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Machete

Postby ChrisV82 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:24 pm

Unless you really can't stand non-comedy movies that aren't serious, this is definitely worth checking out, presuming it's still in theaters. It is so absurd that it's brilliant. Well, maybe not brilliant, but definitely magical, especially if you live over the top action and gore. Think of the Desperado "trilogy" but far more bloody, with a touch of Tarantino's homage-y quirkiness.

Also, DeNiro.
I like sports with balls in them.

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Re: Machete

Postby Grey » Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:06 pm

Nice, I'll have to check it out. Thanks for the heads up!
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Re: Machete

Postby ChrisV82 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:17 pm

I want to specify that this is a Robert Rodriguez film, but it has Tarantino-like nods to the past (since this is a grindhouse throwback, that makes sense).
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Re: Machete

Postby Grey » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:47 am

I feel like all of RR's adult films (not porn, just not Spy Kids) are winking at QT.
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Re: Machete

Postby JoeC » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:33 am

Grey wrote:I feel like all of RR's adult films (not porn, just not Spy Kids) are winking at QT.


I think this is true.

I haven't seen "Machete" yet (I have a long Netflix queue... and no, she's never said that), but I'm pre-disappointed by something I read: apparently Jessica Alba's semi-nudity is somehow digitized. WTF?! Are you trying to tell me that Mrs. Alba has some kind of grand illusion that she is in movies for her acting talent?! C'mon, sister, you're a babe among babes (although I have to say, sometimes, she kinda looks semi-retarded... and you could land a spaceship on that forehead... but don't mind me, I'm overly critical), but know your place (nekkid on my screen).

I suppose with the above, I can never run for office now.

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Re: Machete

Postby A-Rod's Cousin » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:10 am

I'd hit it


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