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It’s been said you give away a piece of your soul every time you are photographed. That explains a great deal about me, does it not? Yes, it’s true, being a mankini model has soul f*cked me in ways you people, with your regular jobs, would never begin to understand. It has opened my eyes to great deal of topics that I literally have no choice but to write about (my therapist demands it), and Razzball.com is my outlet. Oh I suppose I could write about these other topics in a locked diary, or even start a blog that nobody reads, and I forget about in a few weeks (like half the female population I know) but truth be told, I’m almost too lazy to write one piece a week, let alone multiple, so basically I need to get out everything that’s on my mind in my disgrace/delight column. Why do I bring this up? Only because there’s a select group of you don’t want to read anything that doesn’t pertain specifically to baseball, or even more specifically, fantasy baseball. Well congrats guys and gals! Cuz that’s all we’re talking about this week. You did it!!! Without your hate, I would be unable to completely eradicate my soul, which is necessary for me to flourish spiritually. I’ve said enough, but enjoy this for it twill happen not happen again, I assure you.

P.S. I miss the hateful commentary that used to frequent this column. Not having it has begun to make me softer than a bloated up carcass someone dropped in a lake. Don’t get it twisted though; Beddict can still take it 0-100, REAL QUICK, so if you want to do battle, sho nuff you better come correct. Let’s get down to it. This is Disgrace/Delight!

 

Players Who Disgraced Themselves This Week:

Evan Longoria- When I excitedly drafted Longo in the 2nd and 3rd round in most of my fantasy drafts this season, I wasn’t expecting Todd Frazier to defecate all over his grill, and I’m not talkin barbecue. I suppose having James Loney as your protection and clean up hitter isn’t exactly the greatest thing for the old stat sheet.

Matt Wieters – it’s so haaaaard, to say goodbye, to yesterdaaaaaayeeeeee. Let me get this straight. Wieters finally looks to be having his breakout season, at long last realizing his vast potential, only to have TOMMY JOHN surgery?!? The Gods are truly testing.

Zack Wheeler– Riding him till the “wheels” fall off? Ugghhh, yea peeps, them wheels is officially off and free falling like Jay Mariotti’s career down a steep hill. In my heart of hearts, I truly believed Wheeler would have a monster season. Without question, the Elder Gods let me down on this one. I expected an ERA around 3.00, but am instead staring down the pipe at at a robust 4.38 with no signs of anything positive on the horizon.

Justin Verlander— I bet you thought I would mention my Daddy, Scherzer, but I can’t you see, for I love him like Roman Polanski loves teenage girls. I tried my mightiest to warn the world that Verlander was finished LAST SEASON. Obviously I wasn’t drafting him anywhere in 2014, and I pray none of you did either (some of you obviously did and I’m sorry for that). Just as we’re doing with CC Sabathia, we’re going to have to chalk this up as having too much tread on the tires. It saddens me to say this (not really), but dude’s career is a wrap…….Oh well, at least he get’s to go A to-M with Kate Upton, AKA my former lover and huge THOT. She wanted me to stop writing for Razzball, and truly support her career which is just something I would never consider doing. Good for her though……….KATE (NSFW), IF YOU’RE READING THIS, PLEASE COME BACK!!!! I AM NOTHING WITHOUT YOU. MY WRITING IS HOT GARBAGE. I LITERALLY HAVE TO PAY THEM TO LET ME WORK HERE!!!

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Grady Sizemore-- Way back when she was 17 years of age, my friend’s wife used to date Sizemore in high school……….Yep, even in high school, chicks dig the long ball, as Grady took her deep daily, sometimes twice. Er, I mean, he took opposing pitchers deep. When you pack that kind of massive power in the hips, whatever it is you crush, is going to be obliterated. Obviously she’s moved on from Sizemore, but she’s been trying to fill that hole ever since, errrr, hole in the soul, that is.

P.S. Sizemore is finished with the Red Sox, as his career continues on it’s tragic path down the toilet. My aforementioned friend is throwing a party to celebrate. I’d show up but he’s been known to physically assault me and I feel as though this time shall be no different.

 

Players Who Delighted Me This Week:

Billy Butler/Mike Moustakas- It’s Moobz and Moose ya’ll! The post steroid Bash Brothers have been key factors in turning around the Royal’s season, sort of like Stockton and Malone did for the Utah Jazz. Moobz sets the table and Moose slams it home! Only I don’t recall Stockton possessing D-cup breasts (Possibly NSFW).

Gregory Polanco- Joyous doesn’t begin to describe the emotions, I’ve been smacked with since Polanco came into my life. Kid is the real deal and I’d stake my reputation on it……..I just remembered they said the same thing about Jonathan Taylor Thomas…… Let’s give it a couple years.

Domonic Brown- Nicholas Capozzi had the audacity to question my credibility when I said “Sir Domonic” should be added in all leagues, as his ownership percentage had collapsed below 50 percent. For whatever reason he chose to question my credibility again above the blog EACH and EVERY time it was posted. Thee who discredits Beddict is guaranteed an afterlife in the fiery, rhino a** stinkin, realm of Hood with all the other haters who question Tehol the Elder blessed.

Capozzi, next time I come for you, I’m gonna want that cocktail, FRUIT!!!!

Casey McGeheeEvan Longoria on steroids.

Matt Adams- My detractors mocked me, spat in my face, even dared to name me a false prophet. Hey, they even hated on Jesus. I have not read the folk tales regarding this Jesus character but I’ve heard rumors of his legend straight from the lips of the great Bishop Eddie Long. The Elder Gods are also thought to respect him so Beddict respects it.

Greg HollandHis play early on worried your Uncle Beddict greatly, but Holland has settled down like Tom Sizemore after he gets his first meth hit of the day, maintaining his place as one of the 3 best closers in baseball.

Jesus Montero- Guess Who’s back!!!! I’ve been clamoring for Montero’s presence on the Mariner’s since we began throwing out the most pathetic lineup in all of baseball. Montero has always raked in the minor leagues, and though he’s an lazy, obese slob, he’s still highly capable of hitting at the major league level. He was at one time the best hitting prospect in all of baseball and don’t you forget that.

Starlin Castro- Kudos to me for believing Castro was too talented NOT to bounce back like Mickey Rourke after ,The Wrestler. Castro has already matched his home run total from last season and seems fully back on the path to stardom we all believed him to be on a few years back. Again, kudos to me, for it was one of only a few correct calls I made this year.

Jonathan Papelbon- Thought he was deserving of shout out for sub 2.0 ERA. Hopefully he and Domonic are traded to a winning organization, and I mean pronto.

Billy HamiltonLittle Billy continues to surpass my expectations at the plate and might even justify his 4th or 5th round selection. Probably not though.

Rougned Odor- Odor, Odor.

 

Thank you for joining me this week on another edition of disgrace/delight. Again, this will be the last time that no outside topics are covered but please feel free to leave your thoughts on TV, film, and other sports in the comment section below. As per usual your questions and comments will be responded to with mad quickness cuz that’s just how I do things, yo. For a good time, follow me on Twitter at @TeholBeddict47.

 

 

 

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  1. MB says:
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    Wheeler’s FIP and xFIP are dynamite but boy that pitch count and walk rate make it hard to believe in

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      @MB: He had a nice 2 or 3 game run where he looked to be turning things around which aroused me a great deal. I probably will continue to own him in a few leagues and spot start if he on waivers but it’s not looking so hot

      • Alan says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Yea he is lookin hotter than homer bailey right now though

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          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Alan: that’s like saying Val Kilmer’s plastic surgery looks better than Mickey Rourke’s.

          • JoeMorgan'sMustache says:
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            @Tehol Beddict: This is awesome.

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                Tehol Beddict says:
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                @I Be Teheran It Up: hahhahah every time I read ” I be Teheran it up” I can’t stop laughing. #Kudos

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              Tehol Beddict says:
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              @JoeMorgan’sMustache: awesome was my middle name until I changed it to Tehol

  2. PU Montero and cut Gomes? 10 team H2H weekly points league..cheers Tehol, I love your work..

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      @Malicious Phenom: First off, thank you for the compliment. I’m blushing . Either that or I got burned tanning.

      Interesting choice here. Gomes is nothing to me so on that end I’m fine with it but the problem for Montero could come down to playing time. He really has to rake while he’s getting at bats before Hart and even Smoak come back. The Mariners offense is pathetic so hopefully they stick him in there daily. I would hold off on picking him up for a few more days but its just for Gomes, you’re not taking a huge risk anyway . F it

      • @Tehol Beddict:

        I’ll have a think on it..

        This is all that disgraceful Wieters fault…

        We were having such fun, our first season together and all, and then he has to have a pitcher surgery..Put a dress on him..

        • Tehol Beddict

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          @Malicious Phenom: better yet, a rhinestone mini-skirt. #Disgrace

            • Tehol Beddict

              Tehol Beddict says:
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              @Malicious Phenom: If I was a teenage boy in this day and age, I’d have her posters all over my walls instead of Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith!

              Fluck it, I’m getting some posters. Im bringing it back

        • I Be Teheran It Up says:
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          @Malicious Phenom: First year Weiters owner here too, worked me all up in the beginning just to let me down in the end. Just like a b*tch!

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            Tehol Beddict says:
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            @I Be Teheran It Up: aint that bout a beeeeeiiiiitch.

            I like your name by the way. creative and very sexual. so powerful

            • I Be Teheran It Up says:
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              @Tehol Beddict: Good lookin out my brotha…it kinda stems from one of my fantasy teams name “Felix n Kersh Teheran it up” (I have all three pitchers).

                • SheriffMcRawDawg says:
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                  @Tehol Beddict: Teheran Up Pujols

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                    Tehol Beddict says:
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                    @SheriffMcRawDawg: LOL. raw dog always comes through with some classic lines

  3. sniff test says:
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    I’m getting ready to watch the next season of Orange is the New Black. Is it worth the time investment?

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @sniff test: This is one show I haven’t seen yet. I let you down, and I apologize for it. #Disgrace

      • sniff test says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: The first season was great. It passed the sniff test.

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          @sniff test: I trust you. I don’t know why , but I trust you. That show is next on my list.

  4. Connor says:
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    Would you rather have Matt Cain or Chris Archer ROS?

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      @Connor: Archer, man. Cain has been done like his name was Christian Slater, ja feel me?

  5. Jonathan says:
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    Is it time to sell Pedro Alverez? I need pitching!!!!

    • Jonathan says:
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      @Jonathan:

      I have Panda and Dominguez is on the wire

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        @Jonathan: Dominguez does little to wet my appetite for victory

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      @Jonathan: I just checked in on one of my favorite sons, Alvarez the other night and I was quite disappointed with his offensive output. I suppose it depends on the pitcher. Name me your staff, not your rod, but your “pitching” staff and we’ll go from there. anyone sent u offers? what pitchers are available, etc.

      • Rugs says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        12 team keeper

        Sp staff

        Mad bum
        Smardzija
        Homer
        Ventura
        Ervin Santana
        Shields
        Syndergaard

        Batting

        Salty balls/Ramos
        Laroche…… Lost fielder…. Ugh
        Altuve
        Tulo
        Alvarez
        Bautista
        Alex Gordon
        Kris Davis
        My man Gregory Polanco( 23rd round)
        Dee Gordon
        Pablo sandavol

        Since it’s so up in the air….. SP’s I should target or do nothing? I need an Ace. Currently in 2nd place and losing life……..

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          @Rugs: pitching staff is pretty solid but an ace would really put you over the top. You could also stand pat as I expect Pedro to have a legendary hot streak at some point, but will it be when it matters? Can u count on him in the clutch? I can’t answer that.

          The Homer Bailey thing is quite unfortunate and really holding you back as is the regression of ventura but he could bounce back. Im a huge Smardzija guy and mad blum is universally loved. Shields is a beast. You’re lineup is stacked other than possibly Laroche. is Scherzer too much for Alvarez? maybe throw in ventura? especially since he’s been tagged a few times. or what quality “ace” are u looking for? that way I can tell you what players I would offer for certain players

          • Rugs says:
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            @Tehol Beddict:

            I’m torn since Ventura is a 18th round keeper but rather nervous of his…. shall we call it an elbow injury!?!? I’ve had talks about acquiring wainwright combined with Matt Harvey who is a 13th round keeper. Giving up Bautista and Smardzija(8th round keeper).

            A new league this year so I drafted a lot of talent in the later rounds. In a state of limbo if I should sell and be a stud for years to come or roll with the punches and see how the coming months pan out

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              @Rugs: I’m with it! You are the captain of this ship and I salute you

  6. Josh Freeman says:
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    Can I trust Kemp over Trumbo for rest of season? (Offered a trade.) Scares the bejesus out of me.

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      @Josh Freeman: Hey Josh! Did you officially retire from the NFL yet? I’m fine with Kemp over Trumbo. The big guy may have a hot streak in him but the injury is scary enough and Kemp will continue to produce or possibly be traded(doubtful) where he will no doubt play every day. I like the Kemp side.

  7. Gonzo_The_Great says:
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    Do the elder gods smile brightly upon the imminent return of Lord Bryce Of The Harper? Or is he going to continue to crank out OF2 production at a OF1 price tag?

      • james says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: I have both traded for, and traded away harper this season (in two different dynasty leagues). At this point i am getting a little skiddish about his ability to produce big numbers this season. I think we have at least 2-3 more years of 20hr/15sb production until he wakes up and realizes who he is, and that trout is already doing what he should be doing.

        BTW, i traded harper for goldy (not too long ago), and traded Wright for Harper (Seager had just been dropped after a cold start, so i am happy with that move)

  8. Robert says:
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    Is it time to dump Frieri?

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      @Robert: that 5.83 ERA THO!!!! MY GODS!!! this guy is a human piñata. Take him to the woodshed he’s finished……WIth that being said I usually don’t drop closers, period, unless it’s been said they are no longer the closer. In Frier’s case, he’s already lost the job once, so he’s probably on thinner ice than some of these other shmucks. Id probably add the Smith or whoever’s next in line for saves. check the closer report by Smoke Dog. Frieri is pretty bad tho

  9. Hodor says:
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    Hodor.

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      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Hodor: Odor

  10. I Be Teheran It Up says:
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    Better add right now, Masterson or Duffy?

      • Peter Nincompoop says:
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        @I Be Teheran It Up: If you’re in a keeper league, as JeF would say, DO IT! If it’s a redraft, then it all depends on need. If you’re loaded in the pitching department, then you got some flexibility to wait two weeks till Harper returns.

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        @I Be Teheran It Up: Id make that trade, yes. Of course I’m all in on Harper this season so it HAS to work. But yes, that seems like a steal in my eyes

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      @I Be Teheran It Up: Masterson is still the bigger name obviously but I’ve always been enamored with tha Duffster. the lefty has serious game and is lights out right now. I’d prob go with Duffy tho Masterson seems to be rebounding a bit.

      • I Be Teheran It Up says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: thanks guys!l

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          Tehol Beddict says:
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          @I Be Teheran It Up: you got it dude (Michelle Tanner voice)

  11. Peter Nincompoop says:
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    Excellent write-up per usual. I, like yourself, developed a man-crush on Sir Dominic Brown, drafted him in the 8th round and cut him about a month ago. Sigh. He’s been showing signs of life lately and I’m starting to think breaking up with him could of been a mistake. Pick him up over the likes of Eaton, Parra or Marisnick? Appreciate your work.

    P.S. Do you think the Hound is really dead? I’m keeping hope alive.

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Peter Nincompoop: Peeeeeta, glad you enjoyed. It seems you’re one of few according to stake but no matter. I love both Domonic and Eaton. I predicted Eaton would play all-star caliber baseball and that might have been possible if not for so many nagging injuries. I’d say Eaton’s the safer add right now but I’m not going to unfriend you if you with my main man, Sir Domonic. Def over Parra or Marisnick. No doubt

      • Peter Nincompoop says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: If you unfriended me, I would be crushed. I think I’ll pick up Brown just to change the mojo in the universe on him.

  12. Stake says:
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    Maybe there is less hate mail because we stopped reading your column! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

    • Peter Nincompoop says:
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      @Stake: The Elder Gods will not be pleased with your comment.

    • Tehol Beddict

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Stake: You obviously read it today tho, so are you speaking for yourself or for the countless others who stopped getting down with Beddict? It would make zero sense for people to stop reading unless they had zero interest in anything that’s not related to fantasy baseball. That is understandable considering this is a fantasy baseball site. HOWEVER, I have goals and dreams of more than JUST fantasy baseball and the writing, like a fine wine, or aged cheddar, has vastly improved over time.

      The hate gives me fire needed to push forth against adversity. I hope you continue reading and stop trying to drive a “Stake” through my huge heart for it bleeds for you

      • Peter Nincompoop says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: For what it’s worth, I look most forward to JB’s and your postings every week on Razzball. Stake is frustrated, and we both feel bad for him, but like you alluded to, hopefully the hate drives you to better things.

        If there’s non-believers out there, the elder gods of fantasy baseball are real. You DO NOT want to piss them off. Case in point, last year, in the throws of competing for another championship in my ongoing H2H keeper league, I traded Giancarlo (oh god, how I miss you) for Werth, Papi and Bailey before I exited the country on a three-month sabbatical to Europe during the playoffs. I asked them to bless me in exchange for future horrors, and sure enough, I won the league but now find myself in last place and sifting through crappy trade proposals everyday while I gather myself (and my roster).

        As the aloof David Chapelle once said, “Haters gotta hate, lovers gotta love, but I don’t want none of the above.” Don’t piss on the TB, Stake. You’re better than that.

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          @Peter Nincompoop: its worth more than my weight in gold, Nincompoop! I like JB as well, other than the fact he wouldn’t let me write for basketball because I decided to show up mid-season LOL.

          Stake is a lost soul. All we can do is help him rediscover it.

          Your kind words have made my week, maybe even my year.

        • james says:
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          @Peter Nincompoop:

          Take the championship, and accpet it may be another year or two before you reach that point again. I never seem to be willing to go all in on any season, so keep coming in 2nd or 3rd (i do mostly h2h so it is partially just bad luck) even though i have the better team.

          example of my inability to stop playing for the future: 12 team h2h dynasty, sitting in 4th place (2-4 are all very close), No NA slots, but still use my bench to sit on Tavares, Baez, Bryant and Walker… that is over half my bench, and 4 guys that should get me a nice return… but cannot will myself to trade them (i did trade addison russell, alex gordon and a late first rounder for chisek and a pick with a good chance to be first overall…. i needed a closer)

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            @james: yes the world of head to head can be a crazy place indeed. Something is telling me that you shall win it all tho

  13. Derek says:
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    Do I pull the trigger on a Verlander for Lackey deal? I’m looking to grab anything I can before it’s too late…

    • Peter Nincompoop says:
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      @Derek: I mentioned it in Grey’s post, but I just traded for Verlander in my 10-team H2H keeper league. Trevor Bauer was the $ tag. I’d bench and hold.

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      @Derek: Maaaaan, tough call but I don’t think I could do Verlander for Lackey just on principal but I’m a prideful man. Lackey has been great but he was for a stretch last season as well before falling off like Nicolas Cage. lets maybe hold for something possibly better and pray to the Elder Gods that he doesn’t need tommy john.

      With all that being said Im not going to be mad if you traded him for Lackey

  14. Btdrnks says:
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    I have serious doubt’s that verlanders career is over at 31.

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      @Btdrnks: I had doubts Verlander could bag and tag Kate Upton, but it happened and continues to happen. #Disgrace

  15. BitchesBeShoppach says:
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    Drop eovaldi for Duffy or Gee?

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      @BitchesBeShoppach: maaaaan, biiiiiitches do be shoppin!!! kudos, you just inspired me to watch the nutty professor tonight, which is funny cuz I bust more nuts than a squirrel.

      I phucks with Duffy, HEAVY!!! I’m fine with him over eovaldi, tho eovaldi is appealing because he’s in the national league, but you are already aware of that. I love what Duffy’s doing tho and I’m on the royals bandwagon right now. No problem with you doing that. thanks for reading

  16. The Duchess says:
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    What does wet your appetite?
    Catcher questions? or shitty CL questions? or what do I do w/Hosmer questions? You never write about him, maybe if you did he’d suddenly be good or not so suddenly stay completely disappointing and then it’d be easier to either drop or hold on to him.
    Has Domonic Brown ever NOT been on the delight list? You have such a man crush on him (and he’s not even good looking), you could be the president (and likely only member) of his fan club. And Kate Upton? She’s a rather full figured girl…I always pictured you as more of a Gisele fan, who isn’t a Gisele fan though?
    My (our) whole season could be made if Bryce comes back and if the Nats idiot manager puts him in an appropriate spot in their lineup.. LOT of ifs there but IF it happens I promise I’ll express my gratitude to you in some lovely light pink Agent Provocateur…. xxoo

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      @The Duchess: #ThatsHot. Domonic’s been solid lately and I’m envisioning mass superstardom on the horizon.

      I like them full figured beezys tho. I know u a little thinner and thats all good. I still look forward to our meeting in New York or Miami. #LetsGetDirty

  17. Mike says:
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    Morse or David Wright ROS?
    Thx!

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      @Mike: It’s surprisingly difficult for me to say this but Imma go Wright. I like the 3rd base eligibility, he’s a year younger and less injury prone tho I’m not positive that’s possible

  18. Mike says:
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    Buster posey or David Wright ROS?

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      @Mike: pocket full of Posey is in his prime playaaaa. He’s yo man but then again so am I…. or am I??!?!

  19. happyharry says:
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    ROS ?…MI – Wong, Gannett, Villar, Infante,
    Thanks, All are $10 FA except Villar, he is $1 and keepable for two more years.

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      @happyharry: man, a month ago I may have said Villar, but he’s fallen off like a bad bag of dope. Gennett has been hotter than wasabi. Infante is my favorite of them as far as reliable hitter. Wong is nothing to me. I’m a sucker for youth and upside and Villar still has the most upside so I’m going to say him, tho Id ride Gennett right now then switch to villar at the moment he goes cold. thanks for reading HH

  20. DLed says:
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    Fun article!

    Arcia or Brown

    ^Thanks!

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      @DLed: it was good for me too DLed. Got to go with my boy Dommy. Oswaldo 0 for his last 18. Domonic will deliver I’m sure of it…..er, I feel pretty good about it

  21. Smitty says:
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    I just got offered Betances for Springer in a non-keeper holds league. Leaning towards pulling the trigger. What do you think?

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      @Smitty: Betances is going crazy Ham I cannot lie to you. Springer has been colder than 50 cent’s heart thus far in June so I can see why you would make this deal. I never like parting with bats so I’d say no but then again I’d have to know your outfield. show the rosta playa or at least the outfield

      • Smitty says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: OF is solid not spectacular. Craig Heyward and then either Khris Davis or Leonys Martin as my OF3. I’m also consistently sitting either Lind Singleton or Martin depending on matchups but I wouldn’t mind making all 3 regulars at my OF3 and two Util spots. Rest of my lineup is pretty tasty: Beltre, Lucroy, Votto, Starlin, Matt Adams. Then Lawrie and LaStella. (We have CI and MI positions)

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          @Smitty: Hmmmmmm I’d still probably like to hold. but if you think it will take u to the top I can’t argue it too thoroughly

  22. Zar says:
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    Great write up tehol.

    Your love of Giancarlo has paid dividends for me this year. That plus a longo trade for Bautista have made my batting line up pretty stupid. Hopefully heany will carry my pitching.

    Should I drop frieri for a Alvarez stream? I’m fed up with “closers” killing my era. I’ll have reed and Rondon as my “closers”. Ugh.

    Maybe we can start an internet petition to make jb let you write for basketball! Cause those work!

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      @Zar: first off: I will be writing for basketball next season. That much I can promise you. My passion is my hobby and basketball is my passion. Confused? 2nd thing; Glad you enjoyed it. You’ve boosted my ever decreasing morale.

      3rd: Giancarlo is such a savage. I’ll never doubt him. Glad to have you on board. Bautista is also upgrade over Longo, tho longo will bounce back to some degree.

      Id check out Smith for Angels. they have to dump frier. yea ur closer situation isn’t pretty but it still could be successful……maybe. u still need to have them unless you’re going to punt the category.

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        @Tehol Beddict: I’m actually second in saves? But I’m falling fast. Smith was taken long ago. I wasn’t in on the angels closers until frieri was dropped. My anchors of doom were valverde and axford.

        In sad news, I dropped sir Dominic and he got picked up fast. These rcls are savage.

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          @Zar: yikes. yea people play for keeps up in here yo. sh!t is cray. hmmmm, I mean id see if they name new closer first but dropping him obviously isn’t the worse possible thing you could do. LOL

  23. Robert says:
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    Alex Wood should be getting the call to replace Floyd in ATL. Do you drop captain EO for Wood?

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      @Robert: I’m a big fan of Wood and I’m not talking erections although I;m a fan of that too. my own anyway. Yea, id swoop wood

  24. Allan says:
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    Tehol, you like tyson ross or alex wood better?

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      @Allan: Ross has been pretty damn solid but I like the upside of Wood more. Hard to dump ross for him tho. Very tough call. I’d probably stick with Ross but should be good to go either way.

  25. D Rich says:
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    Can you tell me what is going on with Adam Eaton and what you think he can do rest of the way? My team has a lot of injuries so I am depending on this loser to carry me. What do you say?

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      @D Rich: I say that you should tune in next week cuz this shizzzz is old news hahahahah. Eaton gonna pick it up. I can feel it in the tip of my D!ck. Yeeeeeee have little faith. Pass the Guac

  26. D Rich says:
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    I miss the Kate Upton Cat Daddy Video…..please post…over and over and over

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @D Rich: NAFW

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