Hard-Core RCL Smack
Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
Hey, has anyone heard from IowaCubs since Iowa came down with a bad flood? Has he been changing his lineup in your RCL league?
Grey Albright
http://razzball.com
If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
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Thanks!
http://razzball.com
If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.
Thanks!
Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
Awww... You just made me blush. I bet you thought I was all wet and you wanted to give me a towel and a squeegie. (both hands on cheeks, head tilted toward the side) 
No... I live in a relatively high part of Des Moines. The part that was flooded was near the river, though my commute to work is a whole 5 minutes longer than it used to be, which gives me more time to relax to my Hunter S. Thompson books on CD in the car. (the books come with a free year's sample of horse tranquilizers, btw). Yesterday, I took off the afternoon to watch Felix Pie go crazy with that thing he do with his bat at an Iowa Cubs game and set my roster from the game. Pie looked good. Not good enough to add until next year, but as a Cubs fan, it made me believe that they'll at least get a good trading chip for him this year.
In the past few days, I've made a trade, changed my roster to include a shitty outing by Manny Corpas (who is on my team for some reason), and offered trades to people that got back rejection responses such as "LOLOLOL" and "YOU'RE F**** CRAZY" and "EVEN YOUR TRADE OFFERS ARE FLOODED, IOWA!!!" What kindness and compassion!
No... I live in a relatively high part of Des Moines. The part that was flooded was near the river, though my commute to work is a whole 5 minutes longer than it used to be, which gives me more time to relax to my Hunter S. Thompson books on CD in the car. (the books come with a free year's sample of horse tranquilizers, btw). Yesterday, I took off the afternoon to watch Felix Pie go crazy with that thing he do with his bat at an Iowa Cubs game and set my roster from the game. Pie looked good. Not good enough to add until next year, but as a Cubs fan, it made me believe that they'll at least get a good trading chip for him this year.
In the past few days, I've made a trade, changed my roster to include a shitty outing by Manny Corpas (who is on my team for some reason), and offered trades to people that got back rejection responses such as "LOLOLOL" and "YOU'RE F**** CRAZY" and "EVEN YOUR TRADE OFFERS ARE FLOODED, IOWA!!!" What kindness and compassion!
14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
Colon got reamed tonight.
Colon was an enema of the people.
Colon was half the man he usually is: He was Semi-Colon.
On the upside, he was the only guy on the field swinging harder than Dustin Pedroia.
Stop. Stop right now. Semi-Colon, or ";" as we sometimes call him on this site. I believe that BVV just earned himself a glossary submission.
14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
The Schmohawks pulled Marcus Thames off the waiver wire and he rewarded The Schmoes with two opening day dingers. Woohoo!! We're gonna ride this POS into the ground.
The Schmohawks - a team with many schmos and few hawks (stolen from our fearless leader, Grey)
Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
Hey look -- Water is underneath Iowa.
Iowa -- Good to hear you're okay.
Water -- Trade Thames to Iowa for his first rounder. Tell him I said it was a good move for him.
Iowa -- Good to hear you're okay.
Water -- Trade Thames to Iowa for his first rounder. Tell him I said it was a good move for him.
Grey Albright
http://razzball.com
If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.
Thanks!
http://razzball.com
If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.
Thanks!
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Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
Iowa was saved from the flood by the fiery-haired Matty Murton just before he was called up. Iowa's tears caused the waters to rise. The second coming was here.
Johnny Ringo: All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it.
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Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
THUNDER MATT!
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14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
Wow. You either have waaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands or you have crossed beyond the line of die-hard fan and entered the realm of mental illness.
Holy freakin' christ dude. I can't believe my eyes.
Holy freakin' christ dude. I can't believe my eyes.
Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
There's a guy over at bleedcubbieblue.com who does these. You should see the one with Soto riding a horse through flames...
14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS
Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA
Active Pitchers
Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
Mujica, Edward(RP) STL
Burnett, A.J.(SP) PIT
Samardzija, Jeff(SP) CHC
Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack
There's a guy over at bleedcubbieblue.com who does these. You should see the one with Soto riding a horse through flames...
. . . And he goes by IowaCubs, right? Its ok, you can tell us. We won't judge.
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