Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:42 am
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
";" = Bartolo Colon... half the man he used to be.
A Semi-Colon ( ; ) is a punctuation mark indicating a long pause between when a pitcher enters a game and when his fantasy owner realizes that he wasn't the smartest person in the world for starting him. The Italian printer Aldus Manutius the Elder established the practice of using the semi-Colon mark to separate words of opposed meaning, and to indicate interdependent statements such as "I'm starting Colon tonight; I want to throw up in my mouth." He also used them to define the many pounds of flesh hanging over of a washed up pitcher's wasteline.
**Full credit goes to BVV.**
14 team h2h league. C,1B,2B,SS,3B,MI,CI,U,5SP,2RP... It's standard 5x5, but we use quality starts instead of wins.
C Lucroy, Jonathan; 1B Fielder, Prince; 2B Kendrick, Howard; 3B Alvarez, Pete; SS Aybar, Erick; MI Gordon, Dee; CI Pujols, Albert; OF Presley, Alex; OF Francoeur, Jeff; OF Viciedo, Dayan; OF Upton, Justin; U Hosmer, Eric
BENCH: ...OF Jennings, Desmond; 1B Rizzo, Anthony; Injured: Craig, Allen
PITCHERS: SP Beachy, Brandon; SP Bumgarner, Madison; Parker, Jarrod; SP Rodriguez, Wandy; SP Worley, Vance; RP Jansen, Kenley; RP Casilla, Santiago...
BENCH: Downs, Scott