What could be more exciting than an entire Fantasy Baseball Podcast dedicated to the catching position? Who doesn’t want to own more catchers? Okay, okay, so I’m laying it on thick, but thick is the new thin, not sure if you heard. Low key thickness aside, January Grey or Anime Grey, not sure which Grey I’m getting, but either way our hero returns for another week of in depth fantasy baseball discussion. We fawn over Gary Sanchez, discuss JT Realmuto vs. Willson Contreras, breakdown Buster Posey’s value, and talk up Salvador Perez’s sleeper status amongst the top tier at the position. But it’s the recent “Evan Gattis is a full-time DH with catcher eligibility” story-line that hangs over the podcast like a storm cloud, eliciting reactions from us intermittently. Finally, please make sure to support our sponsor by heading over to RotoWear.com and entering promo code ‚ÄúSAGNOF‚ÄĚ for 20% off the highest quality t-shirts in the fantasy sports game. It‚Äôs the latest edition of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Prospect Podcast:Please, blog, may I have some more?
After going over the top 10 for 2018 fantasy baseball and the top 20 for 2018 fantasy baseball (clickbait!), it’s now time to turn our lonely eyes to you, Mr. Robinson Chirinos.¬† To paraphrase The Refreshments from their should-be smash hit, Fonder and Blonder, “Who said absence makes the heart grow fonder.¬† Pitches are thrown to catchers, but that doesn’t make my heart grow fonder.”¬† Later in that song, they sing, “I’ll be scratchin’ it down,” which sounds like it applies to all baseball players.¬† Or as the rhyming dictionary has never said, applies to oranges.¬† Any hoo!¬† The projections noted in the post are my own, and I mention where tiers start and stop. ¬†I also mention a bunch of hullabaloo, so let‚Äôs get to it.¬† Anyway, here’s the top 20 catchers for 2018 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Lucas Giolito went 6 IP, 4 ER, 6 baserunners, 4 Ks as he was called up to take Reynaldo’s rotation spot. ¬†The shine, as they say at the complaint desk for a shoeshine man, has come off Giolito. ¬†I was all ready to mock Keith Law. ¬†I was going to look at what Law said in 2012 vs. now, but I overestimated Law. ¬†This past winter he said Giolito could be a #1 starter. ¬†I can’t imagine what he said in 2012. ¬†Likely that he’s the best starter in the draft. ¬†He wouldn’t have been alone with that. ¬†Most loved Giolito at the time. ¬†Also, as that last sentence sounds, he was the most loved Giolito, with Sammy “The Bull” Giolito a distant 2nd. ¬†Lucas’s value has rebounded a bit this year vs. last year. ¬†In Endorphin Ralph’s top 100 prospects in the 2nd half, Giolito was ranked 82nd. ¬†As a fantasy baseball prospect list vs. a real baseball one, that’s a solid ranking — or is that a solid Ralphing? ¬†For this year, I’d avoid outside of the best matchups. ¬†Rookie pitchers bring more heartache than your high school sweetheart friending you on Facebook. ¬†“Ugh, she’s happy? ¬†Such BS!” ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’m going to break this down to you nice and simple like Minnie Pearl would’ve liked it. ¬†Guys that bust and you don’t want next year, you should be rooting for in the 2nd half. ¬†That’s guys that bust, not guys with a bust. ¬†Please, Billy Butler, stop pretending to lactate by dripping milk on your shirt. ¬†The reason you want them to succeed in August and September, because A) They’re prolly on teams that have checked out and are checking on our fantasy football content (Football RCLs sign up today; smooth transition), so no harm, no foul. ¬†B) You want people to get excited about them next March because of their 2nd half, while you ignore them, because you know they’re not good. ¬†Then the cycle starts again. ¬†They draft players that were good in the 2nd half, those players are not good in the 1st half next year, and they check out again. ¬†Rinse, repeat. ¬†C) There’s no C. ¬†Yesterday, Josh Donaldson (2-for-4, 4 RBIs) hit his 14th and 15th homers, and has four homers this month. ¬†Here’s to him helping all of those tenth place teams move up to ninth and exciting everyone again next year! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ozzies sure seem to always be MIs. ¬†Oswaldo Arcia must not have been allowed to change his name, he should’ve switched with Orlando. ¬†I’m at the waiver wire like this, “Go shopping…Go shopping…Let’s all go shopping…Go shopping…” ¬†Ya know what? ¬†I’m just gonna leave this here…
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
You have to love Biz’s way with words. ¬†Can only be described as slow and methodical. ¬†Ozzie Albies can best be described as mini-Altuve. ¬†What’s he a dwarf? ¬†You little person, Ozzie Albies Square Mall? ¬†He has a ton of speed (70 score), and makes contact, while his power has made serious gains. ¬†Or GAINZ, according to Endorphin Ralph. ¬†He’s a must grab in all leagues, and could be a top 25 fantasy player for dynasty leagues. ¬†This little guy is big-time. ¬†Unlike Ozzie Guillen and Ozzy Osbourne, this Ozzie will use his bat for something useful vs slapping and biting. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, J.D. Martinez was traded to the Diamondbacks for¬†Dawel Lugo, Sergio Alcantara and Jose King, a package that has been described by me as a .280, 40-homer hitter for Okay, Who Cares and So What. ¬†My visions of Yasmany Tomas returning and helping my NL-Only team went from “Hello, what’s your name, Pamela Sue?” to “No, my name is Pamela and I’m suing you for sexual harassment.” ¬†The ol’ 180 in the pants. ¬†Well, I’ll save the rest of my moans and/or groans for my shrink, since this is great news for Just Dong. ¬†That should be a 90 degree turn in the pants for Just Dong owners. ¬†Has he ever hit in Chase Field? ¬†Doesn’t matter, he’s about to love it. ¬†Outside of Coors and Miller, there’s no place I’d rather my player move for hitting and between-inning dips in a hot tub. ¬†(The Coors and Miller hot tubs are gnarly, by the way. ¬†“Did you say swell?” ¬†“No, I said swill.”) For FAAB, I’d go aggressively after Just Dong like he was the last guy to move to the NL, even if he might not be. ¬†He’s a 35-homer guy in Comerica. ¬†In Chase, he could be the equivalent to a 45-homer guy over the final ten weeks. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hehe, I’m such a jerk. ¬†I finally dedicate a lede to Jason Vargas and it’s to point out how bad he was last night — 2 2/3 IP, 6 ER, ERA up to 3.06. ¬†Well, look at it this way. ¬†If he wasn’t good for so long, him being bad wouldn’t matter. ¬†For unstints, my friend texted me yesterday, “R. Kelly’s being accused of holding girls against their will in his cult.” ¬†I texted back, “That’s one cult where you really don’t want to drink the Kool-Aid.” ¬†It was the least surprising news yesterday. ¬†2nd least surprising is the Vargas regression. ¬†What happens with regression, stays in Vargas. ¬†He’s not done regressing either, if his peripherals hold. ¬†He has a 6.8 K/9, 2.4 BB/9 and 4.87 xFIP, i.e., ¬†A lost Vargas is not just a Wynn, but one of those sure-cuts, sure-cuts. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Here’s what else I saw in fantasy baseball Friday night:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The fastest answer to the title is that no, you can not just fix what Trea Turner was giving you and the lack thereof for the next few weeks. ¬†Dude was a man among spatulas. ¬†Twenty two steals in the month of June alone was more then four teams in the entire majors. ¬†For fantasy, he was the only person over 20 in the last 30 games, only person in double digits in the last 15, and now he will get you zero for the next, presumably, six weeks… ¬†So where do you turn? ¬†The answer is: I wish I knew, because the waiver wire is not going to give you that type of production. ¬†Trade? ¬†Sure, if you have the assets, or you can just plain ignore the stat. ¬†Interestingly enough is that if he is gone from the league, it kind of evens the playing field for steals across the board. ¬†Billy hasn’t been Billy in some time, Dee is probably the most prestigious thief left right now is universally owned, and the waiver wire is littered with 2-3 steal guys every 10-game types. ¬†I am not saying that losing Trea Turner is a good thing… it is an excellent thing for everyone that doesn’t own him. ¬†If you are the sad owner of him, replacing Turner is not the biggest need. ¬†In reality, you just need to maintain the fort ion the steals department. ¬†That’s where me and this column come in. ¬†SAGNOF to your wildest content. ¬†The waivers are now your oyster at the SS, OF, or wherever you had TT employed. ¬†Moves a plenty should be made and don’t be afraid to play match-ups versus catchers or pitchers or both. ¬†Luckily for you, I have supplied one after the bump. ¬†Happy post-Independence day. ¬†Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Since it was an afternoon game, Ted and I settled in to watch Max Scherzer vs. the Marlins. ¬†First inning and the slider was working. ¬†2nd, 3rd, 4th innings and the Marlins had no chance. ¬†5th inning and Ted demanded I take him out and play catch with him.
Ted fields like Trout but with a mouth instead of a glove pic.twitter.com/41Q7uJ2blV
‚ÄĒ Razzball (@Razzball) June 20, 2017
115 degrees in the shade and we’re back in for the 6th inning, and Scherzer hasn’t missed a beat while missing the bats. ¬†Everyone knows everything there is to know about Scherzer. ¬†He is at least the 3rd best starter in baseball, and likely second best, though who’s first? ¬†Sale? ¬†Then Kershaw and Scherzer? ¬†I don’t know, Kershaw’s looked pretty human at times this year. ¬†Sale, Scherzer then Kershaw? ¬†Sounds about right, but need to search for other things to talk about with him. ¬†Hmm…Well, there’s always his android eyes.
Max Scherzer has heterochromia, which means he has two different color eyes. This allows him to see in 3D without the glasses.
‚ÄĒ Razzball (@Razzball) June 21, 2017
Now back for the 7th inning and it’s more no-hitter, and, Jesus Christopher Ramirez, the Nats announcers are a bore. ¬†Let’s go mute for the 8th inning, and Dietrich gets, uh, diet rich of sliders. ¬†Now, Ellis and goodbye no-hitter. ¬†Of course, that was the point Dusty should’ve lifted Scherzer since even the announcers said Scherzer says he doesn’t want to ever throw past 120 pitches. ¬†You guessed it, he went past 120 pitches, and lost the lead, but, once again, a dazzler — 8 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners (2 hits), 11 Ks, ERA at 2.09. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?