Get it? Get it? His first name is Robert!
Seriously though, folks, here's Ryan's line from today: 0.2 IP, 2 H, 3 ER, 0 SO. His ERA now stands at 21.60 on the season. An admittedly short one for him, consisting of a mere two relief appearances, but, hey, handcuff time? I'm dropping one of my scrubbier starting pitchers for Downs, who surely at least more face than Robert, who currently looks something like one of Hannibal Lecter's victims! Talk about SAGNOF!
In other news, I can barely contain my excitement for the fellatio- and trisomy 21-related jokes that we can surely expect if/when Ryan/Downs struggle with closing games.
In other other news, this is the picture that shows up when you wikipedia trisomy 21.
Steals/Saves Ain't Got No Face. Closers and speed talk. Which MRs are moving in? Which schmohawk speedster is getting steals at MI?
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Yeah, gotta grab Downs.
If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.
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