Holy hell, itâs July already, cue the fireworks. Roll the stock footage of Bill Pullman from Independence Day, except make it sound cool with a nice fantasy touch, âThis week we celebrate our wins above replacement day!â This weekâs list is littered with crafty lefties and dudes who wear pseudo-athletic glasses, which are also cool for squash. The season is getting interesting and I canât wait for the first shoe to drop in the trade market. Why that expression makes any sense is beyond me, because shoes are supposed to be on the ground anyways so why would we wait for them to drop? Any the who! Good luck on this weekâs fantasy endeavors, and donât eat too many hot dogs. (Please keep in mind the pitchers and matchups change.)
One Start Options:
Vance Worley (@Fla vs. Nolasco, Atl vs. Lowe) Itâs been years since a Vance had fantasy value, Law in â88 is the best I can think of. Before that it was Cousin Vance on the crappy Dukes of Hazzard years. Been effectively lucky, BBâs will be his only downfall.
Paul Maholm (Hou vs. Myers, CHC vs. Zambrano) Loves the perks at PNC, home ERA just over a deuce. Put the win/loss record aside and look deeper. I just wish the âBurgh had money to make a splash, because to me they are just on the cusp and need a big bat.
Chris Capuano (@LAD vs. Lilly, @SF vs. Lincecum) Another Met pitcher, another HR magnet. Pitched decent in May even better in June, it’s now July so I guess it’s either Vegas or bust.
Clayton Richard (@SF vs. Lincecum, @LAD vs. Lilly) Itâs hodgepodge on opposite day. The epitome of a whiptard. Usually shows up every other week for a start that you shouldnât have sonavabenched.
Charlie Furbush (@Ana vs. Pineiro, @KC vs. Hochevar) Top 5 all time names in sports. Detroit need to infuse some potential into there starting rotation. Averages over a K /inning in the minors. Dudley Dawson said it best, âWeâve got bush!â
Brian Duensing (TB vs. Price, @CHW vs. Buerhle) Pitches just well enough to keep himself on this post. Nothing that jumps out and says âHey, you’re fantasy worthy,â and Iâm here to say you’re correct. Typical low end 2 start worthy guy who flounders on wire.
Joel Pineiro (Det vs. Furbush, Sea vs. Hernandez) Look up. You see what I wrote for Duensing? Okay, do the same with Joel but read it right handed.
Chris Volstad (Phi vs. Hamels, Hou vs. Rodriquez) Heâs a groundball wizard. Gets himself into trouble when he tries to K too many. ERA lower by a run a half at home, unfortunately the Marlins just plain stink.
Brett Cecil (@Bos vs. Lester, @Cle vs. Carrasco) Went to the minors to build up arm strength. Translation to fantasy:Â he was awful and not hurt. Potential is there to be decent, better to get in on the bottom floor for free, just needs to build quality innings.