Friday, September 2

Toad Suckers (Trippin' Baseballs)

17/47 (.362)

11 Runs
4 Home Runs
11 RBI

21 IP
20 Strikeouts
2 Wins
1.71 ERA
0.86 WHIP

Prince Fielder was 4 for 4 with a home run and David Murphy was 4 for 5 with a home run to lead the way. Cliff Pennington and Alex Gordon also homered. Derek Holland allowed just 2 Red Sox baserunners in 7 innings and struck out 6 to record the victory. Zack Greinke also picked up a win and with 6 Ks.

Saturday, September 3

Optimistic Mustaches (Original Recipe)

17/47 (.362)

8 Runs
2 Home Runs
8 RBI
5 SB

12 IP
14 Strikeouts
1 Win
2 Saves
0.75 ERA
0.42 WHIP

royce!'s Optimistic Mustaches, the latest team to grab the lead in this tough league, were lead by timely pickup Brandon McCarthy, who pitched a 10 K shutout versus the Mariners. Javy Guerra and Rafael Betancourt recorded saves. Brett Gardner had 2 steals, while Dustin Ackley, Adam Jones, and Desmond Jennnings each added 1. Paul Goldschmidt and Delmon Young homered and drove in 2 runs. Ryan Zimmerman also added 2 RBI.



Runner UP

Federal Dusters (RCL 5) 18/43 (.419)
10 runs/3 HR/13 RBI/1 SB
22 IP/25 K/1 win/3.27/1.05

Some other nice lines:

Luscious Ballfros (Your Mom's a Schmohawk) 10/50 (.200)
7 runs/3 HR/18 RBI
9.0 IP/7 K/1 win/1.00/0.89

Team Beetlepimp (Come at Me Bro) 17.0 IP 18 K/1 win/3 saves/1.06/0.94

Team Biohazurds (Epic Beardmen Division) 15.0 IP 16 K/2 wins/0.60/0.73

Tacoby Bellsbury (Razzy Number 13) 14.0 IP 14 K/1 win/1 save/1.29/1.07

Roid Rage (The Beer League) 17/43 (.395) 10 runs/6 HR/16 RBI/ 1 SB

Butte Marauders (RCL 5) 18/48 (.375) 11 runs/5 HR/16 RBI/1 SB

Before Youkillis All (RCL #33) 21/46 (.457) 13 runs/3 HR/18 RBI/2 SB

Team Mainzer (Come at Me Bro) 13/36 (.361) 11 runs/2 HR/18 RBI/1 SB

Rosie Jones (Too Drunk to Call a Cabrera) 16/38 (.421) 6 runs/3 HR/15 RBI/1 SB

Buc Lover (Sonic Death Monkey) 23.2 IP 27 K/2 wins/1 save/1.90/0.93

Colicky Fuddruckers (League of Razz and Balls) 17.1 IP 19 K/1 win/2 saves/1.56/0.87

Sunday, September 4

Pesky Pole Dancers (Trippin' Baseballs)

22/54 (.407)

10 Runs
5 Home Runs
17 RBI

8 IP
6 Strikeouts
2 Wins
1.12 ERA
0.50 WHIP

Ryan Braun was 3 for 3 with 3 RBI to lead the Dancers. Ian Kinsler and Jhonny Peralta also drove in 3 runs apiece.
Braun and Kinsler homered, as did Jose Bautista, Neil Walker, and Nick Swisher. Daniel Hudson and Craig Kimbrel picked up wins.



Runner Up

Raynor Shine (RCL 5) 13/36 (.361)
11 runs/4 HR/14 RBI/2 SB
4.2 IP/4 K/3 saves/1.93/0.64

Some other nice numbers:

Colicky Fuddruckers (League of Razz and Balls) 18/40 (.450)
9 runs/3 HR/12 RBI
22.0 IP/23 K/1 win/2 saves/3.27/1.36

Champion of the Sun (Empire of the Razz) 19/49 (.388)/11 runs/2 HR/15 RBI/3 SB

Evil Evies (ECFBL) 26.2 IP/25 K/3 wins/1 save/2.02/1.01

The Full Monty (RCL #9) 21.0 IP/24 K/2 wins/0.86/0.71

Tulowitzki's Polish Sausage (Robust Herd) 22.0 IP/23 K/2 wins/1 save/1.23/0.77

Balk Itch (RCL 33) 23.0 IP/21 K/4 wins/0.39/0.48

Berkman's Boomers (RCL 30) 29.1 IP/20 K/4 wins/1 save/1.53/0.78

Amish Mafia (Your Mom's a Schmohawk) 16.2 IP/16 K/3 wins/1 save/0.00/0.48

Fear The Armish Beard (Matthew Berry Is A Tool) 21.0 IP/16 K/3 wins/2 saves/1.71/0.86

Fister Roboto (Patrons of Poonhoundery) 15.0 IP/12 K/3 wins/0.60/0.60

Monday, September 5

Team Perdew (League of Razz and Balls) 17/48 (.354)

9 Runs
7 Home Runs
15 RBI

10 IP
15 Strikeouts
1 Win
0.90 ERA
0.70 WHIP

Mike Morse hit 2 home runs and drove in 3 runs to lead Team Perdew. Mark Trumbo, Jason Bay, Ian Desmond, and the Upton brothers also hit homers. Doug Fister struck out 13 in 8 innings and gave up 1 run for the win. Frank Francisco added 2 scoreless innings.




Top Pitching Line

Broth's Bombers (Partially Torn RCL) 30.1 IP
34 K/3 wins/2 saves/ 0.89/0.89

Doug Fister (13 K), Matt Garza (8 K), and James Shields (6 K) each gave up 1 run in victories, while Josh Beckett struck out 6 in 3 and 2/3 shutout innings before leaving with an injury. Carlos Marmol and Joel Hanrahan added saves.

Tuesday, September 6

Ghostface Kila (Come at Me Bro)

23/55 (.418)

13 Runs
2 Home Runs
12 RBI
1 SB

9 IP
15 Strikeouts
1 Win
1 Save
0.00 ERA
0.78 WHIP

David Murphy (4/4, 2 runs/1 HR/4 RBI) and David Ortiz (4/6, 3 runs/2 RBI) powered Kila to a 3-point gain, moving them to within 3 points of 1st place. Jeff Francoeur added the slam and legs while hitting 3 for 5. Jon Lester paced the pitching side, striking out 11 in 7 shutout innings. Joakim Soria and Sergio Romo each added 2 Ks in a scoreless inning of work.



Runner Up

JUSTICE R.I.P. SPITZ (The Dread Pirate Rides Again)
15/43 (.349) 11 runs/2 HR/13 RBI
12.2 IP 21 K/ 1 win/1 save/0.71/1.03

Here are some of the great pitching lines recorded on Tuesday:

Wednesday, September 7

Pawnee Swansons (Partially Torn RCL) 17/47 (.362)

11 Runs
4 Home Runs
13 RBI

17 IP
12 Strikeouts
1 Win
2 Saves
1.06 ERA
0.94 WHIP

Andrew McCutchen hit 2 home runs and drove in 4 to pace the Swansons. Carlos Lee and David Ortiz also homered, while Jemile Weeks had a 4-hit game. Chris Carpenter pitched a 4-hit shutout and struck out 5. Jose Valverde and Jordan Walden each pitched a perfect inning for a save.



Runners Up

Random ItalicizedVoice (RCL 5) 16/37 (.432)
12 runs/3 HR/11 RBI/3 SB
14.0 IP/10 K/1 win/1.93/1.07

True Blue Brew Crew (Puff Puff Give) 17/45 (.378)
8 runs/3 HR/16 RBI
9.0 IP/10 K /2 saves/2.00/0.78

Some other nice numbers from Wednesday:

Simply Fred (ECFBL) 23/39 (.590) 9 runs/1 HR/6 RBI/3 SB/ 16.0 IP/9 K/2 wins/1 save/1.12/1.00

BottomOfThe Map (Come at Me Bro) 18/42 (.429) 10 runs/5 HR/12 RBI

Sox 35th (RCL 17) 14/35 (.400) 10 runs/3 HR/15 RBI

Bad Juju (Cracking The WHIP) 15/36 (.417) 6 runs/2 HR/14 RBI/1 SB

The Jets (RCL #33) 31 IP/16 K/3 wins/3 saves/1.74/0.90

The Schmohawks (Original Recipe) 17 IP/11 K/2 wins/1 save/1.06/1.00

Optimistic Mustaches (Original Recipe) 15.2 IP/13 K/2 wins/1 save/2.30/0.51

Thursday, September 8

Afghanistan Buzkashi (RCL 7)

15/52 (.288)

8 Runs
4 Home Runs
9 RBI
1 SB

8.2 IP
11 Strikeouts
1 Win
1 Save
1.04 ERA
0.92 WHIP

Ian Kennedy gave up 1 run in 7 and 2/3 innings and struck out 11 for the win and Brandon League added a scoreless inning for the save. Cole Hamels was benched vs. Milwaukee as the Buzkashi near the games started limit, so a complete game 4-hit victory was missed. Dee Gordon paced the offense, going 4/5 with a steal. Chipper Jones homered and drove in 3 runs in a doubleheader. Edwin Encarnacion, Jayson Werth, and Corey Hart also hit home runs.



The top numbers for the night:

RUNS: 12
Doug Dascenzo Does the Dougie (RCL 34)

HOME RUNS: 4
Afghanistan Buzkashi (RCL 7)
The Two Tone Browns (RCL #9)
Bucktown Facehaters (RCL 34)
Boston Beaneaters (ECFBL)
Fishscale Dreams (Razzy Number 13)
Worldwide Suicide (Ones are GOOD right?)

RBI: 11
The Nefarious Aardvarks (RCL #9)
Bayern Oktoberfest (Roast Beef Curtains)
I94 Series (Puff Puff Give)
Cleveland Steamers (RCL 17)
Boston Beaneaters (ECFBL)
Worldwide Suicide (Ones are GOOD right?)

STOLEN BASES: 5
Parappa the Rappa (The Dread Pirate Rides Again)
Well Played, Mauer (Razzbawl #36)

STRIKEOUTS: 23
Grizzly Manholes (Puff Puff Give) 15.1 IP
Dude, where's my DeLorean??? (RCL: The Number 23) 18.2 IP
NYC Matthole (Ones are GOOD right?) 20.1 IP

WINS: 3
East River Snorkelers (RCL 17)

SAVES: 2
Dukes of Flatbush (The Beer League)
Dubai Camel Jockeys (RCL 7)
Raynor Shine (RCL 5)
Team Carner (Cracking The WHIP)
Amish Mafia (Your Mom's a Schmohawk)
Pickled Mustache Rides (Puff Puff Give)
Antonio's Lil' Bastardos (League of Razz and Balls)
Poison Control (RCL 17)
Detroit Rust Rats (Empire of the Razz)
Mike Napoli's Mom (RCL: The Number 23)
RA Dickey Jokes (Ones are GOOD right?)
my little colby (Ones are GOOD right?)
Austin Suckers (RCL 6)
The Young and the Moobless (More Donkeycorns Please)

Friday, September 9

The Secret Weapon (The Beer League)

15/43 (.349)

10 Runs
2 Home Runs
11 RBI
1 SB

23 IP
23 Strikeouts
2 Wins
1 Save
1.17 ERA
0.74 WHIP

Logan Morrison broke out of a slump with 4 hits and 3 RBI to pace The Secret Weapon. Roy Halladay and Clayton Kershaw each picked up wins while recording 9 strikeouts in 8 innings. Javy Guerra earned a save with a perfect inning.



Some of the top hitting lines:

Crash Davis (Tommy Waits Bottle Dodgers) 20/54 (.370)/10 runs/5 HR/16 RBI/2 SB

Diamond Cabaret (Ones are GOOD right?) 20/52 (.385)/14 runs/4 HR/16 RBI/1 SB

Man of the House (Razzbawl #36) 18/41 (.439)/8 runs/5 HR/15 RBI/2 SB

The Gary Pettis File (RCL 34) 20/50 (.400)/10 runs/1 HR/14 RBI

I94 Series (Puff Puff Give) 19/53 (.359)/9 runs/2 HR/12 RBI/4 SB

Undeclared Qed (Sonic Death Monkey) 17/39 (.436)/7 runs/1 HR/10 RBI/3 SB

Some of the top pitching lines:

Doug Dascenzo (Your Mom's a Schmohawk) 26.0 IP/25 K/4 wins/0.69/0.69

Toronto Bautistas (RCL 5) 17.0 IP/18 K/3 wins/0.53/0.65

Turd Ferguson (Roast Beef Curtains) 30.2 IP/34 K/2 wins/1.76/0.82

Team ryanshea (RCL #9) 25.0 IP/29 K/2 wins/1.44/0.76

Somewhere TBD (RCL 3) 24.0 IP/24 K/2 wins/1 save/0.37/0.75

Saturday, September 10

The rich keep rolling, as they say. The #1 team overall is takes the TOD.

Random ItalicizedVoice (RCL 5)

20/52 (.385)

11 Runs
4 Home Runs
10 RBI

12 IP
13 Strikeouts
1 Win
1 Save
0.75 ERA
1.33 WHIP

Joey Votto was 3 for 4 with a home run and 2 RBI to lead the Voice. Everybody's favorite Blue Jays, Brett Lawrie and Jose Bautista, also homered, as did Mike Morse. Hot Jason Bay also drove in 2 runs for the most Canadian team in the RCL. C.C. Sabathia allowed 1 run in 6 innings, but it was relievers who provided the key numbers. RIV had 6 pitchers each throw a scoreless inning, recording 8 strikeouts, plus a win (Sergio Santos) and a save (Joakim Soria).



East Lumber Jacks (Puff Puff Give) pitched 20 scoreless innings Saturday and recorded 21 Ks, led by Dan Haren and Anibal Sanchez, who both went the distance. Beef Supreme (RCL 3) picked up 2 wins and 2 saves with 12 strikeouts in 12 scoreless innings. Haren and David Hernandez were the winners, while Soria and Ryan Madson had the saves.

Here are some of Saturday's best offensive numbers:

Charros Béisbol (Roast Beef Curtains) 15/44 (.341)/10 runs/6 HR/12 RBI/1 SB

Cleveland Steamers (RCL 17) 15/42 (.357)/7 runs/6 HR/13 RBI/2 SB

Poor Jays (RCL #33) 19/47 (.404)/9 runs/5 HR/10 RBI/2 SB

That's a shame (The Dread Pirate Rides Again) 17/50 (.340)/8 runs/5 HR/11 RBI/1 SB

Dukes of Flatbush (The Beer League) 18/51 (.353)/12 runs/4 HR/11 RBI

Herbie Versmels (Razzbawl #36) 16/40 (.400)/13 runs/4 HR/12 RBI/1 SB