Razzball Commenters League Week in Review, Vol. 2

BigFatHippo · **Joined:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:06 am **Posts:** 386

Uhhhh,

That's about to be InBev Gardens, Grey.

What a shame.

Grey · **Joined:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm **Posts:** 27961

Really? That's lame.

p0rk burn · **Joined:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:00 am **Posts:** 237

The Bar is offered nationwide at the end of July and the end of February. Its set up so that everybody takes one half at the same time because that half is the same across the country. Its such a big deal they have all sorts of crazy cheating going on so making people do it on the same day somewhat alleviates that. The best stories are the people puking and crying in the bathroom because they can't handle it. They actually told us in the bar review courses not to go to the bathroom if you can help it because the people in there will disturb you enough that even if you weren't stressing the test you will be when you come out. Last year here in Florida they had to physically drag a kid out of the room kicking and screaming because he refused to leave after they caught him cheating somehow. Thats a huge deal because they report it to the Bar Authority in the state and your chances of getting admitted anywhere are about zero-to-none afterwards.

Its a lot of work but I'm not too worried about. Put in your time in the library for 8 hours and then go home and drink beer while watching baseball. Thats how p0rk rolls . . .

bsa · **Joined:** Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:03 am **Posts:** 231

I don't know why I would be amazed at people trying to cheat on something so big but I am. I also know it is really expensive to take and so comprehensive there is no way cheating could make that big of a difference. Ah well, some stupid people out there. Kind of like trying to build a team in the RCL off the free agent market.

KarlJ · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:58 am

Jay Bruce- Sonavabench!

Grey · **Joined:** Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:51 pm **Posts:** 27961

You'll be fine, P0rk. Just write the answers inside your eye patch a'la Spies Like Us.

KarlJ · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:10 am

Good luck P0rk.

IowaCubs · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:08 am

Grey wrote:

Hmmm.... IowaCubs, you name your team after Rod Beck then you bury them? How dare you, sir? Pull it together, man.

It's painful, dude. I've been a part of probably 25 or so drafts in my FBB career, and this was by far my worst effort. I was totally out of my normal gameplan of a balanced team (which usually is drafting three position players, then two pitchers, then three position players, then one pitcher, then two, then one and so on) and I took a risk on drafting potentially dominating pitching early to my peril. I ended up with the worst of both worlds.

P.S. Rodd's already kicked me out of the trailer.

IowaCubs · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:12 am

p0rk burn wrote:

The Bar is offered nationwide at the end of July and the end of February. Its set up so that everybody takes one half at the same time because that half is the same across the country. Its such a big deal they have all sorts of crazy cheating going on so making people do it on the same day somewhat alleviates that. The best stories are the people puking and crying in the bathroom because they can't handle it. They actually told us in the bar review courses not to go to the bathroom if you can help it because the people in there will disturb you enough that even if you weren't stressing the test you will be when you come out. Last year here in Florida they had to physically drag a kid out of the room kicking and screaming because he refused to leave after they caught him cheating somehow. Thats a huge deal because they report it to the Bar Authority in the state and your chances of getting admitted anywhere are about zero-to-none afterwards.

Its a lot of work but I'm not too worried about. Put in your time in the library for 8 hours and then go home and drink beer while watching baseball. Thats how p0rk rolls . . .

My cousin who lives near San Jose, said that while she was taking her exam, a guy had a heart attack and everyone just kept taking the test except for two EMT's who were taking the test as well. They called an ambulence, saved the guys' life, and went back to finishing their test.

You lawyers are all the same in fantasy baseball, too.

IowaCubs · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:17 am

Grey wrote:

You'll be fine, P0rk. Just write the answers inside your eye patch a'la Spies Like Us.

My third favorite move. I'll bet this explains a lot about me.

"Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor."

Quote:

Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?

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