Comments on: Position Eligibility for 2009 Fantasy Baseball, Companion Piece

By: Grey

Grey — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:12:24 +0000

@booj: I wouldn’t worry about Hippo. At least half of his 985 were talking about his love for Ryan Ludwick or strippers, hardly in that order.

re: yawnstipating — Ron Howard movies, most NY Times bestsellers and Placido Polanco. Also, I just Googled yawnstipating and someone, who don’t think I know, felt Chinese Democracy fell into the yawnstipating category. I’m just glad our portmanteau, wacky vernacular is catching on. Razzball, making nonsense palpable since 2007.

By: booj

booj — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 05:56:58 +0000

Wow, feel a little out of place as a first time poster behind BigFatHippo’s daunting 985.

I just wanted to thank whoever came up with the word yawnstipating. I’m hard at work trying to find a place for it in my day-to-day vernacular. At present, I can only muster up usage in reference to post-Fast Times at Ridgemont High Sean Penn movies.

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:00:12 +0000

@Grey: @big o: Companion piece still means the same thing, her ass just doesn't look as nice on the way out the door.

By: Grey

Grey — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:49:44 +0000

@big o: Great, now I have it stuck in my head.

By: big o

big o — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:45:24 +0000

@ grey
maybe if i write this , the thought that i have been carrying around in my head for the last 3 days will subside , but ,
when i was a younger man , companion piece had an entirely different meaning .
there , i said it .

By: Grey

Grey — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:00:07 +0000

@Steve: You don't have to use that title; it's only honorary.

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:36:35 +0000

@Grey: You are correct, Dr Albright.

By: Grey

Grey — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:35:08 +0000

@Steve: I'd think it would hurt more that way too.

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:29:55 +0000

@Grey: Dunno really. Until it feels better, I guess. Haven't been to physio yet. Doc said it's best to carry on as normal as possible, rather than just lying down - heals quicker that way apparently.

By: Grey

Grey — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:27:45 +0000

@Steve: How long you gonna be belly up?

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:10:53 +0000

@Grey: Ha! Doctor yesterday, physiotherapist today. It's just a plain old lower-back sprain - never knew they could be so painful.

By: Grey

Grey — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:47:44 +0000

@Steve: You going to a doctor? Chiropractor? Thai masseuse?

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:42:22 +0000

@Grey: Yup. Home today. Could do with some baseball on TV.

By: Grey

Grey — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:34:51 +0000

@Steve: At least it wasn't Jockular Spincteritis. That really sucks. You stay home from work cause of it?

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:28:06 +0000

I will never mock a player for a lame injury again. On Saturday I sprained my back carrying a Xmas tree into the house.
Hurts like hell, can hardly move.

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:25:08 +0000

@BigFatHippo: See now you're making sense.

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:18:38 +0000

@Grey: Aww man I totally messed that up. 6am came way too early this morning.

We were at the tittie bar see, and they had this sign in the dressing room see……….never mind now.

Just trust me, never go to Bootheel tittie bars.

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:29:49 +0000

@Eric W: That was a bad Sandler movie that was a remake of an overrated Burt Reynolds movie. @BigFatHippo: So there were mostly women on the stage?

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:59:12 +0000

@Grey: There's a Brent Lillibridge clause: A sign posted in the dressing room stating "You must be 200 + and Hirsute* to Dance on Stage." *word of the day

By: Eric W

Eric W — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:25:48 +0000

if Michael Vick O.J and plexico burres some how end up in the same prison do you think they could get a few other inmates from the jail together and beat the Detroit lions? has nothing to with baseball but i have been arguing about it with friends all day

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:05:34 +0000

@Steve: There's always next. @BigFatHippo: What's that?

By: BigFatHippo

BigFatHippo — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:18:33 +0000

@Grey: Well no arrests, accidental shootings, or barroom brawls last night so I guess you're stuck with me. I did learn one thing about the Bootheel though.

By: Steve

Steve — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:17:58 +0000

@Grey: I was hoping you’d forgotten. It only lasted two weeks. Managed it last year. Couldn’t stand it this.

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:46:49 +0000

@Steve: BTW, you still have the mustache from Movember?

By: Steve

Steve — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:16:20 +0000

@Grey: You thunk correctly. I always make sure I digest the wisdom before guiding the Off-Topic Express away from the station.

By: Freak

Freak — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:48:14 +0000

@Steve: I'm sold. Good work.

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:44:31 +0000

@Steve: Thanks! I think.

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:43:40 +0000

@Everyone — This is off topic (as if the rest of this shizz isn’t), but The Sun-Times posted a Razzball post where I say anime is only understood by the stoned or schizophrenic. Gotta love The Sun-Times.

By: Steve

Steve — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:41:41 +0000

@Freak: Should have mentioned also that the Curve’s battery life is fantastic.

Storm can’t go for much more than a day without recharging – 3G really drains the battery.

@Grey: Love your work like a Curve

By: Grey

Grey — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:33:13 +0000

@big o: No worries. Hope it helps. @Steve: Wow, you comment from a Blackberry? That's impressive to me. But I also have my microwave clock still blinking from the last blackout. I'm mechanically declined, so to speak.