A really lame injury that is keeping your player out of the line up, such as a hurt vagina.

"Votto is expected back from his stress related poonjury on Wednesday."

Other possibilities include:

cunjury/cunjured

Regards,

Jareth Cutestory

Haha I like poonjury more than the others. Or anything along the lines of a sandy vagina (maybe Votto has a sandy vajajay). But I really do like poonjury.

Not a huge fan, I'll let Rudy look at it. He can overrule me if he likes.

Hmm...I like it but you can't call what Votto has as a poonjury...it's a mental thing which can be made fun of but isn't girly...

Here's what we currently have in the glossary and what I think we can add to cover the spectrum....

In Glossary:
1) Pulling a Kotchman – In the glossary now as "When someone’s on the DL for longer than expected. Origin, Casey Kotchman was out with mono for a year and a half." This is what Conor Jackson has right now.

2) Jockular Sphincteritis - Any injury from sack to back that initiates laughing and wincing at the same time. See Chris Snyder’s testicular fracture, Kaz Matsui’s anal fissures, Carlos Guillen’s raging hemorrhoids, Felix Pie’s testicular torsion. No current ones right now.

3) Disgraceful List - What DL stands for when a player goes on it after a conspicuously bad run of hitting/pitching. See V-Mart, Ian Snell. Chien-Mien Wang was on it earlier this year. Oliver Perez is still on it. Fausto Carmona is asking for it

Potential Glossary Options:

1) Disordered List - When a player goes on the DL for some mental/stress issue. Can sometimes be combined with the Disgraceful List (see Dontrelle Willis) but usually reserved for great players going through some anxiety issues (see Zack Grienke, Joey Votto).

2) Poonjury - Ticky-tack injury that seems like nothing but keeps a guy out of the lineup. Includes tummyaches, hangnails, etc.

3) Animal-Style Player - Crazy, bad-ass players who are consistently In-N-Out of the lineup with injuries. Examples include Milton Bradley and Elijah Dukes.

I'm hesitant to post this, as this is a public forum and it could offend, but what about "Developmentally Disabled List?" One injury that I could think of that might qualify was when David Wells fell with a drink in his hand and apparently in the hope of saving his drink did not let go of it and instead had it break in his hand and sever a tendon. From what I remember, he first said that he had cut it while slicing vegetables.

On a side note, ESPN has an article from Barmes's injury titled, "Barmes blames fall on deer meat, not groceries or ATV." I might just still be drunk from last night, but there's something poetic to that title.

Yeah, the DDL is a bit out of bounds for the glossary...made me laugh though.

Conferred with Grey and Distressed List wins out over Disordered List.

Yeah, I agree it's out of bounds.

How about Dizzabled List? Think it might only apply to Votto, though.

Just googled this, and it remarkably didn't come up. Perhaps because it's not too inventive.

Or TOO inventive.

Dizzabled List - ha! It's a little limited to Votto though...but i like it....not glossary material but might have to use that in a future post...

I've been looking at that all morning and I just figured out what it meant. Too damn funny.