Own While Hitting suggestion

Got a good suggestion to add to our Glossary (http://razzball.com/fantasy-baseball-terms/)? Here's where to submit it...
Virinder
Posts: 430
Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:42 pm

Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby Virinder » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:59 pm

In response to the Own While Hitting glossary suggestions...this is my first suggestion, so go easy on me!

Poo-Holes - Average players who do their best Pujols impression for a few weeks, but in reality are streaky sonavabenches who remind you why they went undrafted in the first place.

All credit goes to Grey who gave me the idea with his line about how he wanted to make t-shirts that say "I'm a man, and I love Poo-Holes!" for Pujols' 2011 projections.

Hope this helps!
Yahoo 12-team, Roto, Keeper - 35 innings min/wk
R, HR, RBI, SB, AVG, SV, K, ERA, WHIP, W
HITTERS & PITCHERS
C: Wilson Ramos SP: Jake Arrieta
1B: Chris Davis SP: Tyson Ross
2B: Brian Dozier SP: Mat Latos
3B: Evan Longoria SP: Mike Fiers
SS: Xander Bogaerts SP: Matt Shoemaker
OF: Giancarlo Stanton RP: Joe Nathan
OF: Justin Upton RP: Luke Gregerson
OF: Bryce Harper P: Alex Wood
UTIL: Eric Hosmer P: Drew Hutchinson
UTIL: Lucas Duda BN: Andrew Miller
BN: Jedd Gyorko BN: LaTroy Hawkins
BN: Chris Owings



CBSSports 12-team, H2H keeper league, PPR
Must start at least 1 rookie, Can't start 2 QBs, $5 add/drops
STARTERS & BENCH
QB: Matthew Stafford QB: Matt Barkley
RB: Stephan Ridley RB: Ryan Williams
RB: BenJarvus Green-Ellis WR: Denarius Moore
WR: A.J. Green QB: Jay Cutler
WR: Andre Johnson FLEX/RB: Toby Gerhart
TE: Vernon Davis FLEX/TE: Kyle Rudolph
FLEX: Alfred Morris DST: Raiders
DST: Houston Texans K: Jay Feely
K: Dan Bailey

User avatar
Grey
Posts: 33710
Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby Grey » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:59 pm

Not crazy about it.
Grey Albright
http://razzball.com
Image

If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

User avatar
Bourne
Posts: 2710
Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:30 pm
Location: @BourneFantasy

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby Bourne » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:42 pm

I thought Poo Holes was Pujols old and poor @ss when he doesn't put up a 2/1/5/1 every game and people ask if he is finally done. 5 HRs and 2 weeks into the season: only if you want to trade him to me!
RCL Cracking the Whip: (5x5 ESPN roto)
C: Weiters
1B,3B,CI: Encarnacion, Wright, Alanso
2B,SS,MI: Getz, Kozma, Uggla
5xOF: Kemp, Holliday, Hunter, Soriano, Crisp
1xUtil: Markakis
Bn: Hill, Aybar
DL: Hart
SP: MadBum, Zimmermann, Morrow, Annibal Sanchez, Lynn, Anderson
RP: League, Parnell, Benoit, Hernandez

12 team F&F: (6x6 Yahoo! H2H with OPS and Losses)
C: Cervelli
1B,3B,CI: Gold, Zimmerman, Frazier
2B,SS,MI: Phillips, Ruthledge, Bonifacio
4xOF: Braun, Hamilton, Cruz, Hunter
2xUtil: Chris Davis, Span
SP: Latos, Moore, Zimmermann, Niese, Milone, Griffin, Miller, Cingrani, ~Streamer~
RP: Holland, Janssen, Perkins, Bailey, Valverde
2xNA: Straily, Grandal

User avatar
ChrisV82
Sponsor
Sponsor
Posts: 1028
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:05 pm
Location: New Jersey
Contact:

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby ChrisV82 » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:08 pm

I'm actually surprised you (you = Razzball) didn't just go with OWHN = Own While Hitting Now.
I like sports with balls in them.

User avatar
Grey
Posts: 33710
Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby Grey » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:54 am

We can do better than that, can't we?
Grey Albright
http://razzball.com
Image

If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

User avatar
Rudy Gamble
Posts: 264
Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:33 am
Contact:

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby Rudy Gamble » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:21 am

I mentioned this on another post too....

Hitteoroid - A player who is on an amazing streak that will end sooner vs. later with them falling to Earth.

Hitteorite - A player who had an amazing streak but has fallen back to earth with a thud.

cfrancis
Sponsor
Sponsor
Posts: 392
Joined: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:07 am
Location: Virginia

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby cfrancis » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:32 am

Seems to me that Owning While Hitting is akin to either (or both):
- beer-goggles and the fat-chick
- the age-old Moped/fat-chick comparison: fun to ride until your friends see you on one

Perhaps we can work from that!
Christopher

Whole Votto Love
10-team 5x5 Standard H2H
C Castro
1B C Davis
2B Phillips
3B Longoria
SS Peralta
OF x 3 J Upton, A Jones, McCutchen
Util x 2 Choo, D Brown
Bench Seager
DL A Jackson
P Zimmerman, Moore, Cobb, Peavy, Ryu, Liriano, Straily
RP Wilhelmsen, Mujica, K-Rod, Jansen
DL Henderson, Beachy

User avatar
Grey
Posts: 33710
Joined: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby Grey » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:24 pm

Ha... Not bad, but not sure it's better.
Grey Albright
http://razzball.com
Image

If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.

User avatar
Freak
Sponsor
Sponsor
Posts: 244
Joined: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:57 am
Location: Indianapolis
Contact:

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby Freak » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:08 pm

I think poo holes are pretty well defined already.

User avatar
ChrisV82
Sponsor
Sponsor
Posts: 1028
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:05 pm
Location: New Jersey
Contact:

Re: Own While Hitting suggestion

Postby ChrisV82 » Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:45 pm

Rudy Gamble wrote:I mentioned this on another post too....

Hitteoroid - A player who is on an amazing streak that will end sooner vs. later with them falling to Earth.

Hitteorite - A player who had an amazing streak but has fallen back to earth with a thud.


I like the latter but the former reminds me of steroids and I get confused and then weep.

I'm probably going to refer to "Own While Hitting" players as Zeppelins because they're fun to ride until they crash and burn.
I like sports with balls in them.


Return to “Baseball - Razzball Glossary Suggestions”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests