Go, go, go, go, go, go.  Go, Corey, it is your birthday.  We want to party like it is your birthday.  *dance like a white man that has on parachute pants*  We will sip Bacardi like it is your birthday.  And you know we do not give an expletive it is not your birthday.  I see Corey Kluber on my iPad and I want to kick him in the ass, but I still can’t make heads or tails of him.  “Mr. Kluber, why do you bring anguish to my potluck dinner?”  Justin Masterson had RSVP’d already with anguish!  Ugh, I really don’t know what to make of Kluber.  He’s hella risky and, yes, I still say hella.  After his start yesterday — 9 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 11 Ks — you obviously have to own him if he’s on your waivers.  The good news is his BABIP is obscenely unlucky (.353).  The bad news is his velocity is down.  He gets the Angels next and the Stream-o-Nator doesn’t like it and I’d be lying if I told you I had the utmost confidence in him.  In other words, own him, but it could be a rocky road without delicious marshmallows.  Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Carlos Santana – 1-for-4, 1 run and on the 22nd game of the season, God said let Carlos Santana have a hit.

Asdrubal Cabrera – 2-for-4, 2 RBIs, hitting .238 with one homer.  You think he’s ever had a teammate pull him aside and ask him, “On the fo’really, what the hell were you on when you hit all those homers in 2011?”

Jarrod Dyson – 2-for-3 and his 3rd steal.  He’ll be in this afternoon’s Buy/Sell, but you don’t need to wait around for that shizz if you need some sweet, sweet SAGNOF!

Erasmo Ramirez – Sent to High-A, which got Erasmo excited because he loves betting on the ponies, but when the Mariners re-pronounced where he was headed, he realized he wasn’t going to Hialeah Park.  Brandon Maurer will take his rotation spot for the time being with Hisashi’s dashi just about ready to uslurp it.

Brandon Kintzler – Activated from the DL.  Kintzler?  I hardly knew her!  Huh?  Kintzler had a strain in his rotator cuff, so I wouldn’t touch him until he shows something.  Said like Valerie Cherish, I didn’t need to see that!

Shin-Soo ChooRangers are hopeful that Choo can avoid the DL.  How sweet, they’re hopeful.  Is medicine now outlawed in Texas?

Michael Pineda – Suspended for 10 days for what he deemed was “doodie on the neck” and the “clubhouse guy should be locked up for not restocking our TP.  What is this Slumdog Millionaire?”

CC Sabathia – 6 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 8 Ks.  At one point, the umpires came out because a foreign substance was coming out of CC’s shirt, but he explained it was just his Weight Watchers 3-Point Trail Mix Bar.

Yangervis Solarte – 2-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs.  He’s cooled off a bit since his torrid start, but has still been doing enough to warrant a corner man flyer in most leagues.

Brian Roberts – 2-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI and a steal, while in front of him in the lineup was Brett Gardner who went 0-for-3 with four runs and 2 steals.  It’s still fair to say when two guys have eight runs and only six legit times on base (with 4 walks), it wasn’t the Sawx’s greatest hour when it came to defense.  Pahk yah cah in Hahvahd Yahd and get yah fahkin’ mitt on the grahnd!

Mark Teixeira – 1-for-3 and a solo homer.  When a team scores 14 runs, it’s almost like a solo homer is a ticker tease.

Felix Doubront – 2/3 IP, 3 ER.  I don’t blame Felix, I blame the coaches who haven’t told him he’s no longer working middle relief.

Shane Victorino – 1-for-5, 1 run as he was activated from the DL.  I don’t have high hopes Victorino stays on the field, which is ironic since he’s The Flyin’ Hawaiian.

Chase Headley – Left the game with a calf injury, the same thing that sidelined him for a month in March.  He looked frustrated coming off the field.  Now he knows how his fantasy owners feel.

Chris Denorfia – 2-for-5, 1 run.  Not exactly The Grande Dolor, but he has been hitting over .400 in the last week.

Jedd Gyorko – 1-for-5, 1 run and his 2nd steal in as many games.  Thankfully, the game only need to go 12 innings before Gyorko got his first hit.  Maybe today we can get one in the first nine innings.

Seth Smith – Left with a groin strain.  That thucks!

Jordan Zimmermann – 6 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 5 Ks.  Fun fact!  The extra N in his name stands for Nacogdoches.  You understand why he abbreviated it to n.

Danny Espinosa – 3-for-5, 1 run and his 2nd homer.  No need to ask, just pick him up.  You have my seal of approval.  That seal is mustache wax.

Adam LaRoche – 2-for-6 and his 4th homer.  All those childhood years trying to hit an eephus pitch in the backyard is paying off!

Joe Smith – The LA Times suggested that Captain Joe Smith would take over the Angels closer role.  Yeah, no kidding.  By the way, that’s the real LA Times, not the Orange County paper that changed its name to the Not Actually Los Angeles But Pretty Damn Close Times.

A.J. Griffin – Will get a second opinion on his elbow.  This is like when my grandfather got a second opinion on his blood pressure, four years after he had a stroke.  Griffin, your elbow’s been hurting for two months.  Now, you get a 2nd opinion?

Jim Johnson – The A’s manager Melvin said Johnson could see some saves again.   Too bad the A’s manager’s name isn’t Melville, then he could call Johnson Moby Dick.

Josh Donaldson – 3-for-4, 3 runs, 4 RBIs and his 5th and 6th homers.  I wonder if Donaldson’s son plays with Johnson’s son and if it’s at all confusing.

Yoenis Cespedes – 1-for-5, but left early aggravating his heel injury.  He cursed in Spanish at his “bottom foot area” and the heel got aggravated he didn’t know its name.  He wasn’t limping when he left, so prolly a day-to-day thing.

Scott Kazmir – 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 1.62.  You know a guy is going well when I’m not even sure if a 6 IP, 1 ER game took his ERA up or down from the previous game.  (It went up slightly; I checked.)

Colby Rasmus – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 4th homer.  A short schedule day equals one thing…A RASMUS HOME RUN.  When y’all resting, Rasmus restless’ing!  (Sounded better in my head.)

Drew Hutchison – 6 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 9 Ks.  Thanks to a short schedule day, I got to see him.  Doesn’t look overpowering, but people were swinging and missing, and that’s all that matters, right?  Well, that and drinking your milk, eating your vitamins and being a loyal Hulkamaniac.  Nothing in his peripherals are saying he should regress to oblivion — 11.4 K/9, 3.12 BB/9, 3.08 xFIP.  In fact, those are saying he’s a top 20 starter.  I wouldn’t go that far yet, and he will have some nasty matchups, but I’d absolutely look to add him in most mixed leagues.

Manny Machado – Could return next weekend.  Not bad since he originally said he wanted to be ready to start the year.  I guess he was using the Mayan calendar, which starts the year in May.

Jonathan Schoop – 1-for-4, 2 runs and his 2nd homer.  Will be interesting to see if he starts every day once Machado returns.  My guess is 5 out of 6 games a week, which, honestly, might be more than Machado in the early going.

David Lough – 3-for-4, 3 runs and 2 steals, hitting .191.  Good for speed, and not much else.  That’s the Lough down.

Nelson Cruz – 2-for-4, 2 runs, 2 RBIs.  Since I don’t own him anywhere, I wouldn’t mind if he got hurt today.  Make that happen, Fantasy Baseball Overlord.

Juan Uribe – 3-for-4, 2 RBIs and his 4th homer.  He rarely hits only one homer, so he’s a good bet to hit a few more in the next couple of days.  What does the Hitter-Tron say, “I want to make love to a carburetor.”  Oh-kay.

Carlos Ruiz – 3-for-3, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and hitting out of the two hole.  The legal prescription to Adderall he got might be making the difference.  Or at least it’s helping him follow an episode of Sherlock.

Dayan Viciedo – 3-for-4, 2 runs.  Doode’s straight fire right now.  He’s like Lenny Kravitz prior to everyone realizing he was Roxie Roker’s son and a joke.  He’s like Stalin when he was just a fiercely handsome man with a mustache that had no quit and before all that murdering millions shizz.  He’s The King Slayer with two hands.  Dayan needs to be owned while he’s seeing the strike zone through a prism of meatballs and fine badonkadonks.

Adam Dunn – 2-for-4, 2 runs and his 5th homer.  Guess what his batting average is right now?  Nope, higher.  Higher still.  Not .350!  Are you crazy?  He’s hitting .266.  Zoinks!

Tyler Flowers – 3-for-4, hitting .375.  Oh.  Huh?!  What is Robin Ventura feeding these guys?  Strike that, what is he feeding them from the leftovers that Dunn hasn’t eaten?

Jose Quintana – 6 IP, 3 ER, 7 baserunners, 3 Ks.  You look up a streamer pitching line in the dictionary and Quintana’s is what is shown.  Of course, it is a very specialized dictionary.

Gordon Beckham – 0-for-4, 3 Ks as he was activated from the DL.  Picking up right where he left off!

Miguel Cabrera – 2-for-4, 3 RBIs and in a different game Chris Colabello went 0-for-5.  No, universe!  Don’t make things right!

Rajai Davis – 3-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 2nd homer.  Sometimes the King of SAGNOF prefers to hit it long and jog the bases, saying, “Fee, fie, foe, this is dumb, where’s Jarrod Dyson with my grapes?”

Nick Castellanos – 2-for-4, 1 run, 1 RBI, hitting .263.  I swear to God, I looked at his year-to-date stats and yawned.  Don’t hate the yawner, hate the player.

Brian Dozier – 1-for-3, 2 runs and his 6th steal.  He’s having a month of April like Charlie Blackmon.  Kinda out of nowhere, kinda not, kinda cray cray.

Kurt Suzuki – 3-for-4, 1 run, 3 RBIs, hitting .310 on the year.  It’s like everyone the Twins put at catcher hits.  Too bad Mauer’s now at 1st.

Aaron Hicks – 1-for-3, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer, hitting .182.  That average is just due to a small sample size.  He’s more of a .168 hitter.

Matt Joyce – 2-for-3, 1 run, 1 RBI and his 1st steal.  I know I said this the other day, but it is so comical to me (which means not funny at all) that Joe Maddon removes his number three hitter in the middle of the game — every game! — when a new pitcher comes in.  Has any other team in the history of baseball platooned their number three hitter?  Maddon should have a nickname.  He’s like Morpheus from The Matrix, but sticking to much wackier theories.  I will call him Lessobvious.  “Lessobvious, you sure you want David DeJesus to DH?”  Lessobvious just waves his hand and DeJesus hits a homer.  Lessobvious!  “Are you sure you want to platoon Matt Joyce and Sean Rodriguez as your number three hitter?”  Lessobvious waves his hand.  Lessobvious!  “Is James Loney really a good enough hitter for a 1st baseman?”  Loney goes 2-for-5, 1 run, 2 RBIs and is hitting .301.  Lessobvious!

Erik Bedard – 4 IP, 4 ER vs. the Twins.  Seemed like a good matchup on paper, but that’s too obvious, Lessobvious’s kryptonite.

Mike Bolsinger – 6 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks.  More like Ballslinger!  *high-five self, shakes tush, pleased with self*  This was the first game where he appeared usable in NL-Only leagues and not like he should be called Bolsniffer.  The Stream-o-Nator doesn’t hate his next start, but it likes anyone vs. the Rockies whenever they’re on the road, so I’d leave him for NL-Only’ers.

Russell Martin – Hopes to return today.  He’s been battling lower body soreness.  Geez, Alyssa Milano, leave him alone!

Brandon Cumpton – 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 5 Ks.  If you streamed him for this start, nice ‘nads on you, now I’d start singing Straight Outtta Cumpton as you dropped him.

Tony Campana – 1-for-4, 1 run, 1 RBI and his 4th steal.  As I profossilized (Made Up Word of the Day!) yesterday, Campana will see more starts now that Trumbo is on the DL.  SAGNOF!

A.J. Pollock – Missed yesterday with a sore neck.  Someone yelled out in the clubhouse that they had pierogies and this Pollock turned his head too fast.

Justin Ruggiano – Will miss a month with a hamstring strain.  Surprised to hear Ruggiano didn’t have a cheesestring.

Edwin Jackson – 7 IP, 3 ER, 7 baserunners, 4 Ks, lowered his ERA to 5.02, which is a Bad Gateway Error message.

Anthony Rizzo – 1-for-4  and his 3rd homer.  HR to the Rizzo!

Pedro Strop – Rick Renteria said the Cubs don’t have a set closer, saying, “It’s organic.”  I’m guessing he means organic as in owning a Cubs closer is very costly to your bottom line and after you eat the $5.00 mango shipped from the Dominican, it still gives you the runs.

C.J. Edwards – Headed to Chicago to have his sore shoulder checked out.  Be cool if his doctor were Anthony Edwards.

Tony Cingrani – 6 IP, 1 ER, 8 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA down to 2.86.  You know, Cingrani doesn’t get enough respect from the Italian-American community.  Where are the I-trail-yins pumping up Cingrani to marry one of their mustachioed daughters?  Cingrani throws the ball faster than your IROC and has a better feel for balls than you do in your Sergio Tacchini track pants.

Jonathan Broxton – 1 IP, 0 ER, 4th save.  In related news, I have 7 closers on my RCL team and I dropped one of the three I drafted.  As my neck tattoo reads, SAGNOF ’til I die!

Lance Lynn – 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 6 baserunners, 9 Ks.  I wonder if anyone would hire a mohel named Lance.  Deep Thoughts with Grey Albright!

Krispie Young – 1-for-4 and his 1st homer.  He has around 160 games played in every month of the season, and he’s pretty consistent about his power and speed, but he does tend to get smoking hot, so if he’s out there, now would be the time to look at him.

Daisuke Matsuzaka – Got the one, two, three save yesterday because Farnsworth had worked the previous two days, and Terry Collins wanted to roll the Dice-K.  Farnsworth owners and True Blood fans alike wished his name were said Die-sookie.

Bobby Abreu – 1-for-3 as he started in right field for the Mets.  That gave the Mets an outfield of Young, Young, Old As F*ck.

 
  1. Tony Cingrani's Ego says:
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    miggy harper / longo crush davis your taking miggy harper correct?

  2. Jaret says:
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    Hold your tongue when speaking about Cruz. Ha I can’t have any of my players getting hurt.

    • Natty Boh says:
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      @Jaret: An O’s fan agrees. 14 years of losing, its kind of nice to enjoy baseball after April.

      • Principal Blackman says:
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        @Natty Boh: It’s still April.

  3. AL KOHOLIC says:
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    Tony Cingrani of the Reds started his career with 22 consecutive starts with not giving up more than 5 hits in a game. No one had done that in 100 years according to the Reds announcers. He had his string broken today when he gave up 6 hits to Pittsburgh in 6 innings but still was the winning pitcher.
    This bit of newa was from Bill(traveling willburys)

  4. amazing spider a's says:
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    Grey…. new to the site…lovin it! You look like the Eck in that pic…are you his kin? anyways, whats up w Kung Fu Panda?? drop him and pu Kyle Seager??

  5. costaricanchata says:
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    @ Grey :

    abreu line …. nice !

    also ,
    bumper crop of mangoes , down here .
    stay away from the d.r. fruit … everything they grow is injected with steroids .

    • Birdmann says:
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      @costaricanchata: send those mangos to my fantasy team I need the Homers.
      Seriously thanks for the heads up.

    • Jasen says:
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      @costaricanchata:
      Dominicans can’t afford steroids ?!?

  6. 2 Giant rings says:
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    Drop Erasmo in a deep 20 team league?

      • costaricanchata says:
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        @J-FOH:

        doesn’t matter .
        he lost his job .

    • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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      @2 Giant rings: if there’s anything resembling an actual decent starting pitcher in free agency then yes.

      • @Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: In a 20-team league it’s not a given, especially if there’s a lot of rooster space. But there’s got to be someone better. Who are some of your options?

  7. J-FOH says:
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    I’m starting to think Harper might be a second OF or a dare I say a Domonic Brown-esque over hyped turd

    • AdamH says:
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      @J-FOH: Doods 21 and already has 2 good seasons under his belt. Think he’s doing ok.

    • Gonzo_The_Great says:
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      I was actually typing something amazingly similar when I saw your comment. Have him and Myers as my “1-2 punch” in my primary league. Been fairly disappointed by their output so far.

      • James says:
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        @Gonzo_The_Great:

        Harper is following a relatively normal development curve for a future hall of famer so far. 21, has 2 good not great season. He still compares will to griffey and other hall of famers who got the call very young.

        The mistake is expecting him to take the step forward anytime before he turns 23. 23 is when a lot of the other guys made that jump. I fully expect 2 more years of .270-280 with 20-30 homers and 20 steals. Then at 23 to 25 he turns it on and becomes elite.

        Brown is a terrible comparison. Yes he was a top 5 prospect at one point, but he was also a late round draft pick, who had mediocre results, moving up he had one elite season, and was not called up right after. This gave reason to keep him as a prospect with a “knocking at the door” bump in value. Inflating his overall rankings many places. We see that every year in guys with “high floors”. Olt is another example of a guy who got a big bump for tearing up AA and AAA for a while before he got a look…. he was labeled as MLB ready instead of AAAA player. Back to Brown, toolsy guy, with more speed than power. The opposite of Harper who is power first with an elite hit tool. Wash out high end prospects normally flow with players with elite power/speed/ect but have a weak hit tool or batting eye (mostsuckass has a weak eye if you look under the hood at his advanced stats). Harper was also a top prospect at 18/19… Brown was already reaching the overage limit when he burst onto the scene in his early 20ies, and did not really get a taste until he was 25.

        Summary- harper may not be elite yet (and was likely over drafted this season), but he is still on a nice pace to become a first rounder in a few years. He does not deserve a bust label unless he does not take the big step until he is 25. Most do not take that step until 23, and ironically that will also be his 4th season.

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          @James:

          Well james what you are telling us is quite irrelevant i guess. We are fantasy baseball players. We are talking now, RIGHT NOW. We are not talking and guessing about what Harper could do or not do in 2, 3 or 5 years. We are talking today and today he is an over hyped kid that is getting drafted way to high for a prodution that you could get from guys selected in second or third round. You talk about 20-30 HR and 20 SB as worst case which is ridiculous if you ask me as he infact has been a 20 HR, 60 RBI and 80 Runs so far in the majors. Those are the facts. You can find this kind of production all over the place even deep into third and fourth round of drafts and probably even later. As example in a 10 team league, i drafted Bautista in the 4th and Bruce in the 6th and in the same league this Harper guy went off the board in the first. People are buying into something thats simply not been there.

          • J-FOH says:
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            @Moscowitz: you pick that fro and throw it down Moscowitz

            • Moscowitz says:
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              @J-FOH:

              You gotta love that pal. Cardinals Fan, Reggie Smiths Afro …thats nostalgic to its true meaning and i have a soft spot for baseball nostalgia :)

        • J-FOH says:
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          @James: thanks for informing me of my mistakes but I don’t expect Harper to be on the track of regular prospects, I’m expecting elite, just like many other experts out there…. and by the way Olt never “teared” up AAA, his best season was in AA in 2012 and in AAA hit 11 bombs with a .213 average, nothing to write home about especially when he’s in the PCL

  8. Leeroy Jenkins says:
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    Lol @ the young, young, old as f***. Props are due dude.

  9. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    name best 2 to replace brad miller with
    solarte (lots of positions too)/espinosa/dj/callaspo/scooter

  10. Matt says:
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    Who to replace Trumbo in OF
    Eric young Jr
    Dyson
    Aoki
    Vicieido

    Have decent power numbers still prob need some speed / avg

  11. stoopid says:
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    In need of SAGNOF. 10 team 5×5 Roto, 7 Keepers

    Was offered R.Davis & R.Soriano for H.Bailey

    Bailey is my #3 behind Kershaw & Scherzer. Liriano, Kuroda, Ventura, Gee, Volquez, & Mejia fill out the rest of my staff.

    RP’s are Broxton, Street, & Reed.

    I’d be dropping either Denorfia or Kouzmanoff.

    Farnsworth is on waivers and I’m debating putting a claim in on him.

    • costaricanchata says:
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      @stoopid:

      yep .
      and drop kouz .

  12. Matt says:
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    Who to replace Trumbo in OF
    Eric young Jr
    Dyson
    Aoki
    Vicieido
    Yelich

    Have decent power numbers still prob need some speed / avg

  13. SeantheFool says:
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    That Lessobvious joke just made my day!

  14. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    the broxton and krispie blurbs seem to indicate you were on something when you wrote this.

  15. Leifer maddness says:
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    so bogarts and khris davis were dropped in my league, are either worth a wavier claim. im in the 6 spot so idk who should have more prority. just lost trumbo please help!!!

  16. Anthony says:
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    Grey, you we high on Anibal Sanchez ranking him at #12 in your rankings. He was dropped in my league and I just picked him up. Just wondering what your thoughts are on him the rest of the season since I don’t know much about him, do you still consider him as an ace? Thanks man.

    • AdamH says:
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      @Anthony: He really hasn’t done anything yet to fall from that spot.

    • BTD says:
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      @Anthony: Pick him up NOW!

      • Mickspike says:
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        @BTD: What he said. Find someone to drop for Anibal before you finish reading th-

        • Mickspike says:
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          @Anthony: Sorry, meant to reply to original poster. n00b error.

  17. Steve says:
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    Do I drop Springer for Viciedo?
    Thanks!

    • @Steve: Viciedo has plenty of flaws. Unless you really need to start him I’d hold onto Springer a bit longer, on my bench, to see if he can get attuned to the pitching he’s seeing. His potential is much, much higher than Viciedo’s.

  18. Bringdaruckus says:
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    Am I crazy for wanting to drop Gyorko for Espinosa in my 10 team mixed? If Gyorko gets hot I think I’ll be able to pick him back up. What say you?

    • @Bringdaruckus: It’s tempting. In a ten-teamer you can’t have much dead weight on your roster … if you do it, keep an eye on Gyorko and pick him up at the first sign of life. If you lose him after he heats up and Espinosa goes back to 2013 form you’ll really regret it.

    • TheEvilEmpire says:
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      @Bringdaruckus: I’m in the same boat but am going to hold on Gyorko.

  19. Fister Furbush says:
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    Who do you like more in their next start?

    Kazmir vs Tex(Perez)

    Perez vs Oak (Kazmir)

    Decisions decisions…SOM please be right!

  20. Em says:
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    I want to pick up broxton, who should I drop Ciscek or Santos?

    • The Thumb says:
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      @Em: santos

      • AdamH says:
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        @The Thumb: Neither?

    • Jeff in Southern Indiana says:
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      @Em: Isn’t Chapman up and throwing and a couple weeks away?

    • BTD says:
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      @Em: Santos.

  21. Losing Power... says:
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    Sa lost Trumbo for awhile..Morse, LaRoach, Howard, Frazier, or Colabello with that sweet 1st/OF eligibility? head to head.

  22. ChiliCheeseConey says:
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    Would you bench any of these SP today?

    1. Kuroda at home vs. LAA
    2. Porcello @MIN
    3. G-Cole @ STL
    4. Wheeler at home vs. MIA

    Thanks, Grey!

    • ChiliCheeseConey says:
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      @Grey: Its a 14 Team 5×5 standard Rotisserie

  23. Mrs. Featherbottom says:
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    “Through a prism of meatballs and fine badonkadonks”. Nice!

  24. scottsteelers says:
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    Man Springer is really pissing me off. In my keeper league I was offered Gregory polanco (19th rd keeper next year) for springer (14th rd next year) any thoughts?

    • @scottsteelers: Grey may answer differently, but I’m excited about Polanco and like that he costs less. I’d make the trade.

    • BTD says:
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      @scottsteelers: I’d do it. Polanco will be in a better offense than Springer (read probably more R/RBI opportunities).

    • Ra'zball Al Ghul says:
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      @scottsteelers: agreed on Polanco, he doesn’t have the approach and K issues that Springer has, and is younger. Springer will be a bust, Polanco could be a top-50 player

  25. Tigres says:
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    Streamed in Hutch yesterday and had dropped him before the game even began – will prob pick him back up, if he clears waivers. I’m a bit concerned how he’ll fare when facing teams for a second time – but the numbers so far look great.

    Kluber’s FIP is 2.55 and xFIP 3.15. Kust cayin’

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      @Tigres: Yeah, his velocity is a bit off though

  26. neogonzo_mourning says:
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    YOUNG YOUNG OLD AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  27. SpecialFNK says:
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    12 team, yahoo, roto, 5×5.

    give- Yu Darvish, Todd Frazier, Nick Swisher.
    get- Yasiel Puig, Jonathan Papelbon, Chase Headley.

    MY TEAM.
    CA- Rosario. 1B- Abreu. 2B- Pedroia. 3B- Encarnacion. SS- Andrus. CI- Frazier. MI- Rollins.
    OF- Bruce. OF- Gardner. OF- Swisher. OF- Viciedo. OF- De Aza. UT- IDavis.
    BN- Parra, Gillaspie, Reddick, Taveras. NA- Morales.
    SP- Darvish. SP- Hamels. RP- Nathan. RP- Fields.
    P- Allen. P- Farquhar. P- Shields. P- ESantana.
    BN- Cashner, Ross, Kennedy. DL- Janssen. BN- Crain.

    I get the guys I want in Puig and Papelbon. then basically swapping Swisher and Headley. is worth taking the injured Headley over struggling Swisher?

  28. Salazar’s been dropped in a 15-team roto league with a limited becnh space. I’m OK on innings, so I can wait a bit before needing to start him.

    Right now, my worst SP is probably Wily Peralta. Would you dudes drop Peralta to stash Salazar? Smyly, Volquez & Skaggs are also available so I could grab one of them instead.

      • @Grey: I’m in the opposite situation with Salazar on my roster and Peralta on waivers. Would you drop S to get P? Or if the “hold” comments because you’re expecting more or less the same from them over the whole season?

        • Grey

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          I’d prolly hold

  29. Wilsonian says:
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    Hang on to Dozier or pickup Espinosa?

    I want Kluber, but can’t find a spot for him. Drop Salazar or Lindstrom for him?

    • Ra'zball Al Ghul says:
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      @Wilsonian: Hold Dozier

      • Wilsonian says:
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        @Ra’zball Al Ghul: I shall hold him close to me for the time being.

        • Ra'zball Al Ghul says:
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          @Wilsonian: Cuddle him, thank him

  30. Brendan says:
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    would you drop George Springer for Adam Dunn, Danny Espinosa, Duda, Markakis or Smoak? Points league where K’s at -1

    Thank you and your great mustache.

    • Fungazi says:
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      @Brendan: Wow, I hope the guy with Springer in my league gives up on him this quick

      • Natty Boh says:
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        @Fungazi: Agreed.

  31. brian says:
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    I’m getting Harper/panda/hamels giving up Bruce /Matt carpenter/Steve chisek

  32. D-Murda says:
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    Stashing Archie & Bauer … drop 1/both for either Niese/Gee … ? Thx Grey-stoke …

  33. booya says:
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    Would you take Carl Crawford over Ozuna or Rajai?

    Thanks

  34. Lob Ball says:
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    Walker, Espinosa, or Scooter for Runs and Ave? Have a great weekend.