SONOVABENCH!!! What dislocated finger?

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SONOVABENCH!!! What dislocated finger?

Postby inertiatic » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:17 am

Alfonso Soriano and his dislocated finger were on my bench today, starting Luke Scott instead. Scott goes O-fer and Soriano hits a homer with three RBI. All this in a short week where I'm hurting for power as it is. Nice. I'll put Soriano back in the line-up for Sunday and surely he'll take the day off with a sandy vagina.
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Re: SONOVABENCH!!! What dislocated finger?

Postby Grey » Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:02 am

Yeah, I was actually sonovabenched too with this and probably the first time I sat Alfonso even though he's been terrible for months.
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