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 Post subject: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:59 pm 
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In response to the Own While Hitting glossary suggestions...this is my first suggestion, so go easy on me!

Poo-Holes - Average players who do their best Pujols impression for a few weeks, but in reality are streaky sonavabenches who remind you why they went undrafted in the first place.

All credit goes to Grey who gave me the idea with his line about how he wanted to make t-shirts that say "I'm a man, and I love Poo-Holes!" for Pujols' 2011 projections.

Hope this helps!

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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:59 pm 
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Not crazy about it.

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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.


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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:42 pm 
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I thought Poo Holes was Pujols old and poor @ss when he doesn't put up a 2/1/5/1 every game and people ask if he is finally done. 5 HRs and 2 weeks into the season: only if you want to trade him to me!

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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:08 pm 
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I'm actually surprised you (you = Razzball) didn't just go with OWHN = Own While Hitting Now.

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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:54 am 
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We can do better than that, can't we?

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I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.


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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:21 am 
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I mentioned this on another post too....

Hitteoroid - A player who is on an amazing streak that will end sooner vs. later with them falling to Earth.

Hitteorite - A player who had an amazing streak but has fallen back to earth with a thud.

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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:32 am 
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Seems to me that Owning While Hitting is akin to either (or both):
- beer-goggles and the fat-chick
- the age-old Moped/fat-chick comparison: fun to ride until your friends see you on one

Perhaps we can work from that!

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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:24 pm 
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Ha... Not bad, but not sure it's better.

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If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
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I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.


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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:08 pm 
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I think poo holes are pretty well defined already.


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 Post subject: Re: Own While Hitting suggestion
PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:45 pm 
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Rudy Gamble wrote:
I mentioned this on another post too....

Hitteoroid - A player who is on an amazing streak that will end sooner vs. later with them falling to Earth.

Hitteorite - A player who had an amazing streak but has fallen back to earth with a thud.


I like the latter but the former reminds me of steroids and I get confused and then weep.

I'm probably going to refer to "Own While Hitting" players as Zeppelins because they're fun to ride until they crash and burn.

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