Joining Rudy and I this week is Jimmy Pardo, he’s a baseball fan and the comedian who opens for Conan O’Brien every night of the week. Not like that! I mean he warms up the crowd. Not like that! Wait, how were you taking that? Eh, not important. If you want to do yourself an outside-of-the-bathroom-type solid, download Pardo’s podcast, Never Not Funny. It’ll make you laugh or he’ll refund your money (it’s free). Or you can check out him pitching to Justin Verlander. He throws like a girl. A very butchy girl who would kick your butt in anything athletic. Anyway, here’s the Razzball Podcast, now with extra cackles from me:
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Chris Sale needs an MRI on his elbow. Grab Reed!
@quimmy, DAH! Thanks for the heads up!
@quimmy, where did you hear this? I have been stalking this for awhile and haven’t seen anything at all.
@Wilsonian, ne’er mind. I see it now. Addison will be, er, added to my Madison and Kelly.
@quimmy, but it’s being described as a “routine” MRI so it’s no problem! In fact, I get regular MRI check ups myself.
“Hiya doc…nothing wrong with me…just in for my six month MRI. Put me in the tube.”
@OaktownSteve,
funny
@OaktownSteve, HA!
@OaktownSteve, Nice
12 team head to head 7×7 with ops/ks
Trout or Reynolds for my util spot?
Trout
The team that has lost Mariano has been trying to trade for a closer for a while now… Who would you give up out of Marshall, Casilla, and Robertson? And would you trade any of them for Feliz? This is a 10 team H2H.
What do you think about a closer and Swisher for Rollins and Feliz?
@Sam, I’d trade Casilla for him… I’d do the other deal too…
Cordero out as closer in Toronto. Closepocalypse Now! Janssen will replace him.
Drop Cishek or Downs for him? My inclination is hold; it would be a lateral move. Santos coming back in a week or 2, as well as Janssen not pitching great.
@peter, Dah! I missed him too… Cishek…
@Grey, You seen Heath Bell’s smugshot on yahoo? Classic.
@peter, It’s pretty great, yeah…
@Grey, Someone forwarded this to me, also pretty great:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/robert-andino-face-displays-toll-playing-orioles-173610101.html
@peter, That’s hilarious…
Hardy, Craig, Reynolds, Youk, Choo, Rios, Kelly Jo.
Rank em for my Utility spot. Thanks!
@Wilsonian, Hardy, Choo…
@Grey, just dropped Craig for Addison. Drop Reynolds for Hardy?
@Wilsonian, Yeah
Grey-
Is Santos worth stashing and owning when he returns over Capps and Francisco? In the mean time since they just named Janssen the closer should i grab both Santos (DL him) and Janssen(use until Santos returns)
Thanks
@Steven, He’s worth stashing but not at the expense of dropping a closer.
@Grey, I currently only own 2 closers and have been looking for a 3rd
@Grey Looking to cut ties with Ike Davis at 1B (16 team 5×5 H2H).
Any of these Schmohawks worth picking up?
Robot Jones, Matt Carpenter, Juan Rivera, Laynce Nix, Brandon Snyder, Justin Smoak, Gaby Sanchez.
Thanks!
@Todd, Not really… Jones if you can platoon him in and out…
Cashner or Janssen (TOR)?
@A Hill O’ Beans, Janssen
Grey-
Is Chipper Jones worth a platoon with Mike Aviles for 3B? Obviously I will have to check if he is in the lineup everyday but he sure seems to be producing when he is.
Thanks
@Grey, This would be dropping Alvarez to get Jones
@Steven, Nope
drop sale,gregorson or frieri for jansen
@McClintock, Gregerson… If you can wait a few hours, might be Sale…
This Closerpocalypse is just getting insane. In the past week, I had Hector Santiago and Javy Guerra both lose their jobs, while I lost Street to the DL.
I just dropped Rafael Soriano (who I grabbed over the weekend) to pick up Janssen, and just dropped Frieri (who I also grabbed over the weekend) to pick up Addison Reed, who was also just dropped.
My head is spinning.
@Hardcore Midget, Ha, yup…
@Grey, Is it worth holding on to Guerra for a little while in case he lucks back into the job, or is it time to just cut bait?
Could use an extra roster spot as I am currently holding a few DL guys on my bench, like Reimold and Panda.
@Hardcore Midget, Cut bait
Grey,
Whom do you like more, Garza or Latos.
@Eddy, Garza by a hair…
@Grey, Thanks for the response. Also, in another league (12 team, H2H) I’m thinking of pulling the trigger on a deal where I trade away Harper and B.Myers for Strasburg.
I have an absolutely stacked OF and two UTIL spots and would have Marshall, Sale and Casilla remaining.
My SP is pretty good too, but I think it’s a good deal, no?
@Eddy, I’d take Strasburg
I need speed. Is Lawrie for Heyward giving too much or is Lawrie for Heyward and Bonifacio giving too little?
@PunxsutawneyPhils, I could also offer Michael Young for Heyward/Bonifacio.
@PunxsutawneyPhils, Take Heyward/Bonifacio
@PunxsutawneyPhils, For Young… Start there…
How much would you bid for Walden?
@Grey’s da man!, and is cashner worth a bid?
@Grey’s da man!, Out of what?
@Grey, sorry, $100 ($85 left)
@Grey’s da man!, Walden – $3
@Grey, thanks!
cashner or thayer worth a bid?
@Grey’s da man!, Thayer – $1
outlook on JD Mart? I have limited moves, sit him on the bench for a while or drop for anthor bench bat:
Tabata, DYoung, RRoberts, Andino, Moreland, Pronk, Ibanez, Gomes,Dirks, Betemit
@nightpandas, Bench
What do you think of this deal in a 12team, H2H points, keeper
I give Moustakas/Nicasio, I get Longoria/E Santana.
I have Beltre at 3B and Mous at U now. Would have to fill in U until Longoria comes back with the Heltons, Scotts, Reimolds of the world…what do you think? Thanks!
@SellHighBuyLow, Sounds solid…
Hey Grey, would you start Colby against the Orioles?
@Moscowitz, Yup
Drop Walden for Janssen or hold?
@Mike, I’d hold
Keep Chase Headley (my league DOES count BB) or a FA option:
Kyle Seager
Todd Helton
Wil Middlebrooks (leaning towards this, but I read Youkilis will get the 3B bid when hes healthy)
@El Hombre, Middlebrooks
Sorry Grey i missed to ask you this one: HRod, Broxton, Marshall, Sale, Worley. Who would you drop for Reed? I pretty much think he is the guy for the white sox.
@Moscowitz, Sale
Pls rank for 5×5 roto ROS:
McCarthy
Smyly
Detwiler
Cahill
Ubaldo
Niese
@EK, Cahill, McCarthy, Ubaldo, Smyly…
now axford has the closer blues
@AL KOHOLIC, Jesus
@AL KOHOLIC, Marshall too. Leadoff HR to Braun and now back to back singles with 2 outs.
@AL KOHOLIC, Whats going on with Axford?
@AL KOHOLIC, Wasn’t a save sitch for Axford. KAZAAM!
Janssen or Dale?
@chunk, Janssen
Thanks for the quick response to my last question!
Next one: 15-team mixed league, waivers are scarce….best back OF option: Tabata, Dirks, Dyson, or Nieuwenhuis?
Thanks again!
@Mike, Tabata
Pick up Janssen Drop Cishek, Frieri, Cashner, Dolis? I have no idea who is doing what right now.
@MJD Took A Knee, Janssen for Cashner…
Gardner back tomorrow, who would you drop?
De Aza, Reynolds, Alvarez?
cheers
@agarthered, De Aza
Love the podcast but the connection between the studio and 3 remote people makes it confusing. Kind of ruins the flow when there is a guest and noone knows if they can talk without everyone talking at once.
Thought about making the interviews one on one with either Grey or Rudy only?
@bean,
yep .
they’re the guests on their own shows .
@bean, Yeah, we gotta figure out a better system…
@Grey, 15 team roto, deep rosters OBP instead of AVG. My infield is shite.
My Ricky Romero, Betancourt and Daniel Murphy for his Michael Young and Wiggy.
Which side wins?
@3FingersBrown, Sounds fair…
@Grey, I’m going for it. I’ve got solid pitching right now and I always like getting the single best player in any deal.
Just gave a BJ for Jesus. Now gotta drop Avila for one of the following for a utility spot:
Choo, Rios, Youk, Reynolds
Went with Choo, you think that’s the right move and call (especially on the trade)?
@Wilsonian, Choo, yeah…
@Grey, thanks for the reassurance. I felt dirty trading for a catcher. And felt even dirtier giving a BJ for him. But I think it could be that trade that puts me over the top and rounds out the squad better.
Now what to do with this f*cking closers. Marshall…Sale…guh…
Grey-
Dusty Baker just pulled Marshall after giving up Hr to Braun, K to ARAM, Hart flied out to center field wall, Lucroy Singles, ph Aoki singles. Now Ondrusek in to try and close it out.
@Steven, Jinx.
With Dusty pulling Marshall does this mean i should go grab Ondrusek or Addison Reed? Boy are closers a mess this year!!!
@Steven, Reed
CLOSER FIAL ALERT: AKA dog bites man story these days.
Marshall fails to finish, removed for Ondrusek. Film at 11.
@OaktownSteve, Yup
Jason Kubel just hit the wire in a H2H league with OPS counted. Drop Boesch for him? Hope for a turnaround is waning now that he’s hitting out of the #8 hole.
@Ray, Sure
Drop Marshall FOR Ondrusek?????
I am kidding but the unholy closer gods continue to crush fantasy hopes everywhere.
@potus, you don’t even necessarily have to be kidding. Nobody knows nuttin.
@potus, Just looked at Ondrusek’s stats. He has yet to give up a run. I wonder if the Reds might think about this.
Bryan LaHair. Is there anything he can’t do? Break up Bryan LaHair!
@OaktownSteve, Ha!
@OaktownSteve, Is it crazy that I turned down Gallardo for my LaHair? My pitching is already great and LaHair is bananas in my OPS league.
I don’t know about you guys, but I love the closer-pocalypse. Drafted one closer (Javy Guerra) and handcuffed Jansen to him. I now have Rodney, Jansen, Casilla, and Chapman. Schadenfreude, snitches!
In a related note, how the hell does Chapman not have the closer role?
@Phil Brickma, Or starter role…
Cueto is kinda incredible. He has now allowed SIX earned runs in SEVEN starts.
At what point do we put him in the first tier?
@Derrick, You’re trading him for Kershaw?
@Grey, Bad move? lol
@Derrick, I’d take Kershaw.
@Derrick, when he wins a cy young… first tier SP’s you draft within the first 2-4 rounds…
Unless the CUBS get something going in the bottom of the 8th looks like Atlanta has the win wrapped up.
@potus, Cubs just won, no?
@Grey, Yes it was prematureclosepocalypseation on my part.
Sorry if it was misleading. I clicked over to my betting vegas website and they had the Braves 9-1 to win it down one in the top of the inning. Figured they had finally adjusted their late game betting line properly.
@potus, No problem
Just took the Axford/Marshall double slam. Not happy. Axford’s season era and whip now 5.59 and 1.97
Is Chapman imminent? Drop lefty Marshall for Reed while he’s still available in my league? Or it’s early May and I should chill?
@mhfella, I’d hold, unfortunately…
With Marshall blowing it today, should I drop Smyly (who I picked up today for the matchup with Seattle) to grab Reed?
Pedro Alverez would be the only bat I could drop (Chipper played already).
Thx Grey!
@Oxford Comma, Go for it
@Oxford Comma, BTW, I like your username. Very dignified.
@Grey, I’m a professional writer and a user of said comma. Also my team name. What’s more fierce than a comma? : )
@Oxford Comma, Semicolon
One more Grey,
I made a post earlier about my closers?
Who would you rather have if i trade casilla
Feliz or Cahill.
I also got offered
casilla/chapman for dan hudson.
@agarthered, Feliz… I’d hold Casilla and Chapman, but it’s close…
Is this trade fair?
Bumgarner/Hosmer for Hamels/Gardner
I really need a 1st baseman, and am hoping to buy low on Hosmer…
@Danger Zone, It sounds fine…
I have Fuentes and Gregerson as handcuffs. Would you drop either for Ondrusek? Also, is this the Hosmer we will see all season or do you expect him to break out of this? Thanks.
@Jim, I’d dump either for a speculative add of Ondrusek. Seems like nothing with Marshal getting the hook, but crazy things have been going on with closers and Dusty is crazy already.
@Jim, Speak about Hosmer in the podcast… I’d lose Gergerson…
Lind likes the 8 spot…
So glad that I missed my draft accidentally so that I ended up with 1) no closers and 2) too many SPs, so I flipped Luebke for Maybin.
@RK, Nice
how would you rank: detweiler, greinke, samardazija, smyly, parker, garza, niese, lilly with the following Cats: wins/ERA/Ks and Ks/9 (i.e. no WHIP); if i took the two lowest what type of outfielder may they be worth (12 team league). thanks.
@crush, Don’t think you’re getting anything for your two worst starters in a 12 team league… Maybe a 4th OF…
@Grey/all
Give Balfour for LaRoche? (need a 1B)
It’s a 16 Teamer – already have Kimbrel/Putz/Casilla
Thanks!
@Todd, Sure, it’s fair
i threw that in at the end but what about ranking those SPs, i have guys coming off the DL and need to drop some… thanks.
@crush, No idea what you’re referring to…
Grey: Lincecum or Morrow/Craig?
@GTS, I meant Lincecum/Craig or Morrow?
@GTS, I’d take Lincecum, probably about even though…
E5 has been killing me lately.
@Wilsonian, He heard my bitching and appeased me for the moment.
Who’s the first to go? Drabek, Capuano, Samardjiza, Detwiler, Worley, or Parker. I’ve just been grabbing all the hot starters but I’m going to have to let one go soon.
Detwiler or Drabek…
@ Grey.
Great call Javy losing his job. Twice now had Roberts and jansen and dropped 1 day prior to getting job. Anyways do u like reed more then S. Marshall going forward or hold?
I do… But it’s a bit ballsy to drop a guy who’s still technically the closer…
@Grey, thanks man. Got a worry with dusty and chapman
i like these podcasts. i find they arent simply a regurgitation of your roundups. they serve their own purpose, and they do it well. i felt they were too howard stern in the beginning, but now theyre just jolly, upbeat, insightful information spewing. please keep it up.
please evaluate this trade:
hosmer/reynolds or gallardo
Thanks! Trade’s fair, I’d take Hosmer barely…
Aye, mo’ closers, mo’ problems…
My pitchers:
SP – Greinke
SP – Tommy Hanson
SP – Anibal Sanchez
SP – Jaime Garcia
SP – Lance Lynn
SP – Samardzija
RP – Chris Perez
RP – Santiago Casilla
RP – Scott Downs
RP – Rafael Dolis
RP – Dale Thayer
(Santos on my DL)
—————————————
Lose any of the above for Casey Janssen or Addison Reed? Or hold?
Reed over Thayer…
Sale claiming he’s fine, but probably won’t be used tonight. Damn those are some murky waters.
For reals…
Aaarrrggghhhh!!!!
Forgot to move Morrow from the bench and into my lineup!
In the RCL!
Booooo!
Damn…
@Grey, 14 teams, keeping 10 next year, is it time to drop Ike for Yonder?
Or does Ike have some value with that many teams?
@Steve, I’d hold in a deepish keeper like that… He has zero homers, just getting some empty hits…
@Grey, Or is it safe to drop Chris Davis for Yonder?
Undecided between giving Lynn/Freese or Peavy/freeze for Greinke.
My O is loaded and can lose Freese. Have only Felix, Bum, Lynn and Peavy as sp.’s. Posted yesterday, looking for more razzput.
Lynn… Either could work… Gut call…
@Grey, thanks. Gut went Lynn.
Holding Jansen and Guerra, have Santos on the DL. Drop Guerra for Janssen?
Yup
In a 2 catcher league, would you rather have Mesoraco or W. Rosario as your second catcher?
Mesoraco
Did you hear that news that Bobby V said Middlebrooks will not play OF? Is the best possible explanation for this that they’re gonna send him back down to the minors when Youlk comes back? This offends as both a Red Sox fan and Middlebrooks fantasy owner…
@scott, Yes, he has proven that he can hit in a small sample size. I’d much rather him continue to see at bats at a position he’s comfortable with, especially at age 23. Also need to remember he’s only spent about a month in AAA ball. With all that being said, trade Youk to the NL and get a 5th starter and maybe a bullpen arm. IN MIDDLEBROOKS WE TRUST!
@Poo Holes, I don’t necessarily disagree…your points are logical. But if the Sox must hold on to Youlk, and Middlebrooks continues to even produce half of what he’s been producing over a longer period, I’d say go for it…it’s not like the Sox have an A-team out there in the field at the moment anyway. That being said, yes, we need a more representative sample size….as for the pitching…gimme a break, they’re disappointing…and I feel so much better knowing Lackey is available for the 2013 season.
@scott, I feel as though it doesn’t matter what decision is made because someone will be out there whining about it. As for that last statement, I hope it was sarcastic. I would want nothing to do with that bum Slackey. Guy slacks. Convince Wake to come back. Hell, even Pedro would be better than Slackey.
@Poo Holes, the Sox will always give someone something to whine about…that’s the great thing about being a Sox fan. And yeah, was there really any question about my Lackey comment being sarcastic lol???
@scott, Hey you never know with some people these days!
Picked up Marshall this morning as a third closer, didn’t really get the result I expected. In case you didn’t know, I was expecting a save, because that’s what closers are supposed to do. Okay, now that I sound like EVERYBODY else, keep rolling with Marshall or drop him for Dolis, Reed, Capps, or Cashner? I understand the whole “don’t drop a guy who still has the job” thing but when your other closers are Motte and Broxton, you may need all the insurance you can get.
@Poo Holes, Ha… I could see going to Dolis, but there’s no saying he’ll be better…
@Grey, Does it make any difference if I told you Bell, Walden, and Janssen were also available? My guess would be no.
@Poo Holes, Yup… I’d go to Dolis…
@Grey, You’re the man, man.
Desperate need for saves…trade Addison Reed for Downs? I think no but countered with Jim Johnson coming to me instead.
Drop Jarrod parker in 10 team keeper for janssen? Or maybe drop werth instead since I dont have a dl spot open?
@Beau, I’d take Johnson… Sure, grab Janssen… Lose Werth…
Reynolds over Chris Davis?
Rios over Scott?
@Jon, Reynolds…Scott…
Howdy Grey,
12 team H2H (non-keeper) league on Yahoo (QS as an added category)- Adam Wainwright or Brandon Morrow? Thanks!
@Steve M., Morrow, but close…
Looks like Ricky Ro’ will be doing most of the driving for a while…
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/from-miss-usa-to-miss-dui-fall-from-grace-for-american-beauty-queen-20120510-1ydss.html
@Steve, I’d drive her wherever she wanted to go…
@Grey, All the way to Lovetown, baby.
@Steve, That’s what I’m talking about!
@Grey, Would you mind taking a look at my addendum to comment 55 above?
@Steve, Gotcha
@Grey, OK – thanks. Would you drop Davis, Presley or Sweeney for Yo-Alo? Or Bauer perhaps?
I know his average is kinda empty but at least he’s hitting…
@Steve, What the Fakih! She said she wasn’t drunk but was twice the legal limit. Not drunk by a small margin……she was primed.
Yahoo showing Middlebrooks in the starting lineup. Is this right?
@Steve, not sure, see: http://rotoinfo.com
@Grey, Yeah – he’s there. ESPN has him too.
lombardozzi’s been out of the starting lineup in the 2 games since zimmerman’s returned. should i stick with him and hope for a few starts per week, or drop him for espinosa, andino, sean rod, or beckham at 2B?
@tom, Andino for now…
How about LaHair For Panda? 10 team league, 8 keepers per year (regardless of round), ops, Ks against, xbh, walks, hrs, rbis, r, avg, sb
I imagine LaHair is going to taper off, no?
@Kevin, I’d take Panda in a keeper…
That. Podcast. Was. AWESOME!
Nice work.
@Turk Wendell, Thanks!
And Bedard is done.
@Steve, twisted his upper torso……isnt that part of pitching. Information is very oblique.
@bean, I think you’ve pretty much summed up his problem there.
Need to add two of the following SP for rest of season in a league where moves are restricted. Also, 4×4 so Ks do not count.
Capuano
Samardja
Vogelsong
McDonald
Jason Vargas
Zambrano
Smyly
@Schlitzy, Vogelsong, Z
I’m sure it has been discussed by now but…Marshall didn’t look good at all…Ondrusek got the save…I was watching the game and I wouldn’t be surprised if Chapman stays in for the 8th and 9th at times…I would be surprised, however, if it is discovered that he is somehow related to Dog the Bounty Hunter…
@Wake Up, Ha!
Axford on the other hand looked fine…gave up a couple of dying quails…on to the Podcast…
@Wake Up, Yeah… Still not great to have that high of a WHIP and ERA.
@Grey, Well, no, not ideal…just saying he looked a lot better than his stat line…just saying
And nice podcast!……I would F Sloth for the Rocky Road…just kidding…….it wouldn’t take any Rocky Road……I’m lactose intolerant, but very asymmetrical tolerant, apparently…just saying…what? don’t judge…
No judging at Razzball…
@Grey, OK, fine…I would F Rachel Dratch……to death…Am I the only one still playing? Everyone else is drinking too, right?
Ooh, the F/K combo…
Got an odd trade offer that I’m sure I’ll deny, but still wondering some thoughts.
Give: JUp
Get: Cuddyer/CJ Wilson
It helps the rotation, but obviously kills my offense assuming Upton turns things around. He has Pujols, so I could counter for him. Or could counter for Kershaw. Thought? Talk amongst yourselves.
@Wilsonian, Deny
Here’s a stat I didn’t expect five weeks into the season:
The Tigers have a 1.4 WAR. As a team.
Ranked 28th.
Wow, very surprising… Who are the top 5?
@Grey, Sorry, I depend on email notifications to let me know when my comment has been responded to but for some reason some of those get sent to my spam folder. Any idea why?
Top 5:
Cardinals: 11.4
Rangers: 9.3
Braves: 7.9
Dodgers: 7.0
Yankees: 6.8
Bottom 5:
Marlins: 2.3
Mariners: 2.3
Tigers: 1.5
Athletics: 1.4
Pirates: 1.0
@Eddy, Not sure… Interesting… Cards are killing it right now…
Grey,
Can’t even believe I’m asking this question….
I’m in it deep in the OF in my 16 team H2H league. Lost Werth and I can’t get a remotely fair trade offer from my predatory leaguemates. Do you think Manny Ramirez gains OF eligibility this season?
/FMFBBL
Seems doubtful, but maybe by July/August he’ll get 5 games…
@Grey, Alright. Any hope for Dominic Brown? He’s available.
Slim to anorexic… Right now…
Grey, you don’t seem to like Allen Craig by much. Is this because you believe he won’t play every day or something else? I usually follow your advice,but I’m not dropping him over Pedro Alverez.
Don’t think he’ll play every day…
@Oxford Comma, Good lord Autocorrect. English version of the question:
You don’t seem to like Allen Craig very much. Is this cuz you don’t think he’ll play very much or something else? I usually follow your advice but I’m not dropping the cleanup hitter of the Cards for Pedro Alverez.
@Grey: fair market SP value for cespedes? cj wilson, norris or dempster? do any work straight up?
Dempster… You can Wilson…
Thayer or Janssen?
Janssen
I approve of the run support currently being afforded The Peav.
Would you drop Davis, Presley or Sweeney for Yo-Alo? Or Bauer perhaps? 14 team keeper as above.
I know his average is kinda empty but at least he’s hitting…
Presley
@Grey, Ike heard us.
A pulse?
Is James McDonald for real (finally)?
He’s looking real solid, yeah…
edinson/edwin for moore?
I’d take Moore in most leagues…
Espinosa strikes out with bases loaded… bout sums up his season so far
BnY
Yup… BnY
I’m also afraid Lind is going to heat back up and someone will pick him up.
Couldn’t drop him any lower in the order maybe he got the hint…
@grey- which side do you prefer jennings and cargo or fielder and choo. I need all around offensive help but I need more runs in particular.
@Martin, CarGo
My Ortiz & Lynn for Kershaw?
H2H pts.. no DH spot so Ortiz hogs UTIL
@EK, Kershaw
Would you rather have Lind, Chris Davis, or Goldschmidt in 5×5, H2H?
Basically looking for power here.
I ask because Goldschmidt is going to lose some time against Right Handers
@tggq21, Davis
Now only Hamilton and Kemp have more HRs than Dunn…What?
@Wake Up, Yup
Drop Guerra or Thornton for Janssen? Or either…
@EK, Guerra
Rank these 3 rest of season: anibal, gallardo, zimmermann
Thanks!
@Cheese, Anibal, Gallardo
Drop Guerra (LAD) and/or Bell (MIA) for Downs (LAA) and/or Dolis (CHC)?
Thanks.
@J. Corzo, Guerra and Bell…
Fuck. Really? Even Robertson can’t close a game!
@Wilsonian, Why so surprised? He already had more blown saves than converted saves in his career before this outing.
@Awesomus Maximus, Looking at blown saves for someone with minimal closing experience has to be taken with a grain of salt.
@Cheese, Agreed, but so does looking at converted saves. My point is, I don’t see anything that would lead me to think he’s going to be automatic in the role.
@Awesomus Maximus, just hoping one of my damn closers could be reliable. Between Hanrahan, Robertson, Marshall, Sale/Reed, I’ve got nothing.
@Wilsonian, I hear ya’, man. Seems like the term “reliable closer” can officially be added to the list of oxymorons at this point.
@Awesomus Maximus, Nice on the oxymoron, might use that for the title…
@Wilsonian, but he can pitch the 8th inning
@Mr Baseball, This is a good thing it gives Grey something to write about tommorrow
@Mr Baseball, Image of grey getting story ready for tommorrows deadline -
http://dspace.mit.edu/bitstream/handle/1721.1/35736/21W-730-4Fall-2002/NR/rdonlyres/Global/7/7CF5682A-4D48-4A3F-BFE6-4E16F417FF27/0/chp_typing_1.jpg
@Mr Baseball, Closepocalypse!
@Mr Baseball, HA!
In addition to forgetting to make Morrow active in the RCL today, I also have Marshall and Robertson. 33.75 ERA and 5.25 WHIP today.
@Steve, Ouch
Please rank these SPs for the next couple of months:
Samardz
Zambra
Capua
Scherzer
Cahill
@Oxford Comma, Scherzer, Cahill, Samard, Cap
@Grey, That’s depressing. Means the best I can do is Scherzer to improve a staff with Haren as the ace? What do u see in this guy with so so numbers last year and terrible numbers this year? Or maybe last year’s numbers weren’t so bad in your opinion?
been offered napoli/mous for a-gonz/d. jennings. 6×6 OPS. i’m thinking no, am i dull?
I’d want A-Gon’s side
1) Drop Guerra for Dolis?
2) Drop Smoak for Doumit ?
@BASH, Yup and yup
Uhhhh, Broxton? Double play would help.
cishek blown save…. ::places gun in mouth::
@Mrobs, thanks to stanton diving for a shallow CLee pop up that he wasn’t going to catch. Clee got to third instead of first. This one is on Stanton, hopefully Ozzie sees it that way
@jack, now Bell comes in and does ok. Stanton’s little league misplay (you don’t charge and dive with a one run lead in the 9th and nobody on) has likely cost Cishek his chance. Great for Bell owners, tough luck for us Cishek guys
@jack, Just don’t get why he is diving at all or why Ozzie doesnt pull him and put in a better RF defensively. Just stupid baseball with someone who has a bad knee.
He better homer to win it in the top 12th!
@Mrobs, Ha!
sooner or later , ozzie going to go with the venezuelan .
certainly doesn’t need an invitation from me .
OPS League… Who to drop out of C. Pena, Willingham, Reynolds, or Trumbo.
Thanks.
@Carlos, Reynolds
Just dropped Presley for Ike in the RCL. Worth a shot?
@Steve, Yup
@Steve, FIRST RULE, STEVE…
(there is no RCL?)
@royce!, May I point out, counsel, that I had already made the move. Just looking for some after-the-fact gratification
@Steve, I move for a bad court thingy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtVllgTPyfk&feature=related
@royce!, Motion to dismiss
Broxton! Good work big man.
@Steve, Ha
How cool would it be if these guys sat in the bullpen like this?
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/two-pitchers-one-pair-pants-everett-teaford-tim-162734930.html
@Steve, That’s awesome… Hopefully they know which balls to scratch…
@Grey, Sorry to post the photo again, but it never gets old.
shawn marcum and a closer for yu darkish? pull the trigger?
@kR Express, Yup
or darvish
Awww, Vargas. Just couldn’t keep it up.
@Steve, Almost got there…
@Grey, Got Miggy to hit into a double-play to get out of the inning. Hopefully the offense can pick him up in the 7th…
@Steve, Maybe this time, Mariner offense.
@Steve, Gah.
Just traded Pedroia/S. Casilla/ S. Marshall for Papi/Andrus/Marcum. Good trade? Bad trade? Even trade?
Looks decent…
Nelson Cruz dropped in 12-team H2H keeper (up to 3 years) – I think I know the answer, but who should I drop to put in a waiver claim for him – Rollins, Jed Lowry, Dave Robertson, or Trout?
Lowrie
The Closepocalypse has had me adding and dropping relievers so much that I actually had to run through all my teams to see if I still had Cishek anywhere. I do, but on the bench in a weekly league! Everything’s coming up royce!!
@royce!, Ha, seriously…
W(here)TF? is Boggs? Is the guys with the name I can’t spell the main 8th-inning guy now?
@Steve, Could be a matchup thing… Boggs could come in to face Hill, after The Rze faces two lefties.
@royce!, Or I could just be full of shit.
@royce!, Never!
@royce!, I hope so. I could do with a one-out Hold that would, had my opponent got one, send me into an apoplectic rage.
Ramos or Doumit ROS? Thanks Grey!
Doumit
Yes! Go the Mariners. Hell of an outing from Vargas.
Holy shit. Anyone else have Putz, Marshall and Robertson ON THE SAME TEAM?
Karma for Hamilton’s day yesterday, presumably.
@Steve, Don’t have Marshall, everyone else….
@Steve, I have Axford and Putz. Ruined two great outings from Peavy and Smyly for me.
Now we get Boggs?
@Steve, Ha… Your man Boggs…
@Grey, Um, do I need to look elsewhere for Holds?
This Boggs bullshit could really spoil the fun on a team where I own Peavy and streamed Vargas.
@Steve, Motte is an effing magician.
@Steve, Motte says you’re welcome.
Holy sheit. Putz you PUTZ! That’s what 3 nasty blowups already this year for you?
@jack, Yeah, not good…
Hey look at that. Another dinger for Craig! Go guys with 2 first names!
@3FingersBrown, Ha!
Drop Drabek for Samardzija or James McDonald?
@Nuke LaDouche, add Volquez to that list.
@Nuke LaDouche, Volquez at home, McDonald…
I know I’m being a pain in the arse asking about this all the time, but any thoughts on the choice between Jay and Craig on a day when Jay sat against a LHP and Craig didn’t.
@Steve, I think Craig’s worth a pick up but be ready for him to sit on occasion.
Does Cishek’s blown save warrant a rush to grab Mujica where available?
@Poo Holes, I’d grab him
@Grey, Isnt this a lot like Casilla the other night where Pagan takes a horrible route to a ball in CF and the inning goes on? It wasnt a slam dunk but a lead off triple scores over 90% of the time…….really hard to defend that run.
Even Ozzie is smart……..wait what am I saying……grab Mujica!
Is Brennan Boesch worth keeping in a 12-team H2H league when I have CarGo, Bruce, Choo, Maybin and Harper to rotate in my 3 OFs and 1 Util spot?
Janssen or Reed?
Gavin Floyd vs. KC tommorrow?
Or Henderson Alvarez vs MINN today?
Need to pick up a pitcher
Thanks !