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Almost two months into the 2013 Major League Baseball season and things have suddenly turned into Bizarro World from the Superman comics. Those not familiar with the term please note what the scholarly website Uncyclopedia says, “Bizarro World is a situation or setting which is weirdly inverted or opposite of expectations.” In Bizarro World, Bizarro Coke tastes like Pepsi, Bizzaro USA is Canada and Bizarro Tom Cruise is a heterosexual, black orthodox Jew. The Bizarro Code states, “Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Us love Cocktail!” Does this all mean that Bizarro Razzball would be Yahoo Sports? Let’s hope not, but there JayWrong would be JayRight. In the current Bizarro fantasy baseball world Justin Verlander surrenders 8 runs in only 2 2/3 innings, last year’s Cy Young Award winners have 4 wins combined, and Clay Buchholz is Christy Mathewson smothered in Bullfrog juice. I’d try to look away but man, these stats are Clockwork Oranging my eyes open.  In the Bizarro baseball world James Loney looks like Rod Carew, Josh Hamilton is Kingmanesque and Jean Segura morphs into Robin Yount. All of those things are actually happening, right? Yes they are, but I keep having this funny feeling I’m going to wake up in 1975 next to Suzanne Pleshette.  Now that’s an old-timey cougar reference! If your roster is suffering through all things unearthly, let’s take a look at players currently inhabiting the baseball Bizarro World that could help your real fantasy team for the next week or so. Us must Jam it or Cram it.

Jam or Cram: Dayan Viciedo, OF, Chicago White Sox

Availability: 63% Yahoo, 62% ESPN

Current Stats: 21 GP, 8 R, 4 HR, 11 RBI, .288 AV

The Gist: Welcome to the Bizarro World one of the most under-owned, undervalued, under 25, power hitters still available on the wires right now. He’s all yours for the taking. Unless of course someone read this before you. Damn you, Jack Full of Hate! Since returning from the DL with a strained oblique, Dayan Viciedo has hit .409 with 2 home runs and 4 runs batted in. He also has 6 walks. That’s 6 more than he had before he broke his back fat. Always an aggressive swinger at the plate, the improved discipline has been paying off as Viciedo has raised his average 60 points since May 10. Last year the Cuban import knocked out 25 homeruns and batted in almost 80 runs. Those kind of stats look good on any team, Bizarro World or not.

Key Stat:  In 2012 Viciedo had a 120/28 K/BB ratio in 505 at-bats with an OBP of just.333. That’s Adam Dunn like. In a bad way.

X-File: Dayan Viciedo’s power in 2012 was not a Bizarro World mirage. His 25 home runs came after two seasons of 20 in the minors. Viciedo also wasn’t one of those players who hit a bunch of homers in April and May then fizzled out. He hit 14 in the first half and 11 after the All-Star break.

Jam or Cram: For most fake baseball teams power is a premium. Viciedo has plenty. He’ll hit 25-3o home runs with 70-75 additional RBI ROS. If his recent trend of cutting down on the K’s continues then the low average should not be too much of a drain. Send Ike Davis off to Bizarro World and welcome in a man named Dayan. JAM

Jam it or Cram it: Raul Ibanez, Outfielder, Seattle Mariners

Availability: 96% Yahoo, 98% ESPN

Current Stats: 13  R, 7  HR, 19 RBI, .235 AV

The Gist:  The fifth hottest fantasy player last week, between Mike Trout and Cargo, was “Eating” Raul Ibanez. I don’t know where Ibanez has been, but he is currently residing in Bizarro World. No, it’s not Seattle. It’s more like Portland. He says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives and runs the bases backwards. This week Ibanez hit .381 with 4 homers and 10 RBI. Wednesday night against the Yankees he went all Mr. Mxyzptlk , going 2-for-5 with six RBI and a grand slam. When did Raul turn into Lou Gehrig? Those things happen on that square planet.

Key Stat: In the past week Ibanez has more RBI than other player in baseball. The week before he had as many as the Miami Marlins Chris Valaika. Who? Exactly.

X-File: With Franklin Gutierrez back soon, Michael Morse in left and Kendrys Morales at DH, the Mariners will soon have no spot in the regular lineup for Ibanez.

Jam or Cram: While it was quite the week for Ibanez, it’s back to riding the bench, clubhouse ping pong, and the occasional spot start. He’s a jam in the Bizarro World of deep AL leagues where every player is over 40, but here on the greatest world the Earth has ever known he is a CRAM.

Jam it or Cram it: Brandon Belt, 1B, San Francisco Giants

Availability: 64% Yahoo, 62% ESPN

Current Stats: 17 R, 5 HR, 21 RBI, .246 AV

The Gist: Going into the 2011 season Brandon Belt was the #17 prospect in baseball. The past two seasons he has hit .250 with 13 homers. I’m no Scott Evans, but that’s more #717 prospect worthy. So what happened in the past week? Well, he just strutted around like he owned Bizarro World singing “Pumped up Kicks” and hitting .429. Brandon loved the 0’11’s. He also belted homers number 4 and 5.  Now, any Foster the People fans care to tell me when he hit home run number 5 last year? That’s right my skinny jean wearing friend it was September 4. Now go chase this frisbee. Belt has been labeled one of those ” four- A” types that crushed minor league pitching, showed flashes in the bigs, but mostly left you feeling as disappointed as that hipster trying to get his frisbee out of a tree.

Key Stat: In two seasons in the minors Belt hit 31 HR and 148 RBI in 189 games. In 248 games in the majors he has 21 and 95.

X-File: The Baby Giraffe is still only 25 but needs regular AB’s to prove he belongs someplace other than on prospect lists that never panned out. Yes, I’m looking at you Lastings Milledge.

Jam or cram: Belt’s limited ownership won’t stay low for long. He’s hitting .305 over the past 3 weeks and the Bizarro Belt Breakout could be upon us. I’ll project another 15 homeruns and 50-60 RBI ROS. That was me being serious. Just not a way that’s readily apparent. JAM.

*Bonus Tracks* Jam it or cram it SP streamers this week:

Tommy Hanson, LAA vs. SEA: Jam

Dan Straily, OAK vs. TEX: Cram

Trevor Cahill, ARI vs. COL: Cram

Edwin Jackson, CHN vs. PIT: Jam

 

Questions? Problems? Musical requests? Please post in the comments below. Look for my daily jam or cram on Twitter @TheGuruGS

From Around The Web

  1. Gareth says:
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    I just picked up Teheran, dropping Garcia. I had to decide wether to to drop him for either a saves helper, or a wins helper. I an equally behind the leader in both categories (5 behind).

    The Choice was either bobby parnell (saves) or julio teheran (2 starts).

    Minnesota at home and The Mets Away was just too enticing a matchup. Agree?

    Please Pick three of these guys to sit in my CBS Weekly ROTO for Week 8:

    Homer Bailey (Cubs)
    Gallardo (LAD, PIT)
    GIo Gonzalez (@ San Fran)
    Felix (Tex)
    Lynn (@LAD)
    Cobb (@ Toronto)
    AJ Burnett (@ Brewers)
    Teheran (Twins, @ Mets)

    Betancourt (3 Arizona, 3 @ San Fran)
    Frieri (2 SEA, 4 @ Royals)
    Street (3 ST Loius, 3 @ Arizona)
    Greg Holland (4 Angels, 3 @ Houston)

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      Cheers Gareth, I’d roll with Teheran. Good chance at wins and a few K’s this but won’t help you WHIP wise. However, I’d sit Bailey, Cobb and Teheran this week from what you showed me.

  2. John Mycell says:
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    Mauer and Allen Craig for Latos, Utley, and Victor Martinez. Which side wins and how close is it? The guy getting Mauer and Craig desperately needs avg, 2b and a 1st basemen.

    Also Latos/Vmart for Mauer, which side?

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      No, on the first one. But close. Depends on your needs.
      I’d take the Latos/Vmart side in the second option. Thanks for writing, John.

      • John Mycell says:
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        So do not make the trade for the Mauer/Craig side in the first?

        Thank you for responding so quickly. I think the guy getting Utley etc. is getting more upside there, I’d be taking craig/mauer for category needs. That being said this guy and me are neck and neck…..

        • The Guru

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          I’d take Craig and Mauer. Utley can’t keep this all year. I sense an oblique injury soon.

  3. BucLover says:
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    I feel fortunate that Viciedo was available in my 12 team 7X6 (H,OPS,QS) Roto league. I picked him up for Jeff Locke (today’s streamer) about 3 minutes ago. Would you mind surveying my team:
    C Posey 1B Encarnacion 2B B Phillips SS JHardy (just picked up over Drew who was replacing Espinosa) 3B Machado (also have A Ramirez) OF McCutchen, Bruce, Willingham, Aoki, Saunders (two of these are at Utl.) Bench – Carpenter, Viciedo DL-Jeter…..SP-Latos, Matt Moore, Minor, Gallardo, Milone, G. Cole, Z. Wheeler RP- Beatancourt, Bailey (DL), Chishek, Gregg.

    I’m in the top 4 positions in all offensive cats except SB (5th) and AVG (6th, and rapidly gaining now that my slumpers have started hitting). So given that, did I really need Viciedo? I’m pretty confident, esp. with the season only 1/4th done that I can make up ground later with SBs, but who would you drop to make room for Bailey who is coming off the DL Monday? I feel like it would have to be Willingham, Saunders, Aoki, or Viciedo. What do you think?
    My pitching is good and will get better as the Yahoo IP cap is being gobbled up by the guys ahead of my in the standings (don’t they know?). Thanks,,,enjoyed the article.

    • The Guru

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      Nice pick up Buc.
      Nice team. You really like Carpenter?

  4. BucLover says:
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    I like him because he’s got eligibility at 4 positions and out of my field of pretty good hitters he’s 2nd in R’s, 3rd in H’s, and batting .320/.875 OPS in the last 30 days. No RBI’s of significance and no SB’s and a couple HRs, so I see him as valuable for 4 or 7 cats, and I play him when needed …so you would consider dropping Carpenter instead of the four aforementioned?
    I’m really curious, if this were your team and leaving Carpenter out of the mix, who would you drop? Thanks for the help!!!

    • The Guru

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      I’d drop Saunders.

  5. edgar says:
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    Should I start straily and odorizzi instead of lincecum and liriano? They both have two starts this week.

    • The Guru

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      I would not.

  6. boston says:
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    if i offered shelby miller and zobrist for Strausberg and he says yes would that be considered a steal or am i giving up to much…. matt carpenter is his second baseman and i have pedroia so zobrist is a OF for me

    • The Guru

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      Hey Boston, go Bruins. Depends on your needs. I hate those two for ones for a pitcher. Not a trade I would make.

      • boston says:
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        @The Guru: bruins are giving me a heart attack right now, but yeah thats why i was debating sending the offer felt like id be giving up to much

        • The Guru

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          Agreed on both counts. Hold for now and hope Krug uses his skates again. I kind of need the B’s to win by 2. hint hint

  7. Anthony says:
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    Yo Guru, would you drop either Morse or BJ Upton for Viciedo? Also, do you have any thoughts on Odorozzi next week? Not sure if I should use him for his two starts (Tor & NYY) or Latos once at the Mets vs Harvey. Thanks

    • The Guru

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      Hey Anthony, thanks for reading. I’d go Latos. I’m not of those enthusiastic about Odorozzi. I’d hold Morse and Upton for now.

  8. JJ says:
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    Hey Guru,

    Which 2 of these bats do you like the most?
    J.WILLINGHAM
    A.LAROCHE
    J.WERTH
    J.MORNEAU
    A.DUNN
    M.MORELAND
    JJ.HARDY
    Thanks

    • The Guru

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      Hey JJ, can I say Viciedo and Parra?
      I’d think Willingham and Laroche will turn it around.

      • JJ says:
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        @The Guru:
        Parra IS available as well.
        I currently have MORNEAU and LAROCHE. Debating whether or not to drop one.

        • The Guru

          The Guru says:
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          Those 2 are not helping you much. What’s the rest of your team look like? Parra and Viciedo don’t sound sexy but…

          • JJ says:
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            @The Guru:
            Viciedo isn’t available
            C-W.ROSARIO
            1B-M.REYNOLDS
            2B-D.PEDROIA
            SS-J.RUTLEDGE
            3B-B.LAWRIE
            OF-M.KEMP
            OF-D.FOWLER
            OF-C.GRANDERSON
            UTIL-J.MORNEAU, A.LAROCHE
            BENCH-E.HOSMER, J.WERTH(DL)
            DL-H,RAMIREZ, M.TEIXEIRA

            SP-C.HAMELS
            SP-M.BUMGARNER
            SP-K.MEDLEN
            RP-A.CHAPMAN
            RP-C.JANSSEN
            P-M.HARVEY
            P-J.VALVERDE
            BENCH-S.CISHEK, K.KENDRICK, M.GARZA, J.FERNANDEZ
            DL-J.BECKETT

            • The Guru

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              Drop Morneau

  9. BucLover says:
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    Back again ! I’ve been offered this trade….Profar and Swisher for Aoki. I love me some Aoki, but I’m hurting at short, where I’ve gone from Espinosa to Drew to Aybar to even Marwin Gonzalez…currently Drew, but J. Peralta is on the wire, so I could go there. Not a huge Swisher fan, but Profar intrigues me. Is Aoki too valuable (3 for 3 today)?

    • The Guru

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      Hi again Buc, yeah, thats too pricey. You’re going to be seeing a lot of Profar offers flying around. Keep rolling those hot schomatoes out at SS if you have to.

      • BucLover says:
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        @The Guru: How high are you on Aoki? He’s currently the 76th best fantasy performer in the league. I feel like he was one of the steals of my draft (13th rd.). In Evereth (87th), though, I’d be getting my stolen base and Short stop problem solved and I’d still have McCutchen, Bruce, Willingham, Viciedo, and even Carpenter to play at OF. Would YOU trade away Aoki for Evereth Cabrera? Thanks Guru!

        • The Guru

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          I would not make that trade. Trade Willingham

  10. Rick Dempsey says:
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    @theguru: I hate Brandon Morrow and want to drop him, am I overreacting? (its a shallow league, 10 team roto)

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      I understand the hate as I have him on a couple teams too. I’m holding for now through gritted teeth.

      • The Guru

        The Guru says:
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        unless there’s options…

  11. Fart Monk says:
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    In a 12 team head-to-head league, I can get Kemp, giving up Sandoval and Cobb. I can replace Sandoval with Lawrie. Pull the trigger? THANKS.

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      Do it. Me likey

  12. Bitchesbeshoppach says:
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    Should I drop a guy like vmart to pick up profar?

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      Who else ya got?

      • Bitchesbeshoppach says:
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        I ended up dropping Ryan Howard for him. I have Moreland as my 1B. With Howard having a slow start plus now an MRI on his knee, I figured what the hell. Please tell me I’m good!

        • The Guru

          The Guru says:
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          Want me to sing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” to you too? You’ll be fine

          • Bitchesbeshoppach says:
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            Hahaha. Thanks! One last brain buster. Haren Tillman or odorizzi ?

            • The Guru

              The Guru says:
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              No prob. One start this week or ROS? Ha! Tillman

  13. Jack Full of Hate says:
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    looking to get a third opinion on BJ and Espinosa? I know the numbers on Espinosa point to a turn around, so I don’t mind holding him, but I’m in last place and have too much grossly under performing dead weight on my bench.

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      Howdy Jack, I am holding Upton but dropped Espi for Profar.

      • Jack Full of Hate says:
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        @The Guru: is profar getting called up?

        • The Guru

          The Guru says:
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          Yes, Kinsler out, Profar up

      • Jack Full of Hate says:
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        @The Guru: what are your thoughts on Gordon at this point, I’m not sure if I hold and give him another week to show me something cause the Dodgers look like dog crap across the boeard

        • The Guru

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          I suppose if your really desperate for steals. I had him about a week then moved on. Sorry about the Dodgers; injuries and us Sox fans knew those guys just don’t gel together .Mattingly going to get the axe?

          • Jack Full of Hate says:
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            @The Guru: I hope so, I havent liked any of their managerial choices since Tracy. I wanted Gibson and they blew him off, they need someone to come in and kick them in the teeth.

            with the way Cleveland is playing you have to wonder why they ever let Francona go

            • The Guru

              The Guru says:
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              Yes, shoulda kept Tito but managers have a certain shelf life in places like Boston. Joe Maddon would be a fun guy in LA or screw it, just get Phil Jackson. Magic will love that hire.

              • Jack Full of Hate says:
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                @The Guru: I think Magic should take over, everything he touches turns to gold

                • The Guru

                  The Guru says:
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                  I wonder what his magic 8 ball thinks?

                  • Jack Full of Hate says:
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                    @The Guru: how is this guy still alive

                    • The Guru

                      The Guru says:
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                      my magic 8 ball says I’m going to die alone in a puddle of my own urine. Hope it’s not tonight I’m at a friends.

                  • Jack Full of Hate says:
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                    @The Guru: funny, mine said vommit….it’s like I’m looking in a bizzaro mirror

                    • The Guru

                      The Guru says:
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                      In Bizarro World you are known as John Empty of Love. Wait, it means the same thing.*head explodes*

                  • Jack Full of Hate says:
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                    @The Guru: HAHAHAHA…..double head explosion

  14. alex says:
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    AL 5×5…Cespedes/Gordon or Trout/Lawrie…what side do you like better?

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      Trout side. You offering or getting?

  15. G Penny says:
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    Love your stuff Guru. Strasberg/Cespedes for Scherzer/Stanton in an OBP keeper league that uses K’s, QS, CG, W, ERA stats for pitchers. Which side you like?

    • The Guru

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      Thanks G, nice question. I’m leaning Scherzer/Stanton side because thats how I drafted them.

      • G Penny says:
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        @The Guru: Excellent. I’m planning on offering the Stras side to obtain the Stanton side. No clue if he will accept, but I wanted a second opinion before I dangled the Stras out there for too little. I think in a league where you can depend on keeping Stanton year after year, it will prove worth it. That said, I’ve given Stras, so no one really gets the short end of the stick here.

        • The Guru

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          Its fair but I like what you are getting in return especially in a keeper league.

          • G Penny says:
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            @The Guru: Wow, he rejected it quickly. Says Stanton is untouchable. Back to the drawing board! I’m interested in his A to the Rizzo but methinks substituting him into the trade means I wouldn’t be getting enough back..

            • The Guru

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              True that. Might need a new trade partner.

  16. Darcy says:
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    There was me, Darcy, sat in front of the puter feeling oddy knocky in my neezhnies after a hard day of rabbiting, fagged and in need of a bit of oomny advice on what to do with my cal fantasy team.. trying to gather my messels, losing my rassoodock when , at last, I find the Guru’s sage advice on razzball. Thanks so much for helping me figure out who to filly this week in order to impress. How polezny you are.

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      Your as clear as an azure sky off deepest summer. Viddy well my sister, viddy well.

      • Darcy Butler says:
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        @The Guru: I knew when you referenced a Clockwork Orange that you would speak my language.

        • The Guru

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          cue The 9th here.

  17. Allan says:
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    Drop santiago for teheran this week?

    • The Guru

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      I’d do that but check the streamonator first.

  18. ferris says:
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    20 team mixed 5×5 (need saves, have 6 great SPs, 2 very good SPs)

    cashner for kenley jansen

    cashner and gregorius for kenley jansen

    would you offer either or both of these?

    • The Guru

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      I’d try Cashner for Jansen first and see what happens.

  19. slicke5 says:
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    Is Hanson going to return for the SEA series? It sounds like his return is slated for the 25th @ KC.

    • The Guru

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      Looks like the Angels will pitch him Sat vs the royals.

      • slicke5 says:
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        @The Guru: which now becomes a CRAM correct?

        • The Guru

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          Thats a long time between starts. I wouldnt trust it. Cram

  20. Abdoozy says:
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    #%~*|£|€{£+#%%#!!

    All I needed to secure an improbable comeback win this week was for Frieri to not allow more than two baserunners..

    Now I’m sweating through yet another Sunday night game hoping that somehow Moreland can wind up with a higher ops for the game than Peralta. And of course Peralta opens with a double. FMFBBL.

    But that’s not why I’m writing, I dropped Frazier yesterday for Eric Chavez. I’m feeling some droppers remorse. Should I use my waiver to get him back? (I’d have to drop either Chavez or Viciedo…)

    Thank you Mr. T. Guru.

  21. The Guru

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    Thanks for writing Abdoozy. Yes, the thrills of fake baseball where every real game matters. It’s my crack. What can I say.

    Buyers remorse huh? Did you check with Sky? He has much love for Chavez this week. Hold on to him and maybe he gives you a couple of homers at Coors then dump him for Frazier or somebody that gets hot.

    • Abdoozy says:
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      @The Guru: Yah, my worry is that in this deep league (14 TM ESPN h2h, 6×6 w/OPS) someone is likely to pick Frazier back up if he shows any sign of life.. Which of course he has in the two games since I dropped him..

      I’ll just ride Chavez until he remembers how old he is and that he’s supposed to be injured..

      • The Guru

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        Ha! That is so going to happen.

  22. JTR says:
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    I have Loney now would you drop him for Dayan or Belt? If so which do you like more?

    • The Guru

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      Loney has to be a mirage. Belt has so much talent and will look good for a stretch then blah. I am liking what Dayan can do for a team if he can just improve that OPS which he has been doing since coming off the DL.

      • T A says:
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        @The Guru: would you start Loney or Chris Carter this week? Those are my CI options. Thanks.

        • The Guru

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          Ride the Loney train until it crashes into a twisted mass of pine tar and flesh.

  23. Future says:
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    How big are you on beachy? thinking about dropping wandy for him..

    you like alexi ramirez, simmons, gyorko, brandon crawford more than rutledge?

    Thanks alot keep up the great work

    • The Guru

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      Thanks a lot. I am sticking with Rutledge. Beachy? I’m lukewarm really. He was supposed to pitch at Gwinnett today but they were rained out. I need to see more.

  24. Kevin says:
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    The question of the night with the news breaking has to be who to pick up Dayan viciedo or juricksom profar?

    Don’t know much about profar but viciedo looks to be pretty valuable if healthy? Can u give us a scoop on profar and who u would rather pick up in a strictly points league. Thanks.

    • The Guru

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      I’ve grabbed Profar wherever I could. He’s the number 1 prospect and many are excited. We shall see. He wasn’t exactly hitting .400 at Triple-A. Actually he wasn’t even hitting .300. But he’s the guy I’d grab, maybe he fizzles out and then Viciedo will be probably still be available. Thanks for reading, Kevin.

  25. Mariner Mike says:
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    Hey Guru, going after Profar, how long do you think he stays upif he plays as advertised? Also have Swisher keep him or go after Viciedo?

    • The Guru

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      If Profar lives up to hype they find a way to play him. Swisher has nice sideburns and thats about it.

  26. Wel says:
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    should I trade arenado and loney for Moreland and moustakas?

    does it even matter?

    • The Guru

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      Yes, it matters because fake baseball is addictive and I am having trade withdrawals. I’d take Mous side.

  27. Ryan says:
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    12 team league keep 8 forever, I’m loaded with 4 stud sp. Greinke, Moore, latos and samardzija. Everyone wants Matt Moore, who I know is pitching a little over his head now. I don’t want to trade him away and watch him turn into a left handed verlander unless I get a good enough bat. What tier or hitter should I be going for?

    • The Guru

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      Moore is going to be this good for awhile. I wouldn’t trade him for less than a Harper, Jones, McCutchen type.

  28. Jay

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    What a crazy world that would be… Jayright… my mind just exploded.

  29. Oscar says:
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    Living the dream here in southern Maine. Playing in a 10 team h2h with fellow northern New Englanders. Is giving up Freeman for Matt Moore or Jordan Zimmerman a good deal? Strong on hitting but would weaken me at first. Always need pitching.

    • The Guru

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      Hello fellow Mainah! I hate to give up a bat for pitching. But if you really need an arm, I’d take Moore. Now buy me at drink at Bubba’s Sulky Lounge.

  30. Oscar says:
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    Cheers! How a pint at Gritty McDuffs?

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      Big spender!

  31. lolmets says:
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    im all for the comedy dont get me wrong, but sometimes theres too much fat to chew if you catch my fat, i mean drift.

    • The Guru

      The Guru says:
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      Thanks for writing lolmets. I admit I take a more lighthearted approach to fake baseball, but I do think the info provided on players I pick to jam or cram is accurate, in tune with transaction trends at the time and helpful to chronic rosterbators like myself. Enjoy the long weekend. Cheers.

  32. FunkyJunky says:
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    Catcher has been a black hole all year. I recently traded Soriano for VMart ( he qualifies as catcher in my league) and I have Gattis on the bench. Thinking of making a play off Jason Casto before he gets too good. What’s your take on all three ROY?

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