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Although my research on how often Clement will be starting has been generally vague, some newspapers are reporting that he, and not kenji, will be th primary C. E.g., http://www.thenewstribune.com/555/story/391885.html

and elsewhere, McLaren has said he will catch 3 out of 5 or more (which I guess just confirms his primacy).

others in my league are pretty slow on FAs, so I’ll just wait and see.

@Frank Rizzo: Really surprised to not see Mila Kunis. I’m a big fan. And Ellen from Family Ties. But only b/c she has Michael J. Fox’s stank on her.

@Freak: See Mike’s comment re: Carpenter.

@wakeNbake: Eh. Who would he be replacing? Who are you dropping to pick him up?

Also, where’s RT with my Barmes info?

-Alyssa Milano
-Jessica Biel
-Jessica Alba
-Scarlett Johansen
-Kim Kardashian
-Eva Longoria – NOT EVAN!
-Jessica Simpson
-Halle Berry
-Angelina Jolie
-Selma Hayek

Probably not my top 10 overall, but it ain’t too tough to think of 10 that I’d be willing to accept the herp from.

@Mike: Aviles has ten steal speed.

Volquez has been a huge gamechanger in leagues….i just hope he has some ‘corrections’ like we saw with B-Webb last night….

@Grey: I drink your Guavabanana fruit shake!

Chase is too early to tell, you might be able to sell him on speculation alone.

Morrow’s value might dramatically increase if Putz ends up having an injury keeping him out for a substantial portion (or all) of the season

Swisher is good while he’s hot but I’m not entirely sold on him personally.

Torres is doing a great job but for some reason the Brewers appear to be willing to give Gagne another chance to implode.

I like Barmes out of the two but it depends on how he comes back from the injury.

So if thats not the move that killed my season you mean it was my subpar drafting? Can’t I just blame you instead? I don’t like this accountability stuff.

I can’t think of *any* other bad advice you’ve given me let alone worse advice, other than always disparaging my boy Dunn Uggla. If this were a performance review I’d recommend a 2-step raise for you – just stop sexually harassing the interns.

Yunel Escobar
Chase Headley
Nick Swish
B. Morrow
Torres

For all this trouble, I didn’t even get to start him in his first start. To think I chose him over Volquez…

Thats kind of mean. We actually share a birthday too. So when you are celebrating the Hebrew Hammer’s birthday quaff some suds for me.

re: standings — Luckily the season didn’t end yesterday.

@Baron Von Vulturewins: Glad you finally read the writing on the wall about Snell. Granted, two months late, but still…

@Frank Rizzo: re: herpes — So true. There should be a list of ten girls that you will accept herpes from. Maybe I’ll get on that. Parra vs. O’s is good.

@Zebo: I think Dook-Sheer is in for tough roads ahead and I wouldn’t jump on that bandwagon now.

@Bobbofitos: Aviles is a solid bat. Definitely worth a grab.

@p0rk burn: Braun’s not stealing bases and Prince is not hitting home runs. My money’s still on Prince hitting home runs before Braun steals bases. If that’s the worst advice I’ve given you, I’m doing pretty good. Cause Prince over Braun is not a move that kills anyone’s season.

EDIT: Typos and shizz.

You know what I like?: rookie-nookie.

Do with this information what you will.

@p0rk burn: Prince will outhomer Braun in the second half. I guarantee it!*

*not a binding guarantee

Don’t open any ticking packages with a Miami return address.

Just kidding, you’re a great guy. No really, its ok. Jerkface.

I’m still pissed at myself for dropping Duscherer for Kershaw when he came up. The Duke has been nothing but quality every outing.

Manny Parra was my spot pickup of the week with staying power. I fully plan on pitching him again at home on Sunday against the Orioles.