This may have already been suggested, but Yahoo!'s latest note on EB (Bedard [shoulder] said he probably wouldn't pitch in the majors this season, the Seattle Times reports) makes me want to put it out there. Possibly too closely related to Erich Bedarden.

be·dard·ed [bi-dahr-did]
–noun
a person who drafts an injured or high risk injury player with the hopes of said player being useful for their fantasy team.

Tim: Dude I drafted Erik Bedard in the 19th. He's going to be my sleeper!

Todd: You're f**king bedarded, bro - he's more fragile than...than....WIND!!!

Tim:

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C - Chris Iannetta
1B - Gaby Sanchez
2B - Ian Stewart
3B - Casey McGehee
SS - Felipe Lopez
OF - Vlad Guererro
OF - Torii Hunter
OF - Delmon Young
UTIL - Denard Span
BN: Chone Figgins, Asdrubal Cabrera, Jonathan Lucroy, Logan Morrison (NA)
DL: Victor Martinez (DL), Troy Tulowitzki (DL), Justin Morneau (DL)

SP - CC Sabathia
SP - Tim Lincecum
RP - Jonathan Broxton
RP - Mariano Rivera
P - Luke Gregerson
P - Chris Perez
P - Mike Leake
BN: David Price, Aroldis Chapman (NA), Clay Bucholz
DL: Erik Bedard

Yeah, feels like it's in the same ballpark as Erich Bedarden.

just saw that ChrisV82 made an earlier post in the player discussion forum with the same shizz. didn't mean to step on your toes dude.

'S cool, great minds, etc.