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Yo mama so fat

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:48 am
by OaktownSteve
she can only play seek.

Re: Yo mama so fat

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:42 pm
by Grey
When you cut her, she bleeds gravy.

Re: Yo mama so fat

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:53 pm
by bookiebob
when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.

she's on both sides of the family.

Re: Yo mama so fat

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:58 pm
by Grey
She wore a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her.

Re: Yo mama so fat

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:18 pm
by OaktownSteve
she put on white dress, buncha cars parked behind her waitin for the movie to start

Re: Yo mama so fat

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:38 am
by Bourne
in her high school year book she was on pages 16, 17, AND 18.

Re: Yo mama so fat

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:40 am
by ChrisV82
Yo' mama SO fat, she has developed type 2 diabetes. BURN!

Re: Yo mama so fat

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:51 pm
by Bourne
She rides around in TWO hover-rounds

she changes the tides

she was given her own zip code.

she won biggest loser two years in a row and is up for a 3peat

McDonald's opened a franchise in her kitchen.

merrian-Webster had to make a new word because fat wasn't big enough word to describe her.

every time she farts an angel dies.

every time she farts a species goes extinct.

Her fat rolls draw spelunking expeditions.

She was offered a roll to star in Blob 3d

Hydroxicut used her in before pictures.