People obsess over what to call their fantasy baseball team. And, I must say, time well spent! Please take a look at the list; itâ€™s ridiculously wonderful. My favorite team names from the list include, Funky Cold Mussina and Hip-Hop Jorge, but I have fond memories of early ’90s rap. My additions (in no particular order, although, technically, it is in an order):
The Neil Diamondbacks
Luis Poloniaâ€™s Home For Wayward Teens
Descarte Before The Horse (this might only work for a philosophersâ€™ pickup game)
Four Baggers And Beer Goggles
Urbina Just Poured Gasoline On Your Title Hopes
Joe Torreabla Is My Hybrid
Howâ€™s The View From Not First?
Tracy Sheckle is a Whore (If you knew her, you would get it. All of it. But I digress.)
Steal This Team!
In Soviet Russia Fantasy Baseball Plays You
Covet Thy Neighborâ€™s Middle Reliever
Moises Alouâ€™s Pee-Stained Hands
Prince Fielder and Umagaâ€™s Hoagie Shop
Mitt Happens (not the Republican Mormon)
System of the Scott Downs
Alfonsecaâ€™s Four-Fingered Salute
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