Paul Goldschmidt homered yesterday for the 2nd time in two games and third in his last four games.  He’s also hitting around .400 in the last week.  Goldschmidt may have had some Growing Pains, but don’t call him Tracey.  Neil Young and I have been searchin’ for a heart of Goldschmidt, and finally AuShizz is translating from German into actual stats.  Go for the Goldschmidt!  Now I ain’t saying Paul’s a Goldschmidtta.  There’s Goldschmidt in dar hills!  John Jacob Jingleheimer Goldschmidt, his name is on my waivers too!  Okay, breathe, Grey, you got puns… Breathe!  Remove the cigarette and put on the oxygen mask — stat!  Goldschmidt probably won’t hit above .250, but he can hit another 20 homers and have solid counting stats.  If an impatient owner dropped him early on when he was AuMess, I’d grab him.