Old Man River - (n) refers to either Trevor Hoffman or Troy Percival. When using this phrase you must sing it as part of the lyrics
In the same vein Jamie Moyer should be the Galapagos Tortoise. Unlike the above two OMR's, the Tortiose lacks the force of the mighty Mississippi and instead relies on a slow, methodical approach to life and crusty outer shell to get him through times. With an expected lifespan of 150-200 years, the Tortoise will still be pitching his 73 MPH changeup when our kids are putting in waiver claims for Volquez II.
The proof is in the pictures: