Fantasy Baseball Advice

That is the number one searched phrase for fantasy baseball — Fantasy Baseball Yahoo. Personally, I think ESPN fantasy baseball is better. (Obviously, I think our fantasy baseball advice is better than Yahoo’s and ESPN’s.) Anyway, the fantasy baseballers (<–my Mom’s phrase) who are searching for “fantasy baseball Yahoo” don’t find Razzball. Or, you could say, they’re not looking for it. But why even mention this search for Yahoo fantasy baseball? This doesn’t really matter to you, John Q. Razzball-Reader. No, it doesn’t. But it did get me thinking about what the readers of Razzball are thinking when they do find us. So here are 20 searches for people who find Razzball (fantasy baseball Yahoo is not one of them) and my answers to their searches:

1. Is Ben Zobrist Jewish? — Why, because his last name ends in brist? It’s a bris, people.
2. When was Randy Johnson elected to the Hall of Fame? — 2015, future boy.
3. Adrian Beltre wearing water wings and aviator goggles — If anyone has a picture of this, send it in.
4. Brian Roberts, Europe — Just east of Frankfurt.
5. Robocop is a what? Need one word — Movie.
6. How many kids does Carl Crawford have? — 17.
7. Do you call September? — If it leaves its number.
8. 2008 baseball stats spreadsheet — Our fantasy baseball player rater.
9. Sweater thong in The Bootheel — Sexy.
10. Christopher Walken thinks The Last Emperor is romantic? — Of course!
11. Best one year relief season — Lou covered the Best Closers Ever.
12. Funky Cold Mussina — To the other side of the cantina.
13. Razzball is best site, what’s number two? — Lolcats
14. Pete Rose haircut — Bowl. Then there’s Pete Rose naked.
15. Razzball + Tina Turner — She’s like 75 and she still has 3rd base eligibility, if you catch my drift.
16. Why is Yankee Stadium closing? — Cause Shea’s closing.  One-upped!
17. Jose Valverde entrance song — The Macarena.
18. Ron Howard baseball player — Nope, but he does wear a baseball cap. A lot.
19. Enjoy a ton of Prince Fielder backside — Thank you, I’ll try.
20. What has more tryptophan, turkey or Razzball? — Razzball! And while you’re still awake, we want to wish you a great one — Happy Thanksgiving!

Yahoo’s Fantasy Baseball platform allows you to swap guys around your roster as long as their game hasn’t started.

Teams submit lineups about an hour before games start.

If a hitter is in the starting lineup, Yahoo puts a ‘^’ next to his name. If he’s riding the pine, there is an ‘x’ next to his name.

So if you have hitters on your bench, log in about 45 minutes before the first games are set to begin to see if any of your starting lineup is getting the day off.

Beats getting goose eggs for one hitter while a bench player is putting up stats.