKings? Scared of feeling like a small fish in a big pond? Well reserve your spot in the 25 Team Razzball Exclusive League set to run Monday October 3rd to wet your DK whistle. Just remember to sign up through us before you do. Wanna know what the best part is about signing up with us? The free subscription for the rest of the season to ourDFSBot, that‚Äôs what! For details on the how to, please visit our Razzball Subscriptions page.Please, blog, may I have some more?
“Is this Men on the Move Moving Company? ¬†Great. ¬†I have a small problem. ¬†Okay, it’s not small. ¬†But it is a problem. ¬†I have¬†a ‘hype sleeper’ sitting here and I’m trying to move sixteen posts in front of it. ¬†You can handle the job? ¬†That’s great! ¬†Can I get hyphens between each post too? ¬†I can? ¬†Wow, you guys are lifesavers.” ¬†*comes in to see* Hype-hype-hype-hype-hype-hype-hype-post-sleep-hyper. ¬†What the hell is this?! ¬†I wanted sixteen posts in front of hype sleeper! ¬†Not this gobbledygook! ¬†So, Taijuan Walker flashed some of that post16-hype sleeper business last night — 9 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 11 Ks — to lower his ERA to 4.28. ¬†It was an easy matchup (vs. Angels), but it still showed why year after year I keep going back to Walker. ¬†He is talented. ¬†Can anyone say seventeen posts for 2017? ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Is everyone recovered from their NFL opening night hangover? I‚Äôm excited to have some NFL DFS to pair with the grind of MLB DFS. Something to keep in mind these next four weeks is MLB DFS will be losing a fair share of players as NFL takes over the scene. Like it or not, NFL DFS is infinitely more popular than MLB DFS. I get it, in this instant gratification world we live in, NFL DFS is that one killer weekend party while MLB DFS is the local bar down the road; it‚Äôs there for you every night, but it‚Äôs not exactly thrilling. What does this loss mean for us hardcore MLB DFSers? Well, keep an eye out for overlay for one. Mostly though, it means the casual player has likely moved on which leaves stiffer competition from here on out. You have been advised (in my best Nick Capozzi voice, I miss Nick).
On to today, Clayton Kershaw picks right up at basically the same price as when he last pitched…over two months ago. The good news is he pitched a whole 3 innings in his rehab start. I know the guy‚Äôs a machine, but I‚Äôm not feeling the $13,500 price tag for 5 innings of Kershaw. That brings us to the next high priced ace, Jose Fernandez. The Marlins have already come right out and said Jose will be shut down if they’re eliminated from the playoffs. I don‚Äôt know about you, but that doesn‚Äôt give me a warm fuzzy for his potential innings. For $12,700, I‚Äôll look elsewhere. So, where should we look? Let‚Äôs take the jump and see:
New to DraftKings? Scared of feeling like a small fish in a big pond? Well reserve your spot in the 25 Team Razzball Exclusive League set to run Monday September 12th to wet your DK whistle. Just remember to sign up through us before you do. Wanna know what the best part is about signing up with us? The free subscription for the rest of the season to our DFSBot, that‚Äôs what! For details on the how to, please visit our Razzball Subscriptions page.Please, blog, may I have some more?
It’s not much of a secret, of course; or at least, it’s not an undocumented fact: the Rockies away from Coors can be a bore with the bats. Wanna know an undocumented fact? Harambe might be a more long lasting meme than Crying Jordan when all is said and done. I don’t know how I feel about that, honestly, but #DicksOutForHarambe needs to go. NOW. Or at least, the pics preceding do…because gross. But more to the point, the Rockies and the road are the antithesis of Forrest and Jenny. Ice cream and cyanide? Gingers and souls? Jose Canseco and Grey? All important things to factor here as really, Rockies are generally trashy Mctrashersons on the road, holding down the 6th worst wRC+ while K’ing the 4th most at 23.6%. And with that, we turn to our key bold faced name for the intro: A.J. Cole. Cole’s season debut wasn’t spectacular, but definitely useful as he K’d 8 Orioles over 7 IP. He finished just short of 20 points and that was without a win and in Camden Yards. You intrigued yet? Mmm-hmm, thought so. Throw in the fact he’s only $6,300 and for once, it’s alright to get a Cole in your stocking so let’s roll. Here’s my I’m still pretending summer will last forever taeks for this Saturday DK slate…
New to DraftKings? Scared of feeling like a small fish in a big pond? Well reserve your spot in the 25 Team Razzball Exclusive League set to run Monday August 29th to wet your DK whistle. Just remember to sign up through us before you do. Wanna know what the best part is about signing up with us? The free subscription for the rest of the season to our DFSBot, that‚Äôs what! For details on the how to, please visit our Razzball Subscriptions page.Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Dodgers were one of the hottest clubs offensively coming into this game, so, what happened? ¬†Baseball happened, and Matt Moore throws a gem — 8 2/3 IP, 1 Hit, 3 Walks, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.95. ¬†There’s no sport like this anywhere in the world. ¬†Though, my 89-year-old Italian grandfather says the bounce on the bocce ball court can be tricky. ¬†By the way, I recounted the other day on the podcast how he drove back from Florida, non-stop, in flip-flops. ¬†So, yesterday, he went to the doctor because his foot was bothering him and the Pakistani doctor said it was due to the flip-flops. ¬†He said, “Get out of here! ¬†Your people wear nothing but sandals!” ¬†So, great start by Matt Moore, no dur, but he threw the most pitches in a game this season at¬†133¬†pitches.¬† Why do you think? ¬†Because he can’t throw strikes. ¬†Dodgers just happened to feel like swinging at balls. ¬†That’s what¬†I hope she didn’t say! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?