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Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:51 pm
by BigFatHippo
HaHaHa

The Second Coming indeed.

That is truly magnificent dude. Is that Grey's Unihorn?

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:50 pm
by Grey
Holy eff, that's the best thing I've ever seen.

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:55 pm
by BigFatHippo
As if on cue

Scotty K promptly struck him out.

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:28 pm
by p0rk burn
See you later, 1st round pick. Hurry back soon.

Anybody got a Murton I could borrow?

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:31 pm
by BaronVonVulturewins
Uh, I'm glad you didn't drown and all, but can we get back to our regularly scheduled smack?

As in: YOUR TEAMS ALL SUCK.

And: O-Cab, for the win.

And: Ian Snell, you shit on my house. YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE. No, I don't have him in this league. I have him in a different league. The League of Tears.

Also: Hey, Huckleberries -- make sure you leave Jon Lester on your bench tonight against the Phils. Oh, wait -- you did. Because I guess BEATING CANCER and then THROWING A NO-HITTER isn't enough for a guy to prove himself to you.

You heartless b*st*rd.

In conclusion: My team of meaty lumberjacks have bludgeoned three jacks tonight already, one each from Prince, El Caballo, and Jesus H O-Cab.

Expect more of the same, pantywaists. You have been warned.

Okay, you can all start, like, hugging each other again.

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:46 pm
by KarlJ
That's pretty funny about Lester but at least Huckleberry had the foresight to bench Hudson and Snell.
- I don't have stat tracker but I think I have at least 4 jacks ( 2 from the Hebrew Hammer, 1 from Uggla, 1 from Huff)
I am pissed that all of my SP's pitched on Sunday. It seems like every day this week I will not have any pitchers going

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:37 am
by Doc Holliday
Shoulda benched friggin Webb!

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:02 am
by BaronVonVulturewins
This thread is for trash talking, Doc. Not regrets. Never regrets.

You can rectify the situation by trading me Webb for Ollie Perez. Seriously, Ollie's about to go on a roll, I can feel it. This is the season he finally turns out around!*

I see too that you've got a challenger in Fantasy 4x100 Relay: IowaCubs, now fielding an OF of Ellsbury (yay!), McLouth (okay!) and Michael Bourn (bluurgggghh). Let the race begin!

*This statement has not been verified by any official body or authority.

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:17 am
by BigFatHippo
Feel free to start bashing my outfield again when you read this player note on Willingham.

"Josh Willingham made his first rehab appearance over the weekend, starting in laugh field and going 0-for-2 with a walk."

Seriously "laugh field". You guys don't even have to start the smack with my OF, STATS does it for you.

Re: Hard-Core RCL Smack

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:08 am
by IowaCubs
Second to last is for suckers. Meanwhile, I just had a Sonofabench last night.

Hooray for Matt Stairs! I'm such a worthless former-Cubs romantic.

And I totally disagree... this post is totally for regrets, such as being over ONE HUNDRED POINTS BEHIND!!!