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A-Rod Torn on Cougars, Meniscus

July 11, 2011 By: Grey Category: Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes 152 Comments →

Apparently, A-Rod’s got a bucket list (get creative with letter replacements for b) that he wrote when he was 15 years old.  Madonna, check.  Cameron Diaz, check.  Christie Brinkley, check.  “I wonder if Phoebe Cates will come to my pool party.”  To spice things up, he puts on Betamax copies of Skinemax movies.  “Oh, Emmanuelle…” Who needs Derek Jeter’s rejects when you can have Mickey Rourke’s?  So with the media circus surrounding Jeter’s 3000 hit, Rudy and I both couldn’t make it out to The House They Built Next To The House Ruth Built, but we were able to send Keith Morrison of Dateline.  “Hello, I’m Keith Morrison of Dateline.  It’s in this small, bucolic town, the South Bronx, that Alex Rodriguez calls home.  Everything seemed right in the world this weekend.  The famed Yankee captain, Derek Jeter, did what no other Yankee had done before, but quietly in the corner of the clubhouse something was brewing below the surface — A-Rod’s knee and his love of cougars.”  A-Rod is going to miss the next 6 weeks or so with knee surgery.  If you’re wondering if your team will be all right without his power, look at his stats for the last month.  Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:

CC Sabathia – 9 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks while A-Rod made eyes at his mom.

Paul Maholm – 7 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 4 baserunners, 8 Ks.  Now has a season ERA of 2.96.  Has helped me remove some of the odor from dropping Anibal the first week of the season.

Pedro Alvarez – It’s a cruel twist of fate when you draft someone, they suck, get injured and then sadly you leave them on your DL for two months hoping they’ll turn their season around when they return only to be demoted.  Unfortunately, the cruelness won’t end there because I’ll probably draft him again next year.  Alvarez, please use an alternate route than Ian Stewart.

Jake Peavy – 4 1/3 IP, 5 ER.  There’s guys like Luebke on your waivers and you continue to roll out Peavy.  That there is why you’re losing.  Sorry, it’s Tough Love Time with Grey Albright.  Our next guest will be the guy who still has Pedro Alvarez on his team.  Wait, that’s me.  No, tables, don’t turn!

Adam Dunn – Hit a homer on Friday and that’s it all weekend.  They should put him in the Home Run Derby so we can see our first strikeout.

Jordan Zimmermann – 6 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 6 Ks.  Didn’t say I didn’t like him when I said to sell him on Friday.  Don’t put words in mouth, you know I don’t like that.  Now eat your vegetables.

Carlos Gonzalez – Headed for an MRI on Monday.  Wait, that’s today?  Unless you’re in New Zealand — weirdos!  If it’s bad news about the CarGo MRI, I give you permission to cry if A) You own him.  B) You’re a Rockies fan.  C) There’s no C.

Jhoulys Chacin – 7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 4 Ks.  Here’s what I said after his last start, “Hopefully he’ll start to turn things around again.  Just putting that out into the universe.  It’s the secret.”  It works!  Now if I could win the lottery…  Wink-wink, Universe.  Are you listening?  BTW, speaking of having more money than you know what to do with, I was watching Real Sports the other day and they had a segment on Saadi Gaddafi.  He threw his money around to get on a professional soccer team and, even though he was worse than a high school player, no one said anything because he could have them killed.  Then he hired the shamed Olympic gold medalist, Ben Johnson, to teach him how to run.  I won’t give away the whole thing, but seek it out.  It’s brilliant.

Mark Trumbo – 4 homers in the last five games to bring his season tally to 17.  I actually find it more surprising that the Sciosciapath hasn’t decided to randomly bench him for Jeff Mathis or Maicer Izturis.

Eric Thames -3-for-5, 2 RBIs and his 4th home run.  Nice of Bautista to let him carry the home run conch shell for one day.

Brett Cecil – 6 IP, 0 ER, 9 baserunners, 6 Ks.  I will now pick him up in every league and potentially bench him for his next start, depending on the matchup.  It’s all about the dangling modifier.  That’s what she said!

Wandy Rodriguez – 5 1/3 IP, 5 ER.  The Wandwagon has come off the tracks three of the last four starts.  He’s around a 3.50 ERA pitcher and his season ERA sits at 3.52.  So I guess he’ll now shave off that .02, and that’s my two cents.

Emilio Bonifacio – 3-for-3 with 3 steals.  Now has 5 steals in his last 3 games.  Emily Boneface isn’t just an awkwardly translated name, it’s a steals machine.  BTW, I wonder if Josh’s brother, Gosh Johnson, ever did any scenes with Emily Boneface.

Chase Utley – 2-for-4 with 2 steals.  Now has 8 steals and 4 homers.  Didn’t he have knee problems?  So now he’s a speedster with little power?  I’m more confused by what he’s doing this season than Charlie Manuel watching Jeopardy.

Raul Ibanez – 2-for-5, 6 RBIs and his 2nd homer this weekend.  Giraffe’s gestation period is shorter than it took Ibanez to get hot, but he’s there now.  Actually, I looked at Ibanez in one league last week and wish I grabbed him, but I got William Shatner finger and I….just…couldn’t….pick…him…up.

Dontrelle Willis – 6 IP, 2 ER, 8 baserunners (4 BBs), 4 Ks.  You’re only looking at him because he was good like five years ago.

Francisco Cordero – Who was the one who went into the bathroom and forget to flush?  *Cordero blushes.*  Dusty would be one of the slower managers to react to a faltering closer, but CoCo is doing everything in his power to make him flinch.  You can handcuff with Aroldis, who should be owned anyway.

Mark Reynolds – Should be fine after being hit on the hand by a Weiland pitch.  Supposedly, Weiland was mad Reynolds compared him to Eddie Vedder.

Vladimir Guerrero – Will also be fine after being hit by a pitch.  In the bullpen, Kevin Gregg hulk-smashed a gagged-and-bound Johnny Pesky.

Nate Schierholtz – 4-for-4 on Sunday, hitting near .400 over the last week.  With a last name that is German for pantyhose, you’d think he’d generate more excitement for me.  He just doesn’t give huge power or speed.

Javy Guerra – Got two saves this weekend.  Looks like he’s officially won the job of Dodgers closer, which is like beating conjoined twins in a race to put on pants.

Ted Lilly – 5 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks.  He’s been like the NL Liriano and Scherzer, so it pains me to point out Lilly was solid after the break last year (3.17 ERA).

Andre Ethier – 2 homers.  Now on pace for 17 homers.  No wonder Kemp pulls all the ladies.

David Wright – Supposed to start a rehab assignment on Wednesday.  Mets said he should be back sometime in July.  They failed to mention what year.

Injury Trek Starring Jean-Erik Bedard

June 30, 2011 By: Grey Category: Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes 102 Comments →

Erik Bedard is headed to the DL.  The Bedarded they come, the Bedarded they fall.  So, he has a sprained knee.  “Ow, I think I hurt myself getting onto the examination table to have you check my shoulder.”  That’s Bedard at the doctor’s office.  Right now, the Erich Bedardens are showing the Bennis Carpensheeters a thing or two about staying unhealthy.  Keep it sickly, Bedardens!  Will be interesting to see if the M’s fill Bedard’s rotation spot with Chris Tillman– Oh, wait.  At least the Mariners still have Adam Jones– Oh, that’s right.  Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Dustin Ackley – Slam and legs with the lefty-on-lefty HR against Everyday Jonny Venters.  He’s hitting 5th now for the Mariners, which is like hitting 10th for the Yankees.  That said, any MI who can hit 10th for the Yankees, is pretty damn good.

Carlos Carrasco – 7 IP, 2 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks.  Carrasco’s getting hitters with his unique blend of salt, vinegar and cayenne peppers, and moving up the Scoville scale, so to speak.  Carrasco was always a regarded prospect and it looks like he’s finally putting it together.  I’ll buy it.  Masterson, I will also buy.  Tomlin, I do not buy.  Carmona’s crizzap even if he has potential closnarl.  That’s a scary-faced closer.  Valverde has mad closnarl.

Stephen Drew – 1-for-4 and his 5th home run.  He has a .266 average and about six years worth of hope wasted.  The one positive for Drew’s owners or wannabe owners is he tends to have a solid 2nd half.

Tim Stauffer – 7 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 6 Ks.  His season ERA is 2.97, solid Ks and a 1.19 WHIP.  Yeah, that’s better than the fifth starter on your fantasy team.  Hodgepadre, shmodgepadre.  He should just be owned.

Anthony Rizzo – 1-for-4, 2 RBIs and a steal.  Now batting .175 with one home run.  It’s rookie nookie, you gotta decide if it’s worth the blisters.

Rubby de la Rosa – 7 IP, 1 ER, 8 baserunners, 4 Ks.  Speaking of blisters, Rubby’s K:BB isn’t good at all, but his K-rate is nice.  To get less statistically abbreviated on you, I like him in very deep leagues, but not in any other ones for right now.

Ben Revere – 2-for-3 with his 9th steal in 40 games, and third steal in the last two games.  The concussed Span’s got the spins and could be out for a year or two if we’re to believe Morneau’s case example of being a Marblehead.  Whoa, burn!  In the mean’s while, Revere keeping his Somerville’d by lacing up his cleats and Salem from base to base.  Hey, you’re nobody until you’re Peabody.

Scott Baker – 7 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 7 baserunners, 9 Ks.  ERA is 3.15, 1.19 WHIP and 101 Ks in 105 2/3 IP.  Props need to go out to Rudy on Baker.  Back in April, Rudy said, “Baker has shown the potential to rise to another level (1.19 WHIP in 2009) but has been generally plagued by bad innings and gopheritis.  I’m sure I’m in the minority on this one but I’d rather have Baker than Liriano this year.”  And that’s me quoting Rudy!  Then I followed that up with a Buy article about Baker on April 22nd and again on April 29th.   It’s all there, search the site.

Alex Presley – 0-for-3 and a steal.  Not much to say here other than PICK HIM UP.  (Caps for emphasis, not aesthetics.)  Sorry, but I love seeing guys give fantasy value when they go oh-fer.  Shows me they’re really concerned for our fantasy teams’ well-being.

Eric Thames – 1-for-4 with a home run.  Hitting near .350 over the last week.  Could be a nice HBI (Hot Bat Injection) for those who need some power.

Brandon Morrow – 7 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks.  [drooling] Brandon Morrow now has 91 Ks in 75 IP. [/drooling]

Andre Ethier – 0-for-4, 3 Ks.  Yesterday, Tristan Cockcroft pointed out Ethier as a guy that is overrated.  I said that back in February.  (I know I said that too about Bautista.  Remember, I’m the one carrying the cross.)

Jayson Werth – Out with a bad hip.  Could be side-whined for a few days.

Ryan Franklin – Released by the Cardinals.  Take it one day at a time, Ryan.  Like your mom, Bonnie Franklin.

Colby Rasmus – 1-for-3, 2 RBIs and his 2nd home run in as many games.  Geiger, let’s go!

Chris Carpenter - 9 IP, 1 ER, 8 baserunners, 5 Ks as he threw 132 pitches.  I wonder if La Russa will let Carpenter hammer the last nail in his coffin.

Ryan Dempster – 8 IP, 1 ER, 3 baserunners, 6 Ks.  Easy matchup vs. the Giants but he still has some correcting to do with his 4.99 ERA.  I like him to get it down to around 4.00.

Josh Johnson – Saw Dr. Freeze and he found nothing but still shutdown Johnson for ten days.  A doctor’s gotta maintain his rep, I suppose.  “Don’t waste my time, Josh Johnson!  You’re grounded for 10 days.  Yes, that includes playing catch.  Yes, it’s fine to call your friend James Van Der Beek.  I don’t care if your friend Katie Holmes’ husband told you the pain is mental.”  Or if you prefer, “Tonight, a freeze is coming.”

Shaun Marcum – 5 IP, 4 ER, 8 baserunners, 6 Ks in The House They Built Next To The House Ruth Built.  Wasn’t an easy matchup, but I’m concerned Marcum isn’t fully healthy.

Jordan Zimmermann – 8 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 4 Ks.  Now has a 2.63 ERA on the year.  February Grey told everyone to have Zimmermann or Beachy as their last starter.  February Grey, “Actually, I told everyone Zimmermann and Mike Minor, but then March Grey told everyone to switch it out with Beachy.  Carry on, June Grey, enjoy your last day!”

Dan Haren – 7 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 6 Ks.  ERA is now at 2.85.  I’ve been deliberating whether to tell you Haren’s going to have a 2nd half slide.  I’ll let you know what verdict the jury brings back.

Vance Worley – 7 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 5 Ks.  Walks too many, and he’s been getting lucky.  If you trust him, you’re gonna get roofied and that’s gonna hurt your naughty bits.

Raul Ibanez – 3-for-3 with a slam and legs.  Has been getting benched because of his slump but this game might be the sign of an upcoming hot streak.  Stay tuned!  Or not.  Your choice.

Antonio Bastardo – Recorded the save yesterday for the Phillies.  After the game, Charlie Manuel, wearing overalls and no shirt, said something but failed to remove the piece of hay from his mouth so no one’s sure what he said.

Jonny Venters – 1 IP, 2 ER.  I think the Braves are going to kill him from overuse then strap him to the roof of their station wagon as they head off to Wally World.

Chipper Jones – Glass Chipper is having knee pain.  It’s a wonder he ever makes it out of bed.

Ty Wigginton – 1-for-3 with guess what?  Yup.

Jason Giambi – 2-for-3 with his 9th homer.  Having a much better season than Morneau.  Stab me in the eye.

Phil Hughes – Threw a solid start in rehab.  Why’s he pitching against a bunch of recovering drug addicts?  Inner voice, “It’s not that rehab!”  Um, right.  So I’m not a fan of Hughes for this year, told you to steer clear of him in the preseason, and don’t have high hopes for him when he returns.  With that said — yeah, I’m about to retract everything I just said — I’d stash him on my bench if I had room.

Clay Buchholz – As ESPN will tell you, with every Yankee mention, there needs to be a Red Sox mention.  Buchholz felt back pain on Tuesday and says he won’t return before the All-Star Game.  Too bad, so sad.

Ian Kinsler – 2-for-4 and 2 home runs.  Hayzeus Cristo, it took him long enough to get hot again.  Hang on for an eight homer month, assuming he stays healthy.

Jason Bay – 1-2 with 4 BBs, 3 Runs, and 2 SBs.  Since he’s not hitting any HRs, he’s reinventing himself as a leadoff hitter.  He better not want Crawford money – oh wait, the Mets are kind of paying him that already.

Angel Pagan – The oxymoron went 4-for-6 with 3 runs and 4 RBIs.  Dan Brown is writing a book as we speak called Angels & Pagans.  In the plot, the Catholic Church is involved in a conspiracy that is thwarted by a Latin outfielder and Mr. Met.

Joakim — Sorry Ya Gotta Go

May 31, 2011 By: Grey Category: Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes 113 Comments →

Yesterday, Joakim Soria lost the closer job yesterday to Aaron Crow.  Yeah, and pigeons fly.  Wait, they do.  Wait II, The Return of Wait, maybe that makes sense.  Yeah, I think it does.  Thank you, left side of the brain for working with the right side.  Glad you’re talking again.  You guys rock!  The ax falling on The Mexicutioner was a long time coming.  He only had one save in May and had given up 7 runs in 9 1/3 IP.  He wasn’t much better in April.  In June, he could get the job back.  Your deity of choice knows that Aaron Crow isn’t really all that great but he is the guy for right now.  Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Alfonso Soriano – With yesterday’s game with a strained quad.  He’ll probably go to the DL by the time you read this, assuming you dinnit stay up to read this at 12:26 AM PST when it was posted.  (BTW, Didn’t and I went our separate ways.  It’s now dinnit or bust.  Don’t, you’re on notice!)

Tony Campana – Yesterday, he had 4 steals (on only one hit!).  I’d like to introduce Campana to my right clickie finger that picks players off waivers.  In the minors, he showed bonkers speed. Or sponkers, if you enjoy portmanteaus.  Not just fast, but crazy.  One year, 48 steals in 131 games and 20 times caught stealing.  Tony Campana runs like he just sniffed a mountain of coke and killed some cockroaches.  With Byrd still recouping, Soriano likely headed to the DL and the Cubs needing a spark plug, I picked up Campana wherever I could.  He’s probably nothing but a short term SAGNOF’er, but member what Jason Bourgeois did a month ago?  Yeah, you do.  Now come here and let me pinch your cheeks!

Kelly Johnson – 4-for-6 and 2 homers yesterday.  Now has 4 homers and 6 steals while batting .190– Oh no, he doesn’t.  That’s what he had on May 13th when I told you to buy him.  He now has 9 homers, 8 steals and raised his average 52 points.

Justin Upton – 5-for-5, 3 runs, 3 RBIs, his 10th home run and 10th steal.  I own him in a few leagues, so this is partially selfish of me, but I’d love for him to have his star mitzvah this year.  Say 35 homers, 20 steals and a .280 average while becoming a first round draft pick for next year.  That would be nice.  (BTW, I can neither confirm or deny this, but Vin Scully checked in on the Arizona game and said Justin Upton was 5-for-5 with a home run when Upton was 4-for-4 with no home run.  Then Upton hit a home run 15 minutes later.)

Juan Miranda – 0-for-4 while the Diamondbacks scored 15 runs.  Ticker tease!

Jose Reyes – Out for 3-7 days with the death of his grandmother.  As someone who was raised by their abuelita, I feel for Reyes, but, well, my fantasy team kinda needs him.  Oh, man, I’m a bad person.

Ike Davis – Still having pain in his ankle.  A Met having an injury setback?  That is uber crazy.  Yeah, I said uber.  Deal with it!

Charlie Morton – 6 IP, 1 ER, 11 baserunners, 4 Ks.  Put eleven baserunners in six innings and only one earned run into Fangraphs Database and you get the error message, “Does not compute.”

Pablo Sandoval – Sounds like he’s about a week and a half away.  Or at least that’s the rumor why the Giants clubhouse manager went to Costco for a 128-count Chipwich box.

Brandon Crawford – 1-for-3 with his first steal after hitting a granny in the first game of his career. (That better not had been Jose Reyes’s granny!)  He has very, very modest power and speed (like 7/7 over the course of a season).  To give you of an idea of how deep the league needs to be to grab him, he’s available in one of my NL-Only leagues.

Eric Patterson – 2-for-5 and has led off two of the last three games!  *small voice*  But he’s hitting .189.  *big voice*  He’s stolen 2 bases in those starts!  *small voice*  He doesn’t play every day.  Okay, I’d look at him in NL-Only leagues or deeper leagues for a short term boost on speed.  To put it in New Jersey terms, you pass through Patterson, you don’t stay there.

Logan Forsythe – Here’s another NL-Only shout out.  He’s playing every day for the Padres, though you’d think if Forsythe was in SoCal, he’d be saying hello to the Angels.  He doesn’t have much power and Petco will suppress that further.  “Stop smothering me, Petco!  I mean, mothering.  Actually, I don’t.”  Forsythe has five homer power and teen speed.  Think a poor man’s Bartlett, i.e. the cupboards are Barelett.

Tim Hudson – 6 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks.  Other than the mollywhopping he took at the hands of the Angels, he’s been decent if a bit yawnstipating with Ks.

Mike Napoli – 3-for-6, 5 RBIs and two more homers to bring his total to 10.  When he seeks revenge on you for dropping him, he does it swiftly and decisively.

Jayson Nix – Him and brother, Laynce, hit homers yesterday.  Today, their brother, Jaymes, drinks himself into a stupor for being the black sheep of the family.

Eric Young Jr. – Another day, another steal.  Okay, I’m not talking about him again until Friday’s Buy.

Francisco Liriano – To the DL when the MRI revealed shoulder inflammation.  The MRI also revealed it was glad it didn’t draft him.

Phil Hughes – Could be back by July.  Yanks said they won’t push him.  Put him near traffic and I’ll give him a little shove.

Raul Ibanez – 1-for-3 with his 4th homer in the last week.  Frequent commenter, Hans, mentioned Ibanez’s recent hot streak in the comments (appropriate!).  I was going to talk about Ibanez yesterday, because he has been crazy hot, it’s just so hard to generate excitement about him and unless you ask, “Between him or Cuddyer,” I’m probably going to say the other guy.

Nick Blackburn – 6 IP, 5 ER.  I love corrections to schmohawks.  Schadenfreude!

Danny Espinosa – Hit his 8th homer yesterday and has 4 steals on the season.  When he ends the season with a .250 average, 20 homers and 10 steals, you’re gonna wonder why you dropped him.

Mike Morse – Another day, another home run.  You’re waiting way too long to pick him up.  You, “Who me?”  Yeah, you.

Jay Bruce – 3-for-4, 3 RBIs with his 16th home run.  Could Bruce sneak into the first round next year?  Nah, probably not.  But he’s moving into the 2nd.

Hanley Ramirez – Out again with what he described as “the worst (pain) he has ever felt.”  I betcha there’s quite a few of his fantasy owners that would like to help Hanley continue to break his personal pain threshold record.

Hunter Pence – 3-for-4, 4 runs, 2 RBIs and his 7th home run.  Pence is one of those players that stays exactly on pace for his end of the year stats all year long.  Minute he starts to fall off pace, he’ll hit a home run or steal a base.

Torii Hunter – 3-for-5, 4 RBIs and two home runs.  One for each I.

Mark Trumbo – 2-for-5 with his 2nd home run in as many days.  It’s the smart move to keep him in the lineup.  Still waiting for the Sciosciapath to make the not smart move.

Fernando Rodney – Got the save yesterday.  Walden gave up two runs the day before and threw 37 pitches, so this is probably nothing, but — and unless you’re an alien there’s always a but — I still grabbed Rodney in leagues where I need saves.  In May, Walden has a 5.54 ERA, 1.77 WHIP; Rodney hasn’t given up a run in the past week.  (Yeah, I’m cherrypicking stats, but whatever.  It’s my blog.  Start your own blog and cherrypick your own numbers.)

Jon Lester – 5 2/3 IP, 7 ER, 12 baserunners, 4 Ks.  I wouldn’t press the panic button, but two of his last three starts have been duds.

Kyle McClellan – 4 IP, 7 ER.  See Nick Blackburn or 7 and a 1/4 inches above.

Albert Pujols – 2-for-4 with the ever-tasty slam and legs.  A Pujols by any other name would smell foul.

Bartolo Colon – 9 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 6 Ks.  A doctor in Boca Raton is claiming he used stem cells to fix Colon’s arm and make him an effective pitcher once again.  The doctor says he used Colon’s own fat cells to repair the elbow.  Now the elbow is working like new but it can no longer fit into any of his shirts.

The Kila Killer

May 06, 2011 By: Grey Category: Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes 122 Comments →

Later, Hawai’ian.  Hello, Eric Hosmer.   Or as Hosmer might say, “W’oh!”  In Triple-A this year, Hosmer had 3 homers and 3 steals in 98 ABs.  Year before, 20 homers, 14 steals between Double-A and High-A.  Bye, A!  The average has been great too.  He looks like Votto to me.  To take that comparison past the point where it’s still making sense, Votto had 24 homers, 7 steals and a .297 average his first full year.  He was 24 though, Hosmer is 21 — I’ll pinch your cheeks you’re so young, you!  If Hosmer hits 24 homers with a .297 average this year, I’ll shave my ‘stache, glue it to the middle of my forehead and tattoo lips below it.  He’s just a bit too raw.  Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t own him everywhere.  You take the rookie flyer because if it pans out the trade value inflates like Butler’s moobs after he drinks a quart of milk.  Conservatively, I’ll give Hosmer 17 homers, 6 steals and .280.  Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:

Brandon Lyon – Lyon was the lead until Hosmer got the call.  Rudy came up with titles and everything, so you get a bonus lead-in today.  Discarded titles were, “Lyon Sent To Vet,” “Lyon Caged, Astro Fans Rejoice,” and, “Astros Stop Lyon To Themselves.” Lyon has a torn rotator cuff.  They should get the doctor that made Lee Majors bionic cause Lyon needs all the help he can get.  Mark Melancon is the man to own in Houston, though the word out of the 5th ward is Ed Wade’s Toupee is trying to lose every game the rest of the season, or at least his GM’ing makes it seem that way.  Seriously, he can’t even pick out a decent toupee and he’s going to GM a major league team?  He looks like a Computer Science teacher who’s still teaching BASIC.  Melancon isn’t the meow’s cat or anything.  His fastball is kinda whatever, but he gets some Ks, groundballs and Lyon is out.  I’d own Melancon everywhere, he could run with the job all year.

Melky Cabrera – Hit his third homer to put the pressure on Justin Morneau to keep pace.

Josh Johnson – 7 1/3 IP, 5 ER, 12 baserunners, 7 Ks.  Was clotheslined today by his manager after leaving Johnson in until he gave up a 3-2 lead.  Michael Dunn proceeded to make it a Hart Attack by letting two inherited runners come in on a Berkman HR.

Eduardo Sanchez – Got the save.  He’s the closer!  Maybe!  He might have the job until he blows it.  Or not!  He’s worth owning for the off chance La Russa has made up his feathered-hair covered mind.  “Look at my hair!  It falls naturally like the feather in Forrest Gump.”  Whatever, La Russa.

Albert Pujols – 3-for-3 as Nick Punto played 2nd base.  See, Punto was playing today and not able to don Pujols’ jersey and take an 0-for-4.  I’m the monkey-fightin’ Oliver Stone of fantasy baseball ‘perts!

David Price – 8 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 10 Ks.  Maybe he knew what he was talking about in not knowing what I was talking about.

Brennan Boesch – 2-for-3 with his 2nd homer.  Or a Boesch & Bomb.  Bee tee dubya, 2 homers after over a month isn’t great.

Jose Valverde – 1 IP, 1 ER.  Give Al Alburquerque a chance!  Santa K, New Mexiclosero!

Brett Myers – 5 2/3 IP, 6 ER, 12 baserunners, 4 Ks.  Not to toot my own horn — though if I could I’d never leave my house — but I never bought into Myers’ early success.  Take that, snitches!

Jason Bourgeois – 2 steals.  Holy SAGNOF, Batman!  He’ll be in this afternoon’s Buy/Sell.  You can hardly wait.  No, you!

Homer Bailey – 6 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks vs. the Astros.  Was a pretty easy matchup, but I guess it’s safe to get him back in your lineups.  To be honest, I’ve sorta lost my patience with Bailey and won’t be adding him anywhere, which, of course, means he’ll be terrific.  It’s reverse psyching-out-yourself psychology.  Or maybe it’s confirmation bias.  Or maybe I should’ve paid attention in Psych 101.

Jay Bruce – 3-for-4, 3 Runs and his 6th homer.  I’m not lucky, I’m Bruce’d.  Yes.

Brandon Beachy – 6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks.  I’d say he’s going to be in this afternoon’s Buy/Sell but if you haven’t picked him up by now, you lose.  If you don’t trust me, look at his K/9 and K/BB.

Shaun Marcum – 7 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 8 Ks.  Member in the preseason when I made my off-the-wall prediction that Marcum would start the All-Star game?  His ERA is 2.06.  Cust kayin’.

Raul Ibanez – 3-for-4 with his 2nd home run in two games.  Super hard to get excited about this schmohawk, but he is currently hitting.  Hot schmotato’s come in all forms, ya’ll.

Ryan Sweeney – 5-for-6, 2 RBIs.  Sweeney wins the coveted prize of “I have absolutely nothing to say about him either positively or negatively.”  Show him what he wins!  A brand new 2011 Ellipsis! …

Shin-Soo Choo – 0-for-5, hitting .226 on the year.  Is he still drunk?

Peter Bourjos – 3-for-4, 4 Runs as he achieved the rare golden runbrero.

Mark Trumbo – Hit his third homer in his last four games.  Too bad the Sciosciapath only plays him four times a week.

Erick Aybar – 4-for-6, 2 steals.  Obviously just the sight of Varitek in the dugout gets opposing baserunners excited.

John Lackey – 4 IP, 8 ER.  Angels treated their old teammate like an inmate riot treats a cruel guard.  Shiv!  Shiv!  Shiv!

Jonathan Broxton – Has a bone spur on his elbow and is likely headed to the DL.  Don’t take my word for it.  Here’s what Broxton had to say, “I’m fat.”  Alrighty then!  I’d own Kuo, Padilla and Jansen in deep leagues.

Mike Pelfrey – 7 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 5 Ks.  Whatever, wouldn’t trust him, need to get dressed to go celebrate my Chicano brothers with tequila, moving on.

Eric Chavez – Has a broken foot.  So I ask you, Eric Chavez wants to tandem skydive with you, do you agree?  If you do agree, do you make sure your Last Will and Testament is in good order?

Jonathan Sanchez – 5 IP, 5 ER, 11 baserunners, 6 Ks.  Bochy said Sanchez is “drifting mentally.”  Bochy became concerned when Sanchez started playing his Nintendo DS during a 3-1 count.

Fire & Ice, Week 5

May 03, 2011 By: Fantasy Baseball King Category: fantasy baseball strategy 53 Comments →

These guys are ON FIRE…will they stay hot?

Ben Zobrist – He has been a sort of “super-sub” who’s managed to get a full season’s worth of at-bats over the past couple of seasons. His usefulness has been derived mostly from his flexibility, as he currently qualifies at 1B, 2B, and OF. 2009 and 2010 were both positive years for him, but for quite different reasons. In 2009, Zobrist provided a surprising burst of power, smashing 27 homers to add extra value to his 17 stolen bases. Then in 2010, he continued his base stealing proficiency with 24 swipes, but his power spike faded, as he hit only 10 homers. His batting average throughout his career has been quite erratic, but for the most part, he’s settled into the .250-.260 region. A .326 BABIP in 2010 aided his .297 batting average that year, but, in the end, Zobrist has been a player who supplies a decent amount of power, nice steals, and most importantly, positional flexibility.

Analysis: Now with 7 HR’s already, the power seems to have suddenly returned. The most eye-popping statistic in his line though are those 25 RBI’s, which currently paces the entire American League. Obviously, Zobrist is on a roll right now, and may continue to be so for some time; May and June are historically Zobrist’s best months, as he has posted a .963 and .900 OPS in those months, respectively. His current BABIP is only .264, so we can’t just chalk this production up to good luck, but both his BB and K rates are about 3% worse than his career averages. The latter stats may not be too significant, as it could just be that, without Carlos Pena and Carl Crawford, and with Evan Longoria injured much of the season, Zobrist has been called upon to be a larger run producer and thus is pressing to, well, produce. It’s also important to remember back to 2008 when Zobrist was called up from Triple-A for the final time. He had only 227 plate appearances in 2008, but did manage 12 HR’s, so the power wasn’t only seen in 2009. With Zobrist currently 29 years old, he’s the perfect age to post a career year — this could be it.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction: .255, 23 HR, 85 RBI, 80 R, 22 SB

Grady Sizemore – Wow, who saw this coming? After a down year in 2009 and an injury-shortened season in 2010, expectations for Grady Sizemore’s 2011 campaign were not positive. While ZiPs had originally projected a dash line of merely .249/.348/.445, and Bill James a more optimistic .265/.355/.455, most analysts were extremely skeptical of Sizemore ever being able to return to his previous elite level of production. Sizemore has obviously started with an absolute bang, hitting like it’s 2006 all over again.

Analysis: Despite Sizemore’s wonderful start, he hasn’t solicited an enormous amount of faith from ZiPs, as their updated projected dash line is .274/.362/.514, they are pegging him for only 399 plate appearances, an ode to Sizemore’s frailty over the past few years. Still, it’s a good time to be an Indians fan and Sizemore owner. Although his walk rate is currently slightly lower than his career average, Sizemore’s K-rate is his typical 22%. It’s impossible to predict health, so assuming he stays around the whole season, I think it’s safe to say his power and run production will be good. But with a completely unsustainable .419 BABIP, that sweet batting average is sure to fall. Finally, with 0 SB and just 1 attempt over his first 11 games, it seems Sizemore is playing it safe with his knees, trying to avoid injury. His days of stealing 30-40 bases may be over, but a decent amount should still be anticipated.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction: .275, 25 HR, 88 RBI, 81 R, 15 SB

Carlos Gomez – His breakout has been anticipated eagerly ever since he was a key component in the blockbuster trade by the New York Mets to acquire Johan Santana from the Minnesota Twins. The trade hasn’t worked out well for the Twins (although Phil Humber, now a member of the White Sox organization, looked pretty darn good the other night against the Yankees, carrying a no-hitter into the 6th inning). After several disappointing years, Gomez was traded to Brewers after the 2009 season. His  untapped talent is so tantalizing that he has been named the Opening Day starter each year from 2008-2010, but hasn’t yet been able to put it all together, and thus is close to acquiring the much dreaded “bust” label. Acquiring Nyjer Morgan before the season, the Brewers declared the CF spot open for contest this year,  but injuries to Morgan have allowed Gomez to amass 111 plate appearances thus far. Although his batting average hasn’t been great, Gomez’s 8 steals have obviously supplied owners with plenty of value, while his 2 homers have been a welcome surprise.

Analysis: Gomez’s ratios aren’t very different from his career averages, as he’s still only walking at a 5.4% rate. His K-rate is down slightly to 21%, but his dash line (.240/.278/.320) is simply awful, and actually lower than career averages. The keys for Gomez remaining the starter all season is going to be whether or not he is able to get his OBP above .300 and if his sudden pop is for real. If he can do this, and if he does continue to hit the occasional homer, he’ll pile on the steals and likely fight off Nyjer Morgan’s press for playing time. But with his ratio’s the way they are, I just don’t see how Gomez can continue to be a positive influence in the Brewers’ lineup. He’s a great defensive player, and knows how to steal bases, but he simply is NOT a good hitter. Still, Morgan isn’t really either, so I have a feeling Gomez will get a fair number, but not a full season’s worth of at-bats.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction: .245, 8 HR, 45 RBI, 60 R, 30 SB

Michael Pineda -  Named the game’s #16 overall prospect by Baseball America entering the 2011 season, Pineda’s talent is well known. Still, the decision by the Mariners to have the 22-year-old flame-thrower start the season in the rotation was a bit unexpected. But an amazing showing in Spring Training (2.12 with 15 K’s in 17 IP) made it obvious that Pineda was ready for The Show. With now 5 starts at the Major League level, Pineda has seemingly gotten better with each start.

Analysis:  Armed with electrifying stuff, Pineda has put up a 8.62 K/9 rate while managing a respectable (especially for his age and pitching style) 3.45 BB/9 IP. Although his opposing BABIP of .262 is a little bit low and his 76.5% LOB may decrease as the season progresses, he’s emerging as a legitimate front-line starter. So while he may encounter a bump or two in the road, especially as he faces lineups for the 2nd time around, Pineda is a guy to keep around, and not dump when those bumps do come. An intelligent pitcher as well, he’ll make adjustments and likely end the year with strong numbers. Much like the San Francisco Giants with Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain, the Seattle Mariners are now blessed with a ridiculous 1-2 punch who could each contend for Cy Young awards over the next decade. For fantasy purposes in 2011, however, monitor his usage late in the year. In order to protect their young prized arm, the Mariners are likely to shut him down early if not in playoff contention.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction: 12 W, 3.35 ERA, 1.25 WHIP, 170 IP, 165 K

Randy Wolf – Noted as fairly dependable mid-rotation starter, Randy Wolf has exceeded 200 IP in both 2009 and 2010, compiled 117 victories over his career, and managed a 4.10 ERA throughout his career (not shabby considering much of it was during the steroid era). But with a steadily declining K-rate from 2007 (8.24) through 2010 (5.93), Wolf hasn’t been viewed as a major fantasy contributor. But Wolf has been a stalwart front-liner the entire year, especially the past 2 weeks, as he’s managed a 0.68 ERA over his past 21 innings pitched.

Analysis: At first glance, Wolf’s peripherals look great. He’s gotten his K/9 rate back up to 7.88 (his highest since 2007), and his walk rate is all the way down to 2.39 per 9 IP (his lowest of his entire career). But deeper digging shows a different story. On April 14th against the Pittsburgh Pirates, Wolf had an amazing day, striking out 10 batters over 6.2 innings. Taking this day out of Wolf’s game log (he’s only managed 4 or 5 K’s in each of his other 5 starts), his K-rate goes all the way down to 6.67, making that one game an obvious anomaly. Additionally, his opposing BABIP is a mere .255, 29 points lower than his career average. Still, while it’s obvious Wolf has benefited from some good luck and that weak, K-prone Pirates lineup, there are some positive signs, too. His LOB%, HR/FB, and GB% numbers are all close enough to his career numbers to feel confident that 2011 is going to be a good season for Wolf. But there’s no reason to mistaken him for an ace. He’ll be durable, pretty dependable, and win a good number of games playing for the Brewers, who are likely to be in playoff contention all year long.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction: 13 W, 4.05 ERA, 1.20 WHIP, 200 IP, 143 K

Wow, it’s chilly in here…will the ice thaw?

Gordon Beckham – Remember when this guy was the “next big thing?” Coming up in 2009 after less than 300 minor league plate appearances, Beckham had a phenomenal rookie campaign, hitting .270/.347/.460 with 14 HR’s and 63 RBI’s. That’s great for any rookie, but even better considering Beckham plays 2B, a position not noted for its depth in offensive stalwarts. Things haven’t gone as well as analysts, White Sox fans, and Gordon Beckham owners have hoped, however. A horrible 2010 diminished his value significantly, and trade rumors even began to surface. Still, both Bill James and ZiPs showed confidence, projecting Beckham to hit around .270 with 15 HR and 75 RBI in 2011. Thus far, Beckham hasn’t made them look good. Although he has hit 2 homers and managed decent run production, his batting average has been awful, absolutely plummeting over the past 2 weeks. Now, questions whether he will ever build on his promising rookie year are abundant.

Analysis: I’ve always been a fan of Beckham.  Mostly because it’s not easy to find good offensive second basemen. While there’s no disputing his poor production, especially as of late, his batting average is artificially low due to a .221 BABIP (career, .286). The 2 HR’s give hope that his moderate power is still there, and the White Sox deep lineup promises plenty of opportunities for good run production. So I definitely think Beckham could deliver on preseason projections. But in order to make the leap from a somewhat above-average hitter to a dangerous threat, he’ll need to substantially improve his abhorrently low walk rate of 3.8%. He needs to be more patient and trust in his ability to make contact. Only then will he deliver on his ultimate potential.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction: .261, 16 HR, 77 RBI, 70 R, 7 SB

Raul Ibanez – While he has a big name and makes $12 million a year, Ibanez has really only had 2 star-quality years (2006 and 2009). Otherwise, he’s been a pretty dependable but very boring .285, 20 HR, 85 RBI, 80 R player…and that’s not a bad thing; it just means he’s not necessarily deserving of his salary (but what player really is?). As for 2011, projections called for more or less a repeat of 2010 season, when he finished as the 140th most productive player in Yahoo! Public Roto Leagues. Even with these fairly moderate expectations, though, Ibanez has disappointed. He started the season with a burst, and after the first week boasted an OPS of .886 with 1 HR and 6 RBI’s. But things have been downhill from there, and he is currently mired in an 0-for-31 slide.

Analysis: Ibanez is a professional hitter. He isn’t a superstar, but he’s intelligent, and has been a steady guy year-in, year-out, with the occasional All-Star type season thrown in here and there. But turning 39 years old this coming June, he’s clearly approaching the end of his good career. His current, almost season-long slump is due largely in part to a .217 BABIP. Considering his walk rate is right around his career average tells me he still has a good eye, but I’m concerned by his K-rate of 29.9% (career average, 17.5%). He’s obviously pressing at the plate, practically begging for a hit. Physically, he looks slow, and although I think he’ll have somewhat a rebound, I think his years of being a decent #3 fantasy outfielder are definitely over. As stud prospect Domonic Brown recovers from a recent injury, and as Ben Francisco continues to hit well enough to remain in the lineup, Ibanez may have to fight for at-bats as the season progresses.

Fantasy Baseball Kings Bold Prediction: .258, 15 HR, 73 RBI, 61 R, 2 SB

Edwin Jackson -  Jackson, once a big-time prospect in the Tampa Bay Rays (at that time, Devil Rays) organization, didn’t truly break out until 2009 with the Detroit Tigers. That year he was phenomenal, winning 13 games while striking out 6.77 batters per 9 IP over 214 innings. A big key to his success that year was his walk rate, which he lowered to a still career-low 2.94/9 IP. Traded in 2010 in the much talked about deal that made Daniel Hudson a member of the Arizona Diamondbacks, Jackson is now pitching for the White Sox. He started the season with bang, allowing only 3 ER and 9 hits over his first 14 innings pitched, while striking out 20. Analysts were excited about his velocity and, yours truly began touting 2011 as his “career year.” I noted his increased K-rate and good composure on the mound. Since those first two games, however, things haven’t gone quite as I had anticipated they would. He’s been abysmal for 4 straight starts now, allowing 34 hits, 12 walks, and 20 earned runs over his past 21.2 IP, while striking out only 12 batters

Analysis: Jacksons’ career has had its share of ups and downs, so much so that ZiPs was not as optimistic as I was entering the season, projecting him for  10 wins, a 7.26 K-rate, and a very pedestrian 4.53 ERA. But although the peaks and valleys make the back of his baseball card a bit confusing to analyze, he’s made slow but substantial improvements since first arriving as a rookie in Tampa Bay. His first full season of work resulted in a BB/9 rate over 5, and although he was striking out around 7 batters per 9 IP, he appeared flustered and nervous when batters got on base. All this together resulted in ERA”s of 5.45, 5.76, and 4.42 from 2006 through 2008. But along that time, he made subtle improvements, lower his walk rate each year from 2006 to 2009, and despite striking less batters out, became a true pitcher, as opposed to a “thrower.” But he’s returned to being a thrower over the past few starts, as his numbers indicate, and ZiPs’ updated projections are even worse than their preseason ones (they currently have him pegged for 4.75 year-end ERA). However, I still like Jackson this year, and believe it could very well end of being the best of his career.   His biggest problems have been walks (4.33 BB/9), luck (suffering from an opposing BABIP of .357), and some defensive woes on his own team’s side (his LOB% is currently a career-low 62.7%). Watch him over his next several starts and see if can lower his walk total again. Lady Luck will eventually return, so if he does harness his control, he should be able to limit the damage, continue striking batters out at a good rate, and ultimately regain form. As an owner, just realize his sporadic nature and be prepared to sit him for a string of starts if he struggles again.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction:  12 W, 3.58 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 205 IP, 181 K

Yovani Gallardo – Yikes, this wasn’t expected! Gallardo, seen almost unanimously as an up-and-coming ace, has now struck out close to 10 batters per 9 innings pitched over the past 2 seasons (9.89 and 9.73) while winning 13 and 14 games for the playoff-contending Brewers. Although he’s been a bit injury-prone during his short career, the expectations for a major breakout were rampant. Several analysts even had him on their short-lists for Cy Young contenders. But obviously, Gallardo’s season has been a major disappointment thus far. After a decent first start, his 2nd start of the season was a brilliant, complete game performance: 9.0 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 2BB, 2 K. Since then, however, he’s imploded, giving up 21 earned runs over his next 21.1 innings pitched, while allowing 35 hits, and 10 walks. For fantasy owners, many of whom were probably counting on him to be one of the top 2 anchors in their rotations, it’s been an unanticipated disaster.

Analysis: The strangest part of Gallardo’s season thus far has been his strikeout rate, which has been practically split in half (career 9.11, current 5.70). Otherwise, several other metrics (BB/9, HR/9, and HR/FB) are all right around his career averages. He hasn’t been hurt, and by all accounts his velocity is at normal speeds. He had a spectacular spring, posting a 1.96 ERA and striking out 23 batters over 18.1 innings pitched. So then, one naturally wonders…what’s wrong with Yovani Gallardo? Apparently, he recently met with Brewer higher-ups to discuss his performance, and they mutually agreed his pacing on the mound was “off.” Going forward, Gallardo stated he intends to work at a faster pace, explaining, “I’m just trying to get into a better rhythm…I’m trying to speed up a little. And I”m working on commanding the ball on both sides of the plate.” I wouldn’t be worried here. Considering everything in his peripherals is normal, and the only thing “off” right now is his K-rate, I have full faith in Gallardo turning it around fairly quickly. Now may be a good time to grab him from a competitor at a discounted price. Don’t wait.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction: 14 W, 3.41 ERA, 1.30 WHIP, 190 IP, 192 K

Francisco Liriano – When we left off two weeks ago, I ended my Francisco Liriano analysis by stating “My advice is to sit him until he gets going. Maybe he just can’t pitch in the cold. I don’t know. But what I DO know is that he is still a bonafide stud, and will prove that come the warmer months of the season. Keep with him; you’ll be happy you did.” I also predicted, based on his career monthly splits, that he was a natural slow starter (much like his predecessor Johan Santana), and would get better and better as the weather got warmer. Well, he hasn’t gotten better and better; in fact, he’s completely imploded. As a result, I felt it was my responsibility to include him for a second straight column. During his most recent start (worst to date), one could have sworn that Oliver Perez had stolen Liriano’s uniform: 3.0 IP, 6 H, 7 ER, 4 BB, and 4 K. Rumors of injury and trade now fill the Minnesota air.

Analysis: I’m split on this one, because I really, really do believe in Liriano’s ability to be a true front-line starter. But with recent reports that his velocity is down, and in light of the incoming news that, should he not turn it around over his next several starts, he’ll lose his rotation spot, I can’t give Liriano owners the green light here. What I would NOT do is drop him (unless, of course, further news develops). If you NEED starting pitching and are in desperate shape, go ahead and get value for him. But my gut tells me this is one of those situations in which Liriano is going to come back to surprise us. Losing his rotation spot would obviously be a huge and painful event for Liriano owners, but if he does, I think the Twins’ plan/hope would be that he regains confidence in the bullpen, pitches his way back into the rotation, and resumes his expected dominance. I’m staying positive, but with nervous owners out there, I obviously have to retract my “Go get him…NOW!” proclamation from 2 weeks ago. Instead, I would advise owners to sit tight, pay attention to each of his starts carefully, and read the local news reports. If he loses his spot and you can carry him while he figures it out, great. If not, then that’s the time to drop him.

Fantasy Baseball King’s Bold Prediction: 11 W, 3.79 ERA, 1.35 WHIP, 165 IP, 156 K (low innings pitched due to losing his rotation spot for a few weeks)