THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby Steve » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:55 am

Indeed. For once I was not using sarcasm to make a point.

Simply stating a fact.
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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby IowaCubs » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:24 pm

If I wasn't able to make fun of the apperance of others, then I surely would have a hard time making fun of myself. For example, I probably have a bigger butt than Geovany Soto.
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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby BigFatHippo » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:59 pm

This is getting out of hand, leave my Willie alone!!!!!!!!!

You can make fun of Geronimo Pena though. I look like Tom Selleck bee tee dubya.......
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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby Steve » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:52 am

I'm not going anywhere near your Willie.

Tom Selleck? You mean floral shirt and just-too-short shorts and flip-flops? Zoinks!

Not going there with the mustache. Don't want to offend Grey.
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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby IowaCubs » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:05 am

You just offended me with the short-shorts comment. I use nair, so it's okay.
14 team h2h keeper (keep 5), $101 FAAB budget. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins. I currently have $1 left in FAAB money.

Active Batters
Castro, Jason(C) HOU
Goldschmidt, Paul(1B) ARI
Carpenter, Matt(2B) STL
Longoria, Evan(3B) TB
Zobrist, Ben(,SS) TB
Profar, Jurickson(MI) TEX
Rodriguez, Alex(CI) NYY
Davis, Rajai(OF) TOR
Jones, Adam(OF) BAL
Trout, Mike(OF) LAA
Young, Eric(OF) NYM
Bogaerts, Xander(UT) BOS

Buxton, Byron(OF) MIN
Stanton, Giancarlo(OF) MIA

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Corbin, Patrick(SP) ARI
Gonzalez, Gio(SP) WAS
Latos, Mat(SP) CIN
Liriano, Francisco(SP) PIT
Minor, Mike(SP) ATL
Benoit, Joaquin(RP) DET
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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby Steve » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:51 am

Nair?
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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby Grey » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:19 pm

It's a hair removal product that works like it's magical (naircare.com/)
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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby Steve » Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:57 pm

Aha. Can we have more pics of ugly players now?
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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

Postby Grey » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:05 pm

Someone put in a pic of George Foster. He made ugly say, "Damn!"
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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

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Re: THE HESSMAN TROPHY: Mike Hessman, FTW!

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