I had a thought, 30 years ago there was one source for all information, the encyclopedia.¬† If they wanted to make up information, there was no internet to double check anything.¬† *blows dust off an old book, opens¬†Encyclopedia Britannica, turns to Korean War page*¬† “In 1950-something, Carlos Correa tried to unite the Correan peninsula under Communist rool.”¬† Now there might be too much information, but 30 years ago, you’d shrug and be like, “I guess you spell rule ‘rool,’ and rad on Correa.¬† Hey, look, it says here Columbus invented the mammogram.”¬† Any hoo!¬† Yesterday, Correa went 4-for-5, 4 RBIs and his 22nd and 23rd homer.¬† He’s going to be a tough guy to peg for 2018 fantasy.¬† His power this year is actually solid when you consider he missed six weeks.¬† The lack of steals is disturbing though, if a lack of a fantasy category can be disturbing.¬† I know he’s fast, he knows he’s fast, but the Astros just refuse to let him run.¬† Three attempts all year is pathetic.¬† If he’s a lock for 29 HR, 2 SBs and .290 next year, it’s great, but it’s not 2nd round great.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Domingo Santana had a double slam (23, 24) and legs (12). ¬†Maybe it’s confirmation bias, but it feels like Domingo is just so much better on Sunday, right? ¬†Carl Jung and Sting would say I’m onto something with this synchronicity. ¬†As someone who doesn’t own Domingo anywhere, but wishes he did own him, I can understand when Jung and Sting speak of the duality of a man. ¬†I get the sense Domingo Santana will be underrated in 2018 too. ¬†Of course, I think this is crazy for a 25-year-old guy capable of a 30/15 season in a great home park. ¬†As Sting specifically sang, there’s a little black man named Sunday. ¬†He’s not the same old thing on Saturday. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Ender Inciarte went 8-for-10 with two runs, 5 RBIs and two steals (18, 19), hitting .310. ¬†That’s a doubleheader that would’ve made Ernie Banks blush. ¬†And Ernie only blushed one time that we know of, the time Ernie confused Fergie Jenkins with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas late one night at Harry Caray’s. ¬†“Yo, Ernie, what you talkin’ about with my humps, my lovely little lumps? ¬†And I don’t know what I’m going to do with the junk in my trunk, why do you keep asking? ¬†You holding a garage sale?” ¬†I don’t know why I enjoy the sweet stylings of Ender Inciarte so much. ¬†I kinda hate guys like Adam Eaton, and we should call Ender, “Cheap Eats with Some Indian Guy Named Khan,” because he is nothing more than a cheap Eaton. ¬†Maybe it’s because Ender always comes at a discounted rate to go with his “Yes, You Khan Cheap Eats” shizz. ¬†Though, he is a fantasy beast for supporting actual beasts. ¬†In other words, Ender is not making or breaking your team, but when you have guys that hit 40 HRs and .250, guys like Ender make all the difference as supplements. ¬†“Did someone say supplements?” ¬†What the hell are you doing here, Bonds? ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Lucas Giolito went 6 IP, 4 ER, 6 baserunners, 4 Ks as he was called up to take Reynaldo’s rotation spot. ¬†The shine, as they say at the complaint desk for a shoeshine man, has come off Giolito. ¬†I was all ready to mock Keith Law. ¬†I was going to look at what Law said in 2012 vs. now, but I overestimated Law. ¬†This past winter he said Giolito could be a #1 starter. ¬†I can’t imagine what he said in 2012. ¬†Likely that he’s the best starter in the draft. ¬†He wouldn’t have been alone with that. ¬†Most loved Giolito at the time. ¬†Also, as that last sentence sounds, he was the most loved Giolito, with Sammy “The Bull” Giolito a distant 2nd. ¬†Lucas’s value has rebounded a bit this year vs. last year. ¬†In Endorphin Ralph’s top 100 prospects in the 2nd half, Giolito was ranked 82nd. ¬†As a fantasy baseball prospect list vs. a real baseball one, that’s a solid ranking — or is that a solid Ralphing? ¬†For this year, I’d avoid outside of the best matchups. ¬†Rookie pitchers bring more heartache than your high school sweetheart friending you on Facebook. ¬†“Ugh, she’s happy? ¬†Such BS!” ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Open Up and Buy AH, because owning Aaron Hicks is Nothin’ But A Good Time! ¬†Also, a good time is searching any girl’s name from Rock of Love with your parental controls turned off. ¬†Okay, I have a few Bee Tee Dubs here. ¬†Unless you have a child, you don’t set parental controls on your TV. ¬†You can filter what you see without magically stumbling on porn. ¬†The internet though? ¬†You need parental controls on it, no matter if you’re home, at work, 12 years old, 64 years old, at school or on the john. ¬†You can Google something as innocuous as “cucumber” with no parental controls and all hell breaks loose in your search results. ¬†“Oh em gee, I just wanted a recipe for a cucumber salad!” ¬†Bee tee dubya II, we’re due for a terrible 80’s hair band renaissance. ¬†Someone needs to do a cover of a Poison song. ¬†Bee tee dubya III, there is no bee tee dubya III. ¬†Bee tee dubya IV, I have this nugget in my brain that says, even though I was only 14 years old, I knew how awful Poison was at the time. ¬†Like, when they did Your Mama Don’t Dance, a big part of me knew they were absolutely terrible, even then. ¬†Any hoo! ¬†Hey, any hoo’s initials are Aaron Hicks. ¬†Coinkydink? ¬†Thinks not. ¬†He’s on a 162-game pace of 25 HRs, 15 SBs and a .280 average. ¬†Of course, that doesn’t matter. ¬†We just want a hot player at this point, and, on our 7-day Player Rater, he’s near top 75, and should be owned everywhere. ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Kolten Wong (14.2% owned – increase of 9%) was far from being the most added player over the past week. In fact, he barely made the list, but the fact that he made the list at all is amazing. It would be Wong of me to not at least dig into him further, no?
Ok, I apologize. That was bad. Anyways, since the start of the month, Wong has a triple-slash of .375/.458/.583 with one home run, five doubles, one triple, 12 runs scored, 10 RBI, and one stolen base. Remember, back in 2014 Wong hit 12 home runs and stole 20 bases, so there’s some potential here. Let’s break it, break it down. He’s walking 10% and striking out 14% of the time. Those are nice numbers and an improvement from his 2014/2015 numbers. BUT…they are very close to his 2016 numbers when he hit .240. The swinging strike rate hasn’t changed but the chase rate has improved by 5%. In addition, his contact on pitches outside the strike zone has increased 6%. He’s also hitting left-handed pitching very, very well so far (.333 average vs .258 career mark). Now, to the portion of the show that you’ve all been sitting on the edge of your seats for…..We are not Wong to be overlooking Kolten. The BABIP is a sky-high .353. That batting average is going to come back down to the .260-ish range. That batting average against lefties is fueled by a .385 BABIP. Nothing in the peripherals shows a drastic change that motivates me to think that his recent success is sustainable. Looks like a lot of luck. TRASH
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Bryce Harper is clearly no Jon Snow. Perhaps I should say that Harper is no¬†Jaehaerys Targaryen. If you have no desire to read about my¬†Game of Thrones theories, I suggest you skip down to the line that reads “I’m done with my Game of Thrones¬†theories” and ignore what comes before it. By now most have come to the conclusion that Jon Snow is a Targaryen. I’m not going to go into the details, but the short of it is that Jon is the son of¬†Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark. Lyanna, Ned Stark’s sister, died giving birth to Jon. Ned claimed him as his own to save him from being killed by Robert Baratheon.
Ok, so maybe I am going to go dive into the details. Bran is one of the few living people that know Jon’s true identity. He learned this in one of his visions where he traveled back in time to the Tower of Joy, when he followed his father up the tower in which he found Lyanna who had just given birth to Jon. Before she died she begged him to raise Jon as his own. Obviously Ned obliged.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Between Cody Bellinger, Aaron Judge, Rafael Devers, Andrew Benintendi, Ozzie Albies, Amed Rosario, Rhys Hoskins and Yoan Moncada baseball is staying at a Renaissance Hotel. ¬†“Is that a Cal Ripken mint rookie card under my pillow and a Beckett Baseball Card Guide in the side table? ¬†What a great hotel!” ¬†That’s me staying at a baseball-themed Renaissance Hotel. ¬†Oh, and this is barely touching a majority of Ralph’s top 100 fantasy baseball prospects. ¬†By the way, I Googled top 100 baseball rookies from the preseason, and Baseball America had Dansby Swanson, Josh Bell, Tyler Glasnow, Jharel Cotton, Jose De Leon, Robert Gsellman and Albert Almora in the top 10. ¬†(Judge was 12th, Bellinger 19th and Ben Grieve 5th. ¬†Okay, not Grieve, but you get the drift.) ¬†Rookies are a crapshoot, but baseball ate some beans and is shooting crap! ¬†(That sounded better in my head.) ¬†Yesterday, Rafael Devers hit his 5th and 6th homers, coming in only his 16th game, as he hits .339. ¬†He’s only 20 years old!!! ¬†Triple exclamation marks due to sticky keyboard because of Giancarlo, my apologies. ¬†If I had the time or motivation, I’d go back to the comments from people who said within three days of Devers’ call-up that he’s overmatched. ¬†Yo, I think you might want to hold back your hot takes for a minute. ¬†For 2018, Devers or Benintendi? ¬†Okay, I’m gonna hold back my own hot takes, but you’re seriously considering the guy who’s only been up for two-plus weeks. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Mets continue to move towards the future, promoting their top first base prospect, Dominic Smith. ¬†They are cautiously optimistic. ¬†Adverbly restrained because the last time they were unbridled in their enthusiasm, it was about this great deal Bernie Madoff was telling them about. ¬†Okay, let’s think back to a less cynical time. ¬†When the birds chirped, and they made you smile.¬† When your dad carried you on his shoulders, and you were on top of the world.¬† When you peed the bed, no one tried to commit you to rehab.¬† People pinched your cheeks without you having to pay some stranger on Craigslist $75. ¬†A time of joy.¬† Wonder.¬† No Splenda. ¬†So, what can we expect from Dominic Smith? ¬†Did someone say ‘no Splenda?’ ¬†Well, it wasn’t my words (it was)! ¬†Smith looks like a 17-20 homer guy with a solid average and even better OBP. ¬†Might be a better real life player than a fantasy one. ¬†I’d take a flyer everywhere to see what he does if you need average first, which was the original America First slogan. ¬†Average First! ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Julio Urias is this week‚Äôs gut-punch injury of the week. The 20-year-old uber-prospect is about to miss a year and a half (at least) after undergoing anterior capsule surgery in his throwing shoulder. Urias has had some bad luck throughout his life. As a kid in Mexico, Urias underwent three surgeries on his eye to remove a non-cancerous mass. In 2015 he had cosmetic surgery to repair the drooping eyelid caused by this mass. Hopefully Urias will come back strong from this current surgery, but there is cause for concern any time there is a major surgery on a pitcher‚Äôs throwing shoulder. I‚Äôd recommend dropping him even in dynasty leagues as his successful return is not a given. As for his replacement you can trade one J-U for another: Jose Urena (17.7%.) Over his last 4 starts Urena has 3 quality starts and 16 K‚Äôs in 23 IP. He‚Äôs allowed 23 base runners which isn‚Äôt phenomenal, but Urena‚Äôs throwing shoulder is in one piece so he‚Äôs got that going for him. Which is nice.Please, blog, may I have some more?