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Postby WietersNeverProsper » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:57 pm

For someone that shouldn't be, but is on a tremendous hot streak that should end shorty, but doesn't. player "x" gets really hot (or "hard" for the sake of the glossary term), and you keep expecting it to end, but it doesn't. He stays hot (Or "hard") much, much longer than he should. And you know the commercial says you should call a doctor if an erection lasts longer than four hours, but you say "f that, this is too much fun". Even though, in the back of your mind, you know something awful is going to happen, you continue to enjoy it. Eventually however, you are going to have to go to the ER to get a giant needle stuck in your Wang. And that's not fun for anyone.

In a sentence : "Livan Hernandez is 4-0 with a .81 ERA, i know its probably Priapism, but i'm not dropping him"

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Re: Priapism

Postby Grey » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:50 pm

It's not quite funny enough for me, but I'll run it by Rudy....
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Re: Priapism

Postby CarlosZ has slurpees » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:57 pm

ha, that's too involved i think, but your pitch cracked me up. if describing an erection lasts more than 100 words, you should probably also call a doctor.

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