Well, this is icky. I don’t know what MLB is doing by reporting that they’re not reporting Covid cases. I mean, I think I get it. It’s icky and it’s tricky and — “Shut up, brain, don’t start singing Run-DMC.” — and AND and I don’t know! But not reporting it is doing what exactly? They report injuries to Mitch Haniger that make you want to cross your legs. They report injuries about how a guy fell in a bathtub with a deer — hello, Clint Barmes! — but they don’t report Coronavirus? I just…I don’t know. Not sure it’s the answer. With that said, the Phillies placed Scott Kingery, Hector Neris, Tommy Hunter and Ranger Suarez on the IL yesterday without even a press release. Someone just happened to notice the roster moves. Does that mean they have Covid? Again, I don’t know. Since they announce literally every other injury, one can conclude. How serious is their symptoms? Again, no idea. This is gonna be one helluva 60-game season, huh? My solution is, if you really don’t want Covid speculation, just don’t announce any injuries at all. Change the IL to the ILL and whether it’s a hammy or Covid, don’t say anything. Just say they’re ILL. As for fantasy, Neris’s loss for saves could be huge, but we don’t know yet he’ll miss any of the season. I’d hold him. If you want to speculate, I guess Adam Morgan or a committee (which is atrocious for a 60-game season). As for Kingery, again, we don’t know how long he’ll be out (or why he’s out), so hold. This could be a boost to Adam Haseley. He could be a top 60 outfielder with everyday at-bats, and worth a shot. Or not. Wheeeeee! A 60-game season! Anyway, here’s what else I saw for fantasy baseball:

Mike Leake – Opted out for the year. Sounds like Mike Leake has gained fantasy value!

Ian Desmond – Opted out for the year. The Rockies have an extra spot to play Sam Hilliard or Garrett Hampson or Raimel Tapia or–Did they just sign Matt Kemp? No, they did not. Please tell me this is just a cruel joke. I’d laugh if it wasn’t so predictable. Bud Black is the fantasy baseballer’s archenemy, who goes by the name Black Bud and has a black rose on his chest plate and nothing but no-upside vets in his lineup. Every fantasy baseballer’s last words, “…Rox…Bud…” So, Raimel Tapia and Sam Hilliard went from 70% to 75% playing time, and were upped in the Steamer projections. Kemp is still bleh, unless he gets at-bats. Oh em gee, he’s gonna get at-bats, isn’t he?

Jose Quintana – Required thumb surgery after injuring himself while washing dishes. Sucks for Quintana, but it shores up my excuse to never wash dishes again. I’ve removed Jose Quintana from my 2020 fantasy baseball rankings (which are all on 60-game projections). Cubs said he’d only miss two weeks, but, um, yeah right.

Melky Cabrera – Signed with the Mets. Kinda like this signing from a real baseball standpoint, because I have this weird love for Melky. Wonder if I was breastfed too long. Any hoo! Melky is nothing for fantasy.

Hunter Strickland – Signed with the Mets. Brodie Van Wagenen, “Wow, Hunter Strickland is that good at punch outs when trying to close the door?” Mets Intern, “Um, you’re misunderstanding.”

Gordon Beckham – Signed with the Mets. In related news, the Mets visited the set of Antiques Roadshow.

Jorge MateoPadres acquired Mateo from the A’s for a player to be named later. A’s later said, “The player to be named later is Fernando Tatis Jr,” and the Padres said, “Damn, you got us.” Mateo is at best a burner who could steal 20 bags in 60 games. At worst, he’s the guy who they bring into games to stand on 2nd base in extra innings. Actually, I might’ve switched those two. Mateo might just be a pinch runner, but if he’s seeing real reps in Summer Camp, I will scream bloody murder about my Profar shares and move Mateo into the rankings.

Tyler Rogers – Option for the Giants’ closer role. Usually I’m goofy on goofballs for closers in waiting or possible closers, but, in 60 games, I’m not exactly ratcheted-up for a possible closer who could get three or fewer saves.

Joey Bart – Made the 60-man roster. Hoping they move Posey to DH and just let The Bartman catch. Ay carumba! Fo’reals, it would be better for both of them. Posey is not interesting for fantasy if he’s DH’ing either, but Bart? Can I get a chef’s kiss, nah’mean? Here’s my Joey Bart sleeper from the shutdown.

Jordan Hicks – Will begin season on the IL. Avoid this whole shizzshow. I mean, I guess Giovanny Gallegos (say that shizz fast 117 times!), but, yeah, it’s gonna be a mess.

Colin Moran – Derek Shelton, Pirates manager and person who has a name like you want to say, “Hey, did I go high school with him?”, announced that Moran has the lead on the 3rd base job. Certain teams should be taken over like they do in the corporate world. Send Gordon Gekko in and bring up to the majors Ke’Bryan Hayes and Ryan Mountcastle and Ke’Ryan Hayescastle and whoever else!

Ryan Zimmerman – Opted out for the season. He wasn’t ranked in my top 20 1st basemen back in January, because I can see the future, but I have major blindspots about the present.

Joe Ross – Opted out for the year. Joe Ross on the phone with his brother, “What are we having for lunch?” “Sliders.” “We always have sliders.” “Yes, until we get hurt.”

 
  1. galica says:
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    Grey!!!

    Some grim news, man! You really are the Fantasy Master Lothario (emphasis on the lothario part today!)

    a. MLB quote of the day for

    ‘Hypothetically, if there was no earthquake, I was liking our chances.’

    Will Nuschler Clark, Jr., aka ‘Will The Thrill’ or just ‘The Thrill’ among friends or just plain old ‘Will’ at the dinner table. The Giants will retire his uniform ‘#22′ some time this year. Well, it’s being planned. No fans will be in attendance so they’ll just have a laugh track and he’ll crack jokes of how he doesn’t like Rafael Palmeiro.

    Clark won’t be going to the HOF, he didn’t play well enough for long enough plus his last year he only got 4.4% of the votes. He was a good 1B and replaced Palmeiro wherever he went – replaced Palmeiro in Texas (1994 – 1998) and then replaced him when he went to Baltimore (1999-2000) when Palmeiro returned to Texas. Had a very nice swan song with the Cards’ down the stretch to replace an injured McGwire and could have stayed on but chose to retire after the 2000 season.

    b. Have a nice weekend.

    Cheers,
    Ante

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I am! It’s true

      A. Not a HOFer but definitely should’ve got more consideration bc of the era he played he didn’t (well, the era he retired after)

      B. You too!

      • galica says:
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        Grey!!!!

        a. Happy 4th, man!

        b. Please do not do ANY of the following for the upcoming weekend.

        1. Build a bonfire
        2. Invite your nephew over to tie up a random chick on your bed
        3. End up in prison for the rest of your life for a crime you DID NOT commit!

        Cheers,
        Ante

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          A. Thanks!

          B. 2. Too late, already invited

          • galica says:
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            Grey!!!

            Damn! Well, don’t get the blood on your Swiss army knife that somehow lands on the detective’s shoe as he illegally enters your bedroom! Duh, just don’t get locked up man!

            Cheers,
            Ante

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              This lady cult leader told me too

  2. Big Magoo

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    The Giants already have a DH, silly. An All-Star from a year ago who has no awkward qualities whatsoever. But you already knew that.

    DH Matt Kemp sounds about right too. Is Logan Morrison a FA? He might be the next signing for the Rockies.

    Thanks Mike Leake. Looks like that Young/Kelly bench combo gained value in my DC league. You know, the only league that remains in my portfolio *sigh*

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this season was canceled entirely in the near future. Is 2020 over yet?

    • The Great Knoche says:
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      Gangly Man Bird and Big Panda DH combination by the Bay. Gotta love it.

      Rockies are gonna go sign Scooter Gennett next.

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Surprised the Rockies haven’t signed Derek Dietrich yet

        • The Great Knoche says:
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          Matt Holliday could be waiting for the stretch run.

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            Oh, he’s been in touch with them, you know he has

      • Big Magoo

        Big Magoo says:
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        Scooter’s on speed dial, for sure

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Pence will get less 100 ABs — wanna bet?

      Morrison is 100% a Rockies player at some point

      You have only one team left after the purge?

      • William Hung says:
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        LoMo got a blurb from RW today:

        Logan Morrison told Adam McCalvy of MLB.com that he’s dropped 20-25 pounds since spring training was shut down.

        Morrison began changing his diet over the offseason but said he didn’t perfect it until late March or early April. LoMo was having a good spring training before things got shut down and the introduction of the designated hitter and larger rosters should give him a better chance of cracking the Brewers’ Opening Day roster.

        The “preseason” hype train aptly starts with LoMo!!!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          BSOHL sighting!

      • Big Magoo

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        Less than 100 ABs for the VP? Bet accepted. I would accept a gentlemen’s bet, but you need, you know, gentlemen for that.

        Yeah, my other four teams were OC leagues. Gone without a trace. Not a waste of time at all!

        What about you? Aren’t you in like 18 best ball leagues?

        • Grey

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          Yeah, I’m drafting a Best Ball right now…At least they self-manage

          • Big Magoo

            Big Magoo says:
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            At least it keeps you busy and invested once things get going. Low maintenance is nice too.

            60 games + random, sudden IL stints + 3 inning starts from SPs. Should be fun/not fun.

            • Grey

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              Yeah, it’s going to be like a season never seen before and the NL’s got the DH

    • Wake Up says:
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      Young Kelly never was benched for many, Slater on the other hand should’ve been sent down years ago…

      • The Great Knoche says:
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        And Jesse Spano just went down.

        • Wake Up says:
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          Turtle was always underrated…time to shine!

          • Grey

            Grey says:
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            That’s what turtles say when they emerge from their shell

      • Big Magoo

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        Oh that Slater. Such a Chad.

        Kelly’s at the Max with three other people all sitting 11.5 feet apart. Those crazy kids!

        • Wake Up says:
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          HA!

  3. Dave D says:
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    Looking at the first three NFBC drafts since July began, bona fide closers are really on the rise. Hader went 38 in one draft. ADP’s now Yates 56, Osuna 61, Chapman 65, Jansen 69, Liam 70, Hand 79, Taylor Rod 82, Diaz 88. We’re looking at a 40 ADP jump here. At these inflated prices I think Ill grab one later and use the FAAB to scavenge. Can you imagine passing on Abreu to take Hand? Or passing Muncy to take Diaz, Sano or Soler to take Giles? CRAZY.

    Also, I noticed Mondesi now sitting at 21. Saves and steals are getting quite the bump!

    • Grey

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      II’d like a real closer now not as much speculation, but you only need solid one out of draft now — all leagues are gonna be won with like 15 saves total

      Mondesi should’ve always been going there

      • Dave D says:
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        Somehow I got him at #47 in my first DC. Even more remarkable is the NFBC hasnt taken that away yet. I kinda like that team.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Solid get now, I prolly still wouldn’t have taken him there back then

          • Dave D says:
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            Yeah, no way you pass on Ketel at 47. But, hey, you got Jansen at 129 i our DC. What a deal now! Gallegos at #2 is iffy, but a better bet than my #2. Ive got Robles and…. Rafael Montero???

            • Grey

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              Jansen at 129 is ridiculous, but, honestly, it was silly at the time too…Why wouldn’t he be the closer, assuming health

              I haven’t looked at the team in so long, tbh…Haha

              • Dave D says:
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                Ask Graterol that on September 3rd…

                • Grey

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                  Ha, well, don’t jinx him!

    • Wake Up says:
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      Imagine no karate lessons?
      It’s easy if you try
      No need for crane kicks when there are choke holds
      BJJ lessons are what you should buy

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Pat Morita had some many great poems before he left us

      • Dave D says:
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        Imagine no Depakote, Lithium,
        nor even any Abilify?
        No need for strangleholds, restraints,
        Nor meds against will
        A padded cell is what you should try.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          This must’ve been from Pat Morita’s blue period

        • Wake Up says:
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          Another swing and a miss ole boy!

          Keep grinding…you’re bound to find something you’re good at!

          • Dave D says:
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            Well, maybe you should pony up, join Grey and I in an NFBC league and see if you really have anything to brag about. It seems like hot air until you a little more game than a rhetorical one.

            • Wake Up says:
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              Imagine going to someone like you for advice ?

              • Dave D says:
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                It happens everyday. Deal with it.

                Are you here to talk baseball or simply to troll?

                • Wake Up says:
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                  I’ve been here talking baseball for over a decade now. Helping people on a daily basis…answering fantasy baseball related questions when asked for years.

                  Ask around.

                  Imagine thinking for a second that Grey doesn’t think you are an asshole?

                  The only advice you should be giving is to yourself to look inward and continue to do the work.

                  • Dave D says:
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                    Im not sure where all your animus comes from, but it seems misdirected. Im a pretty happy fellow. How about you? You make all kinds of assumptions about me. I guess that’s your prerogative. As far as giving advice, I do agree with looking inside and doing one’s own work. I can assure you that is a daily task for me.

                    And as for this site, maybe in retrospect it was a mistake to diverge from baseball and talk COVID shutdown stuff. But I, like you and everyone else , have been severly impacted by it, so I did indeed vent here. But at this point I’m only here to talk baseball. Im not here for anything else. If you want to bury the hatchet with me, Im glad to talk baseball. But Im not here for any other reason.

  4. Matty says:
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    My favorite recent bonkers baseball rumor would ruin the Joey Bart dream- Barry Bonds is coming back to DH! (and reset his HOF clock)
    If the Rox are going to prosblock everyone in every way possible they should at least sign Bonds to make it entertaining.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      That would be amazing

  5. The Great Knoche says:
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    Wanna know something funny? We did that early NFBC draft 7 months ago.
    Wanna know something less funny? I took Kingery and Neris back to back in that draft in rounds 10 and 11.
    I also handcuffed Neris late in the draft with Seranthony Dominguez.

    Antiques road show is awesome! Mets should grab Fernando Rodney next.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ouch, Seranthony double ouch

      Haha

    • Wake Up says:
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      Should’ve handcuffed Seranthony Hopkins and whispered chickabee chick chick chickabee ressa ressa me…

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        It’s Sir Anthony Dominguez

  6. Jeez 2 days in and already a list like this. Gonna get crazier as we go, and tougher to keep up. Speakin of which, weren’t Profar and Mateo fightin for PT up north? When do the exhibition games start?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      I think they’ll play three games final week as exhibition — next to no games — it’s gonna be a mess

  7. FrankGrimes says:
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    Your boy the dentist has the ‘rona
    F this season and F Jim!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Ha, I know…Do you watch Dark? If not, you should

      • FrankGrimes says:
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        I’ve only seen the first season. Currently finishing BoJack.

        Btw shadows was real good. Hate waiting for new seasons of shows haha.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Ha, I know…Wait might be really long now too with Covid…How is BoJack, never watched past 1st season

          • FrankGrimes says:
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            Enjoying it. Has a couple real laughs in every show.
            The story arc hasn’t disappointed so far.
            It’s worth watching imho.

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              Nice, I think I will

              • FrankGrimes says:
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                I would think you’d enjoy it.
                I hate that arnett dude but it’s still good.
                Hoping new Fargo gets released soon.

                • Grey

                  Grey says:
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                  I liked him in AD, but not since

                  Yeah, I can’t wait for Fargo with Genny

    • Big Magoo

      Big Magoo says:
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      F the unsterilized root canal

      • Grey

        Grey says:
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        Haha

  8. Hernan says:
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    I’m just praying none of my DC and Fantrax’s D&H players spent their off season impregnating their better halves….., Now Trout is saying he’s not sure if he’ll play, Zach Wheeler too…, wonder if anybody has a list of pregnant players…..Razzball Rules!!!!

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Haha, yeah, we need to put together a list of paternity — lucky that Shawn Kemp doesn’t play baseball

  9. Just read that 31 players have tested positive for corona after the first round of mandatory tests. No doubt we all wish them and their loved ones well, but I’m sure we would all like to know who they are.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yeah, I hear ya

      • The Great Knoche says:
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        Freeman, Perez and more. How are they gonna finish this season? Rapid testing on site as they walk into ballpark?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Haha, I don’t know…This is nuts…Honestly, not even sure

          • The Great Knoche says:
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            You see the Stanton liner off Tanaka’s melon?

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              I didn’t…is it bad?

  10. krazyivan says:
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    Happy 4th Razzballers! Stay safe and have some fun. Grey, we need a Lonely Island version of “who let the dogs out” with Tapia, Hilliard and Hampson on back up vocals.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Happy 4th! How do we make that happen?

  11. Uncle Ernie says:
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    Hi Grey. Happy Summer. Looking at this offer with temptation. My Trout and Springer for his Lindor and Starling Marte. In a vacuum of course. Thanks

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Hey Uncle Ernie! For this year? Lindor

      • Uncle Ernie says:
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        Yes with keeper possibly

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Keeper? I’d want Trout

  12. Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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    Happy 4th grey! In a 12 team roto with no min IP and 3 move-per-week cap, what do you think about a 3-SP, the-rest-relievers pitching strategy?

    My thinking is, wins are flukey as ever, starters will be a mess to predict IP-wise and teams will lean on their stud relievers.

    For example… wouldn’t a staff of Lance Lynn, Urias/Maeda, Yarbrough ….then like Hader, Giles, Hand, Nick Anderson, Lugo, Presley, Stripling be interesting?

    • Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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      I should note that QS is also a category, but who’s logging 6ip this year ?!! Bieber, Verlander?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Happy 4th Duda!

      3 SP, then RPs is fine, but you need to shuffle thru your RPs if you want it to work — Prefer lots more SPs, IP will be king this year

      • Duda Want to Build a Snowman? says:
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        Makes sense. Thanks!

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          No problem

  13. Ellis says:
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    Where would you rank Stripling now that Price is out

    Thank you!

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