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As soon as I bench him, probably.

@Shogun: Thanks!

But seriously, do I keep running him out there?

Lewis/Ethier/Kubel/Francisco/Anderson/Guillen/Wiggy are all LF-eligible and available….

I stepped away from the TV/computer for an hour and I lost that Hamels win? Ugh.

@knighttown: Do you have room for more closers? If so, grab them. If you have to drop one of those closers to grab them, then let them be.

So Ks are the least of your concern? Then drop Meche for Slowey. Drop Parra for Petit.

@Steve: Maybe he doesn’t like kiwis?

He is 0/18 when in my lineup this week.

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In the magical closers game, Ayala and Wheeler are still sitting there and I carry Putz, Ryan, Rodney and chair thrower. Any changes needed?

For starters, Kuroda, Petit, Harang and Slowey are all there. Drop any of Lilly, Volquez, Parra or Meche? Wins>WHIP>ERA>>>>>K’s.

Fuckity, fuck, fuck and warmed over fuck.

Hamels doesn’t deserve that fuckin.

The dialogue in True Romance tops The Usual Supects, thats why I love it.

You gotta pay your debt to the hat.

My 2nd favorite two words.
Right behind: Biscuits. Gravy.

@Grey:

To put it in Razzball terms,

Pulp Fiction, True Romance, The Usual Suspects, In Bruges, The Departed, American History X, punt.

I thought In Bruges was pretty good. A little derivative, but the guy who wrote it, Martin McDonagh, writes great dialogue.

@Baron Von Vulturewins: Well, I have an MFA, so there’s that, ya know?

Two words: Natural. Redhead.

@Grey: That was a bit of a shot in the dark, but it is a very memorable scene. Favorite scene, though? Ever?

I figured you more for a “Go home and get your shinebox”, or maybe “I definitely picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”* kind of guy. Or maybe even a “Wierzbowski! Wierzbowski” fan, as far as great scenes go.

You’ve shown me a new unexpected side of you. Much as Julianne Moore did in that movie.

*Kershaw’s start tonight against the Nats: Definitely the wrong time to stop sniffing glue.

I’ll check it out, Altman’s a classic.

And no, Dash won’t be watching. Made the mistake of letting him stay up to watch “In Bruges” when I rented it. Thought he’d fall asleep, now he wants a gun.

You’re smarter than the average Vulture.

Never saw the movie Grey, worth a look? And what’s it about?

Guess I could look it up on Mr. Skin but that would take a couple hours and then I’d have to smoke a cig and go to bed and dream of Phoebe Cates, happens every time.

Re: RCL

I’ll get burned but yet I’ve been burned all season. Nothing to lose………….

I have no clue either and am officially stumped.*

*drunk

@Baron Von Vulturewins: I would get rid of Kershaw. — I’m surprised you don’t know the movie.

He had a nice run but this is two blow-ups in a row, and if you can’t trust him against the Nats, he doesn’t seem like a play-the-matchups guy.

On the other hand, the next month promises many nice match-ups against SD and SF.

On the third hand, the Dodgers must be thinking about limiting his innings.

On the fourth hand…

You don’t want to know what’s on the fourth hand.

Who is the best choice for more saves while keeping era and whip down Wheeler, Jensen Lewis, or Brad Ziegler?

@BigFatHippo: During the scene, there’s full frontal nudity for about 2 minutes. It is not a porn.

You’re bound to get burned. But depends how much you got to lose.

Give us a hint, I got no clue.

BTW, the great Streaming Sucky Pitchers in the RCL seems to be working. It started with De LaRosa, then Harrison, now Lannan’s winning.

Could it be my first trifecta? Doubt it, but shoulda started this a month ago.

Throwing Travis Miner at KC tomorrow, jump on board.