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way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:36 am
by bsa
So my wife and I have a third baby on the way, actually any day now, and have no names. We don't know what we are having and our last name is Armstrong. Any ideas out there in Man Town? (Pardon me if there are any female Razzers here)

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:52 am
by Grey
Neil? Lance? Grey?

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:02 am
by IowaCubs
I'd have to go with Hack, Honus or Yoshimi.

Funny you just posted this. My wife and I are expecting our third as well (due in February). We already have twin boys who are almost two. One of them is going to be a catcher in the major leagues, while the other one we're pretty sure is gay (I'm actually proud of this fact... I didn't know I had it in me).

It's shockingly funny how many babies are conceived during fantasy baseball season. My best friend and fantasy baseball nemesis is also expecting. If your wife is like my wife, she's probably bribing you with sex just to pull you away from Baseball Tonight.

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:04 am
by Grey
Oohhh.... Yoshimi is a good one.

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:09 am
by IowaCubs
Oohhh.... Yoshimi is a good one.
The Flaming Lips were just in Des Moines on the 4th. She knows that it's demanding to defeat those evil machines.

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:17 am
by bsa
My wife has been pretty pissed lately, something about two girls running around, being in the final month, and I stay up late (watching baseball) while telling her I have to work on my Masters (which was done fo rthe night at 9 o'clock.) Shit Iowa twin two year old BOYS with another on the way in the coming months. I'm probably working on a softball team.

Yoshimi Armstrong is too many bubbles to fill out on standardized tests when the kid gets to school.

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:24 am
by peter
I always liked the name Miles. But I also like the sound of Lance Berkman Armstrong.

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:37 am
by Grey
Wow, they get The Flaming Lips in Iowa? You guys are more forward than I would've imagined. Did Kenny Loggins open for them? Wait a second--

Loggins Armstrong. Wow. That's good.

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:48 am
by IowaCubs
Gallagher. Go with Gallagher.

Re: way off baseball, but why not?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:49 am
by Grey
Or Durham. Another great name.