I mustache you a question, when you drafted, were you Axfording a hard time from your closer?  Then you got it.  John Axford finally was removed from the closer role.  Francona said, “I’ve seen crap before, but Assford demonstrated a whole new level of excrement.”  Or something to that effect.  I’m not one for details.  Axford was replaced by the committee of author Bryan Shaw, Nick at Nite star Cody Allen and The RZE.  That’s also the order I’d pick them up.  There’s prolly no reason to mess with The RZE, especially after he was treated like Jodie Foster in The Accused yesterday.  Speaking of The RZE, Method Man and Raekwon forgot one way to torture their opponents when they talk about rusty screwdrivers and whatnot.  “I’ll hack your fantasy team and pick up John Axford and leave him in your active lineup and let him keep feeding you terrible stats, and feeding you, and feeding you and feeding you.”  Now, that’s gangster.  There’s a good chance Axford never sees another save this year.  Collective wisdom says Cody Allen will be the closer, but collective wisdom also said Obama was going to make a difference.  Yesterday, the Indians set up the game so Shaw would be the closer, whereas Allen’s one save came when Axford was garbage and Shaw had already been used.  Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:

Josh Tomlin – 6 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 2 Ks, ERA is at 2.13.  Yay, that’s nice.  The Stream-o-Nator hates his next start and I tend to agree.

Yan Gomes – 2-for-5, 2 runs and his 5th homer.  If Ramos doesn’t vamos, I’m about to Go-mes.

Matt Joyce – 2-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 3rd homer.  Has there ever been a less heralded three-hole hitter? It’s like Joyce is being overlooked for David DeJohnRitter and Ben Zobreasts.

Joe Mauer – 1-for-3, 1 run as he returned to the lineup.  Women in Minnesota with ugly leg sweaters rejoice!

Samuel Deduno – 6 IP, 3 ER, 7 baserunners, 5 Ks.  Fun fact!  When he wakes in the morning, it’s to The Boondocks theme song, Deduno, flip, chop, chop, chop.

Eduardo Escobar – 2-for-4, hitting .333.  He doesn’t have speed or power and that’s a terrible way to start a sentence for fantasy value.  He’s got intangibles up the wazoo!

Ian Kinsler – 2-for-4 and his 3rd homer.  Leading off for the Tigers (sometimes hitting 2nd) has produced more RBIs than the guy he was traded for in the 300-pound Boca Burger, Prince Fielder.

Robbie Ray – 6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 2 Ks.  Brad Ausmus said about letting him start a 2nd time, “It wasn’t even a decision.”  You know who is the best manager for making non-decisions?  Matt Williams.  Ausmus is top five.  Ausmus might have to make a decision soon though, because Anibal is returning.

Jeurys Familia – Terry Collins said Familia has moved closer to being the, uh, closer.  Great sign for Familia’s fantasy value or Collins was feeling nostalgic on Mother’s Day and wanted to say something nice about Familia.  “On Mother’s Day, when players use pink bats, I’m reminded of my dog’s pink bat.”  That’s Terry Collins just feeling emotional.  Since Farnsworth, Dice-K and Valverde are like the Familia that make you say, “You can choose your friends, but can’t choose who the manager makes the closer,” and no one else has been near decent, I’d grab Familia.  He could be the closer within a week for the rest of the year.

Jenrry Mejia – Sounds like he’s headed to the bullpen, which could push Rafael Montero into the rotation.  Prospect Scott already gave you his Rafael Montero fantasy.  It only disparaged me three times.  His numbers in Triple-A are outstanding — 8.9 K/9, 3.67 ERA — when you consider he’s pitching in the PCL, which is the equivalent to pitching on the moon.  I grabbed him in one deeper mixed league.

Daniel Murphy – 3-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 2nd homer.  Murphy’s Law states that just when you start to wonder why you have Murphy on your team, he homers or steals a base to remind you.  Murphy’s Law doesn’t say anything about what would happen if you were to wonder about Murphy every day if he’d do something that often.

Eric Young Jr. – 3-for-6, 2 runs and 2 steals as he led off.  The only thing I can think is Juan Lagares changed his name to Eric Young Jr.

Cole Hamels – 7 IP, 1 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks. Well, it looks like he entered the game healthy, but then threw 133 pitches, so I’m not sure how he left. I’m guessing with a wet noodle hanging from his shoulder socket.

Matt Wieters – Hit the DL with his sore elbow after the Orioles said he wouldn’t. The O’s lie, they lie with their cries of Wieters’s health. Now they’re saying if he can’t throw by July 1st, he’ll have Tommy John surgery.  Can’t he DH until the end of this season?  Are they worried he won’t be able to throw the helmet after he DH’s?   What gives?  Throw Grey some knowledge!

Chris Tillman – 5 IP, 3 ER, 9 baserunners, 3 Ks.  Looks almost identical to the pitcher he was last year, maybe his sideburns are a tad longer.  Oh, and his peripherals look the same too, which is to say a borderline shallower mixed league starter rather than taking a step forward and being a necessary mixed league starter.

Jason Castro – 1-for-5, 3 RBIs and his 5th homer.  You, “Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t have dropped Castro for Pierzynski.”  You seeing Pierzynski had a decent game yesterday.  You, “I’m going to take a nap.”

Chad Qualls – 1 IP, 0 ER and his 2nd save.  He now has a share of the team lead in saves.  If anyone can get eight-plus saves on the Astros, I’d put my money on Qualls.  That money being a nickel.

Chris Sale – Will make two rehab starts prior to returning.  That means you have one maybe two rehab starts to play up how he’s about to return so you can trade him.  It’s a Sales trick.

Gordon Beckham – 2-for-4, and has hit in his last 7 games.  He’s not exactly Nolan Gordonado, but he has been swinging a hot bat.

Chase Anderson – 5 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 6 Ks as entered the Diamondbacks rotation because none of the coaches turned their chairs around for Bolsinger.  Anderson has exceptional numbers at Double-A (8.8 K/9, 1.4 BB/9, 0.69 ERA), but he’s also old for that level (26).  It’s like when you shave your 13-year-old’s mustache and put him in a T-Ball uniform.  No good ever came of shaving a mustache.  I’d look at Anderson in NL-Only and very deep mixed leagues.  He could be the kind of guy to have a few decent starts prior to the league catching up to him.

Gerardo Parra – 2-for-5, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 4th homer and 2nd one in three games.  Sung like Rico Sauve, “Caliente schmotato.”

Miguel Montero – 2-for-2, 2 RBIs and 5th homer.  Must…resist…urge…to…drop…Ramos…for…Montero… And…resist…urge to…write…in…multiple…ellipsis…

A.J. Pollock – 2-for-3, 1 run, 2 steals.  Pollock’s stat line confused him, wondering how he got two steals on one run.  Pollock’s now stolen five bases in the last five games, and I picked him up in one league.  SAGNOF!

Martin Perez – Will have an MRI on his sore elbow.  If you wanna send him to the Disgraceful List, you don’t need to make pretend.  Just do it.  Starting in Perez’s place on Wednesday is Nick Tepesch, who is kosher for Passover, but not kosher for decent fantasy starter.

Alex Rios – 2-for-4, 2 run and 2 steals.  Praying this gets Rios hot because so far he’s given me a severe case of the yawns.  The whole Rangers team actually.  Him, Fielder, Beltre and Choo (homered yesterday) were supposed to be the new sexy, so far they’ve been the new blech.

Dustin Pedroia – 2-for-4, 2 runs and his 2nd homer.  Good to see Pedroia stand up to adversity as he faces the murder charges for his nephew, King Joffrey.

John Lackey – 7 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 9 Ks.  His peripherals are now 8.8 K/9, 1.9 BB/9 and 3.17 xFIP, which is great, excellent, terrific, or its apt acronym GET.

CC Sabathia – Placed on the DL with fluid in knee.  Crystal Light, specifically.

Michael PinedaYankees reported that Pineda won’t be back in a month as they originally thought.  They’re prolly just stalling him until he’s in his 30’s, so he doesn’t throw off the whole team chemistry.  Member when Jesus Montero for Pineda seemed like a big deal?  Yup.

Aramis Ramirez – To the DL with a strained hamstring.  It’s no surprise, since his Christian name is Aramiss Time Ramirez.  This means more playing time for Mini Donkey (2-for-5, 1 RBI) and possibly Jeff Biatch.  If Biatch can stop acting like a total Mean Girl.

Francisco Rodriguez – 1 IP, 1 ER and blew his first save as Te(i)x went deep off him, but K-Rod ended up the Escape Goat, so all’s well that ends, well, you end the cliche.

Rickie Weeks – 3-for-5, 1 run, 2 RBIs as he got the start the last two days over Scooter.  That’s fine, whatevs, but Rickie Weeks who didn’t even warrant starting until this weekend was batting third, while Segura hits 7th.  Really?  Really, Seth Myers?

Adam LaRoche – To the DL with a quad strain.  It’s straining men!

Gio Gonzalez – 4 1/3 IP, 7 ER.  Gio looks like an economical substitute for a number one starter…*drives it off lot*  Holy Jesus Guzman, why is there smoking coming from under the hood?!  What are those flames?!  And why are they also coming from my anus?!  GIO!!!

Derek Norris – 2-for-4, 6 RBIs and two homers, hitting .385.  Two catchers I previously had on my team went deep three times yesterday.  Meanwhile, Wilson Ramos got the day off.  *removes The Bell Jar from bookshelf, opens to first page, sticks head in oven*

Brandon Moss – 3-for-4, 1 run, now hitting close to .300 in the last week with 2 homers.  A rolling Moss collects no… Uh…. A rolling rock is a beer that drinks with reckless a-Brandon?

Craig Gentry – 2-for-5, 1 run and his 6th steal, hitting leadoff.  Hasn’t done much since Coco didn’t heed the B. Ware signs on the fence, but Gentry is in a good place to succeed for the short term.

Scott Kazmir – 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 4 Ks, lowering ERA to 2.28.  That’s beautiful, is that felt?  No, it’s Kazmir.

Casey Janssen – Activated from the DL.  Loup-Cecil-Delabar can go back to setting him up and sounding like an archipelago off the coast of Florida.

Marcus Stroman – 1 2/3 IP, 4 ER.  You’re a Stroman, not an Astro, man!

Drew Hutchison – 4 1/3 IP, 3 ER, ERA up to 4.37.  His xFIP, K and walk rates are much better than he’s showing and I’d try to stay strong with him, but I know it’s gotta be hard in some leagues.  Look at me, sympathizing with you.  We’re over-the-internet friends and that is an uncommon bond.

Hank Conger – 3-for-4, 5 RBIs and his 3rd homer as he hits .314.  It’s too bad The Sciosciapath is giving him the Napoli treatment, which means no matter how well Conger hits or how much nipple his mom shows, Scioscia won’t make him the starting catcher.

Howie Kendrick – 3-for-4, 3 runs and his 8th and 9th steals, hitting .313.  I told you he’d be good (about two and a half years ago)!  I’m like Nostradamus with a broken wrist watch.  You can call me Nostradumbass.

Alex Gordon – 3-for-4, 2 runs.  Super, great, wonderful.  Hit a frickin’ homer!  Alcides Escobar (2-for-4, 4 RBIs) hit his 2nd homer yesterday and Gordon has one homer on the year.  Did the Mega Maid from Spaceballs suck all the power out of the Royals lineup?  How does Eric Hosmer (2-for-5, 1 run) and Gordon combined have the same power as Alcides?  Oh, and Billy Butler (1-for-5) has one homer too!  Dubya tee eff!

Chris Young – 8 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 3 Ks, lowering his ERA to 2.63. His xFIP says he’s been very lucky and his strikeout and walk rates say he’s been hella lucky and the paint-chipped ceilings in the M’s clubhouse say his luck is hit or miss.

Dustin Ackley – 3-for-4 and two solo homers, his 3rd and fourth.  He’s got the same number of homers as Alex Gordon, Butler, Hosmer, Aoki, Lorenzo Cain and Johnny Giavotella, and I’m mentioning Giavotella only because he homered yesterday, otherwise Ackley would’ve out-homered the Royals entire lineup.

Corey Dickerson – 1-for-4 yesterday with a caught stealing, after homering twice on Saturday. He’s now hitting .375, though on the Rockies they have like five guys hitting at least .350.  Keep an eye on Dickerson in mixed leagues if his big game on Saturday adds a playing time feather to his cap and Weiss calls it macaroni.  Didja know macaroni was like phat back in 1700’s?  We should bring that back.

Charlie Blackmon – 1-for-4 and his 9th homer.  Straight macaroni!

Billy Hamilton – 2-for-3 and his 12th steal as he returned to the lineup.  He must’ve been feeling more Bhealthy and less Billy.

Homer Bailey – 7 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 6 Ks.  In two starts, he’s going to throw his annual no-hitter, so if you want to buy him low, you better hurry.

Aroldis Chapman – 1 IP, 0 ER, 3 Ks and Jonathon Broxton returns his giant badonkadonk to the waiver wire.

Evan Gattis – 1-for-3, 2 runs and his 8th homer.  And to think a few years ago Gattis would yell, “Home run!” when a passing motorist threw a half-eaten hoagie out the window of their car near him.

Jason Heyward – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 3rd homer.  Hopefully this is a sign that he’s about to get hot, but he homered in his first major league at-bat and we see how well that was a sign of things to come.

Aaron Harang – 6 IP, 2 ER, 8 baserunners, 9 Ks.  For the sake of Leo Mazzone, Bobby Cox, Tom Glavine and Greg Maddux, could Harang start looking bad just so it doesn’t seem like the Braves could put anyone in the rotation and make them a sub-3 ERA pitcher?  *Mike Minor slowly tiptoes out of the room*

Starling Marte – Day-to-day with a sore back.  C’mon, Starling, inaction from a gerund is just confusing.

Jaff Decker – 0-for-1.  Was called up by the Pirates because they’re an outfielder light with injuries.  He’ll probably hold a press conference and tell the world his name is really Jeff Dacker.  At least that would make more sense.  What on earth is a Jaff?  He’s a low average guy with some power and speed who will prolly be a bench player.  Now shake your Jaffy taffy!

Jordy Mercer – 2-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 1st homer.  He’s hitting .300 in the last week and was a preseason favorite by some — don’t look at me — to break out with his mollywhopping stick.  This could be the start of a little hot schmotato’ing, so do onto Jordy as you wouldn’t do onto Jaff.

Jason Grilli – Threw a bullpen session on Sunday, which put him about ten to fourteen days away from returning.  Sounds more like Jason Slow Cooker.  *high fives self*  Ow, carpal tunnel!

Will Venable – 2-for-4, 2 runs and his 1st homer.  So far this year, he’s been garbage on the surface of the sun, but this could be the start of something.  I’d absolutely take a flyer on him if he were available.

Robbie Erlin – 6 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks.  Hodgepadre!

Carlos Marmol – The Marlins designated him for assignment. His assignment is to throw like someone other than himself.

Henderson Alvarez – 4 IP, 5 ER.  Live with inferior stuff and die with inferior stuff, which sounds like something a capitalist would say.

Christian Yelich – 2-for-5 and his 3rd homer.  He’s hoping that homer will go a long way to getting him a prom date.

Brandon Hicks – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 7th homer. He would have the 2nd most homers on my RCL team.  Oy gevalt!

Pablo Sandoval – 3-for-5, 2 RBIs, .189.  Too bad hitting his weight has lost some of the panache.  He’s been one of the unluckiest hitters so far, and could see him hitting closer to his pre-diet weight soon.

Kenley Jansen – 1/3 IP, 3 ER, ERA is up to 4.58.  This year everyone but Jansen is having heart problems when he pitches.

Yasiel Puig – 2-for-5 and his 6th homer, and 2nd homer in the last three games, hitting .318. I read about Puig’s escape from Cuba in ESPN The Magazine that involved drug cartels, smugglers, crooks and murderers.  Most of them are still after him for payback. Okay, now it makes sense why he drives fast.

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Jonathan
Jonathan
8 years ago

Hey GREY, If you were in a forever Keeper league would you rather have Fielder or Eric Hosmer? Is Fielder washing out?

Also please choose a winning side: Starling Marte or Anibal Sanchez?

fitz
fitz
8 years ago

Would I be an idiot to drop Fat Matt Adams for Singleton in a 12 team league?

jal179
jal179
8 years ago

I did it.. I just did it… I dealt my Prince straight up for his Rizzo.

Will this be an epic regret come Mid-July or early season robbery?

If Rizzo can hit .270 with 25 HRs and 90 RBIs Id be happy.

Chin Music
Chin Music
8 years ago

I just dealt Bogaerts for Blackmon in my keeper league. Is Charlie going to show me enough love the rest of this season to make up for how much I’ll probably hate this move in a couple of seasons?

Fireball Feliz
Fireball Feliz
8 years ago

Someone dropped Fister, worth dropping Familia for him?

Andrew
Andrew
8 years ago

SON has Doubront at a $8 tomorrow at MIN. He hasn’t been great so far, would you stream him tomorrow there in 12 teamer?

anchovies
anchovies
8 years ago

been offered 2 trades, which i dont like…but i need a change.

Cruz/Boagarts OR Frieri for Longo (cold use help pitching…and with power hitting)

OR

C.Davis (bal) and A Gordon for MY Longo/Price. Longoria is one of my few bright spots…i guess.

how you feeling rafael montero?

trifecta question…but i havent posted all week.

thanks and any adivce is appreciated.

12 team h2h yahoo league.

my outfield is Cain, Marte, Ozuna, Jennings and im currently carrying 3 third basemen:
Longo, Headly, Flores.

thanks!!!

jal179
jal179
8 years ago

If Beltran is hurt bad, is Seth Smith a hot schomato to fill in?

Otherwise Aoki, Pollock, Ozuna, EYJ available… not looking good

Thank god I just picked up B Moss for Reed yesterday to fill my fledgling 5th OF slot.

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
8 years ago

bueno !

now , where’s my nitro-glycerin ?

prez
prez
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata: *puts down weapon, shakes head in chatas general direction*

Kid A
Kid A
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata:

I’m off for a 3 finger scotch and a cold swim.

prez
prez
Reply to  Kid A
8 years ago

@Kid A: swimming to your next country of residence ?

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
8 years ago

ok .
everybody just calm done .
take deep breaths
and un-lax .

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata:

“struck him out with a heater”

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
8 years ago

oh , for shizz sake .
Grey … you better get yer azz back here , in a hurry !

Kid A
Kid A
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata:

Why would you do this? WHY?!?!

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
8 years ago

Abad? Why no Gregerson or Johnson?

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: There we go. And now I’m scared.

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: Very scared.

prez
prez
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: this is all chatas fault…. By far….

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: Oh FFS. Didn’t even get an out, so I won’t even get a Hold out of this.

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ:

Doolittle. He’s been nasty lately. Fingers crossed

frankgrimes
frankgrimes
Reply to  OaktownSteve
8 years ago

@OaktownSteve:
prayer octagon

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  frankgrimes
8 years ago

@frankgrimes: do all 4 of you own doolittle?

SoSayethI
SoSayethI
8 years ago

14 teamer, drop Koehler or Archer for R Montero? I know his first two match ups aren’t ideal but the waiver wire in my league gets viciously thin for pitchers from time to time and new call ups are always grabbed within a few days. I figured I could bench him till his schedule gets easier.

Thanks!

frankgrimes
frankgrimes
Reply to  SoSayethI
8 years ago

@SoSayethI: dump Koehler bro i just made same move

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
8 years ago

i would like to thank the Academy ,
my parents (who taught me to always do my best ,
and to persevere through difficult times) ,
and the 3 “peas in a pod”
for the wonderful chavez win , tonight .
without you , none of this would have been ‘probable’ .

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata:

Oaktown, baby. Nicest night of 2014 here. I was out in my front yard pulling weeds, playing with the kids, drinking Sierra and listening to The Captain, Kenny Korach. Wouldn’t trade it for nothin’.

prez
prez
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata: you jinx, you die, Chata!

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
Reply to  prez
8 years ago

@prez:

lol .
who would have thunk that they’d send him out for the 9th ?
don’t they realize that SP is just one more flick of an elbow from being wicked shallow ??

prez
prez
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata: HAHA! Rightt?

prez
prez
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata: *loads automatic weapon*

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
Reply to  prez
8 years ago

@prez:

chavez leaves to standing ovation ,
(while i slither out the back door) .

prez
prez
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata: *takes safety off*

Crapshoot Kershaw
Crapshoot Kershaw
8 years ago

there can only be one (of these)
milone vs WSOX
mccarthy vs WAS (SON likes this more than i would’ve thought)
doubront @MIN

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
8 years ago

Albright I know you’re going to touch on this tomorrow, but Colvin is an interesting add. Did you get him on your NFBC team. I think I had him on my list of UBER deep guys for you to look at. Not much blocking him from getting everyday ABs in LF for the Gnats while Belt is out. He can get greasy hot from time to time. Might be a run don’t walk situation.

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  OaktownSteve
8 years ago

@OaktownSteve:

I think another spec add is Ziegler. He’s got closer chops. Reed is garbage. He’s been lucky to last this long.

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  OaktownSteve
8 years ago

@OaktownSteve:

one of my favorite trivia factoids. Ziegler holds the all time mlb record for consecutive scoreless innings to start an MLB career.

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
Reply to  OaktownSteve
8 years ago

@OaktownSteve:

Cesar Efffing Big Cahones Ramos…when is the last time you saw a guy give up 9 in 3 still pitching into the 7th. Love Joe Madden. That is some take one for the team tough guy shit.

Somebody is going to pull numbers on that one. My guess is it hasn’t happened in 40 years at least.

Crapshoot Kershaw
Crapshoot Kershaw
Reply to  OaktownSteve
8 years ago

@OaktownSteve: 4 of those runs unearned, and from the pitch count he had to have most of the hits coming very early in at bats.

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
8 years ago

Incredible and not verified but a factoid given on A’s radio tonight…

Derek Norris hit both his home runs last night on 3-0 pitches. According to A’s radio to that point that was the only two times any A hitter has swung 3-0 ALL SEASON. Unbelievable.

God help me I do love the A’s so.

For those who continue to hope that Dan Webb is a CIW for the White Sox…just a quick amateur scouting note, he has one of the most inconsistent release points I think he’s ever seen.

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
Reply to  OaktownSteve
8 years ago

@OaktownSteve:

mlbtv broadcast of game
mentioned the norris 3 – 0 homers .

goodfold2
goodfold2
8 years ago

guessing stock of keuchel and floyd way higher than stroman and lyons right now. grasping at any straw that doesn’t look like it’ll break for the foreseeable future.

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
8 years ago

reed …. ouch

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata:

double ouch !

OaktownSteve
OaktownSteve
8 years ago

Lowrie’s ball is an out most nights. Ball is carrying. Making Chavez night look that much better. Start Chavez was one good call I made tonight. My batten avage weren’t real favorable elsewise.

frankgrimes
frankgrimes
8 years ago

thanks for walking five Koehler and giving up a HR to that fuck Puig
before leaving the game 103 pitches in less than four innings jeez
guess I could have streamed Lyons instead

goodfold2
goodfold2
Reply to  frankgrimes
8 years ago

@frankgrimes: try both in the same league, and koehler wasn’t a stream but an own in that one. 15 team. porcello was needed just to bring era back to 9.

goodfold2
goodfold2
Reply to  goodfold2
8 years ago

@goodfold2: even sadder part was had i made my mind up earlier it could’ve been floyd instead of lyons. UGH.

Abdoozy
Abdoozy
8 years ago

“Cobb (oblique) threw four innings (11 outs) of a simulated game Monday, Josh Vitale of the Charlotte Sun reports…Cobb turned in a strong showing, striking out eight and allowing zero runs.”

Always wondered how they simulate games… how do they know the simulated batter swung the simulated bat? Do they have simulated Nick Swishers to make simulated errors? Give away simulated bobbleheads?

goodfold2
goodfold2
Reply to  Abdoozy
8 years ago

@Abdoozy: they roll dice like in D&D.

prez
prez
8 years ago

Reporting for duty!

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
Reply to  prez
8 years ago

@prez:

what ?
no fanfare ??

prez
prez
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata: haha nope! Not with prez! I can only go 4 and a third… Its not needed..

Wacha Flocka Flame
Wacha Flocka Flame
8 years ago

Smyly or Lackey?

[will work for saves]
[will work for saves]
8 years ago

Damn, going to get an MRI on my elbow now after typing that comment…

Heard theyre calling up Prez… The less exciting version of Preziiiiiiiiii….

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
Reply to  [will work for saves]
8 years ago

@[will work for saves]:

we will take what we can get .

goodfold2
goodfold2
8 years ago

night of the regression zombies came all at once for ramos/koehler/lyons.

[will work for saves]
[will work for saves]
8 years ago

Is pitching still deep? Man, times change quicker that a flick of an elbow….

goodfold2
goodfold2
8 years ago

WTF, why is pollack hitting 7th and parra 1st when pollack has much better OBP and speed (also slug too)

Matt Baumer
Matt Baumer
8 years ago

Would you play quentin in coors over matchups with stubbs, dickerson, and seth smith?

Party Boy John
Party Boy John
8 years ago

longoria for kemp if you have todd frazier for 3b?

Game of Throws
Game of Throws
8 years ago

Drop Martin Perez for Rafael Montero?

Montezuma's Revenge... right now
Montezuma's Revenge... right now
8 years ago

my god they’re gonna waste Rondon up 12.

Wilsonian
Wilsonian
8 years ago

What bat would you pair with VMart to get Bumgarner?

C – Ramos
1B – Davis
2B – Kinsler
3B – Longoria
SS – Hanley
IF – Dozier
OF – Jones
OF – Myers
OF – Brantley
OF – Marte
UTIL – Arenado
UTIL – Morneau
BN – VMart
BN – Tex
BN – Pedro
BN – Springer
DL – Rosario
DL – Trumbo
N/A – Singleton

H2H – H, R, HR, RBI, SB, AVG, OB+SLUG

Wilsonian
Wilsonian
Reply to  Grey
8 years ago

@Grey: wow, definitely not who I was thinking. Would you change your mind if I said this was a 5 player keeper?

J-FOH
J-FOH
8 years ago

Yelich…slam and legs

Montezuma's Revenge... right now
Montezuma's Revenge... right now
8 years ago

colby L looking good for first time this year, albeit against Lastros. Lake making about 2-3 weeks of RBI’s in one game. good for NL only.

One more bat
One more bat
8 years ago

Do I drop boegarts swisher middlebrooks Dickerson (1 or all of them)

For

Venable
Ackley
Pollock
Ozuna

Also someone just dropped
Tavaras
And singleton is out there who I like
I have Baez on the bench

Playing h2h and need to be aggressive as I am in the middle of the pack

One more bat
One more bat
Reply to  Grey
8 years ago

@Grey:

Thanks very helpful

J gone for the season
J gone for the season
8 years ago

With joker down pitching is in trouble

16 h2h deep 5/5

Which ones in rank order are best pick up for ROS
Have one open spot and could drop Allen t grab a second this is all that is left on waiver

Montero
Mchugh
Keushal
Vargas
C young
Duffy
Ramos

Thanks

Snacks13
Snacks13
8 years ago

funny as hell

Rizzo, Kipnis, Cain too much for Cano?

10 teamer

goodfold2
goodfold2
8 years ago

that’s neat, ramos is exactly what he looked to be, right in time for me to need a RP eligible starter with m.perez likely missing his start(s) this week. next up anderson/tomlin/bedard. also benched zunino today, norris yesterday. 3 homers i don’t get.

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
8 years ago

Tyler Colvin!

Wouldn’t it be awesome if he hit 40 the year Berry gives it away?

Abdoozy
Abdoozy
8 years ago

Last week I offered Fielder for JoFer in one of my leagues. The other owner accepted the trade, then somehow got 4 other owners to veto the trade because he said he’d accepted it by mistake on his iPhone while on vacation in Belize or something.

BWAHAHAHAHA dodged a bullet there…

Wilsonian
Wilsonian
Reply to  Abdoozy
8 years ago

@Abdoozy: Well played… He does realize it takes to clicks to actually accept a trade, right? Karma…she’s a b****h.

Wilsonian
Wilsonian
Reply to  Wilsonian
8 years ago

@Wilsonian: wow, good grammar. That should be “two” not “to”…

goodfold2
goodfold2
Reply to  Abdoozy
8 years ago

@Abdoozy: how long after it was accepted did he claim that it was a mistake? like jules and vincent in pulp fiction you are with bullet dodging.

Abdoozy
Abdoozy
Reply to  goodfold2
8 years ago

@goodfold2: I didn’t find out until after the trade had been vetoed.. he didn’t let me know he’d made a mistake at all. just emailed me after the veto was processed. Which leads me to think he’s running at least 5 teams in this league.

Diddy
Diddy
8 years ago

Someone dropped David Robertson and I already have cischek and reed should I add him as well and drop Tillman ?

Montezuma's Revenge... right now
Montezuma's Revenge... right now
8 years ago

getting worried (might be too early to do that) about scooter. 10 team h2h. should i try to trade either of sal perez/mesoraco/rosario for d.murphy, stick with scooter, or grab 1 of solarte/lemeihu/espinosa/gyorko. gonna drop 1 catcher here in next few days. trade or not.

Montezuma's Revenge... right now
Montezuma's Revenge... right now
Reply to  Grey
8 years ago

@Grey: that’s a good point about the catcher trading

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
8 years ago

Wonder what the Mets will do in the late innings, bullpen-wise now they have the lead…

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: Meija staying in there…

Matt Baumer
Matt Baumer
8 years ago

Who do I let go 6×6 ops?

Billy Butler, cron, aoki, markakis

Thank you

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
8 years ago

Jesus, Gardner stole a base too? #sonavabench

J-FOH
J-FOH
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: riding this one in the writers league

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  J-FOH
8 years ago

@J-FOH: Don’t worry – I started him in the FCL.

J-FOH
J-FOH
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: Oh I’m not competing with you in there

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: And J-Up rubs it in with a GIDP.

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  Grey
8 years ago

@Grey: Yahoo says so, ESPN doesn’t.

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  Grey
8 years ago

@Grey: mlb.com box has him with a steal too.

Sange76
Sange76
8 years ago

Sad Jose Fernandez owner here. Not only hurt, but he was slated to be my rd 9 keeper next season. At least I have Matt Harvey stashed in the 11th next season to ease the pain, but not by much.
Anyway, can probably trade Cano for either Scherzer or King Felix. My offense is pretty decent, Adam jones, votto, pence, Mauer, Reyes, Craig, Alex Gordon, Polanco stashed are the major pieces.
Rotation is Jose (sad face), Cain, Ian Kennedy, Garrett Richards, and Masterson.
Kinda have to take a deal for one of those aces at this point, right, which one? I lean Scherzer I think.

Thanks!

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
8 years ago

I always have a little smile to myself every time I see T Moore hit a home run for the Nats.

J-FOH
J-FOH
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: HA!

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: he’s still around on here, just under that ghost name.

Milarky
Milarky
8 years ago

we have to start a rookie pitcher in our deep root league, and most big name prospects are taken. I’m rockin’ Odorizzi as my only rookie. Given that we only get 3 waiver picks for the whole year, plus a 3-round mid-year draft, do you take a chance on Rafael Montero now that he’s getting the call?

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  Milarky
8 years ago

@Milarky: montero over odorizzi for me.

Milarky
Milarky
Reply to  Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
8 years ago

@Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: Thanks for the feedback! What I really need to decide is if he’s a good shot to be a difference maker this year. I only have two claims left, and I’m keeping one to try and get a shot at Polanco, who curiously is available even though so many other big prospects were protected. My pitching is a mess, so it’s nice to have options at rookie, but I need to avoid wasting a pick like I did last year on Gausman.

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  Milarky
8 years ago

@Milarky: that’s a harder question, but we’ve seen what odorizzi’s difference maker level is (except for that one good start).

L-Boogie
L-Boogie
8 years ago

Grey or anyone. 15 team, 5×5.15-team 5×5. I don’t like asking for someone else to come up with trades for me but I’ve got so much on my mind right now that I can’t wrap my head around a decent trade.

Need pitching esp K.. SPs: Chavez, Iwakuma, Liriano, Tillman, Ventura, Skaggs, Bauer on the bench, Cobb and Cingrani on DL.

Guy is offering Darvish, Wainwright, or Zimmerman. He is interested in my Arenado, Segura and Cobb.

I have Frazier at CI. No SS backup. He has Ike Davis, Olt, Jeter. The thought of having Jeter at SS sounds painful. Garbage on the wire.

Arenado and Cobb for Darvish and Davis/Olt? Try again? Or just forget a trade altogether and wait until Cobb and Cingrani are back?

I’ll take any and all opinions. Thanks.

L-Boogie
L-Boogie
Reply to  Grey
8 years ago

@Grey: Yes or no if he comes back with:

1) Waino and Olt?
2) J. Zimm and Olt?

for my Arenado and Cobb.

L-Boogie
L-Boogie
Reply to  Grey
8 years ago

@Grey: Thanks. Sorry for being the d-bag that asks you to micro-manage my trade. I’ll try not to make a habit of it.

Hebrew Hammer
Hebrew Hammer
8 years ago

16 team league with OBP, QS, and NSVHD as different categories.

Give: Heyward and Melancon
Get: Gio Gonzalez

Feels like a bit of an overpay, but my rotation is a revolving door of mostly scrubs, featuring Bailey, Ross, Ryu, Fister, Stults, Erlin, Vargas, Porcello

My 3 OF are: McCutchen, Heyward, Viciedo, De Aza, Brantley.

Would you all agree, to decline?

Hebrew Hammer
Hebrew Hammer
Reply to  Hebrew Hammer
8 years ago

@Hebrew Hammer: Only start 3 OF, since that came out unclear

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
8 years ago

i think beltran has been hurt for a bit. he’s DH’ing, has already got a lot of days off lately, has been garbage for like 2 weeks, and now he’s being taken out in the 7th inning when they’re only up 1.

J-FOH
J-FOH
8 years ago

The Cron Dog goes yard again!

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  J-FOH
8 years ago

@J-FOH: wish i would’ve grabbed him about 5 days ago, when it was still possible.

J-FOH
J-FOH
Reply to  Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
8 years ago

@Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: I’ve had him since call up

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  J-FOH
8 years ago

@J-FOH: just missed him when i was thinking about dropping gyorko, or didn’t need another 1b, or needed runs/avg much more than homers etc. depending on leagues. had his first 2 days been good i may have grabbed anyway. i think his 2nd day is now his only not good one.

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
Reply to  Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
8 years ago

@Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow:

he was 5 for 9 , for his 1st 2 days .

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  costaricanchata
8 years ago

@costaricanchata: it must have been the 3rd (maybe 4th) day(s) when i was about to grab him in 1-3 leagues. i think gyorko also had a very good day during one of cron’s bad days, allowing me to miss him everywhere (not due only to gyorko, of course). i think i got lind back somewhere else at same time too.

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
8 years ago

who to drop in 12 team H2H for Braun when he gets back. i’m strong in runs/rbi’s/homers/xbh and middle of the road at avg/ops/net steals. we play each specific OF a day and one any OF, also a util spot.
Cain CF/RF
upton LF/RF
rajai CF/LF/RF
moss LF/RF
s.smith LF/RF
cargo LF
Braun LF/RF

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
8 years ago

@Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: could go pollack over one of these guys too. looks like cain is the out, but i probably need at least 2 CF, as rajai doesn’t play everyday.

Jack
Jack
8 years ago

Teach me Obi Wan….earlier today in the comments above I asked if you trusted SON’s stats on Lyons’ start against the Cubs (3.48/1.18/5.5) and you said confidently “Nope.” How did you get this right given that everything else I looked at, including SON, said go ahead and stream him.

Gray or Grey?
Gray or Grey?
8 years ago

I have Dee Gordon and Alcides on the same team. Rosenthal and Jansen are my closers. Trade Alcides for Kimbrel? I don’t need him, but at that value… that’s pretty dang good. What say you? Does Kimbrel have underlying issues I need to know about? It’s a keeper btw.

Moronymous Lohse
Moronymous Lohse
8 years ago

So, apparently, Tyler Lyons is the newest inmate in the latest episode of HBO’s “OZ” as he’d already given up 7 runs in 3 innings and yet his team sent him out to be “tested” for more where he promptly ceded “more”. And by more, yes, I mean “rape”.

And the OZ reference. That’s a rape thing too.

Party Boy John
Party Boy John
8 years ago

Todd Frazier or matt kemp?

Party Boy John
Party Boy John
Reply to  Party Boy John
8 years ago

@Party Boy John: is it a fair trade if you throw out positions?

Charles
Charles
8 years ago

Give Fielder to get Jose Fernandez? 12-team, h2h, 6×6 w/ Losses

My pitching is currently Strasburg, Teheran, Liriano, Ventura, Kennedy, Wheeler, and a streamer.

I also have Pujols and Abreu. Losing Fielder would move an OF (like Joyce/Markakis) into my lineup.

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  Charles
8 years ago

@Charles: better hope your trade partner doesn’t read any kind of fantasy news, including simple bottom of screen espn stuff.

ferris
ferris
Reply to  Charles
8 years ago

@Charles: keep fielder duh — publicly shame the jo-fer owner for offering that to you if that’s what happened

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  ferris
8 years ago

@ferris: oh, yeah, i read that backwards. your opp better hope YOU don’t read any fantasy news.

Charles
Charles
Reply to  ferris
8 years ago

@Charles: @ferris:

IGNORE!!! He was clearly joking, but I was too stupid to double check.

Joe
Joe
8 years ago

Do you know if gregory Polanco will get the call to the majors sometí me this year or when?

royce!
royce!
8 years ago

And now they send Lyons out there for more? Are they just immediately transitioning him to his deserved role of mop up reliever?

Sky
Sky
Reply to  royce!
8 years ago

The scary part? Despite this mess, he entered the 4th with only 44 pitches thrown. Try not to cry. And then cry anyway. A lot.

royce!
royce!
Reply to  Sky
8 years ago

@Sky: Ha! He’s so efficiently crappy! No sense in walking someone when you can just let them hit a HR. More souvenirs! A man of the people! (fantasy owners excluded).

royce!
royce!
Reply to  Sky
8 years ago

@Sky: AAARGHHHHHH….PULL HIM!

Sky
Sky
Reply to  royce!
8 years ago

He’ll be the sole reason I win zero cats in my H2H pitching week for my keeper. He’s officially the worst person I’ve never met.

royce!
royce!
Reply to  Sky
8 years ago

@Sky: My condolences. I was hoping that someone in my h2h started him so that I could at least balance my suffering with some healthy schadenfreude but no luck…dude’s on the wire. And this is the league in which someone drafted Hamilton in the 2d round.

Sky
Sky
Reply to  royce!
8 years ago

It happens. No streamer is ever safe but seriously, every stat screamed it was a good start. Just proof sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good. I even got up early to nab him! To the beer I go…

royce!
royce!
Reply to  Sky
8 years ago

@Sky: To the beer I am! Just finished my last Pliny…I feel better already!

Sky
Sky
Reply to  royce!
8 years ago

It’s rare I land the best pitcher to stream for a given night but the worst by a ‘was that guy pitching in Coors?’ kinda night just doesn’t happen. This was just nuts.

royce!
royce!
Reply to  Sky
8 years ago

@Sky: Yep. A mediocre, extreme flyball pitcher pitching in Coors against COL sort of night…

royce!
royce!
8 years ago

Ugh, I’ve been on a steady slide from first in the RCL…basically crappy all around…but had the worst luck with spot starts. Lyons today really was the diarrhea icing on my crap cake. Only real consolation is that 2 of his 7 ER were from my batty call’s HR. Groan/yay!

Bob
Bob
8 years ago

How do you rank these guys ROS? Pujols, Braun, Encarnacion, Gomez?

Bryan
Bryan
8 years ago

Rank Stroman, Montero, T Walker, and Bauer Ros

Thanks

EK
EK
8 years ago

Would you drop Salazar for Beckett in a 9 team roto league?
Short term looks like Beckett hands down.
Salazar @ TOR, v DET,@ BAL, v COL, @ TEX
Beckett v MIA, @ NYM, @ PHI, v PIT, v CWS

Sky
Sky
8 years ago

Well fuck you with a rusty spoon in your occular cavity too, Tyler Lyons.

Em
Em
Reply to  Sky
8 years ago

@Sky: Maybe its time to pick up Carlos Martinez?

Sky
Sky
Reply to  Em
8 years ago

He hasn’t been that good in relief and they’ll put Joe back in the rotation when he comes off the DL. Don’t think it’s happening without some other major injuries.

[will work for saves]
[will work for saves]
Reply to  Sky
8 years ago

@Sky: joe kelly you say? Fine prospect, that guy!

*yawns*

EK
EK
8 years ago

Pls rank these scrubs for a spot start H2H pts:
Roark v NYM (8.8)
Nuno v NYM (8.5)
McHugh v CWS (7.6)
Miley v LAD (5.3)
Simon v SD (1.6)

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
8 years ago

AND that’s what i get for giving any value to Lyons last start where he looked pretty good, ball moved a lot, lot of K’s. Nope, that was just ATL making any old schlub pitcher look good. CUBS are a low scoring offense too. SON agreed, thank god one of the leagues i picked him up is H2H, and the other i’m already the bottom of pitching.

nick the dick
nick the dick
8 years ago

SON full of it. Tyler lyons my ass. Way to ruin my stats on day 1.

Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
Reply to  nick the dick
8 years ago

@nick the dick: i feel ya, but losing 2 cats in 7 days at least washes off next monday, not like roto (unless you want to wait till next season)

nick the dick
nick the dick
Reply to  Aubrey Plaza's Pillow
8 years ago

@Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: very true. My pitchings been carrying me so I can take a hiccup.also now I can stream away to lock down k’s and wins without worrying about my era or whip! Mr. Brightside!

nick the dick
nick the dick
8 years ago

Yo G pomeranz vs cws or leake vs sd tomorrow?

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
8 years ago

Marlins beat writer quoting a source saying JF will need season-ending surgery…

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: Sorry – the Marlins *anticipate* he will need etc etc

frankgrimes
frankgrimes
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ:
I don’t like to see guys get hurt but
the biggest luckiest douchebag in the most expensive league I’m in owns him
and basically it was shady how he got him before me early last year
so it’s bittersweet

[will work for saves]
[will work for saves]
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: wow.. Imagine the year this dude could have had…. I own him nowhere but still… Pretty unfortch…

Zeke
Zeke
8 years ago

Grey, I’m last in steals, although I recently acquired everth. Got offered dee gordon for my napoli. I can move carpenter into 1b/3b and alcides into 2b/ss until I pick up a guy like Headley. Should I pull the trigger?

C: Posey
1B: Chris Davis
2B: Aaron Hill
3B: Miggy
SS: Everth
1B/3B: Napoli
2B/SS: Matt Carpenter
OF: Holliday
OF: Cespedes
OF: Markakis
OF: Span
OF: Cain
UTIL: Billy Butler
Bench: Alcides
Bench: Stubbs
Bench: Jon Singleton

SP: Yu Darvish, MadBum, Sonny Gray, Dillon Gee
RP: Jansen, Perkins, Frieri
Bench: Grilli (DL)
Bench: Mat Latos (DL)
DL: Alex Cobb

frankgrimes
frankgrimes
8 years ago

Bauer Stroman Robbie Ray Chavez Tillman eovaldi Koehler Cole Cingrani
yep watch out yo! that’s my amazing staff

so pick up montero Beckett someone dropped Ross yesterday so all three?

frankgrimes
frankgrimes
Reply to  frankgrimes
8 years ago

@frankgrimes:
what about Pomeranz over these?

Nightpandas
Nightpandas
8 years ago

A vs B

A
Rizzo
A Gordon

B
Rios
Lynn

Looking for more speed and starting pitching but this is probably too much….(15 team keep 11)

EK
EK
8 years ago

Just traded away Alexei.
Pls rank these SS for 12 team H2H pts:
Alcides (30 more pts than next best YTD)
Segura
Simmons
Villar
Boegarts

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
8 years ago

This time, Pujols?

Please?

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: Jesus.

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: How about now?

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: You have got to be kidding me.

JFK
JFK
Reply to  SteveNZ
8 years ago

@SteveNZ: Right there w/you, buddy… could have had like 10 RBIs that game.

john
john
8 years ago

Depending on my pitching or not and its better than average just trade Julio for puig and deal with extra arm later?

Was trying to work second trade for arm looks like that’ll be on hold.

It's Enrico Pallazzo
It's Enrico Pallazzo
8 years ago

Jfer replacement. Can trade pagan for either masterson or Ian Kennedy? Which if either?

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Yeah Gardner! Hell yeah!

costaricanchata
costaricanchata
8 years ago

dang lind .
those are my ducks on the pond .

J-FOH
J-FOH
8 years ago

I’m running out of space for all my fallen player candles. I think I need to go back to the 99 cent store and stock up

Garcia, Moore, Cobb, JoFer, Bruce, Eaton on one team, Harper, Belt, and Sale on another.

with all these candles everywhere baby’s mama thinks I’m turning Wiccan

nick the dick
nick the dick
8 years ago

JoFer noooooooooo!!!!!!!

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
8 years ago

Unbelievable. Benched Gardner for J-Up at LF. That’s the 5th sonavabenched home run (and second grand slam) on my h2h team in less than a week.

SteveNZ
SteveNZ
Reply to  Grey
8 years ago

@Grey: Though I should say that I own him in the FCL, so that one tasted real good.

Flunkie
Flunkie