*fumbles with an envelope, Hillary Swank stands next to me, watching on, embarrassed for me*¬† And the Teoscar goes to…Teoscar Hernandez!¬† Hillary Swank leans into the microphone, “Well, he was the only one nominated.”¬† Ugh, totally unnecessary Swank!¬† I should’ve pointed out how she was checking out Hugh Jackman’s wife the entire time on stage.¬† I picked up Teoscar before yesterday’s game for the runs because he was leading off, I never expected such a windfall of gorge.¬† He went 2-for-5, 4 RBIs with his 6th and 7th homer in only his 73rd at-bat.¬† That’s 20 hits total for him, with seven going gonzo.¬† This is better than Million Dollar Baby!¬† Yeah, I hope Hillary Swank’s Google alerts are going bizzonkers today.¬† Not ready to announce my love for Teoscar for next year, I am more of an IFP Spirit Awards guy, but you have to grab Teoscar for these final days.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
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I am a winner who’s probably gonna win again.¬† Giancarlo, forgive me!¬† Giancarlo, forgive me!¬† So many swings I don’t understand.¬† Sometimes I need to stream Tommy Milone.¬† Mitch don’t kill my vibe!¬† Mitch don’t kill my vibe!¬† I can feel your energy while Judge hits homers two planets away.¬† I got my drink, I got my music.¬† I would share it, but today I’m yelling.¬† Mitch don’t kill my vibe!¬† Mitch don’t kill my vibe! (repeat 2x)¬† Yesterday, Mitch Haniger¬†(2-for-4, 3 RBIs) hit his 15th and 16th homers, and now has 4 homers in the last nine games.¬† He even has a steal, and his run game got the whole world talkin’.¬† King Kunta.¬† Oops, wrong Kendrick Lamar song.¬† If you need help this final week, grab this *itch.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let’s see, all rise for the Judge.¬† Can I get a witness for Judge?¬† Judge, jury and executioner of fastballs.¬† This is one Judge who should never see the bench.¬† There’s a ten from the East German for Judge!¬† Well, you can be the Judge of that, not really tho.¬† You can Judge a book by how hard he knocks the cover off the ball.¬† And, of course, five minutes to Judge Mollywhopper.¬† All right, all right, enough.¬† Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with his 47th and 48th homer, as he hits .281.¬† I don’t want to have to bring out the caps, but he’s a ROOKIE.¬† *inserts meme of white guy blinking*¬† He has the rookie record for walks, within one of the rookie record for home runs and the first player with 200 Ks and a .262+ average in baseball history.¬† I looked through the last 120 years of baseball for a comparable year, and I found Mike Schmidt’s best year and a not-yet-white Sammy Sosa.¬† So, a Phillie hero and vitiligo.¬† In the 2nd half, Judge ‘only’ has 18 homers, and increased his K-rate to 32.9% from 29.8, only hitting .213.¬† In 2018, there’s going to be huge risk and reward when drafting Judge.¬† I’d be shocked if he falls further than the top 15 overall, so you’re gonna have to gamble that he won’t hit 40 HRs with a .240, and be essentially Khris Davis.¬† Either way, it’s gonna be tough to Judge.¬† Ugh.¬†¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Erasmo Ramirez¬†was masterful Friday night in what was one of his best starts of the season going eight strong innings against the we-don’t-lose Windians, allowing just three hits, one earned run and striking out a season high 10 batters. Erasmowing down hitters? ErasMo Innings, Mo Strikeouts? ErasMost definitely more comfortable in Seattle than in Tampa? Ugh, I know. Headlines are hard you guys, I ran out of steam about three weeks ago and I’m sorry but that’s the best I’m going to do. However you headline it, after being wang-jangled around the Rays pitching staff, from starting rotation to bullpen and back again, Ramirez has settled nicely into the starting pitching job he deserves since being acquired by his old team, the Seattle Mariners, in July. He holds a respectable 3.79 ERA in 10 starts with the M’s since, but it’s the 52/13 K/BB ratio that really raises my eyebrow, Dwayne Johnson. If we remove a hiccup he encountered with a rough start in Houston, Erasmo has three quality starts in September with a 22/4 K/BB ratio. Yes, more please! He gets to finish his season strong with a favorable start next week in Oakland, and outside of the obligatory Matt Olson home run, I could see him pitching a successful outing there. At about 10% owned, Ramirez is a streaming option readily available in most fantasy leagues if you’re looking for an easy win to push you over the edge. And if you’ve been out of contention for weeks and are still reading this, first, Ramirez could be a decent late-late round sleeper to consider for 2018, and second, thanks for sticking with us and not jumping ship to fantasy football coverage (which you can check out here). You guys are the true Razzball MVPs. Except of course for the writing staff, obviously, they the real MVPs, especially me.
Here’s what else I saw in fantasy baseball Friday night:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday,¬†Gabriel Ynoa¬†threw a gem, 8 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 3 Ks, ERA at 3.41 in just under 32 IP.¬† His name is pronounced EE-know-a.¬† As they say, the more you EE-know-a.¬† Ynoa was only at 94 pitches, so don’t you let Ynoa try for the complete game?¬† I mean, Ynot?¬† He looks like a number five starter, though on the Orioles that likely means a number three starter.¬† He can touch mid-90’s with his fastball, but he’s missing a decent breaking ball and tends to get beat up by lefties, like Fox News.¬† Though, better things may await him because the Mets traded him away.¬† He will likely come up a little short of the Mets’ all-time worst trade of Nolan Ryan, and even their 2nd worst trade of¬†Amos Otis to the Royals for a prospect with a giant baseball head.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
You know how they say think about baseball to make sex last longer?¬† Okay, so I was thinking, to make the baseball season last longer do we think about baseball?¬† Maybe we think about sex.¬† This is a riddle for the Sphinx!¬† I saw Chris Sale struck out his 300th batter of the season, and I got a pit in my stomach.¬† I mean, I know the season’s quickly approaching its French end title, “Fin,” but it still bums me out like a mid-20’s Evan Gattis.¬† Yesterday, Chris Sale went 8 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 13 Ks, lowering his ERA to 2.75.¬† He became the first Red Sox player to record 300 Ks in a season since Pedro Martinez in 1999.¬† And Pedro had his good luck charm, little person, Nelson de la Rosa!¬† Well, I guess Sale does have Pedroia.¬† You look at Sale’s peripherals and you kinda wanna drool — 12.9 K/9, 1.8 BB/9, 2.62 xFIP, and averaging 94 MPH on his fastball.¬† His K-rate is the third best for a starter since 1900.¬† Okay, so maybe Kluber doesn’t win the Cy Young.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Who loves irony?¬† Did you just answer your mom?¬† I said irony, not ironing.¬† As the British will tell you, irony is not a well-pressed shirt.¬† Though, now that I think about it, if I had a well-pressed shirt, and I said, “This thing is real irony,” I wouldn’t be wrong because I was saying it.¬† Any hoo!¬† The irony I speak of is Alex Gordon hitting the major leagues’ record 5,694th home run on the year, while there was less offense around the league last night than I could remember in some time.¬† Granted, from around September 11th to 14th is a bit of a blur.¬† A true highlight (building shizz up now!) was Kevin Gausman and his dismantling of the Sawx (really overselling) with the line 8 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 4.61.¬† This year, like a case of lice, Gausman is a real head scratcher.¬† Looking at his perfs (kids say this; think it’s short for perfumes), Gausman is having a garbage year.¬† Velocity is there, so doubt it’s a hidden injury.¬† The walks are way up, Ks are down, and the culprit appears to be his fastball.¬† Went from a near-10 in pitch value on his speed ball to a negative.¬† FS shouldn’t abbreviate fastball, it should be for “F**k’s sake.”¬† The good news is this sounds like a mechanics problem, and might’ve been fixed already.¬† Thanks, Pep Boys!¬† His 1st half vs. 2nd half:¬† 5.85 ERA vs. 3.44; 7.7 K/9 vs. 9.6 K/9; 4 BB/9 vs. 3.2.¬† Yeah, sadly enough, it’s going to be hard to avoid him in 2018 again.¬† Now, that’s real irony (no, it’s not).¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, Dee Gordon went 4-for-6, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and stole his 55th base.¬† Mean’s while, his teammate and my crush-bae, Giancarlo Stanton went 2-for-5, 3 runs, 4 RBIs and hit his 55th homer.¬† According to Elias Sports Bureau, the last time two teammates hit their 55th homer and stole their 55th base in the same game was Jimmie Foxx and Sugar Cain in 1932.¬† Though, historians, led by Ken Burns, have said Sugar Cain played on a doctor’s prescribed cocaine named Hurry Coke, a precursor to Cherry Cola.¬† Sugar used to bunt with one hand while rubbing his gums with his other hand.¬† Any hoo!¬† Dee Gordon is carrying my NFBC team in steals, where I’m in first, and SAGNOF, and all of that, but steals are pathetic this year, as they were last year.¬† 25 players have 20 or more steals, after 28 last year, but with a few players at 19 steals, we should get to 28 players again.¬† However, 14 guys stole 30 bags last year, and, this year, we’re at six players.¬† I will now laugh hysterically to avoid crying.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Yesterday, on the last day of his H2H playoffs, Flavor Flav’s fantasy baseball team, “Yeah Boyd!!!” had a day to remember.¬† Fun fact!¬† Flavor Flav also plays fantasy baeball, drafting Hoopz, New York and Pumkin in the first round was the way to go, so surprising to see him take Brandi, who wasn’t even in Flavor of Love but on Rock of Love.¬† Rookie mistake!¬† Or maybe I should say roofie mistake.¬† So, yesterday, Matt Boyd went 9 IP, 0 ER, 2 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 5.33, losing his no-hitter with two outs in the 9th inning.¬† He throws a handful of pitches, literally.¬† Five in total:¬† fastball (92 MPH), cutter, slider (slutter?), change and curve.¬† His arsenal is nothing to boot (footy pun!).¬† Of course, five pitches that are all garbage isn’t exactly the meow’s cat.¬† As of yesterday, only his curve was a plus pitch.¬† He is only 26 years old, so maybe a 5.00 xFIP doesn’t give the whole picture/pitcher (stutterer!).¬† ¬†Of course, at this time of the year, only his next start matters, and the Stream-o-Nator actually has it as the smallest of positives.¬† So, you got it, Flav, “Yeah, Boyd!!!”¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
As the story goes, Daniel Mengden entered the Lion’s Den Friday night with a 6.59 ERA through 17 career major league starts, and somehow left the game with his first career complete game shut out allowing just two hits and striking out seven retiring the last 11 batters in the row for his first win of the year. He looked dominant at times allowing only two base runners in the outing with Philadelphia not being able to manage any hard contact off the young right hander, who’s got a funky handle-bar mustache and an even funkier looking windup/delivery. This was by far the best start of the 24-year old’s young career, and just his second scoreless start in the majors. He added his first career hit as well and scored a run to help his cause. Whata night for the youngster! After struggling with a 6.50 ERA, and 1.61 WHIP through 14 starts last year, and two subpar outings in May/June of this year, Mengden has returned to the rotation in September and now put up back-to-back quality starts including a six inning two earned run performance against the fearsome Astros line up last week. Mengden may not be the safest fantasy option out there on waivers, but the A’s seem to be playing the role of spoiler late in the year and he remains a pitcher available in most leagues. I’d take a flier on Mengden, bible readers know how Daniel fared against the lions, let’s hope he can keep it going as he heads to the Tigers den next week in Detroit.
Here’s what else I saw in fantasy baseball Friday night:Please, blog, may I have some more?