Comments on: Top 20 Starters for 2008

By: Patrick DiCaprio

Patrick DiCaprio — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:12:29 +0000

it is stuff like this why i love this site:

20. Daisuke Matsuzaka – In the spirit of globalization, I had my Dice-K comments translated into Japanese then translated back to English for our Razzball readers. Here’s what I was left with, “Dice-K’s outlying numbers warned of impending tsunami. Luckily Red Sox bring Hello Kitty toaster and make bread of opponents. Sayonara.” Preseason Rank #23, Preseason Predictions: 17-7/4.00/1.25/200, Final Numbers: 18-3/2.90/1.32/154

By: BSA

BSA — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:20:58 +0000

@Steve: Crikey is right (whatever that means) worth staying up and having to go to work on 5 hours of sleep. ****Will now take comments to next post****

By: Grey

Grey — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:05:53 +0000

@Freak: It's all part of the master plan to show how brilliant he was to save Shields for Saturday.

By: Freak

Freak — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:47:08 +0000

I wonder if Joe Maddon regrets taking Kazmir out for no reason.

By: BSA

BSA — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:22:01 +0000

Nancy Drew continues the Mysteries as they go to Tampa. Its all about the jinx, “The champagne is on ice.”

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:19:34 +0000

@Grey: Crikey. Worth staying at work for.

By: Grey

Grey — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:18:06 +0000

Wow.

By: BSA

BSA — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:48:53 +0000

The crowd goes wild for Coco Puffs!

By: BSA

BSA — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:45:29 +0000

Write this one down – “This one will be a comeback of all comebacks!”

Side note, still won’t challenge being down 3-0 to the Yankees.

By: BSA

BSA — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:42:43 +0000

“And somewhere men are laughing and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. ”

but Kotsay catches up to one and brings up Crisp who only needs a single, while the Mini-Papi waits on deck for a rattled Wheeler.