Need help with a term

[Jeagle]

So im still fuming over granderson after drafting the guy in every year last year to be my top OF and getting nothing out of him. Of course this year i avoid him like the plague and he sets the entire world on fire.

I was thinking of a term for a guy that burned you all of last year only to come into next year, to kick your dog, give you a swirly and pee on your expensive rug while setting the world on fire.

See Granderson, Ellsbury, Shields

[Lucc]

Did same with Asdrubal, Masterson. Early round picks in 11 player keeper league last year, then avoided them this year and Bam. Not sure of the term but I feel the pain.

[Oregon Nut Cups]

So im still fuming over granderson after drafting the guy in every year last year to be my top OF and getting nothing out of him. Of course this year i avoid him like the plague and he sets the entire world on fire.

I was thinking of a term for a guy that burned you all of last year only to come into next year, to kick your dog, give you a swirly and pee on your expensive rug while setting the world on fire.

See Granderson, Ellsbury, Shields

Man, I hate when they pee on your rug. Especially when it ties the room together

There should be a phrase, but I only have Big Lebowski references. Sorry.

[Zwei]

I'm thinking something along the lines of the virgin ex-girlfriend. Bitch wouldn't put out when you were dating so you dump her, only to have her instantly bang the next guy to come along.

[Oregon Nut Cups]

I like that line of thinking, but what do you call it? I've drafted Kelly Johnson TWICE now on down years (2009/2011). He really hurt me in 2009, only to turn around and drop that nice line last year. Makes me think of Euro-trip and Matt Damon's best role since Good Will Hunting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE