Welcome to our second FanDuel Freeroll of the season. And congrats to fyeabaseball who took 1st out of 337 entries and won a cool 75 toad hides. I came in 70th and am a disgrace to my family. This week’s freeroll is on Friday the 13th which means Peyton Hillis will jinx a Ricky Nolasco no-no.
Here are some possible plays for Friday’s games:
P: Ricky Nolasco: Ricky is 5-1 against the Astros with 2 complete games.
C: Ryan Hanigan: He is a pretty decent 5 for 5 against against Jordan Zimmerman. I think that is good. Let me get my calculator out.
1B: Justin Morneau: Morneau is 2 for 4 off Matt Harrison.
2B: Rickie Weeks: Jair Jurrjens has given up 3 hits in 7 at bats to Weeks.
2B: Robinson Cano: Cano has hit Ervin Santana very well in his career going 11 for 32 against him with 4 donkaruskis.
3B: Jack Hannahan: Your deep thought for today is that Hannahan is 6 for 11 off Luke Hochevar with 3 doubles, 2 home runs and 5 ribbies.
3B: Chone Figgins: Bartolo Colon has allowed 5 hits in 12 at bats to Figgy Cent.
SS: Derek Jeter: He’s been hitting well early and is 17 for 38 with 3 home runs against Ervin Santana.
SS: Asdrubal Cabrera: Luke Hochevar has not pitched well against the current Cleveland roster and Cabrera has hit 7 of 19 against him.
OF: Austin Jackson: Jackson is 3 for 6 against Jake Peavy and has been hot to start the season.
OF: Cameron Maybin: Maybin is 4 for 10 off Aaron Harang with a homer and has been playing wellish. Not Welsh.
OF: Shin-Soo Choo: Choo is 13 for 23 against Hochevar with 4 doubles, 2 homers and 10 RBIs.
Now let’s take a look at some of the early bargains at each position in FanDuel so far this season. There is a balance you have to make with value versus bad assness. You’ll see that Miguel Cabrera has been dominant so far AND has the most points per $1,000 spent (for non pitchers). So there is a win/win situation, but that’s not always the case. Jeff Samardzija is a risky player who really paid off last time but Felix Hernandez who costs a whole Yugo more is safer and put up 25 FanDuel Points in his first start. In hindsight you would choose Samardzija everyday, but we aren’t always going to be that lucky. That’s what makes the game fun I guess.
Pitchers
Jeff Samardzija: $2,500 — 8.4 Points/$k | 21 FDP/g
Lance Lynn: $3,900 — 4.9 Points/$k | 19 FDP/g
Tommy Hunter: $3,100 — 4.8 Points/$k | 15 FDP/g
Lucas Harrell: $3,500 — 4.6 Points/$k | 16 FDP/g
Jason Hammel $4,300 — 4.0 Points/$k | 17 FDP/g
Catchers
Alex Avilla: $3,500 — 2.0 Points/$k | 7 FDP/g
A.J. Ellis: $2,400 — 1.8 Points/$k | 4.3 FDP/g
Yadier Molina: $2,800 — 1.6 Points/$k | 4.6 FDP/g
Carlos Santana: $3,600 — 1.2 Points/$k | 4.5 FDP/g
Josh Thole: $2,700 — 1.2 Points/$k | 3.3 FDP/g
First Basemen
Miguel Cabrera: $4,400 — 2.2 Points/$k | 9.7 FDP/g
Carlos Pena: $3,600 — 2.2 Points/$k | 8 FDP/g
Adam Laroche: $3,000 — 1.8 Points/$k | 5.5 FDP/g
Eric Hosmer: $3,800 — 1.3 Points/$k | 5 FDP/g
Prince Fielder: $4,200 — 1.3 Points/$k | 5.7 FDP/g
After the top 20 outfielders for 2012 fantasy baseball, guess what we have here? The top something-something’s? Cute, random italicized voice. We have the top 40 outfielders for 2012 fantasy baseball. That’s right, Wonderful just gave birth to Awesome. Wanna hear something even awesomier? I’m going to turn this to 60 then 80. Hopefully I don’t blow my amp. The hardest part about writing these 2012 fantasy baseball rankings posts is writing this opening. Trying to make the clerical stuff sound less clerical, ya know? So I just copied the openings from previous years where applicable. As with other rankings, where I see tiers beginning and ending are mentioned along with my projections. Anyway, here’s the top 40 outfielders for 2012 fantasy baseball:
21. Drew Stubbs – This tier started in the top 20 outfielders for 2012 fantasy baseball. This tier goes from here until Kendrick. I call this tier, “I’ll happily reach for one of these guys if I have to, in the non-sexual way. Though it’s kinda sad this is the third tier of outfielders that I’m excited about. Times is tough, yo.” Stubbs isn’t really the same player as Fellatio Upton, so I battled with how to get him out of the same tier. I battled myself by dunking my hands in two bowls of Jell-O, then thumb-wrestling myself to a ten round draw. I ended up figuring it was fine to put Stubbs in the same tier but below him. 2012 Projections: 80/17/55/.240/40
22. Krispie Young – Krispie is another guy that I kinda wanted to move to another tier and he’s even pretty far below Stubbs (though it sure doesn’t seem that way in these rankings). What Krispie has going for him that Beej and Stubbs don’t is 25-plus homer power. He’s pretty seriously deficient in average though, and when I’m saying that compared to Stubbs and Upton, it’s saying something. Grey said, “Something.” See? 2012 Projections: 85/25/80/.235/25
23. Jason Heyward – This is probably the furthest I’m out on a limb with an outfielder. He could be a worse pick than Markakis. Last year Heyward hurt his shoulder, then Glass Chipper started questioning his manhood even though Chipper invented the oblique just so he could miss 40 games a year. Heyward’s BABIP was obscenely low so he should hit at least 40 points higher without much effort. Hitting for a better average with a healthier shoulder should help him build confidence, move him up in the order and hit for more power. You could blend those variables together and you may end up with a wheatgrass/kale antioxidant health drink that is supposed to be good for you but just makes you want to vomit. If at any point in the spring there’s news that his shoulder is still bothering him, I’ll drop him way down in the rankings. 2012 Projections: 80/22/90/.280/10
25. Shin-Soo Choo – This is a new tier. This tier goes from here until Gordon. I call this tier, “I could see myself missing out on these guys because others are believing them more than me.” Most ‘perts are looking at Choo’s 2011 as an aberration. That wasn’t Soo Choo, that was Soju. An Asian flush with bad luck. So last year he had a .317 BABIP (off his career rate, but not really that terrible), a 1o.4% HR/FB (again, not hideous), a 10.1% walk rate (not bad) and a 21.8% K-rate (around his career rate). He missed a bunch of games because of injury. If he’s healthy, he’s back to the 17-20 homer, 17-20 steal guy. Yay. I don’t know; it’s all right. I’m not excited to draft him. 2012 Projections: 80/17/85/.280/17
26. Carl Crawford – Last year, things started poorly and went from bad to Mad Libs in the cliche. Slumps get into guys’ heads and if there isn’t a big girl around to have sex with that slump can last longer than anyone wants. I’m willing to ignore last year. Really, I am. Then the wrist surgery this offseason. Damn, that wrist got me pist. Red Sox are reporting he should be ready for Opening Day. I’m reporting he’s going to miss a month. There’s a small silver lining. His wrists aren’t his legs. Hey, I should’ve gotten better than a C in Human Anatomy! If he falls, I could see gambling on him, but it’s probably not going to happen if you follow my rankings. 2012 Projections: 75/10/70/.280/30
27. Alex Gordon – Here’s what I said at the end of last year for Gordon, “Gordon’s line this year was 101/23/87/.303/17. Terrific! Wonderful! Tonderific! But if you peek under the hood, things aren’t as they seem. His BABIP is .358, easily a career high in the majors. His walk rate and line drive rate dropped from last year, and his ground ball rate nudged up. His homers and speed look about right, but if luck goes against him those two categories could get affected. He’s probably much closer to a .280 hitter with 17-20 homers and 12-15 steals. With just a tad bad luck, he becomes a fifteen homer guy with 10 steals and a .265 average. That’s far from spectacular. That’s spectaculess. I just made that up; you like it? You use it.” And that’s me quoting me! 2012 Projections: 85/20/100/.280/12
28. Brett Gardner – This is a new tier. This tier goes from here until Rasmus. I call this tier, “I’m targeting these guys for my teams. They might all end up getting sleeper posts. You’ve been forewarned. (Bee tee dubya, the projections in this tier are a bit optimistic, but I’m sick of hiding my excitement. Let me free-ball and show you my love!)” I’m unabashedly a fan of Gardner, which makes very little sense if you’ve read this site for an extended period of time because usually I ignore SAGNOF’ers and just grab one later or off waivers. To me, Gardner is underrated, which is odd because Yankees are usually overrated. Gardner is just an enigma wrapped inside a riddle inside a fortune cookie that reads, “Person who sleeps with scratchy rear wakes with smelly finger.” 2012 Projections: 105/8/50/.280/50
29. Jayson Werth – Ponder this, guys and three girl readers, is Werth that different from Corey Hart? Okay, stop pondering it, your eyes are crossing. He’s not hitting 35+ homers again like he used to in Citizens Flank, but he should also be better than last year and the Nats offense is looking solid. Yeah, I know how weird that sounds. Don’t point out the obvious. 2012 Projections: 75/22/90/.265/15
30. Logan Morrison – His Isolated Power was .221. Dan Uggla’s was .220. Paul Konerko’s .217. Jay Bruce’s .217. Logan Morrison only hit 23 homers last year. He missed almost 40 games last year because of injuries and his inability to put the cone of silence on his Twitter account. He’ll only be 24 years old for the better part of 2012 and the Miami Marlins revamped their lineup by throwing some fabulous moolah around for a World Series ring. 2012 Projections: 60/25/75/.270/5
32. Peter Bourjos – What does it mean that Bourjos is ranked this high? It means we’re all screwed. Sorry, don’t mean to yell fire in the theater of Razzball, but outfield is shallower than a conversation with a Kardashian. I already went over my Bourjos 2012 fantasy. I wrote it while refusing to eat at Subway because it reeks of onions. 2012 Projections: 85/15/50/.255/35
33. Alex Rios – I wrote an Alex Rios 2012 fantasy post. It pained me to write that post and I hope you forgive me but I felt like it needed to be said. Now please forget the apology if I’m right or forget that I wrote the post if I’m wrong. Thanks, over-the-internet friend! 2012 Projections: 75/17/85/.270/22
34. Colby Rasmus – I’m out on serious limbs with some the players’ rankings in this tier. Just when you thought I was totally out of my gourd with my Rios ranking, here’s Rasmus about 35 spots ahead of where I see some other ‘perts ranking him. The key thing with drafting is you are drafting for the upcoming year, don’t try and put together a team that would’ve kicked serious booty while bagging last year’s doubloons. That’s not going to win you something, but hopefully I just learned you something. Hey, that sounds like a rhyme Pitbull would make. Blah blah blah Kodak, blah blah blah Kodak. 2012 Projections: 85/22/70/.265/10
35. Corey Hart – This is a new tier. This tier goes from here until Ethier. I call this tier, “I’ll reluctantly draft these guys, but I’d rather not.” On first glance, Corey Hart’s season last year looks okay. On second glance, his 2010 season of 31 homer, 7 steal 2010 and 2011 of 26/7 look remarkably similar — he simply had 15 less games last year. On third glance, you see his fly ball rate plummeted and start to think his homer per fly ball rate is unsustainable. On fourth glance, you start to wonder why you’re looking at Corey Hart’s numbers four times. On fifth glance, there is no fifth glance. On sixth glance, you think about how he may not break 75 runs or RBIs without Prince Fielder, fifty games of The Hebrew Herpes and the invariably injured Weeks. On seventh glance, you accidentally hypnotize yourself and begin to cluck like a chicken in front of an audience of strangers. 2012 Projections: 75/24/70/.265/8
35 1/2. Yoenis Cespedes – I went over my Yoenis Cespedes fantasy while studying for Jeopardy! 2012 Projections: 65/20/80/.250/12
36. Nick Markakis – The last four years his homer totals have been 20, 18, 12, 15. One of these years he may stand up and say he is Sparkakis, but until then I don’t care to gamble on a guy that is averaging 16 1/4 homers a year. I mean, who ever even heard of quarter homers? Those are singles, Nick. Elevate the ball. 2012 Projections: 80/18/85/.295/10
38. Andre Ethier – This tier that I’m planning on missing makes an already shallow outfield that much more shallow. I get that. That’s why I named this tier, “I’ll reluctantly draft…” I don’t like Ethier, but I can’t turn my nose up at dozens of guys this year. I don’t buy into Ethier bouncing back to being a top 20 outfielder. I say if you draft him, you’re going to get a top 30 outfielder at best. That means he’s ranked near his ceiling. Opportunity costs will probably have me looking elsewhere. Hypothetical things that have no weight need to be weighed. It’s all very scientific. 2012 Projections: 70/22/85/.295
39. Torii Hunter – This is a new tier. This tier ends at Vernon Wells then starts again in the top 60 for 2012 fantasy baseball so I can sneak in the SAGNOF tier. I call this tier, “Vets that I’m either lukewarm about or slightly more than lukewarm about. Read the temperature gauge.” The guys in this tier are mostly okay, unless you draft your team then get in a DeLorean and play out your fantasy league in 2004. Then they’re awesome! Maybe one of the guys in this tier has a Lance Berkman 2011 year. There always seems to be one, but don’t say you know which guy it is — someone might be listening. If I had to bet on a surprising year from one vet, I’d go with Torii Hunter. Lineup’s going to be the best he’s had in a while and he can lamp in the outfield. Will he definitely surprise like that doode from Community coming out with one of the best albums of 2011? Nah, but the Torii Hunter gambino won’t cost you much. 2012 Projections: 80/24/90/.270/7
40. Vernon Wells – Cause crazy talk isn’t just something that I reserve for Alex Rios, I also wrote a Vernon Wells sleeper post. No, there will be no sleeper post about Todd Helton, but that’s funny and sarcastic. You’re a double threat! 2012 Projections: 75/25/85/.260/8
40 1/16. Michael Bourn – This is a new tier. This tier goes from here until the end of this post. I call this tier, “SAGNOF!” I just throw all these schmohawk steals guys in the same tier, because, well, frankly, interjection, they’re the same shizz. Bourn gets you nothing but steals. If you think that’s a smart way to build a team, I got a Lorenzo Cain, Michael Brantley or yadda3 off waivers that says you should follow the SAGNOF theorem of evolution that says these guys ain’t got no face. Double negatives being damned, and all. 2012 Projections: 90/2/40/.280/50
40 1/4. Coco Crisp – Coco Crisp could be a cheap Brett Gardner. Yes, I’m being cereal. 2012 Projections: 65/7/50/.260/35
40 what/fraction-is-this?Nyjer Morgan – Or should I say Tony Plush? I could see a scenario where Morgan gets confused by not seeing Fielder and Braun and steals two bases in one inning for two different teams. Sorta like a Joel Youngblood move, only crazier. 2012 Projections: 65/3/30/.270/27
40 3/4. Juan Pierre – Doesn’t have a team yet, but if he gets an everyday job then he’ll give you the usual. If you don’t know what Juan Pierre gives you fantasy-wise, I have a copper-plated zinc portrait of Lincoln to sell you for $19.99. 2012 Projections: 85/1/40/.285/30
40 7/8. Rajai Davis – Doesn’t have a starting job right now, but didn’t last year and stole 34 bases. Nothing like a basestealer that has a walk rate under 5%. Rajai, you can’t steal first base, but you can throw your elbow into a pitch or two. Keep that in mind. 2012 Projections: 40/1/20/.260/30
2011 was supposed to be a big year for Shin-Soo Choo — he was coming off his 2nd straight 20-20 season, his looming military service requirement to the Korean government was in the rearview mirror and he was just entering his prime age. Many (including yours truly) predicted a true breakout, and drafted him as an OF1. The statline that ensued packed about as much punch as Ralph Wiggum’s love life. Choo started the season in a horrendous slump before being caught for a DUI, and from there his slump spiraled out of control. Finally and mercifully his season hit rock bottom when a thumb injury sidelined him for a long period of time. Hailing from a culture that holds honor and duty in very high esteem, it would be foolish to say that the distraction of the DUI was not at least partly to blame for his first half struggles.
The story takes a positive turn after that, as Choo successfully and uneventfully rehabbed from his injury and returned in the second half. The results were enough to remind owners of why they spent a high draft pick. He flexed his 20-20 skillset, hitting 3 homeruns and stealing 4 bags in August to go along with an otherworldly .348 batting average. This resurgence was ultimately cut short when Choo fell victim to “the year of the oblique,” straining the pesky muscle and ending his season prematurely. When evaluating Choo for early 2012 drafts, I find myself largely ignoring his abysmal first half 2011 and looking to that solid month of August. In doing so I am trusting that the problems were largely between the ears and that he put them in the past in the 2nd half and will be fine for this season. His ADP currently sits in the 70s, which is a pretty sizeable value for a true 5 category threat with a proven floor of production.
While we are on the subject of toolsy outfielders, I may be in the minority but I’m buying Carl Crawford this year. Yes, last year was about as ugly as it gets, and yes he still will probably be relegated to hitting in a less-than-advantageous spot in Boston’s lineup in 2012. These rather unsavory facts aside, I think a pretty convincing reason can be made to draft Crawford at his current ADP (mid-late 3rd round). At a glance his paltry 11 homeruns look bad, but consider that his career average for homeruns in a season sits somewhere around 15. Additionally, his 2011 ISO is actually HIGHER than his career ISO. Recall that you are NOT drafting Crawford for his power. You drafted him because he is a speedster that hits double digit home runs. He hit that power mark last year, and will continue to do that going forward.
Since power is not Crawford’s game the bigger issue was obviously his inexplicable drop in steals from 47 in 2010 to 18 in 2011. The aforementioned position in the lineup certainly played a part, as did nagging injuries, but in my opinion the largest single factor in this drop was his utilization. I really think that the Red Sox put the brakes on his game. This year, sweeping changes have been made to the Red Sox in both the front office and managerial positions. Since they have made such a huge investment in Crawford, they will really have no choice but to turn him loose going forward. This, coupled with an additional year getting used to the “pressure” environment in Boston, makes me bullish on Crawford this year.
Some more quick busts turned 2012 fantasy baseball value picks:
Nick Swisher – Still hitting in a bandbox in a great lineup. Yankees do not have better options anyway.
Kevin Youkilis – GGOW (Greek God of Walks) getting drafted in the 6th round at a weak 3B position? Yes, please.
Ike Davis – The latest casualty to the Mets’ training staff looks like a fine value at the end of drafts this year. Keeping with our Simpsons theme, pretty sure Dr. Nick could do a better job than the scrubs treating these injuries.
Brandon Belt – Maybe we were a year early on the hype train? At a round 15 price tag, I’ll pay to find out.
Andre Ethier – No, we haven’t forgotten about you. If your knee is finally right you might win some leagues as a flier OF3.
Jaime Garcia – Not really a “bust,” but HUGE home/road splits kept him from realizing true potential. Maybe he’s afraid of airplanes? Could be huge if he figures out how to pitch on the road.
Jose Tabata – Bloom is off the rose a bit with nagging injuries, but Shane Victorino upside hasn’t gone anywhere.
Adam Dunn – There’s not much more that can be said about his 2011. Hopefully it really was Ozzie Guillen that was the problem and he could go back to hitting 40 HRs for his fantasy owners. Still hits in a favorable environment.
What a ridonkulous season from Melky Cabrera. Most of youse didn’t even draft him and here he is in September going 4-for-5 with his 18th homer, raising his average to .303 to go along with 18 steals. As they used to say in 14th century China, “Damn, Ming.” The spilled coffee on the saucer that then drips onto your dress shirt is I don’t trust this guy at all for next year. 18/18/.300 becomes 12/15/.275 very fast. Ask anyone that’s drafted The Big FraGu in the past. And 12/15/.275 is pretty much unusable in most mixed leagues. It’s the first guy off the team when there’s a hot pickup. So enjoy your Melk for now, but don’t throw away the non-dairy creamer. Hmm… That sounded better in my head. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Randy Wells - 4 1/3 IP, 5 ER. If you’re new to the site, you probably have no idea when I say donkeycorn, cyclops with a monocle, Cust kayin’, Sparky Anklebiter or a whole array of other gibberish. But, more importantly for this, you don’t know about my previous love affair with Randy Wells. During my Blue Period, I drank nothing but blueberry milkshakes and talked of nothing but Randy Wells’s eventual turn around. The same mood can also be found in some of my early Jeremy Guthrie posts. Then Randy Wells started pitching well recently. I grew excited. Not in that way. Then I thought about picking him up. Luckily, I didn’t. He’s the devil.
Logan Morrison – First game back in the lineup and he went yard for his 20th. He filed a grievance against the Miami Marlins yesterday. Or is it still Florida? How can they change their name? There’s so much history! This grievance is because Morrison said he was disciplined without “just cause.” Love to hear the Marlins say, “No, you were disciplined “just cause” we can.”
Hanley Ramirez – Dr. Freeze performed shoulder surgery on Hanley and he should be good to go for the 2012 season. Will be interesting to see where he’s drafted. Out of the gate, I’m guessing he’ll go around the 4th round and then will bump up when good news comes out of Spring Training or bump down if a setback happens. These are the kind of things that interest me. I can’t imagine why these things don’t interest the girls I’m talking to at a bar.
Mike Stanton – 0-for-3 as he returned from the DL. I’m holding my hands in the shape of a heart over my actual heart.
Jhoulys Chacin – 5 2/3 IP, 4ER, 13 baserunners, 1 K. For what it’s Wuertz, I’m gonna like Chacin again next year.
B.J. Upton – 2-for-5, 3 RBIs and his 21st homer. I like Upton a lot. I don’t think it’s subconsciously because of his first name. Why don’t others like him? Do I sound needy?
Brandon Phillips – 2-for-5, 1 RBI and his 16th homer and fourth in the last four games. BP is doing work, son. On a related note, the people who bought tickets for this Cubs and Reds game back in March must’ve been bummed this game meant nothing, but then they ended up seeing a good game. September Grey is so empathic.
Chris Heisey – 2-for-5, his 17th homer and 2nd in as many games. Too much talent on this team at the dish, I like everyone except Paul Janish. I just freestyled that.
Alexi Ogando – 6 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 4 Ks. Number one reason I don’t bet on sports. Would’ve never guessed Ogando had this bounce back start in him.
Homer Bailey – 6 IP, 4 ER, 9 baserunners, 9 Ks and 2 homers allowed. It’s a lot of pressure dealing with an aptronym.
Mark Buehrle – 6 1/3 IP, 6 ER, 17 baserunners(!!!), 1 K. That was karmic retribution for the no-hitter and perfect game.
Pablo Sandoval – 4-for-4 and his 20th homer as he yelled at each pitch to get in his belly.
Kyle Weiland – 3 IP, 4 ER. When a big game is on the line the one guy the Red Sox want on the mound is Jon Lester or maybe Josh Beckett, so they threw Weiland yesterday and he should go back to singing “Plush.”
Adrian Gonzalez – 0-for-3 with his 111th RBI. Make a wish. Like, maybe, don’t lose the Wild Card.
Shin-Soo Choo – Was activated then reaggravated his oblique and is done for the year. Hey, Shin-Soo, FU.
Kyle Kendrick – 5 IP, 1 ER, 2 baserunners, 6 Ks. I’m beginning to think I could have an under-3.50 ERA if I pitched for the Phils.
Cliff Lee – 9 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks. Whatever, Kendrick was able to get the win. That’s what Cy Young voters look at.
Ian Desmond – 5-for-6, 3 RBIs and one run. Without looking it up, I’m guessing this was the biggest game of his career. Where else do you get such insight? I ask you, where else?!
Wilson Ramos – 3-for-5, 3 runs. He could have a breakout season next year too. It’s all about catcher depth this week at Razzball. Aren’t you glad the week’s over?
Tom Milone – 5 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 4 Ks. First start of three where he’s looked competent. He should compete for a rotation spot next year, but outside of very deep keepers, he’s not worth your time yet.
Jayson Werth – 0-for-5 as he talked his way into the lineup yesterday. Here’s what Davey Johnson said, “(Werth) is getting treatment on it every day. He had some strange looking blue tape on it (Wednesday) night. I texted him early this morning and asked if he needed a blow…. He texted me back and said, ‘I’m fine. I felt stiff yesterday, but I feel good.’” What on earth is going on in the Nats’ clubhouse? Is this why Davey Johnson is so popular with his players?
Stephen Strasburg returned yesterday in case you’re living under a rock that doesn’t get the MLB package. Reminds me of a line Selig uses on his wife, “Hey, baby, wanna see the MLB package?” What can I say about Strasburg that hasn’t been said before? That he stinks. That hasn’t been said before. It’s also not true; probably why it hasn’t been said before. He can translate Pig Latin into Ancient Sumerian. That’s never been said before. Also, not true, but whatevs. If Strasburg is available in your league, I’m guessing you’re in a ten team league where it’s you vs. nine alias you made up. Hey, whatever it takes to win, right? But if he’s available, grab him. I imagine he’ll be fine this year if a bit more hype than is actually warranted. I mean, in roto leagues, is he really changing your ratios that are from 1300 innings with twenty of his own innings? No, probably not. Oh, and he threw five shutout innings in last night’s game. Yeah, he’s good. Well, that’s been said before. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Psyche! Before we jump into the roundup, just wanted to say our fantasy football site has been getting updated, but sometimes when you switch servers (as we did last week), it takes a bit for your browser to clear cache or cookies or something that I don’t fully understand. The site should be up to date now. If it’s not showing a post newer than last week, please tell me in the comments. Thanks, friend. Anyway II, the roundup:
Jason Kipnis – 1-for-3 in his return. Before his hammy/oblique injuries, he was knocking seeds all over the field like an Amish farmer after a 12-pack of Red Bull.
Kosuke Fukudome – When he gets hot, he gets scorching and he now has homers in two consecutive games. Roll out the red carpet! And I’m not referring to Joan from Mad Men.
Carlos Carrasco – Will miss all of 2012 with Tommy John surgery. A representative of the Mayans said, “You ain’t gonna miss anything.”
Shin-Soo Choo – Said he will return on September 13th. I don’t care. I mean, I care enough to not care, if that makes sense. Choo’s hurt me this year! My wounds are fresh! I’m thinking of taking him to small claims court where this Indians middle reliever, who came in after Hagadone, will be presiding.
Fausto Carmona – 1 1/3 IP, 7 ER. Seems odd to make a deal with the devil and tell him you don’t need his help after September 5th.
Drew Pomeranz – Will make his MLB debut on Sunday vs. the Reds. So why do you care? I’m not sure. Maybe you’re related to Pomeranz. Hey, Stew Pomeranz, thanks for reading! Pomeranz was a first round pick in 2010 and has a 1.78 ERA in his first 20 pro starts with a big time K-rate. But, and unless you’re an alien there’s always a but, he’s very young and will start his home games in Coors. In deep keepers, sure, take a flyer with him for your bench. Everyone else, I’d let the schmohawk in your league who wears a jersey of a team he doesn’t like to the draft to throw everyone off take the risk. You know, the guy too smart for his own good.
Rickie Weeks – Could return this weekend. Or The Weeknd, if you’re into R&B.
Rick Porcello – 6 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners, 1 K. You know what Porcello is good for? Inconsistency and no Ks. Sorry, sometimes the truth hurts, Rakim.
Brett Myers – 7 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 4 Hits, 6 Ks. Last time Myers had a four-hitter he ended up with a restraining order.
Jeff Niemann – 4 2/3 IP, 7 ER. Fellow -mann’s, Jordan and Horace, are none too impressed and neither am I. Frank Herrmann, “Don’t forget me!” Who are you?
C.J. Wilson – 9 IP, 0 ER, 8 baserunners, 6 Ks. Remind me to never doubt a reliever turned starter. Seriously, make Kevin Gregg a starter and he’ll have a 2.00 ERA.
David Murphy – 4-for-4, 4 RBIs and his 9th homer. The other day I said something like Murphy goes through stretches where he should be owned in all leagues. And that’s me paraphrasing me!
Jon Lester – 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 11 Ks. Now has an ERA of 2.93 on the year and a 1.19 WHIP. Seems like he’s gotten so good that he’s taken for granted and forgotten when the best pitchers in baseball are talked about. Then again, I try not to watch ESPN, where they probably have 30 minute segments during each Sportscenter about Sawx pitchers.
Josh Beckett – Turns out he had an ankle sprain, then he didn’t have an ankle sprain and now he has one again. One thing he definitely doesn’t have is a decisive doctor. Beckett will miss one start and he’s downgrading Al Bumbry’s mint rookie card to a nickel in his baseball card magazine.
Dustin Pedroia – The Sawx scored 14 runs and the Sparky Anklebiter went 0-for-5. Ticker tease!
Marco Scutaro – 4-for-5, 4 RBIs, 2 runs. Now 7 for his last 12. Marco…Scutaro…Just pops up in the most unlikely places (when you close your eyes in a pool).
Mike Leake – 9 IP, 2 ER, 3 baserunners, 6 Ks. He was one out from a one-hitter shutout when LaHair moussed him.
Bobby Parnell – Gave up 2 runs as he blew the save, but the Mets went on to win the game. Doesn’t it seem that when a team rallies after a blown save that the team is less inclined to worry about the closer blowing the game originally? Maybe it’s just confirmation bias. (<–Thanks, Psych 101!)
Jorge Posada – 1-for-3 with his 13th homer as Jesus sat, which is nowhere near as hip as Jesus walks.
Brett Gardner – 1-for-3 with his 7th homer and 43rd steal for the slam & legs. He’s obviously nowhere as valuable as Ellsbury this year, but I still have my delusions that he can be one of these years.
Jake Peavy – 6 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 9 Ks. That looks like the Peavy of old… Oh, I know. He was facing the Twins in the Hubert H. Homerfree Retrodome.
Alex Rios – 1-for-4 with a homer and he’s batting .455 in the last week. If he got hot for the final three weeks it wouldn’t shock me. Whatever he can do to pull the wool over people’s eyes for next year he’ll do it. I can see it now. Random Commenter in March, “Hey, Grey, what do you think of Rios? While he was one of the worst players and human beings for five months, he was good last September.”
Jason Motte – Salas pitched in the 7th inning and Motte got the save. The closer role has been clinched!…Then Motte gave up a run. So I’d look at Motte first, but there’s no way of knowing which way the wind’s going to blow La Russa’s feathered locks.
Ramon Ramirez – Speaking of closers, everyone’s pointing at Sergio Romo and he pitched the 8th inning while Ram-Ram got the save. This is an obviously fluid situation that needs plastic bed sheets.
Dee Gordon – 3-for-5 with his 16th steal. I guess you don’t need steals. Must be nice being like the little Monopoly man with steals hanging out of your tuxedo. Ooh, look at me, I have Boardwalk and Park Place and steals.
Vance Worley – 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 6 Ks. ERA is now 2.86 on the year and his record is 11-1. Good enough to make a Philly fan puke on someone. In a good way.
Brad Lincoln – 6 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks. Back in June when he was first called up, I made him a Buy. You can look it up! Since then, haven’t really talked about him. He now has a 3.53 ERA in 35 2/3 innings with a 1.18 WHIP and he’s been much better as a starter than a long reliever as the Pirates used him for a bit. His Ks are a bit pedestrian and he grew his beard because some letter written by an 11-year-old. You are your own boss, Lincoln! I could see streaming him for the reminder of the season with the right matchups.
Ryan Doumit – 1-for-4 with a homer. On Monday, he went 3-for-4. Ryan Without-Mitt usually can hit; he can’t usually stay healthy. That’s his caveat for our Latin American readers.
Jose Tabata – Has a fracture in his hand. Or as they say in Brad Hand’s household, a fractured last name.
