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Homestretch time in the Razzball Commenter and Fantasy Razzball Leagues. Here is the latest…

In the Razzball Commenter League, Mowses (Home Plate Security) and Mil Mascaras (Tequila Two Step) are separated by a mere .46 points at the top. This looks like a two person race at this point as 3rd place PWNightmare is 9 points behind but crazier things have happened (see Lou Pinella benching Jake Fox to f*** my NL-only team).

In the Fantasy Razzball League, we don’t have quite the photo finish shaping up as Jay’s Willy Wonka crew continues to treat the field like a bunch of petulant Veruca Salts with his crop of bad eggs. His 7,077 points is over 600 points ahead of 2nd place Jonathan Halket of THT Fantasy Focus. The only race of note is whether my team can nip Grey’s for a 2nd straight year. Despite a couple weeks of letting a move and a vacation take my eye off the team, I’m only about 100 points behind him, residing in 9th to his 7th. I will be championing my inner Spaceball and flip the switch so my teams will go from suck to blow (apologies to those of you directed from search because of that coin of phrase).

  1. Jay (Willy Wonka) says:
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    It feels good to be really really bad

  2. bobbo says:
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    H2H playoffs… Ian Desmond or Stephen Drew?

  3. SamYo says:
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    For SS, whos the best option, S. Drew, ID, Yunel, Alcides or Andrus ? Thanks.

  4. Commish Cauda (formerly Mike) says:
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    Need some last minute starting pitching help. Pick ONE:

    Wade Davis @BAL (Hendrickson)
    David Huff @OAK (B. Anderson)
    Clayton Richard @PIT (TBD)

    Thanks.

  5. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @SamYo: Depends what you need and I don’t know what ID is. All things being equal, Andrus…

  6. SamYo says:
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    @Grey: Ian Desmond. Oh and I dont really need any particular thing. Thanks.

  7. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @SamYo: Ah… Yeah, still Andrus.

  8. zombie says:
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    Could use a spot starter for tomorrow & not too shabby a grab bag…any preference from Duke @LAD, Zito vs COL, Garcia @ SEA, or maybe McCarthy vs. OAK? Thanks!

  9. Grey

    Grey says:
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    @zombie: I’d go with Garcia.

  10. steamer says:
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    I never ever thought I’d say this, but Derrek Lee is actually carrying my team in the fantasy playoffs.

  11. TYY says:
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    Bruce ph tonight, think about activating him?

    i’d have to drop andrus, cargo, j. rivera, or andy marte?

  12. steamer says:
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    Just read this on rotoworld:

    Kevin Jepsen is in line to vulture several saves from Brian Fuentes the remainder of the year.

    Manager Mike Scioscia confirmed the news. “If there are some matches that could be advantageous [to use Jepsen], we will try to take advantage of [them],” said Scioscia. The right-hander has a 1.36 ERA in 33 innings since July 1. Fuentes has 41 saves on the year, but has been far too inconsistent for the Angels’ liking.

  13. penpen says:
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    Frasor! ughz.

  14. TYY says:
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    @penpen: ya awesome Frasor, redeem yourself by pulling a win now or go to hell!

    dudes been fine almost all year, has barely hurt me h2h, now first day of my playoffs for me (bye week last week) he gets bombed, thank god the dude i’m playing is throwing Nolasco, but still, F U FRASOR!

  15. TYY says:
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    GREY- would you snag up dice k? 12 teamer, H2H, i wouldn’t use him this week, but next week for the two week champinoship he might come in handy? (if i make it)

  16. Dumbmutt says:
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    Hello? What universe are we in where Tomko vs TEX outduels Feldman vs OAK

  17. penpen says:
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    @Dumbmutt: the same wacky universe where Guitar Her-royo just out-dueled the Wandwagon

    ack, playoffs!

  18. Grey

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    @TYY: I’d lose Rivera.

    @steamer: Thanks for the heads up!

    @TYY: I wouldn’t own Dice-K.

    @penpen: Ha!

  19. penpen says:
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    P.S. I wish I could feel good about Franklin’s impending SV opp, but regressing to the mean is just not fun.

  20. TYY says:
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    ok now i can say F frasor and F chris perez, UNREAL, nolasco hands me a gift, and frasor/perez puke on it….

  21. big o says:
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    @Grey:
    clay zavada has lost his handle-bars .

  22. big o says:
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    @Grey:
    so , with all that spy talk ,
    you guys are like modern-day culp and cosby .

  23. big o says:
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    @Grey:
    so , feldman and the rangers have felt the sting
    of the A ‘s wrath .
    maybe now they can be empathetic towards you .

    in other news ……
    he may have not been too successful at the plate tonight ,
    but young (dbacks) looks pretty aggressive at the plate ,
    and appears to know what he’s doing .

  24. Lines says:
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    Goddamn A’s.

  25. BSA says:
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    The air is much cleaner in the top 25%.
    Never thought I would show higher than 55.

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