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Boy let me show ya how to make that trade
How to spend that money how to win your league and get paid
Girl let me show how to hit that wire quick
How to get that d!ck, don’t give back lip
Go head do what you do make it work for ya!

Beddict  don’t play when it comes to money
I guess that’s why I’m okay when it comes to money

Hit Jay on the hip Guru on the celly
Rudy call Grey, I get ‘em for the R.Kelly
That’s seventeen a chicken, you know Beddict tha bird man
Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia. I know the Byrd gang

Greetings!!! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, back again with what is HOPEFULLY another entertaining edition of Disgrace/Delight. I’d explain it to you new readers, but it’s fairly self explanatory, is it not? Before we dive balls deep into this cavernous crevice, let’s talk a bit about my big homey, Marlon Byrd. If you’re anything like me (possibly not a good thing), there’s a decent chance you didn’t believe Byrd could possibly come close to or equal last season’s 24 bombs and 88 RBIs. Like me, you’d be incorrect for Byrd man is putting on a show in his age 36 season and I for one am in total shock. Not as shocked as I was when Ricky Martin came out the closet, but shocked nonetheless. With 13 bombs and 45 RBIs through 75 games, Byrd is right on pace to repeat last season’s totals and possibly made himself a Hall of Fame candidate in the process( Just kidding). The old heads usually fade at this point their careers, not light it up like every day’s Christmas. I need to have lunch with Rudy in the Razzball cafe and have him break down how this is even remotely possible. I mean, we saw what happened to Christian Slater as he aged; He became an unattractive, whiny voiced weasel who we realized had somehow fooled us into thinking he was decent actor at one point. But for Slater there’s a Clint Eastwood, a man who ages like a fine malt liquor, and I for one, thank the Gods every day for Marlon Byrd. Praise him for he has risen.

Now pump up my theme song and enjoy this blessed scripture below.

Jeff LockeLocke-Jaw Aka the King of Summer always blows our minds this time of year. And by always I mean last year and a couple decent starts this year. What’s truly mind numbing is that Locke’s WHIP is sitting at a sparkling 0.98. I know what you’re saying; Relax Beddict, Locke is a human piñata, last year was a fluke, and by the way you are one of the most gorgeous men I’ve ever witnessed on the Gods’s green earth!” Why, thank you. Your passionate and sometimes overwhelming support is all that keeps me going in this crazy world of fantasy sports writing. Back to Locke for a sec; I’m all for adding him FOR NOW as he is a decent stream or 2 start pitching option but once he begins walking the bases loaded with no outs in the 1st inning multiple times you just may want to cut bait. That’s what fantasy is truly all about (you knew that or did you?). Ride these bums like Seattle Slew when they’re hot and drop em in a ditch like Hollywood did Christian Slater when they fall off like a bad bag of dope.

Bartolo ColonBy no means do I support obesity, but this gluttonous pig is the hottest rutundo to hit the scene since Chris Farley. I suppose he’s not just hitting the scene as fat Bart is approaching 50 years old but you’r picking up what I’m throwing down. You know, because you’re highly intelligent life forms. I mean this dude’s second chin is larger than my sack but he’s been lights out as of late. In his last 16 innings pitched, Colon has dropped game on the oppositions ass to the tune of 2 ER, which equates to a 1.13 ERA, 9 Ks, a 0.56 WHIP, with 2 wins. Kudos to him. Someone buy this guy some red velvet cake with extra frosting.

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Gordon Beckham- I’ve been rather impressed with Beckham’s performance thus far this season. Again, I know what you’re thinking; “Beddict, Beckham has hit for a paltry .154 average over the past week and has been a constant disappointment since his spectacular rookie season back in 2009. But Gods be damned Beddict, I love your style, admire your rare shoe and groupie collection, so I’m just going to take your word for it.”

Chris YoungDo dat, do dat, go Chriiis! With 3 yack jobs in his last two games, Young is hotter than Pamela Anderson’s punnani smothered in wasabi. If you know anything about the kid, you know he’s one of the streakier players in all of baseball. Now is the time to grab him if he hasn’t yet been poached.

Matt AdamsIf you’re chubby and you know it clap yo haaaaands. Yea, it’s all good ya’ll. Embrace that chunk in the same fashion Adams does, and it will be a beautiful thing. With 3 jacks and 10 RBIs in the past week, Adams is finally fulfilling the Elder Gods’s pre-season prophecy in becoming one of the most dangerous hitters in all of baseball. Considering I, Tehol Beddict the Elder God chosen, selected him in every single league I’m in, this is a wondrous thing.

Odrisamer Despaigne-Before ya’ll get too excited, let’s remember that Despaigne had a 3.55 ERA over 213 games……IN CUBA! Maybe it’s just me, but that’s a tad worrisome. Let’s also not forget that these Cuban players are still forced to “escape” from their country in order to play in the US of A. That ain’t right, yo. Dude only had 1 K in his 7 innings of shutout ball, so unless he’s the Cuban Greg Maddux, I doubt this run continues. You never know though, and it’s still a cool story.

Justin Morneau-Do my eyes deceive me or is Morneau a solitary RBI off the NL lead right now!? Not in my wildest fantasies did I imagine this occurring. I haven’t witnessed a career resurgence like this since Jeremy Renner dropped National Lampoon’s Senior Trip on us in 95, seemingly fell off the planet for 10 years and then become an A-list celebrity. Seriously tho, dude is doing Bourne movies and sh*t. Kudos.

Jake ArrietaA 2.05 ERA? This can’t truly continue can it? It almost angers me for some reason. Probably not as much as it angers the Orioles higher ups tho.

Marcus StromanGood things come to those who wait ,and big Stro-Daddy didn’t disappoint with his last home start against the Yankees, where he went 8 innings strong while only giving up 3 hits, 1 earned and fanned 7. Dude is legit and I’ve added him everywhere possible. Once Beddict goes black, he don’t go back ya’ll.

 

Non-MLB Delights:

The NBA Draft- From the responses I’ve received from this column I’m guessing that there’s about 1-2 people out of my millions of readers who actually enjoy the NBA. I’m an avid fan and there’s few things I enjoy more than the NBA draft, looking at nude pictorials of Anna Nicole Smith in her prime being one of them (You know, before she became THIS).  If you want to read something incredible, something truly life altering, read the mock draft I dropped like hot lava on Thedirtyturban.net. Shout out to my man Guru. Fun fact: Guru was the bassist in Trent Reznor’s first band, Bloody Rectum. 

Fargo- How is Billy Bob Thornton not one of the top 5 most underrated actors of all time? TELL ME HOW!?!? I don’t believe I’ve ever witnessed anything I haven’t liked him in. Bandits was definitely an underrated film, I can tell you that much. Anyway, Fargo is a 10 episode show that airs on FX and I’m giving it the Beddict stamp of approval. Peep dat.

Da Vinci’s Demons- Another Starz classic!! Not only does Starz seemingly showcase films I actually want to watch, whereas HBO and Showtime don’t ever seem to, but they’ve been dropping all kinds of gems in the show department. This fictionalized version of Da Vinci’s life is one part: The Borgias, and one part: Indiana Jones. The 2nd season was honest to the Gods legendary.

 

MLB Players Who Disgraced Themselves This Week: 

B.J. UptonThis isn’t a knock on Beej’s play this past week, it’s a knock on his play for the prior TWO SEASONS!!! In Upton’s most disgraceful season for Tampa, he hit .236 and that’s sounding extremely scrumptious right about now. In a loaded lineup this fraud somehow manages to barely stay afloat over the mendoza line. He’s regressed in every way imaginable and he’s only TWENTY NINE YEARS OLD!!! DISGRACE!!!

Matt CainI’ve never owned Cain nor can I even begin to attempt interpreting what or when or why things have gone insanely south for this former hog. What I will tell you is I lost 3 racks betting on him at home against the Padres Monday night and I’ve since put a printed photograph of his dome my dartboard (do people still have those?). What I will also tell you is that Cain went from a guy who would seemingly contend for the Cy Young, year in and year out, to a fraudulent peon who can’t carry Bartolo Colon’s XXXXXXXXXL jockstrap. Double disgrace!

Alex Cobb – Everybody’s pre-season golden boy is strugggggg-a-lin in ways I haven’t witnessed since Tom Arnold married Roseanne just so he could get a job. Kudos to him tho for he actually had himself a solid career afterwards. That’s another story entirely and no matter how much I’d enjoy delving into that, I simply don’t have the time. I was never a huge believer in Cobb and seemed to be the only man on earth who preferred Matt Moore (obviously irrelevant at this juncture) but he’s been even worse that I expected. A 2-6 record with 4. 10 ERA on the season is not what his fantasy writing groupies were hoping for. I won’t even mention that he got a full cavity search from the Buccos a few days back, giving up 6 earned (I guess I did mention it). All is not lost though folks, for opponents are batting a meager .233 against him and the Rays are bound to pick up their run support at some point, right? You never know, James Loney might hit 20 second half bombs. Hey, it could happen( that annoying kid from Angels in the Outfield voice).

Justin MastersonSomeone please explain to me as to why everybody was so sold on the Masterbator before the season began. His control issues make Jorge De La Rosa look like Greg Maddux in his prime (okay, I may have gone too far). Not even ownable at this point in time.

Desmond JenningsJust thought I’d shout Jennings out for be a perennially underachiever. I suppose theres hope for they once said the same thing about me, and hey, look at me now!!!

Ben ZobristBefore Wednesday’s 2 hit performance, Zobrist was batting .095 over his past 7 games taking him down to .247 on the season. This wouldn’t be AS disgraceful if only his power and steal numbers were close to his past totals. But there not so it is.

Domonic BrownSMFH

 

Non-MLB Disgraces:

Godzilla- Incredibly disappointing film. I won’t get into as to why it was so, but honestly, I hated it. Not on the level I despised Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill, but still. Speaking of the Sandler flop, check out the one scene that cracks me up every single time, RIGHT HERE.

A Million Ways to Die in the West- I won’t sugarcoat it for you; This movie is hot garbage. It contained some humorous stuff near the end, but at that point I was just praying for it to end and couldn’t enjoy it. The way they advertised this film by saying “From that guy who brought you Ted,” gave me strong feelings it would bomb, and bomb it did. Wait till it hits netflix or download illegally such as I did.

Tehol Beddict- For betting against the USA against Portugal in the World Cup. No, ties don’t count as a push. FML.

Thank you for joining me for another week of Disgrace/Delight. It’s always a pleasure and I look forward to communicating with you in the comment section below and on Twitter, where you can find me at @TeholBeddict47. As per usual your questions and comments will be responded to with the kind of quickness rarely seen in today’s world. Till we meet again. Beddict, out.

From Around The Web

  1. Ralph Lifshitz

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    Nice work Tehol! Never bet on Portugal….and that’s coming from a Portugie!

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Ralph Lifshitz: Thanks, Ralphie!!! Sorry but I’m infatuated with Ronaldo. #SoHot

  2. Grey

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    Loved Fargo, think the first season was better than Breaking Bad’s first season…

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Grey: I’m only on episode 6 but yea this some classic sh!t for sho. Crazy how much leeway FX gives these shoes compared to standard network television. great freakin show.

      Grey, it’s an honor to have you stop by. have a wonderful weekend. Let’s take out the Razzball yacht soon

      • Grey

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        Haha… Nick’s the skipper, up to him!

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          @Grey: Nick may throw me overboard to tha sharks!! I’m going to need JayWrong there for protection

  3. Sea Bass says:
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    Help please, who do I drop when Harper comes back next week….Ozuna, Kemp, Cain, Singleton, or Chisenhall?

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      @Sea Bass: who do you have at 1st base? also depends on pitching staff but I’d be ok with dropping any of these dudes other than Kemp, based on your roster of course. probably would hold chizzy too but many seem to be dropping him

  4. Brooks Jacoby says:
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    Have dropped like a rock/titantic in the standings and my offense hasn’t hit in a month. I’m running out Yadier Molina, Pujols, Kipnis/Dozier, Segura, Braun, Heyward, Stanton, and Polanco, most of whom have been struggling. Am I in for an offensive explosion/team wide bounce back or am I in trouble?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Brooks Jacoby: oooohweeeee I have many of those same players. I see major bounce back on the horizon but that could be chronic talkin. ????????????

  5. Derek says:
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    Yo tehol…so I’m fed up with my Chris Davis and am looking to trade him. I have morneau backing him up.

    I was wondering what you think about moving Crush and my George springer for Charlie Blackmon and Bryce Harper….good deal for me? Springer could end up a 220 hitter, and Davis already is. I currently am in last in batting average

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      @Derek: yea, many seem to be cooling on Springer, however I’d still like to get my hands on him. Blackmon continues to come back to reality so that part doesn’t excite me tho if your read any of my preseason stuff(doubtful) you’d know I’m obsessed with him and support him with all of my heart. Davis has to step up at some point! thats my boy. and morneau has to come back a bit or a lot. I’d like something more than Blackmon. see what else is possible and run it by me playboy

      • Derek says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: thanks! Yea I just can’t afford to watch my average keep dropping. Gotta trim the fat ya feel me?

        How about my same two guys for Harper and Brandon moss? Better than Harper/Blackmon?

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          @Derek: oh yes. much better. no problem, Derek. I’m here for ya buddy.

  6. Li says:
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    Would anyone drop Heaney for Taijuan Walker?
    other lowest rung pitchers are Niese and Arrietta (both are a no no in my book- just throwing it out there) But Ive been hearing about Taijuan for two years and Heaney for two weeks. Only two starts- one gem & one smashing by my lowly phillies. Something in me says to pull the trigger…
    Thoughts?

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      @Li: Li-Li!!! oh you got to do it, playa!!! Taijuan is a legend in the making. You shan’t regret it. I thank you for stopping by

      • geegee says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: what makes him better than a heaney or stroman? his minor lg stats seem to be worse.

        imo id rank heaney 1 then walker slightly ahead of stro

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          @geegee: what makes him better is his upside. he’s an athletic freak who has potential to turn it on. he’s a k monster. just wait a couple weeks Geeeeegeeee

  7. Zar says:
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    Oh man thanks for answering some of questions without me having to ask. Great write up!

    I won’t pick up Cain. Not even stream. Nope.

    Colon and Peralta are available as FAs and Hudson was just dropped. I’m thinking of picking up hudson(if he’s the best of those 3). Do I drop mchugh for a waiver on him?

    Also is adamant worth a pick up over kendrys morales?

    On the bright side tehol, maybe sir dom brown will be next years Marlon Byrd!

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      @Zar: absolutely pick hudson up for mchugh without a moment’s hesitation. aside from his last start look at his previous ten outings. Best wire addition i made in april.

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      @Zar: Zar Zar Binx!!! Appreciate cha ma brotha!

      Cain is always intriguing on waivers since such a big name but he straight up blows dong right now.

      Tough call on McCugh cuz I love those k’s tough to get wins there tho. Colon and Hudson are intriguing. Probably go Hudson tho.

      DOmonic will be the 2nd half’s Byrd. trust me

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        @Tehol Beddict: Ahhh pushing up the time table. I drafted him and dropped him and now he’s available again. I just don’t think I have the space plus I have Myers and cargo on the dl. I guess he’s the odd man out. I can’t bring myself to drop Beltran for him yet…

        How many good starts would it take for you to trust Cain again? Or do you already trust him more than lincecum?

        Thanks ! Meesa appreciate your help very much!

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          @Zar: no problem buddy. anytime. Lincecum or cain? hmmmmm wow thats a coin flip. its like whoever you go with will get rocked the other one will throw a gem haha. I suppose i like lincecum a little more at the moment but cain has better chance of turning it around I’m guessing

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            @Tehol Beddict: vogelsong is available too! Maybe I’ll pick Cain, Hudson, vogelsong, then go trade Stanton for bumgarner. Great idea right?

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              @Zar: beautiful minds think alike my friend

  8. Dee says:
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    What is a reasonable starting pitcher return for ryan zimmerman? Think I can trade him for Ian Kennedy and Jason Hammel…

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      @Dee: uh yea, I would hope so. sad it’s come to this. those guys are solid but risk the chance of major falloffs.

      • Dee says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: So that means you would make that trade?

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          @Dee: I would hope you could get one starter who is better than either of these guys but if not possible and you’re desperate for pitching, go head big dog. #BeddictApproved

  9. Clint says:
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    Figures Adams would finally choose to emerge and fulfill your prophecy right AFTER I dealt him for Ventura, straight up. Ce la vie. You live by the moobs, you die by the moobs. At least I have Trumbo’s bosom to land on when he comes off the DL?

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      @Clint: Ooooooh, that’s too bad mayne but hopefully Ventura doesn’t fall off a cliff or has he already? Moobz bout to go Babe Ruth on that ass. You’ll be fine tho, cuz you Clint, are a winner. #Respect

  10. Rubik's Pube says:
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    This is off topic, but Brian Kenny makes me want to vomit. His passive aggressive, patronizing, high and mighty rhetoric is absolutely nauseating.

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Rubik’s Pube: totally, you ever hear him talk boxing???? It’s tough to listen to and thats no liiiiiiiiiiie. Thanks for stopping by to unleash your anger. Look at Beddict’s column as a place for you to vent. #DrBeddict

      • Rubik's Pube says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Not a fan of boxing. All I can think about is a bunch of old dudes with dandruff and bad breath bitching about the judges scoring every round. You’re ones of my faves on Razzball Tehol. Your undying love for Dom Brown brings chuckles and sunshine into my life.

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          @Rubik’s Pube: Glad to here it man. You just made my night. If you were here id buy you a slurpee and watch the NBA draft with ya

  11. Richie says:
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    Tehol –

    You think Todd “I’m not Brendan” Frazier is fo real?

    Thanks, peace n blessingz.

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Richie: I’ve always been a Frazier supporter. Gray put me onto him and I’ve never looked back since. definite hog.

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    If you’re chubby and you know it clap yo haaaaands!! Haha that had me dying….Fat Adams has arrived, let’s hope he stays hot, like my ass after Taco Bell

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @D Rich: That Taco Bell breakfast tho!!! Never a good idea. trust me. I had to invest in a plumbing company. #Clogged

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    I”m so glad I didn’t listen to you and add Masterson this wk, especially since he now has a knee “injury” aka just sucks. But I do own Cobb and he’s been atrocious lately- should I hold? Obv not a good time to sell, makes me wish I had back when I was being offered big bat for him and I scoffed at the idea.
    I know you’re a Polanco fan but I don’t think he’s lived up to the hype. IF I was to try to trade him what could I expect to get back? I will have too many OF next wk when your beloved Bryce comes back…I hope he’s learned to play conservatively and more importantly that the Nats idiot manager has learned how to formulate an appropriate lineup…I have a feeling he hasn’t though since Rendon (whom I love & bickered with you over in April…) was not batting 2nd last night.
    Let me know when I should schedule delivery of the new Siamese puss when you close on your house… she’s not as good as me but I think you’ll still enjoy her & she loves really bad movies too. xxo

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      @The Duchess: you obviously need to hold Cobb babe. you know this.
      Polanco has absolutely lived up to the hype. ur wrong there sweet pea.

      Harper is going to mash and be the second half MVP baby doll.

      I;ll take that Puss Asap Momma san. #WeAreSiameseIfYouplease

  14. Rubik's Pube says:
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    Completely off topic but Brian Kenny makes me want to smash my t.v. His know it all, patronizing, holier than thou rhetoric makes me absolutely nauseous. You can totally tell that all the other commentators think he is a complete tool.

    • Peter Nincompoop says:
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      @Rubik’s Pube: His hair, not his commentary, makes me want to smash my TV.

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @Rubik’s Pube: I think we already went over this but I feel you. i don’t despise him at the levels you do but he’s obviously a total tool shed

      • Rubik's Pube says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Double post. My bad. My other personality pee pee smacked myself for my stupidity

  15. kid A's father says:
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    FUCK YOU SON

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      @kid A’s father: your son hasn’t made an appearance in months. he might be dead recovering from his sex change. u must be proud

  16. Peter Nincompoop says:
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    “If you’re anything like me, it could not be a good thing”…I’ll just pretend you didn’t write that. I agree with your assessments on Stroman & Locke (sounds like a urination in public specific attorney office). Considering we both have been to several speedo shoots together, I can honestly say, your sack is FAR bigger/saggier than Bartolo’s 2nd chin. Don’t sell yourself short.

    My fantasy baseball team sucks and I’m okay with it. Just trying to carry out my frustration at this point on my league counterparts. I’m waiting for Harper and Cargo to get off the DL and currently own Viciedo and Eaton. I have Gattis (C/1B eligible) and Mesoraco is on the waiver wire. Drop either of the aforementioned for Mesoraco and let Gattis take the OF position.

    The NBA draft starts in t-minus 10 minutes, and much like yourself, am very excited. Did you see JB’s haircut? Ridiculous. Keep on keeping on.

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      @Peter Nincompoop: where did i say that?? hahaha editor should have changed that!!! JAY GOD DAMMIT!!!

      Thanks for responding despite my mistake. we need to reunite and hit the modeling circuit again bro. i miss you.

      Your team sounds like it can do some damage when the hogs return. never ever say never ever.
      Id drop vicedio for Mesoraco for sure. He looks legit.

      Pumped for the draft. watching as we speak. its almost like we’re texting. JB from razzball? No, Ill check it out

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      @Peter Nincompoop: it was “possibly not a good thing” hahah still doesnt sound good tho.

  17. PedroF says:
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    Have to say that this weekly column is rapidly becoming one of my favourites here!

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      @PedroF: Boomshockalocka!!!! glad to hear it partna

  18. dbulls says:
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    Is it time to cut ties with Bogaerts? Available SS in our league are A. Cabrera, B. Miller, Segura, Aybar. Also how do you value Granderson and Chisenhall…guy in our league has been shopping them recently

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      @dbulls: I can’t cut Boggy at this point. Segura is intriguing but also underachieving as well. Grandy and Chizzy are both intriguing. not sure what they worth in a trade. what they want for him?

  19. The Guru

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    The band was called “Exotic Birds.” Tip of the turban on another column with words and punctuation.

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @The Guru: thanks broseph. i like the band better with you in it. NBA draft grades coming to the dirtyturbin.com

  20. shawn says:
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    who would you go with moving forward this season – Josh Willingham or Jon Singleton?

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @shawn: depends on position most needed but I trust Willingham more. Singleton more upside

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        @Tehol Beddict:

        it’s essentially for the Utility spot. Thanks! That’s what I was kinda thinking too…

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          @shawn: foshodo. yea it’s a really tough call but singleton been struggling mightily

  21. jo jo!!! says:
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    You think I’d be better off dropping Andrew Heaney for Kevin Gausman’s afternoon start tomorrow? I’m worried about Heaney’s 2nd start this week against the A’s (at home), after how bad he pitched against the PHILLIES on Tuesday. weekly H2H league

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @jo jo!!!: Yes. Gausman certainly has a better matchup. no denying that

  22. The Skeptic says:
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    what do you think about Matt Shoemaker pitching for the Angels? He’s been great lately, Angels on 5-game win streak, and pitching tomorrow against Royals (lost last 5 of 6). Is he real deal?

    • Tehol Beddict

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      @The Skeptic: should be fine for that start, yea. #RideThaWave . Pump em and dump em.

  23. gordon shumway says:
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    Tehol, how dare you insult movies in which the only interesting character and only reason you went to see the damn movie in the first place disappears after 30 minutes! Bait and switch is the future, my friend!

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      @gordon shumway: Man, that was so weak. truly a disgrace. I was like, “Wait, what.” what a joke. thanks for reading tho

  24. Julio White says:
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    another week with no link on fantasyrundown.com. waz up wit dat?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Julio White: dude I don’t pay attention to clowns like dude who runs that site. He don’t respect me. In fact I’m beginning to think ur him

      • Julio White says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: hey dum-dum, if you look real hard you can see the banner ads for it on razzball. way to go insulting an advertiser. always doing a bang-up job representing the site.

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Julio White: that site don’t advertise me tho. U are him aren’t you? why don’t u respond to my email. #StopSnitchin

          • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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            @Tehol Beddict: dude’s not drinking enough Nyquil. ain’t that stuff supposed to slow you down; maybe toning down the level of being an ass this dude exhibits.

  25. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    you gotta be being facetious when you say that you were surprised you found out ricky martin was gay. i’m more surprised anybody ever believed he wasn’t gay.

  26. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    is “three racks” a poker term (or do i only know of casino terms of any type since i only play poker?, hmmm), meaning $300? since a rack of chips has room for 5 rows of 20 each, so (that’s if you’re using white $1 chips, it could be much worse) 300.

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