Q: What was Colon’s defense for the failed drug test?

I know he was pretty good in his return last weekend, but come on!!

Thanks as always!

Also, for the SON, I think I remember reading that 110+ was a sure-fire start. Am I raising the bar too high?

I’m not sure why I still think about this but you remember a year or two ago when you said nothing smacks of desparation like picking up Chris Johnson before he even rounded the bases after the previous night’s homer?

I still see you in my head coming out of the bathroom, seeing him jogging around second, diving over the back of the couch while knocking over one of those TV food stands and landing at the base of your laptop with a crazed look in your eye. I sometimes still giggle out loud at that thought. Like the other night at Creamie’s I was getting some ice cream with my girl and it happened. She says, “What?” I’m like, “Nothin’ babe, absolutely nothing.”

Yesterday it told me to start Erik Estrada’s brother. Ok… I didn’t know he was playing and while I loved Ponch’s custom-tailored uniforms should I really start a pitcher I know so little about?

Of course I should!

Tonight I will be focusing intently on a baseball game between Seattle and Cleveland. Two teams I care nothing about. But Streamonator is so good I’m starting them both. I’m hoping, of course, for two complete games and a 1-0 no-hit shutout with 20 Ks.

Oh, I expect it to be 2 no-hitters. 2 no-walkers either. I need some WHIP help.

Aceves or Balfour?

Thanks