First, a story. Â There was a young boy named Donkey Dong Jr. who worked at the barrel station of Niagara Falls. Â He would rent barrels to tourists who wanted to go over the waterfalls in a barrel that was deemed to flimsy to hold wine in Napa Valley. Â Then, one day, Robert Juiced Manfred showed up at his barrel station with a truck filled with baseballs that he was bringing back over the border from Guatemala. Â See, he drove north from Guatemala, and Waze had him detour through Canada and back into the U.S.–Nevertheless! Â R.J. Manfred stopped for some pop, and Donkey Dong Jr. said, “You’ve come to the right place,” and grabbed a barrel with his hands, swung it as hard as he could and hit every baseball in that truck 5,000 feet right back to Guatemala. Â For pop, Donkey Dong Jr. said, “I love to barrel up.” Â Fin. Â So,Â Joey Gallo was the lead buy in an April Buy column. Â Don’t like to double up on guys in a year, but here we are because you people are slow as molasses dripping down Robert De Niro’s face in Awakenings. Â Gallo has 50-homer power, and is currently in some kind of zone not seen since McGwire stopped sticking needles into pre-peach-tinted Sammy Sosa. Â How is he not owned in 50% of leagues? Â Don’t answer, grab him! Â Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
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When I write titles like this, often times I say to myself: Do I need to extrapolate on the actuality of the point that I am trying to convey? Â Fortunately for you I am going to be all basic with knowledge this week because it is pretty cut and dry. Â Are you winning saves? Â How much are you winning saves by? Â If yes for the first question and over 20 for the second, be like Billy Ray and sell. Â Do not liquidate all your assets, just slim down your roster to a smattering of usefulness instead of a hoard. Â Find a culprit who maybe chasing second, third or even fourth. Â My reasoning for this and why you should do it now is that before people realize that there is no hope in dope or chasing saves when you can’t make them up… they will lose interest and they will have zero trade value. Â Don’t get stuck holding a struggling middle/upper closer when you can reinvest that in a bat that can make up a stat other than just one. Â Today’s moral is: Â sell saves, be aware that your return may not be as great as expected, but it’s better then dumping them to the waiver wire for nothing.
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50 days left in the season! (Give or take, depending on when this goes up).Â If youâ€™re in an yearly league with no chance of winningâ€¦.well itâ€™s time for Football! Semi-seriously though, keep trying, setting your line-ups, and donâ€™t just give upâ€¦thatâ€™s what I want to say, but I canâ€™t lie to you and why would I? You need a consistent narrator, and thatâ€™s me to a T (At least thatâ€™s what my creative writing teachers always saidâ€¦unless youâ€™re chuck Palahniuk, in which case donâ€™t believe anything the narrator says and know thereâ€™s going to be multiple disgusting parts that will haunt your dreams).
So if youâ€™re not winning, youâ€™re not winning.Â Iâ€™m not going to fault you for checking your team less and less, or leaving guys on the DL in your lineup, or benching starters; I would like to request, on behalf of the teams still competing, you check in and set a lineup once a week, but no one is forcing you. A good way to avoid this is to join a keeper league, because even if youâ€™re team stinks, thereâ€™s always trades and screwing over your friends/internet friends/strangers and now that we live in a time where haters seem to be everywhere, why not? Â Me, though? I got nothin’ but love for ya.
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While itâ€™s all well and good that Noah Syndergaard got to be on Game of Thrones, I cannot fathom why the powers that be did not consider using someone who actually looks like he belongs in Westeros (albeit beyond the wall) – the ginger-god himself, Justin Turner. Seriously, how could they not get Justin Turner to play a freefolk. He legitimately looks just like Tormund Giantsbane – youâ€™re telling me you couldnâ€™t have him be Tormundâ€™s brother (or long lost son), Turner Giantsbane? Thatâ€™s a massive opportunity entirely blown by the writers and casting. Anyway, turning to DFS for a second, Justin Turner-Giantsbane is having quite a season so far. A career .284/.351/.419 hitter before the 2015 season, Turner had seemingly taken a big step forward over the past two seasons by posting numbers a step above his career to that point – .294/.370/.491 in 2015 (142 wRC+), and .275/.339/.493 (124 wRC+) in 2016. But just like how Tormund went from small character to a well-liked secondary character to a full-blown fan favorite, Justin Turner has gone from decent major league (everything up through 2014) to respectable major league hitter (2015-2016) to full blown MVP candidate this year by batting .348/.441/.561 (currently good for the 3rd best wRC+ at 166 – fourth if you want to include Mike Trout, which is mandatory because heâ€™s Mike $%^&*[email protected] Trout). And of note is how heâ€™s done it – so far in 2017, heâ€™s destroying lefties on a level that even Edgar Renteria and Alex Rodriguez would be impressed by – so far this season, heâ€™s batting .398/.489/.759 (222 wRC+) against lefties. Sure enough, heâ€™s facing a lefty today, and not a good one either – Clayton Richard. Now, I will be the first to admit that his L/R splits in a single season are the product of small sample size. But while the lefty-mashing will likely regress, the righty-hitting will likely also likely regress (in the opposite direction) as he reverts towards his career norms of having no real split. And yes, itâ€™s probable that the 2015-2016 Justin Turner is the â€śtrueâ€ť Justin Turner, but the 2015-2016 Justin Turner is still pretty damn good. And heâ€™s in a great matchup, facing Clayton Richard today. So ride the ginger wave, and roster Justin Giantsbane. If he continues the 2017 Justin Turner, complete with lefty-mashing that can only be rivaled by Aryaâ€™s list, youâ€™ve got an absolute monster today. And if heâ€™s just the 2015-2016 Justin Turner? Well, youâ€™ve still got one heck of a good play today.
On to the picks once Turner Giantsbane is a character in Game of Thrones
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The Mets continue to move towards the future, promoting their top first base prospect, Dominic Smith. Â They are cautiously optimistic. Â Adverbly restrained because the last time they were unbridled in their enthusiasm, it was about this great deal Bernie Madoff was telling them about. Â Okay, let’s think back to a less cynical time. Â When the birds chirped, and they made you smile.Â When your dad carried you on his shoulders, and you were on top of the world.Â When you peed the bed, no one tried to commit you to rehab.Â People pinched your cheeks without you having to pay some stranger on Craigslist $75. Â A time of joy.Â Wonder.Â No Splenda. Â So, what can we expect from Dominic Smith? Â Did someone say ‘no Splenda?’ Â Well, it wasn’t my words (it was)! Â Smith looks like a 17-20 homer guy with a solid average and even better OBP. Â Might be a better real life player than a fantasy one. Â I’d take a flyer everywhere to see what he does if you need average first, which was the original America First slogan. Â Average First! Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
There’s no time of the year better for baseball junkies like us, than the dog days of August. The playoff races are starting to take shape, all levels and leagues in the minors are in full swing, the Cape Cod League playoffs are going, and there’s always a game, boxscore, or lineup to check. My wife calls this Ralphie-Phone-Hands season. Sorry I’m the creative one in the relationship, my wife just awkwardly creates puns from Tim Burton movie titles. Believe me, you don’t want to hear what she’s done with Big Fish. Any the who, this leads me to our lede topic for today, (lead-lede?) Brewers 2017 first rounder Keston Hiura. Coming into the draft many considered Hiura to be the most/best/pro-ready hitter in the draft. Once you’re done choosing your hyperbolic label, we’ll move along. Okay you done? Good, great, grand. There’s one issue with Hiura though, he hasn’t played the field in pretty much a year due to an elbow injury, that up to now, has not required Tommy John. Have I scared you off yet? If so, I hope we share a league and you’ve already gone back to asking Grey catcher questions. Why? Because I want Keston Hiura on all my dynasty teams. In a year where far off prep hitters, and high school arms are the crĂ¨me de la crĂ¨me, I’ll gladly target the advanced college bat with contact, power, and approach.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Ever since the Tampa Bay Rays selected Tim Beckham (41.6% owned – increase of 31.8%) with the number one overall selection in the 2008 MLB Draft, it’s been a headache for the city and the organization. Young girls flocked from all over to see him. The increase in the number of tourists strained the infrastructure. The paparazzi were everywhere! Even when the organization denied that David Beckham was not bending balls around posts, it was deemed as #Fake News. Pictures of Tim Beckham were tweeted and sent to news organizations all over the world to provide visual evidence that it was indeed not David. Regardless, conspiracy theorists alleged that the pictures were doctored and/or David was wearing an elaborate mask. Finally, in June of this year, the Rays finally took the necessary steps to alleviate themselves of the problem by trading two prospects to the Miami Marlins for Adeiny Hechavarria and, finally, trading Tim to the Baltimore Orioles for a pitcher. Like a lion freed from the cages at the circus, Tim has been wreaking havoc. In eight games with the Baltimore Orioles, he’s batting .500/.515/.938 with three home runs, three doubles, and a triple. Now, there’s a lot of ugly to his game, as he strikes out 30% of the time and has a swinging strike rate of 16%. With that said, he’s moving to a better park for hitting and he’s been batting sixth in a potentially potent lineup. I’ve seen mention that JJ Hardy will supplant him when he returns. In best Nancy Kerrigan voice, Whhhhhhyyyyy?????Â Anyways, Beckham obviously isn’t going to continue hitting at the torrid pace that he’s on. There’s just too much swing and miss to his game. But there’s a ton of upside. TREASURE
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First things first: go grab Cameron Maybin; heâ€™s just been activated from the DL and is only 41% owned in RCLs at time of writing. More on him later.
Right, now that weâ€™ve got that out of the way, hereâ€™s some proper preambling. Unbelievably, we are somehow in mid-August. The evenings are dropping in earlier. Those cruel â€śback to schoolâ€ť ads are in full swing. And weâ€™re staring the 11 August trade deadline in the face â€” for the Razzball Commenter Leagues (RCLs), anyway. If you havenâ€™t yet dropped dead of attrition, itâ€™s time to go for it; time to take a long, hard look at categories where you still might catch up with competitors in your leagues. This week, Dr. Easy â€” my partner in fantasy baseball and other crimes â€” and I thought weâ€™d comb through the Razzball Season-to-Date Player Rater (STD PR) with a particular focus on the categories of runs and RBIs. I.e. (ooh! Sheâ€™s trotting out the Latin!), some surprisingly high scorers in these categories, whom you might target in trades (or off the waiver wire).
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It’s safe to say that Danny Salazar ($9,300) is back on his game, after striking out 12 batters in seven innings his last time out against the Yankees. Salazar’s numbers have been bonkers since returning from the DL, striking out 28 batters in 20 innings with a 1.35 ERA. The strikeouts should keep coming on Thursday against the Rays, who have the third-highest K-rate against righties at 25.0%. Other fantasy players may be scared off by Tampa’s strong-hitting lineup, but Salazar’s upside makes him a great contrarian play. He looks straight up untouchable, and I’ll be starting him in just about every lineup.
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Yesterday, Phils’ manager, Pete Macktheknife, said, “Everybody wants to see (Rhy Hoskins‘) bat but Tommy Joseph has done well enough where thereâ€™s enough games left for him to show even more improvement. Â Itâ€™s hard. You donâ€™t want to put Tommy Joseph on the bench so maybe (having Hoskins play outfield) is a way to do it.” Â Hey, quick question, anyone got a participation trophy for Joseph? Â Sounds like he could really use one! Â “I accept this participation trophy on behalf of all the players who are at positions where the club has a better prospect in the minors, but is too cheap to promote them. Â Especially to my runner-up, Shin-Soo, way to keep down Willie Calhoun!” Â A bunch of prospblockers, the lot of you! Â Don’t even get me started on the absolute craziness that you risk putting your top prospect in left field just to keep playing Tommy Joseph. Â Hoskins should be okay out there, but there’s a ton more risk with injuries in left field than standing on 1st. Â I grabbed Hoskins in all leagues. Â He was top 30 for Prospector Ralph’s top 100 fantasy baseball prospects, and might be the last big name to come up that can make a difference. Â For this year, I’d say Hoskins = Mark Reynolds with way fewer Ks. Â Long term, well, I won’t say Votto, but his OBP is insane for a kid. Â Scouts call players kids, did I sound like a scout? Â Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?