A few weeks ago, Grey listed Billy Hamilton in both the Buy and the Sell sections of the same column. It was a great reminder of how much player values change as the season progresses, and particularly how much a single player‚Äôs value can differ from one fantasy baseball team to another. By this time of the season, you probably have a pretty good idea of what your team could use to gain some precious points in the standings, and what would just be excess that does you no good at all. ¬†Hamilton could be serious difference-maker on one team, and unnecessary waiver-wire fodder in another.
Obviously things are vastly different in NL-only, AL-only, and other particularly deep leagues — guys like Billy Hamilton aren‚Äôt just sitting around on waivers. It‚Äôs still important to remember how different a player‚Äôs value can be from one team to another though, especially when it comes to trades. I have a few leagues where there‚Äôs still a week or two left before our trade deadline, and it amazes me how many offers I‚Äôm still getting that would be of no help to me whatsoever — and, even more ridiculously, wouldn‚Äôt be of much help to the owner offering the trade either. Sometimes owners are so worried about getting the ‚Äúbest‚ÄĚ or most owned player in a deal, that they forget to pay attention to whether or not those players could actually help their team rise in the standings. And even when going through the slim pickings of a deep-league waiver wire, don‚Äôt forget what you‚Äôre shopping needs are. Unless you‚Äôre playing defensively or have a trade in mind, there‚Äôs probably no reason to pick up a bad reliever just because he might close, or a horrible hitter with a little speed, if you already have more saves or steals than you know what to do with.
Speaking of players like bad relievers that may close, time to look at some guys who might be available in NL or AL only leagues:
Ozzies sure seem to always be MIs. ¬†Oswaldo Arcia must not have been allowed to change his name, he should’ve switched with Orlando. ¬†I’m at the waiver wire like this, “Go shopping…Go shopping…Let’s all go shopping…Go shopping…” ¬†Ya know what? ¬†I’m just gonna leave this here…
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
I’m at the Albies Square Mall!
You have to love Biz’s way with words. ¬†Can only be described as slow and methodical. ¬†Ozzie Albies can best be described as mini-Altuve. ¬†What’s he a dwarf? ¬†You little person, Ozzie Albies Square Mall? ¬†He has a ton of speed (70 score), and makes contact, while his power has made serious gains. ¬†Or GAINZ, according to Endorphin Ralph. ¬†He’s a must grab in all leagues, and could be a top 25 fantasy player for dynasty leagues. ¬†This little guy is big-time. ¬†Unlike Ozzie Guillen and Ozzy Osbourne, this Ozzie will use his bat for something useful vs slapping and biting. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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On Dancer! ¬†On Prancer! ¬†On‚ÄďOh, I didn‚Äôt hear you come in.¬† Welcome, reader! ¬†Grab some egg nog and brandy it up to the fire. ¬†You look festive.¬† I love that Rudolph tongue ring. ¬†That’s the great thing about Christmas, no matter what your interpretation is, it’s all about commercialism.¬† That’s unless you light the Munenori Kawasaki. The 2017 fantasy baseball rankings are not far away.¬† Right now, January Grey is throwing darts at a board to figure out where to rank Jay Bruce. ¬†Exciting! ¬† In the meantime, let‚Äôs look at the players who have multiple position eligibility for this upcoming 2017 fantasy baseball season. ¬†The biggest surprise from this list? ¬†Marwin Gonzalez played how many games at 1st base? ¬†Hayzeus Cristo! ¬†I did this list of multi-position eligible players because I figured it would help for your 2017 fantasy baseball drafts.¬† I‚Äôm a giver, snitches!¬† Happy Holidays!¬† I only listed players that have multiple position eligibility of ten games or more played outside of their primary position.¬† Not FIVE games at a position, not six, definitely not seven. Ten games.¬† 10, the Laurel & Hardy of numbers.¬† So this should cover Yahoo, ESPN, CBS, et al (not the Israeli airline).¬† Yes, Christmas came two¬†days early this year.¬† Players with multiple position eligibility are listed once alphabetically under their primary position. ¬†This is the only time a year I do anything alphabetically, so I might’ve confused some letters. ¬†Is G or H first? ¬†Who knows, and, better yet, who cares? ¬†Wow, someone’s got the Grinchies, must be the¬†spiked egg nog talking. ¬†Anyway, here‚Äôs all the players with multiple position eligibility for the 2017 fantasy baseball season and the positions they are eligible at:
On Sunday morning, I woke around 8 AM to read a text from Rudy saying, “Awful news, Jose Fernandez was killed in a boating accident.” ¬†I put on my glasses, no time for contacts, and turned on the TV. ¬†It was still on Fox Sports West because I was watching Vin Scully tributes all weekend. ¬†Yesterday morning, Fox Sports was playing Anglers Chronicles, a fishing show, which is wrong in so many ways. ¬†After switching the stations, groggy-eyed and still half asleep, I realized TV was not the place anymore to go for breaking news. ¬†I shut it off and turned to the internet. ¬†I’m still piecing together my thoughts. ¬†He was 24 years old, even if he never played baseball this is a horrible loss of life. ¬†I’m reminded of all the friends I lost to motorcycles in their twenties. ¬†I’m struck by how inconsequential fantasy feels. ¬†There’s a giant pit in my stomach. ¬†Then, I think about how I never saw Jose Fernandez not smiling. ¬†Not having fun. ¬†I think about how on that boat, Saturday evening, you know Jose Fernandez was having a great time, because he was always having a great time. ¬†That exuberance came through in everything he did. ¬†I think about how he spent time in prison after one of his numerous failed attempts of escaping Cuba, and how, even then, he was likely making fellow inmates¬†smile. ¬†How the excellence he brought to the mound every fifth day was felt all the way back in Cuba to raise up even the darkest corners of Cuba’s prisons. ¬†“That was us. ¬†That is us,” the inmates, who are still incarcerated¬†for trying to escape, likely said. ¬†How baseball does that. ¬†How special that is. ¬†You see¬†what you’re going to see¬†in tragedy, but I see¬†Jose Fernandez pitching, and baseball, and making himself and others smile. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:
Ryon Healy couldn’t have come at a better time for the A’s. ¬†Their corner infidels were about as weaksauce as they come. ¬†Mark Canha? ¬†More like Can’t-hit. ¬†Andrew Lambo? ¬†More like ‘that Lambo is bahhhd.’ ¬†Yonder Alonso? ¬†More like ‘over Yonder’ as in everyone’s over him in value. ¬†Though, looking at Healy’s minor league numbers, he doesn’t look much better. ¬†However, Josh Donaldson wasn’t much to look at in the A’s minor league system either. ¬†It wasn’t until he came up and the A’s adjusted his swing to get more lift than a Beverly Hills surgeon. ¬†Not saying in 2017, Healy will be Donaldson, but we shouldn’t write him off as a 15-homer hitter either, as his minor league numbers may indicate. ¬†Why didn’t the A’s give Canha, Lambo, Alonso and others the patented lift? ¬†An anecdote to illustrate: ¬†for a few months, I wore shoe heels like Tom Cruise to give myself an extra two inches. ¬†It was impossible to tell I had them in, they elongated me! ¬†I looked like Fred Astaire¬†(as old people told me)! ¬†But after a few months, I got bunions the size of pearl onions and couldn’t walk. ¬†I had to stop with the lift because it wasn’t natural and making things worse. ¬†Maybe those other players couldn’t do the lift because it didn’t feel natural to them. ¬†Of course, none of this matters for this year. ¬†I’d grab Healy¬†for the last ten days. ¬†Doode‚Äôs fahrenhot! ¬†Doode is straight butter that a professional hibachi chef puts on a sizzling lobster tail! ¬†Doode‚Äôs Kurt Russell in Backdraft! ¬†Healy is a social worker at a female prison that married a Russian mail-order bride! ¬†Wait, that last one is a plot point for a Netflix show. ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy¬†baseball:
In order to be competitive, the Marlins would need All-Stars at every position all farmed from their minor league system. ¬†Sorta like what the Cubs have managed to do. ¬†Not impossible, but that’s what it would take for the Marlins because they are cheap AF. ¬†By the way, AF is my favorite acronym. ¬†Props to whoever first started using it. ¬†Feels like it started on Twitter because of the character limit. ¬†Keeps shizz short and simple AF, kinda like me (short and simple). ¬†Any the hoo! ¬†I was saying the Marlins need to be precise AF (I’m overusing it now) with their minor league system like they were with Jose Fernandez. ¬†He’s AF as AF comes. ¬†His nickname should no longer be Jo-Fer but AF. ¬†Or maybe AF-Fer. ¬†Nah, that looks like a trade union. ¬†A-Fer? ¬†That looks like algebra. ¬†Fernandez should own Abercrombie & Fitch he’s so AF. ¬†Yesterday, Jose Fernandez went 8 IP, 0 ER, 3 hits, zero walks and 12 Ks. ¬†He has 253 Ks in 182 1/3 innings. ¬†Seriously, digest that for a second. ¬†WTF AF?! ¬†Of course, I wish the Marlins would shut him down until 2017, but I have no chance of owning him next year. ¬†Not that I don’t love him. ¬†He’s the best pitcher in the game¬†if I’m building a dynasty league. ¬†Yeah, I said it. ¬†I want him over Kershaw. ¬†Kershaw has been durable up until this year, but all pitchers are durable up until the point when they’re not. ¬†At one point, Jake Peavy was durable¬†AF, too. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Gerrit Cole‘s start yesterday — 9 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.78 — wasn’t the most impressive start. ¬†*walks around, shaking people out of their slumber* ¬†Hey, what’s going on, guys and five girl readers? ¬†Was it the opening sentence? ¬†Okay, so Gerrit Cole didn’t look as good as, say, Dylan Bundy over five innings. ¬†Cole looked solid, salt-of-the-earth, lumberjack-shirt-for-a-tablecloth-middle-class-sturdy-as-oak-workman-like for nine innings. ¬†By the way, you know what they call a hyena with lines instead of spots? ¬†Hyphena. ¬†Take it, Highlights, it’s yours. ¬†Do we have to have starters that are all lordy-me-I’m-fainting-with-a-handkerchief-to-my-forehead filled with upside? ¬†Well, I’d like it, and Cole prolly has it somewhere in there. ¬†*knocks on Cole’s chest* ¬†Is a near-9 K/9 in there still? ¬†Hello? ¬†Okay, I think it is, but it’s just not answering now. ¬†Maybe it’s taking a nap from Cole’s less-than-stellar K-rate. ¬†That’s been the story of his season, actually. ¬†Great results for real baseball, but a little lacking on the flash (7.5 K/9). ¬†He’s still throwing hard (95 MPH), maybe he fell asleep while Contact was on late-night TV and woke up deciding to throw to contact. ¬†Not sure, but if I had to bet, I’d bet every day on a 25-year-old who throws 95 returning to his previous flashy Ks while maintaining his excellent ERA results. ¬†But there’s nothing wrong with a lumberjack shirt for a tablecloth. ¬†It’s Murica! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Aw, man, now we’re left with the ominous team¬†updates of “Giancarlo Stanton is¬†not in lineup, no other news available.” ¬†I think I need to have a talk with him. ¬†Maybe I’ll hide in the trunk of his car and get out when he parks in his four-car garage, then go in through the kitchen that’s got the espresso machine on the left; not the kitchen with the soft-serve machine. ¬†What? ¬†I memorized his Cribs episode, I never snuck in his house. ¬†So, times are rough for Giancarlo. ¬†The Marlins score 13 runs and he’s not even playing. ¬†Holy sit! ¬†Giancarlo has the lowest batting average for a qualified hitter. ¬†Things are so bad, the other day he¬†hit the hardest recorded ball in StatCast history, 123.9 MPH, and it was a double play. ¬†Digging through his numbers is a little bit encouraging. ¬†His BABIP is way below his career mark; he’s hitting .192, but could hit .250 the rest of the way. ¬†You don’t get him for average; it’s homers you desire like I desire him. ¬†His ground balls are through the roof. ¬†Not literally, unless we’re talking about roofs of ant¬†farms. ¬†All he’s hitting is fly balls and ground balls. ¬†His line drive rate is poor. ¬†He usually kills fastballs. ¬†So far, he’s a negative on them. ¬†That was his bread and butter, and right now he’s toast. ¬†He’s¬†26 years old; this should be the prime of his beef. ¬†Instead, he’s been getting a steady diet of sliders. ¬†That’s not real¬†beef! ¬†What I think is going on, he’s dealing with some health issues after his collision with OZUNA, he’s not spitting on sliders and waiting for fastballs. ¬†Then when he gets a fastball, he hits it¬†hard, but gets¬†unlucky. ¬†Can all of this be changed with me appearing mysteriously in his Snuggie? ¬†I’m not sure. ¬†The health is an unknown question mark. ¬†Eventually, he should get luckier and do damage on some fastballs, assuming he’s healthy. ¬†I wouldn’t count him out, but health has been an issue for him in the past. ¬†If I were able to get a tasty offer for someone buying¬†him, I could see letting him be someone else’s problem. ¬†For now, I will wait in his bathroom wearing a shirt that matches his wallpaper, and try to ‘talk’ some encouragement into him. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
You wanna know frustration? ¬†Of course, you do. ¬†You play fantasy baseball! ¬†We’ve chosen a hobby that is the least relaxing hobby possible. ¬†May as well have a hobby of picking cheese off mousetraps. ¬†If the mousetrap doesn’t smash your finger, you win. ¬†What do you win? ¬†A virtual trophy! ¬†Oh, and bragging rights. ¬†Awesome! ¬†Okay, wanna really know frustration? ¬†Wait to see how Dusty uses Trea Turner upon his call-up. ¬†This is gonna be so fun! ¬†Will Lloyd’s of London insure the ulcers of all Trea Turner owners? ¬†Yesterday, he was called up to replace Ryan Zimmerman, who went on paternity leave. ¬†So, unless Zimmerman’s wife takes as long as he does to get hot, I’m assuming Zimmerman will be back in three days tops. ¬†At that point, Turner will stay with the club and play, stay and get benched or get demoted again. ¬†If he stays with the club, do you think Dusty is going to play him over Espinosa? ¬†Well, he could. ¬†I guess. ¬†“So, how do you play this mousetrap game again?” ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: