This is the opening of the ESPN report on Kinsler's high ankle sprain:
SURPRISE, Ariz. -- Rangers second baseman Ian Kinsler has a high right ankle sprain and will be sidelined for at least a week.
Seriously...Surprise, Arizona?! God, it's just perfect before a report about Kinsler going down with some silly injury. Maybe I'm wierd, but this is, to me, even funnier than Felix Pie's Testicular Torsion (which would be a sweet band name if anyone is looking for ideas - myself, I'm already in a band called The Anal Fisher Kings). Just thought I'd keep the community informed.