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@HornyOldGuy Did you get that pic I sent you? I LOL’d really hard. They’ll put anything on cats!
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@EricKarabell I haven’t checked my email today. Trying to get this cellphone to work. Hello? Oh, wait, I was typing that.
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@EricKarabell Please forward. Manny loves to laugh!
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@OldHornyGuy Did you get those preseason rankings I went over?
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Go Sox!
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@EricKarabell Seems like I messed something up when I downloaded the new Aguilera ringtone. Things were much simply when I was writing for Married With Children, Crocodile Dundee II, et al.
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@OldHornyGuy Did you get those rankings?
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@TristanCockcroft There’s proper channels for unsolicited submissions.
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@OldHornyGuy I write for ESPN.
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@EricKarabell How did they get the sombrero on the cat?!
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@I’mMannyYou’reNot Those cats are muy hilarity! Do you think they are safe?
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@BuryingDwarvesOneDwarfAtATime Pedro! Are you going to get traded back to the Sox? We miss you.
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@EricKarabell Can I send my rankings to you?
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@I’mMannyYou’reNot I think they use glue.
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What up, Manny y Pedro?! If there are two things I love, it’s the Red Sox and cats.
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This just in. The Yankees are going to offer Mr Whiskers, that tabby cat, $120 million over 5 years.
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That is a slap a lapper!
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@Dick Vitale Forget about the cats. Let’s talk about the Oakland RAY-DAS. The FROZEN TUNDRA of Lambeau Field. Rumblin’… stumblin’…He COULD…GO…ALL..THE…Hey, you’re with me, leather….
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Uh-oh. Someone forgot to turn off the Bermatron 2000.
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Correction. That was CC Sabathia.
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You people all suck.
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@TristanCockcroft You’re not going to get hired with that attitude.
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@HornyOldGuy Worked for me.
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@SkipBayless Are you David Caruso?
