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I Browned Out
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Post subject: LifeAlert  Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:38 pm |
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LifeAlert is the company whose tag line became famous in the late 80's as an elderly "Mrs Fletcher" had fallen down and screeched - "Help. I've fallen and I can't get up".
Picturing Mrs. Fletcher laying there on the ground helpless in need of LifeAlert is akin to watching washed up veteran players struggle through their season.
There are many players in need of LifeAlert who have in fact fallen and can't get up.
Including but not limited to:
Andruw Jones
Vernon Wells
Chone Figgins
Kenny Powers
Ichiro Suzuki
Miguel Tejada
Travis Hafner
"With his latest injury Alfonso Soriano might the newest player on LifeAlert"
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Grey
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Post subject: Re: LifeAlert Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:42 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm
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Not crazy about it.
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Grey Albright
http://razzball.com
If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
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Bourne
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Post subject: Re: LifeAlert Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:37 pm |
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Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:30 pm
Posts: 2710
Location: @BourneFantasy
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"All senior citizens should have LifeAlert!" We should also include sayings for HoverRound, ShamWow, and OxiClean.
OxiClean should be for people like Bautista who are on drugs but no one admits it until they are dead. Like Billy Mays who was also on drugs.
ShamWow is for people who have big expectations but do nothing. Like Kila Ka'. Wipe him up and it is like he was never there.
HoverRound is just because where would you go with mobility? The Statue of Liberty BITCHES! Or the Yankees and Cardinals if I am Lance Berkman. Or the Phillies if I am Roy Oswalt. Or anyone who signs a big contract to be in Boston/NY.
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